NO NO NO! MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I don't want it. I'll be turning 14 though -.- one more year till my permit. Yes, I do realize it is Michael Jackson's birthday to. Eveyone is celebrating the birthday of a dead pop star. F*CK! Oh btw... THE CHAPTER IS A FILLLLERRR~. I know, I hate fillers too. But I've been having massive writer's block. So I suck. Sorry guys TT_TT Well, in this they go to Medieval times, the show/dinner based place in California. Yeah...sorry. AT LEAST IT'S LONG!

Jeen opened her bedroom door and smiled wickedly.

"Everybody…GET THE F*CK UP!" She screamed, pounding a fist on Itachi, Madara, Kisame, Pein, and Hadder's door first, yelling curses into it for emphasis before moving onto to Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori's room next.

"Get the hell up, asses!" Jeen yelled moving onto Zetsu, Konan, and Ren's room. Zetsu got to be in there when he had nothing to be done, which rarely happened. Jeen had let no one in her room. No one.

"Jeen. Who the hell are you to wake me up this f*cking early?" Hadder hissed, raising a pocket knife.

"Well, we have some things to get done before we go to the fantastical show tonight. I have all thirteen tickets for us to go!" Hadder immediately brightened up. He flipped himself around and shoved Hidan out of his way for the bathroom.

"What the f*ck you lunatic!" He yelled, pounding on the now locked door.

"Got to get ready, Hidan honey!" We all looked in Hadder's direction, amused and disgusted faces showing themselves on everyone of the Akatsuki members'.

"F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE I F*CKING HATE YOU. I DON'T F*CKING LIKE YOU! I F*CKING HATE YOU!" Ren sighed and made her way downstairs with the rest of the amused/disgusted people following in her shadow.

"Jeen, what's for breakfast…?"

"Frankly, I don't give a shit. But since I'm in an ok type mood and I have a craving for waffles I will make some." Ren rolled her eyes and Tobi started to bounce. The others just sat at the table with tired looks on their faces. All but Tobi and Sasori, who were wide awake.

"Hey, what do you guys want other than waffles?" Jeen called from the kitchen with a smile.

"Jeen, your smile is creeping us out, un. You never smile." Deidara frowned with drooping eye lids.

"Of course I smile! Just… at the wrong things." Kakuzu, Pein, and Sasori shook their heads and started to sip their coffee that had already been prepared.

Tobi bounced in his seat. "Tobi wants lemonade!" Jeen shook her head.

"We do not have any lemonade." She sighed. "Then Tobi wants apple juice!"

"No apple juice."

"Mango!"

"No."

"Orange juice!"

"No."

"Coffee!"

"F*CK NO."

Tobi frowned and took the water he had been given, slipping the straw under his mask and sipping it quietly. Kisame looked up from the table and at Jeen.

"Are we having shrimp for dinner again?" Jeen shook her head.

"We're having shark fin soup." Kisame made a face resembling an angry puppy, knowing she knew about his strong dislike for the soup. She laughed.

"We're having something even better. You'll see. It'll be fun." Itachi rolled his eyes at their laughing and started to read ANOTHER book.

"I swear, Itachi and Sasori, when I see you two reading I get the suspicion it's the porn from Hadder's room." The two glared at her, Hadder snickering as he came down.

"Guilty as charged."

"Brat, stop kicking me." Sasori growled from his side of the table. Deidara started to whistle innocently.

"I don't know what you're talking about, un." Sasori gave him a cold-bitch glare before kicking him back. Jeen took the spoon out of the batter and flung globs of mix at them.

"No kicking at the table. Now shut the f*ck up." She returned to her cooking, but Deidara kept it up.

"BRAT YOU KICKED OFF MY LEG!" Ren and Kisame snickered at his misery.

Hidan was full out laughing.

"Kakuzu, can you deal with Hidan. He's whispering inappropriate things in my ear." Ren whined. Kakuzu rolled his eyes but took Hidan's head and slammed it against the table, jiggling the plates and glasses.

