Hey guys! I tried to make things interesting in this chapter...you could consider it a small filler, but then you'd be wrong. XD I hope you all enjoy the chapter!
Jeen's P.O.V
Going to IHOP wasn't so bad actually.
It was worse.
Hidan, Ren, Hadder, and Deidara kept making a ruckus, drawing all of the attention in the restaurant to us. All of it. They hollered and swore so loud that even the people across the street could hear us. Deidara's speech problem just made things worse. Hidan and Hadder's swearing went so overboard that they were kicked out of IHOP before breakfast even came.
They will be punished.
I had let Tobi order the double chocolate chip pancakes with a chocolate shake with extra, extra whip cream. Just add another extra in there and you'd get how bad that is.
He was literally bouncing off the walls. Madara must have a sweet tooth, but this? His Tobi persona went way overboard this time.
He will be punished.
Itachi and Pein had remained well behave, I was proud of them. They ate when they were served, gave appropriate comments and critiques on the food, and used their manners. They will be rewarded.
Sasori and Konan didn't really talk at all, only when I asked them questions did they answer. They have too much self preservation. They will be praised. Praised only.
Kisame and Kakuzu actually showed enthusiasm and a lot of it might I add. Kisame loved his seafood and ate everything, saying that the outside was the best part of it besides the sauce. Kakuzu said that he enjoyed his platter and even ordered seconds. The miser made me smile. I just love my Fishy and my Joker. They shall be rewarded to the extent of my powers.
Zetsu ate a little kid and disappeared a second later saying he was full. Not that I blamed him. F***er tried to steal my credit card. Free pick of any meal he wants.
The walk back was excruciating. They kept talking and bickering that it gave me such a migraine to the point where I had to turn around and to beat them half to death.
They needed some sense beat into them.
In the end, Hadder was permitted to stay in the guest room, the Akatsuki settled down in the living room, and Ren stayed in the garage doing laundry and whatever the hell she did down there.
"Okay, listen up." I said, turning off the TV and earning myself some groans. "We will be playing a game. Punishments will be handed out as well. Tobi, come here."
Tobi stood up.
"Yes, Jeen-Chan? Was Tobi a good boy!" He literally screamed.
I shook my head. "Tobi was a really bad boy. Tobi will be punished." Tobi let his arms drop.
"Tobi's sorry!" He yelled, shocking some of the people in the room, making them jump.
"Tobi, un! Shut up!" Deidara yelled equally loud. I sighed and kicked them both.
"Both of you, shut up!" I felt something hard hit the back of my head and I fell. Jumping up, I glared at Hidan. In his hands was a knife.
A knife?
What the f***?
"That's revenge, bitch. You're lucky I can't kill you." I glared.
"Thanks to Hidan, we will be playing truth or dare!" They all groaned.
"I refuse." Itachi growled.
"You can't refuse. I force you to play." I countered.
He glared at me. "I refuse."
"Do you want me to tell them about Sasuke?" I threatened. That got him to shut up.
I smiled and looked at Kisame. "Truth or dare?"
He grimaced and I gave him a wicked grin. "Dare?"
I snickered. "I dare you to hug Itachi." Yaoi warning right here. Kisame looked down at Itachi who had sent both of us a death glare.
"If you so much as touch me, I swear, I will kill you."
Kisame groaned. "Jeen! I don't want to die!"
I sighed. "Fine then." Itachi relaxed and Kisame sighed.
"I dare you to you to hug Deidara!" Kisame's face contorted into something like fear and anger, but he quickly hugged him before running back to his seat.
Deidara glared but said nothing.
"Is it my turn?" Kisame stared at me with a blank face.
"Yes." I whimpered under the glare of both Itachi and Deidara. They hate me…
"Kakuzu, truth or dare?" Kakuzu sighed.
"Truth." Kisame's face lightened up.
"Is it true that you and Hidan are gay?"
The next scene is blocked.
"O-okay… Kakuzu… your turn." I squeaked. The miser made me fear for my life. Never in my life did I see such a gruesome temper.
"Pein, truth or dare." Pein glared.
"Dare." Kakuzu sighed.
"I dare you to kick me out of the room so I don't have to play any longer." Deidara, Kisame, and I stood up.
"If we have to play you have to too!" We shouted. Pein shook his head.
"Goodbye, Kakuzu. But before you go, truth or dare?" I snickered, knowing what was coming.
"Dare." He groaned.
