Ok, here's chapter 11. This chapter is 6 pages long and not my longest...but long :). Enjoy it lillies.
I woke up around six with a massive headache. My lungs ached and my eye-lids drooped over my eyes in a sleepy manner. I yawned, bringing my hand to my mouth and stretching my legs. A small thump from the ground brought me back to reality.
"What the…?" I looked down at the ground and to my surprise I saw that it was my blanket.
"But when….?" I looked at my couch and back at the ground. I shook it off and rose out of my chair. My muscles creaked and groaned in protest, sitting at a chair had its defaults. It was quiet and almost peaceful. Too peaceful for a house filled of S-Rank criminals…
"Shit." I swore, bolting out of my bedroom door and down the stairs. The sound of whispers grew louder as I descended and when I turned the corner my eyes widened.
"HIDAN! What the f*** is this?" The Akatsuki members around the area face palmed.
"What the f*** does it look like I'm doing bitch? I'm doing a f****** ritual! Asses… You heathens do not understand the way of Jashin!" I looked down closer at the bloodied man that sat before my feet.
"Who the hell is this you asshole?" I was currently trying to identify the man, but with no luck I settled for glaring at Hidan.
"How the hell should I know?" My hands flew into the air and crashed into Hidan full force.
"OI! That hurts bitch! Stop it! I'm doing a f****** ritual! Stop!" He hissed.
"I don't give a f*** if you doing a ritual! You can't kill random people! We can get in serious trouble and-." Just then, the doorbell rang. The Akatsuki scattered from the noise. I sighed and made my way to the door where Pein immediately blocked my path.
"What are you doing?" He asked in his incredibly dangerous voice.
I growled. "Move. It is just a friend. Go hide." He glared before moving with incredible speed, only a blur to my eyes.
Damn ninjas.
I opened the door and raised an eyebrow at the guy in my doorway.
"Hadder? What are you doing here?" I glanced at the taller male. He had his long brown hair in a ponytail behind him, his pale face twitched at the sight of my rumpled hair, and his red eyes piercing my dark blue ones. He had on long black skinny jeans and a My Chemical Romance T-shirt. He narrowed his eyes.
"Have you seen my Uncle Jim? My mom sent me to find him. He went on a walk and…" I watched as his eyes drifted to the kitchen area behind me.
"Is he dead?" He asked, shoving me aside and walking over to the body that had been slaughtered on my carpet.
"I think so." Hidan, being the idiot when he can chose to be one now and come out to the scene.
"Don't touch him! I'm performing a ritual!" I face palmed and hit Hidan in the side of the face.
"You BASTARD! You just blew your cover!" Hadder sighed and backed away.
"It's fine, Hidan. Just do whatever you need to. I don't really care." I stared at him blankly.
"What?" We both asked, cocking our heads to the side.
"You heard me. It might prove difficult, but I will tell my mom he left the state again. I never really cared for the bitch anyways. Have his soul for all I care. Where are the rest of the Akatsuki?" My left eye twitched and I shook my head.
"How do you know they aren't cosplayer?" Hadder flashed me and insane smile.
"Because you just told me the answer." I gave him the 'wtf' face and signaled for the rest of the Akatsuki to come out. Soon the whole gang was standing around me, except they all pointed a type of weapon that him. Mostly knives though.
"Ok, let's see how many knives I can count. One, two, three…anyways, Jeen I was wondering if you and maybe your new friends, would like to come with me to breakfast. Your treat!" I groaned.
"You got kicked out of the house again didn't you?" He shook his head.
"Can't I have breakfast with my friends?" Glaring now, I turned to the Akatsuki.
"Go and get dressed. We are going to breakfast." Kisame looked pretty happy, but the rest looked way too tired to move. Except for Tobi.
"Will there be seafood?" Kisame asked. I smiled at him.
"Maybe." His face brightened up and he shot up the stairs.
"Somebody really like fish." I muttered. Itachi nodded.
"You have no idea." He sighed. Pein retreated upstairs with the rest of the Akatsuki following in suit. Hidan stayed downstairs to finish his ritual.
"Hadder, go wake up Ren." Hadder used to be Ren's boyfriend. Really, he did. They a broke up because Ren though Hadder was insane for jumping off of his roof.
He owned a freaking three story house of course she would think him insane.
" Kay!" He yelled before darting up the stairs. I mentally counted.
'1, and 2, and 3.' A scream could be heard from upstairs.
" HADDER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?" I quietly snickered to myself before going upstairs as well.
"Hi, Ren dear! It's been a while hasn't it!" He yelled. I cringed when I heard a loud band.
" Get out of my room, you perv!" I mentally cursed myself for sending poor defenseless Hadder up there without a weapon.
Curse my stupidity.
"Ren…what was that loud bang I heard-." I peered around the wall to see Hadder sprawled on the ground, unconscious.
"Hadder!" I screeched, picking him off the ground and slapping his cheeks.