"F*cker." He hissed, stomping on his foot and resulting in yelps.

"YOU HARDENED YOUR F*CKING FOOT!"

"Yes. Wasn't it obvious?"

"OI, YOU-"

"SHUT UP AND LEAVE EACHOTHER ALONE." Jeen growled from the counters.

Silence.

The rest of the morning went smoothly, with only a few handful of complaints and for the rest of the day, they socialized and trained. Now they were waiting for the bus.

"Alright, now, I want you all to sit down with your partners I have assigned you. Kisame and Itachi go to one seat. Kakuzu and Hidan to another. Deidara and Sasori, Pein and Konan, Ren and Hadder. Tobi will sit with me to avoid any murders. Understand?"

Itachi stared at her.

"What."

"Where are we going?" He asked, playing with his hands.

"It's a surprise. There will be dinner though and it's surrounded by people so that Orochimaru and Kabuto won't be there. The lights will be off most of the time so it won't be likely for fan girls to see you. It's fool proof." Itachi nodded and started to talk to Kisame and Pein who had his arm around Konan's waist.

"Why do I have to sit with Hadder again?" "Because you two will get along better than if I put him with Hidan or Kakuzu. And I'd prefer for the Akatsuki to remain with their usual partners. Tobi isn't with Zetsu because Zetsu isn't here so don't ask." Ren opened her mouth but Jeen cut her off. "No, I do not know where he is," she spotted the bus, "now everyone come on." They all piled in, sitting at random seats in the surprisingly empty bus. Madara scooted in next to Jeen.

"Where is Zetsu? I know you know." Jeen chuckled at him and fidgeted in her long black coat.

"He's off scouting the area for me. He's going to need to know it. He might meet us later. Might." Madara flashed his Sharingan at her.

"Do not get used to ordering him around. Eventually he will need to search for a way back home and such. But right now, searching the terrain is a good idea." Jeen nodded.

"Exactly. Now loosen up. We're going to a dinner and show. It'll be fun. And to make sure you don't get annoyed, you can sit near the end or in the middle. Your pick." Madara considered this for a moment before saying, "I'll sit next to you or Kisame. On either end." Jeen nodded and took off her black leather gloves.

"Understood. Now, how do you feel about soup?"

"Soup?"

"Soup."

"Why soup?"

"Because it's f*cking soup." "What kind of soup?" "SOUP DAMMIT, SOUP!" The Akatsuki, Ren, Hadder, and the bus driver, Greg, turned to look at the two in the backseats. Tobi waved happily at them.

"Soup. How do you feel about soup?" "It's good. Except I do not like seafood."

Jeen smiled. "Perfect. This should be good then."

Madara rolled his eyes at her. "Strange how you're so happy, yet you know we're going to die."

Jeen stared at him before frowning. "How do you know about that? Did Ren tell you?"

Madara shook his head and crossed his legs. "Hadder did. We might not even get back to our own world. We might be stuck here forever."

Jeen rolled her eyes. "Good, you won't die, no one will die. And I'm not complaining really. I love you guys."

Madara chuckled. "Yes. But all my plans would have been for nothing. My teleportation jutsu works, but it's not strong enough to take everyone. Even if Itachi and I worked together on this, there's no telling where we'd end up."

Jeen nodded. "I understand. It's better to stay here, but if you discover a way back, I will not stop you. Although, I would understand if you were to kill Ren, Hadder and I."

Madara nodded again. "That was the plan. We do not allow any witnesses, no exceptions. If the others had the choice, they would have probably killed one of you."

Jeen didn't flinch but she just continued to laugh. "Would you have?"

Jeen's P.O.V

I led the Akatsuki to the ticket booth where I handed the employee the tickets, he handed me back one: Zetsu's. I thanked him and stepped to the side to let my people through. I stopped Hidan and Madara.