"I dare you to go hang out with Ren downstairs." Silence ensued. It seemed ages before Kakuzu started to move towards the hallways.
"I f*cking hate you all." When he left the room and went downstairs, we burst out laughing.
"Leader-Sama! You are so mean! How cruel can you get?" Deidara snickered, watching Sasori and Itachi smirk like idiots.
"Oh, you bastard~! If that were me I would have f*cking died!" Hidan yelled, whooping loudly.
"Really, Leader-San? I have to say that is cruel." Itachi sighed, still smirking.
"Oh c'mon! She isn't that bad!" They all looked at me, pausing. A second later they were laughing even louder, even the stoic ones laughed.
I sighed before looking at Deidara.
"You can go if you want." I told Deidara. Deidara smirked before looking at Hidan.
"Hidan~,un. Truth or dare?" Hidan laughed.
"You don't scare me, bastard. Give me the f*cking dare, damn it!" Deidara's eyes closed as he smiled.
"I dare you to kiss Jeen." Silence. My head raced before I stood up to kill Deidara.
"Deidara, you are so f*cking screwed. When I am done with your bitchy ass, you won't be recognizable. Hidan, come any closer and I'll-!" Before I could finish my threat, Hidan had already swooped forward and kissed me on the lips. I glared when he released me. I swear I saw Madara twitch just then.
I made my way into the kitchen, down into the basement, and to the left into a separate room, ignoring the strange looks I got from an excited Ren and a bored Kakuzu.
Inside the room, I picked up a large sword that was passed down in our family for years.
It was from Japan, mint condition as well. It was a finely made katana that I was to use if my life was threatened. Screw that, I'm going to kill a bastard with it.
I took the handle and put on my murder face, a large smile with my eyebrows down in an angry face. Ren noticed this and took off after me as I made my way upstairs.
"Jeen! Why do you have the sword out?" I glared at her.
"I'm going to kill someone. Go back downstairs." She shook her head.
"Who are you going to kill?" I smiled.
"Hidan." She shook her head.
"Go right ahead then. At least he is immortal." She turned around and shut the basement door. I made my way into the living room and brandished my sword at him.
"Die. I command you." He looked at me with terror.
"Now, now… bitch it was just a game!" I sneered at him.
"Game or not. That was my first kiss, you bastard." Now I'm sure Madara twitched.
Hahaha, powerful ninja was pissed. That made me smile.
"Ohh, you are so dead." I swung my hand down only to be blocked by Kakuzu's hardened arm.
"I really do not want to sew his head back on, use physical attacks please." I frowned.
"No, f*cking way, Kakuzu!" then an idea came to mind.
"Will you kick his ass for me?" He smiled underneath his mask.
"It would be my pleasure." He picked Hidan up by the collar of his shirt and lifted him over the couch and led him to the backyard.
"Pein! Somebody, help me!" Everyone shook their heads.
"Tobi wants to help, Kakuzu-San!" Tobi screamed, running after them.
"Truth or dare is over." I hissed, dropping my sword and stomping upstairs. As I went up, I noticed that Kisame was studying it intently.
"Don't touch it!" I yelled.
Immediately, I stormed into my room and slammed the door, furiously grabbing my notebook and starting to sketch.
I was halfway through with my Kakashi drawing when there was a knock at my door.
"What is it? If it's you Hidan I do not accept apologies." The door opened and I looked up into an orange mask. My expression softened when I knew it wasn't Hidan.
"Madara? Do you need something?" He stepped inside and closed the door.
"Yes, actually I do. Oh, before I go on, Hidan's face is now re-organized for you." I laughed.
"Thank you. When I see Kakuzu I have to get Ren to back off of him as a present." He chuckled before stepping up to my workspace.
"Is that Kakashi Hatake?" I smiled up at him.
"Yup. Can you tell?" He shook his head.
"No, I really can't. I just asked because one of his eyes reminded me of the Sharingan. You have the face and eyes all wrong." I frowned.
"If you just came here to criticize my art, you can leave!" He scoffed at me.
"It looks like a blob of gray." I growled.
"Say that one more time. I dare y-," I was cut off as his lips touched mine, my eyes wide with shock, looking at his lifted mask.
We parted a second later and he exited the room. I stood there with a shocked expression.
An S-rank criminal…kissed me? Madara kissed me?
I stirred at the thought, and I couldn't help but smile.
Question: If Madara came to your door and asked you to join his war, what would you say?
Answer: I love Hadder :) He's fun to write with.
Song: Breaking Benjamin, I will not bow.
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