" RAWR!" He yelled suddenly springing to life, giving Ren and I a heart attack. I dropped him back on the ground and proceeded to my room to get dressed.
"Crazy Bastards." I hissed, slamming the door shut before locking it. I turned around and there of all people, was Madara.
"Yes, Madara?" He shook his head.
"Who is he?" I laughed.
"Aw, are you jealous? That's so sweet." I could see his irritation flowing off of him.
"I just want to know why he wants us to go to breakfast." He growled, letting his arms fall to his sides.
"He was kicked out of his house again so he needs something to eat. It's a regular thing with us." He shook his head before having a seat. A few seconds passed.
"Are you going to let me get dressed?" I asked, tapping my foot. His one, visible red eye bored into my blue ones.
" Could I stay here?" My face turned red and I tensed.
"Out. Now." I said through gritted teeth.
He put his hands in the air and moved towards the door, avoiding my dangerous aura. "Wait. One thing..." I sighed and turned to face him.
"What is it?" He let his hands drop.
"Where did you send Zetsu last night?" I froze. How did he know about that? I kept my face passive as I tightened my grip around the doorknob.
"I don't know what you're talking about." I said before slamming the door. I sighed.
He can be a piece of work.
Third Person P.O.V
The Akatsuki gathered downstairs in their new outfits consisting mostly of t-shirts and jeans. Ren pounded down the stairs with a happy-go-lucky Hadder behind her.
"Aw Ren, don't be so quiet. C'mon! Give me a hug!" Ren spun around and nailed him in the face with her fist.
"Stay away from me! And for the last time! Go to hell!" Hadder chuckled, rubbing his nose.
"I would if I could, but they kicked me out." Ren gave him a face before turning to the Akatsuki.
"Heh, I like my new shirt bitch. Thanks." Hidan said, pointing to the letters that said,
'I'll f****** kill you.' on the front. Ren shook her head and marched over to Kakuzu.
"Kuzu is sitting next to me!" Hadder's jaw hit the floor.
"Kakuzu." He growled pointing a finger at him. Kakuzu raised an eyebrow.
"I will murder you!" He yelled throughout the house. The Akatsuki all raised an eyebrow.
"Um, Hadder. I don't think that's possible." Jeen said from the stairs, adjusting her black long coat. Her long hair was pulled up into two high pig tails. She wore a pair of black skinny jeans and a dark blue shirt. Around her neck was a chocker with the Akatsuki cloud hanging off the end.
"Jeen, what did I say about dark clothing on a hot day?" Ren scolded.
"It's f****** sixty degrees outside, bitch." She scoffed.
"Let's just go." Pein growled, glaring at the two girls.
"Yeah I'm starving, un!" Deidara yelled, fist pumping the air. Sasori kicked the back of his knee and he collapsed, his face hitting the ground.
"Shut up brat." Deidara jumped up and prepared to yell but Kisame smacked them both.
"Let's have a quiet breakfast shall we?" Some of the members nodded.
"Yes, Hidan." Kakuzu growled still trying to shake Ren off his arm.
"I can be f****** quiet when I want to, asshole!" He screamed at his partner.
"Quiet, Hidan." Itachi scolded. Hidan glared at the Uchiha but said nothing more.
Jeen clapped her hands together. "Everyone stay in a group and do not stray or else I will be forced to let Zetsu eat you."
Everyone looked at Zetsu who shrugged.
"I bet Tobi would taste good." There was an awkward silence before everyone started laughing, the stoic ones chuckling.
Tobi started to whine.
"Tobi won't stray, Zetsu-San! Tobi is a good boy!" He screamed desperately.
Jeen chuckled and shook her head. "Anyways, you know what happens. Do not talk to anyone. If someone comes up to you and starts talking to you, tell them you're in a hurry and continue to walk. Got it bastards?"
Receiving a few glares and head bobs Jeen set out the door, waiting for them to pile out before she could lock it. They started down the sidewalk, murmurs and whispers breaking out amongst the Akatsuki.
"Hey! Bitch! What is that?" Tobi silently smiled.
"Hidan-Chan! Tobi knows that that is a car! Transportation for people here! Tobi knows a lot about this world! Sempai, are you proud of Tobi?" Jeen looked back at Deidara.
He looked like he was about to explode.
"Itachi, do you know what that is?" Kisame hissed, pointing to an airplane in the sky.
"I do not. Ask Tobi." he sighed. Deidara's eyes widened when a dog randomly came up to him.
"Bang, un?" He asked looking at Sasori. Sasori shook his head.
"Do not blow it up Deidara." Deidara pouted.
"But I've been itching to blow something up, un! Jeen, please!" Jeen shook her head.
"You'd stick out to much. And who would react kindly to seeing their pet puppy being blown to pieces?" She said, gesturing at the small dog.
"Could I try it on a kitten, un?" Jeen sent him a deep glare and Ren paused in her smothering of Kakuzu.