"Hidan, behave." "Whatever bitch. I'll be an angel." I rolled my eyes and let him in, following next to him.

Madara started to walk behind me and I could literally feel his curiosity.

"I can't believe you took us to Medieval times. This is like, the place for disaster." I chuckled.

"Well, let's watch the irony shall we?" I said, gesturing to Hadder who was in the front getting the cards.

"We're the green team. Sweet!" He sang, handing everyone a card.

"Who is the green team?" Kisame asked, holding up his card.

"Green is like mucus, un. I don't like it." Deidara added, frowning as a man put a crown on his head.

"Touch my head and die." Pein said, sending a glare at the crowner. He flinched away and gave me one instead. I laughed and took one, handing the one meant for Pein to Tobi.

"Tobi's royalty! Bow down to Tobi, sempai!" Deidara shot him a glare before pulling out a piece of sculpting clay he had turned into his own before we left. Hey, one of us had to be armed.

"Put it away or I will murder you with my own organs." Deidara frowned at me and put the clay away, punching me on the shoulder like a brother.

"Killjoy, un." He growled, walking past me to stand next to Ren and his Danna.

"What is Medieval times?" Itachi asked.

"My my, we are talkative today, aren't we Itachi. Medieval times is a show about the medieval times in Europe. Weapons and fighting involved~." Deidara, Kisame, Sasori, and Hidan brightened up instantly at the words, trying to get through. Sasori was stopped by the crown on his head and by my arm restricting his shirt.

"When they start to give you food, just say no thank you, got it puppet boy?" Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Despite my appearance, Jeen, I am not a child."

"I f*cking know that. Just reminding you because I know how much you don't like to keep people waiting." Sasori glared at me before continuing to walk ahead. Madara moved to my left, staring at the décor.

"What is this again?"

"Medieval Europe." "I see. And what is this type of building called?"

"A castle." "What is that….type of flag?" "It's a banner."

"And that?" "IT'S A JESTER. I will explain later. Just hurry up." I started to rub my temples in, not just frustration, but because of the fact my head might have exploded from compressed laughter.

We barreled into the bar where the entrances to the stadium were located and waited, me being annoyed because of Kisame and Hidan's obsessive compulsion to buy alcohol.

"Do either of you have ID?" I asked them, still watching Madara look around at my side.

"No." "Then you will not be allowed alcohol. Neither will you, Deidara."

"I'm not complaining, un." He replied, watching the king and princess talk at the front.

"Bitch, give me your f*cking ID." Hidan barked, drawing the attention of several bystanders.

"Hidan, quiet down. And no, I don't have ID because one, I don't drive, and two, I don't need one. Although, Ren, I want a car for my birthday." Ren rolled her eyes and glomped onto Kakuzu who pushed her away with his hand and into Itachi.

"Sorry, 'Tachi. My bad."

"It's fine. Just be careful." Ren stood their staring at him.

"Awe~! You care Itachi Uchiha!" She squealed, drawing more attention and glomping onto his arm.

"Get off me." He said.

"Why?" "Because I do not care for Hadder's glare. Now, off."

"No can do!"

"Get off or I will force you off." He growled, his Sharingan flaring.

"No you won't."

"Why won't I."

"Because if you try I'll scream." I started glare.

"If she screams I will murder you. Just bear with her." I sighed to him, ignoring his cold, glaring eyes. I looked at Kakuzu.

"Get her off him."

"No." I glared at him and stepped up to him so that I was facing his body.

"Please, Kuzu. She's annoying me.

"And," he started. Oh great, let the bitching begin, "she has been annoying me. I prefer her on the Uchiha." I glared at him.

"What if I burned your money?" His glare intensified.

"Even if you did, I wouldn't have any for you to burn. Back off." I raised my hands up and stepped away from Kakuzu, returning to Madara's side, where Hadder materialized.

"Y'know, Jeen." Oh god, if it isn't one psycho, it's the psychopath in a ponytail.

"I noticed that you and Madara have been hanging out more and more with each other. Is there a certain reason~?" Madara's attention snapped to us the moment he heard his name, he glared at Hadder.

"Do not say my name so carelessly." Hadder waved him off.

I felt myself blush.

"W-what?"

"You heard me." He responded all too quickly. Madara looked tense that moment, uncomfortable with the question. I inwardly giggled. Why did I giggle? Because I f*cking can.

"We are merely talking about ways to get back." Liar, I mentally hissed. "And why would you like to know?" Hadder raised an eyebrow.

"I believe that I, Hadder Simon Thomas, was asking Jeen, Tobi." he turned back to me, and as I opened my mouth to reply, the doors opened to let us in. I practically ran in.

So, the seating went in this order.

Madara, Me, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Ren, Hadder, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Pein, and Konan. We watched as the rest of the people piled in.

"Is that the stage?" Hidan asked, pointing to the pit below. I shook my head, my green crown almost falling off.

"It's the stage yes, but we like to call it the battlefield." I looked at the waiter coming from Madara's side.

"Hello, My lord. What would you like to drink?" Madara, switching to Tobi mode again, shook his head.

"Tobi wants coffee!" I growled at them both.

"No. No coffee." The waiter looked slightly confused but continued.

"He'll just have Pepsi, with a straw please." He nodded.

"Alright milady, and you, being so lovely in this lighting, would like?" I sighed, ignoring his flirtatious smile.

"I'll have water. With a side of lemon please." He nodded and bowed his head.

"It shall be done. I hope to see more of you during the show tonight, Milady. And may I ask your name?"

"Jeen." "Well Jeen, my name is Jason and I will be your kind server this afternoon and," Jashin damn it, MOVE ON! "I hope you enjoy the show." I gave him a stiff smile as he proceeded onto Hidan.

"I'll have f*cking Coke." Jason looked astonished by his tone, but filled his cup with the contents, which happened to be coke, from his pitcher.

I watched Hidan chug his soda down as the waiter moved on to Kakuzu who just ordered water and then the rest of my delinquents.

"That was rather interesting." I cocked my head to the side, looking at Madara who was now sipping Pepsi through a straw under his mask.

"He seemed to have an interest towards you." I shrugged.

"I don't really care. He's, like, five years older, and below me. He looked to nice and not my type." He chuckled. The lights started to dim and the man's voice started to boom. I sighed and smiled at the fog. Hidan started to freak out again.

When the food arrived, Madara looked down curiously at the soup in front of him before taking his straw and sipping it down, not even phased by the density and warmth emitting from its red surface. Hidan nodded in satisfaction and started to chug it down, still watching the scene in the battlefield taking place before biting into his garlic bread.

The others also seemed to like it. It was dark, therefore, safe for Kakuzu to let his mask down to drink the liquid. Kisame had finished his in a matter of seconds as well as the others. Even Pein finished it. I sipped it occasionally, not caring whether it grew cold or still, just sipping it.

The battle scene of the prince had started and the green team, literally, went wild. Hidan and Deidara stood up whooping, startling most of the others who soon joined in their loud encouragement. Yellow team practically spit at us. I chuckled at everyone's shocked faces.

"YEAH! KICK THAT GUYS BUTT!" Hidan yelled. I had to beat my sense into him that using his usual curse words would about kill everyone. So, I had to bribe him with the sword. He was able to use it for rituals and defending only, but he still agreed, therefore, butt instead of ass.

"GET HIM, UN!" Green team literally brightened up at our outbursts. Even I jumped up and started to yell as the prince got dragged through the curtains by the chains and ropes. Tobi got up and clapped too. Ren looked like she was about to scream at us, but she busy clutching onto Itachi to bother.

The waiter had returned, this time with large pieces of Chicken. Like HUGE. Bigger than my foot huge. And my foot is a size eight and a half.