"Don't you dare blow up a cute little kitty!" Deidara rolled his eyes but continued to walk. Tobi skipped up to Jeen who was a little bit ahead of the others and tapped her shoulder.
"Jeen-Chan! Tobi wants to sit next to Jeen-Chan!" Jeen turned her head to glare at him.
Madara watched her hair swish around behind her.
"Fine, Madara, but try anything and I will maul you." Madara chuckled.
"Who would want to try something on you?" Jeen turned her head to glare in his direction.
"An old perv like you, that's who." He scoffed.
"I'm not that old. You are just over exaggerating." She laughed.
"Uh huh, sure I am. Now, I'd suggest you go back and talk to your Sempai before I decide to sock you in the face." A dark aura pressed itself on Jeen and the small area around them. He flashed his Sharingan at her, giving her a sharp glare.
"Try it, I dare you." Jeen's eyes narrowed before she turned a sharp corner and into Zetsu.
"OW! Mother f***ing-!" She held her nose with her hands before looking into Zetsu's eyes.
"I have your info. You better love us for this." He said, rubbing his eyes.
"Oh, I will later. Just tell me when we get back. Right now I'm kinda busy. Come join us for breakfast!" She screamed, tugging his arm and pulling him with her.
"I don't like human food. I'll eat you if you don't let go." She released him and let him fall back to talk to Madara.
"Where were you last night? I needed you to do some recon." Zetsu sighed.
"I was sent on recon already for the girl. It was quite nice actually. I killed and ate five humans total as thanks." Madara shook his head and let his eyes trace to Jeen's moving body.
"That cunning little viper. I can't read her actions at all. She annoys me." he hissed, letting his voice trail.
"Don't tell me you like her? You're insane. Be nice. Youalso know it's true. Whatever." he whispered. Zetsu watched Madara ruffle his hair.
"Is it that obvious? This will be harder than I thought." Kisame ran up to Zetsu.
"Zetsu, there's a body waiting at home for you later." Zetsu smiled.
" Hidan? I praise the bastard." Kisame nodded.
"He's already finished his ritual so when we get back you can do whatever." Zetsu nodded before watching Kisame jog back to Itachi and Sasori.
"What'd you need to talk to Zetsu about?" Sasori asked.
"Just telling him that there's a body back at home for him." He replied easily.
"Hn." Itachi murmured looking at the motorcycle whizzing by.
"When are we going to get there dam it?" Hidan yelled from the back of the party.
"When we get there. Not stop your whining Hidan or I'll kill you."
"Aw man, don't start this crap again, Kakuzu you ass. Shut up for once."
"I say the same to you every day." He growled, still trying to shake off Ren.
"Will you get off my arm?" Ren shook her head.
"Not until you agree to sit with me!" she huffed. Kakuzu sighed.
"Fine. I will sit with you." Ren squealed.
"Now get off." Ren shook her head.
"You little-." He was cut off by a holler from Hidan.
"Deidara you little F*****! Come back here!" he shouted. A large red mark on Hidan's forehead showed itself off as he ran after the pyro.
"Never, un!" He shouted back, his yellow hair streaming back behind him as he ran.
"You two! Settle down, dammit!" Jeen called from the front, joining the chase.
"Ahh! She's after us, un!" He yelled, speeding up and running up a tree.
"Kakuzu can you help me!" He yelled while looking up at the tree.
"Anything to kill Hidan." He barked, yanking Ren off and scooping Jeen onto his back. He began to climb the tree and Deidara panicked. Luckily no one was around to see them jump down the tree and shoot forward.
"Oi! I want to race to!" Hadder yelled, hopping onto Kisame's back and pointing him forward.
"Onward!" Kisame took the back of his shirt and hauled him off.
"I'll do it for Jeen or Ren. Not you. Don't touch me." Hadder glared.
"Whore." He hissed.
"Slut."
"Bastard."
"Bitch."
"Asshole."
"Asswipe."
"…call it a draw?" Kisame looked him in the eye and sighed.
"Deal." He sighed, shaking hands.
After a little bit longer, the chase stopped and they fell back into a group.
"Almost there guys! Just turn this corner and…." Hadder started to jump up and down in excitement as they turned… to IHOP.
Wow...IHOP. Lol a cliffhanger. Hahaha sorry!
Question: Do you like Hadder so far? I hope you do because he's going to be there a whole bunch of the time.
Answer: I'd hug the freaking shit out of him. Call my crazy, but I'm an Orochimaru fangirl.
Song: Nightcore All the thing's she said, by .u.
Ok, so I stayed up all night in my depression and I am not f***ing , now im kinda tired...*rubs eyes.* LIstening to a whole shitload of music to keep myself awake. :) Enough about me, tell me about you(no i am not a stalker)! What do you do when you feel trapped? Goddammit, so many questions in this chapter. Well, REVIEW and you will make me happy. :)
Bye bye!