"Here you are Milady Jeen. How are you enjoying the show so far?" He asked, setting a plate down for Hidan who bit into the meat hungrily.

"Good thanks. I'm enjoying it." He flashed me a grin.

"That's wonderful. I hope you enjoy the chicken." I gave him another dry smile as a tore a piece off my house they called chicken and popped it into my mouth.

Madara had already finished the whole leg.

"Oh my Jashin. You finished it? That thing was huge!" I gasped, wiping my hands onto the napkin. He shrugged and turned back to the scene.

"Look at the horse. Is it on steroids or something?" Ren hissed, now attacking her chicken. Hadder nodded.

"They put it in the hay." He hissed, giving her a funny look. I chuckled and looked over at Sasori who was watching with a bored expression, his patience for the show already falling. Itachi wasn't amused either. Kakuzu wasn't even watching the thing, just playing with the stitches that he had on his fingers! Although, Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, Konan, and Tobi were enjoying it. Madara only found it interesting. Pein didn't show a hint of emotion… as I expected.

We had finally gotten to the best part.

The battle. It was Blue knight against the Red knight first. Blue won, but lost to the Yellow knight after. Then Yellow went up against the Green knight.

"GREEN KNIGHT! KICK HIS FACE!" Hidan and I screamed.

"GET HIM. DUCK! NO, ROLL, UN!" Deidara yelled, standing up like us.

"TOBI THINKS YOUR AWESOME GREEN MAN!" The other teams just stared.

The shield of the Yellow knight broke, leaving an opening for the Green knight to round-house kick him in the stomach and stab him through the stomach.

"YEAHHHH~(UN)!" We screamed. The king spoke again and we just laughed, all of us now eating the herb potatoes and ribs brought out to us. I swear if I ate anymore I would burst. Literally.

The Akatsuki, Ren, and Hadder would have to wipe my blood and guts off the tables and chairs for weeks. Too… much… must… stop… eating…

"Oh, god dessert." I groaned. So much temptation…

"GO BLACK AND WHITE!"

"GO RED, YELLOW!" Black and white knight against red and yellow knight…if I had to choose a side it'd be black and white. Why? Because their epic like that so stop asking.

"RED AND YELLOW KNIGHT IS THE WINNER!" The king bellowed. Are you shitting me?

"YEAH!" Hidan screamed from beside me. Deidara stood up to whoop, followed by Kisame. With all the stares we were getting no, glares, I was ready to expect complaints.

"Milady Jeen, your dessert." Fuck no.

"Thank you, but I'm not one for sweets." He cocked his head to the side.

"Alrighty then. Would you like some coffee?" I considered it…

"Yes please. Some creamer would be nice." He nodded before sitting a mug on my table and leaving down the row.

"The coffee is for you, Madara. You need it. Just, please I beg of you, no hyper active Tobi." I whispered to him, he just chuckled at me.

"Understood. I will need it. The landscape around us is just a little too big for Zetsu to handle on his own, and it would be best if I helped him. It would benefit to my plans for return anyways. A portal, a gateway, or, most likely, Orochimaru knows how to get back. Assuming he hasn't left already…" He trailed off and I just smiled. If it was a sort of machine they needed to get back, he probably won't have it. I mean, when they transferred into kittens, they lost their clothes, shoes, etc. It would only be logical for him to lose the contraption also. But if it were a jutsu-

"Here's your coffee, Milady." I sighed.

"You can just call me Jeen. And thanks." "YEAH! GO GREEN KNIGHT!" Hadder yelled, sending a large roar throughout the green stands. I chuckled at Kisame who was throwing his fist in the air.

"GO LEFT, NO! DUCK!" Hidan yelled. I sighed at him and watched as Ren nibbled at her dessert. Konan was also eating it, rather slowly might I add. Pein, Hidan, Itachi, Madara, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Deidara had already finished their plates.

"Alright, Jeen. Your friends are quite a bunch. They seem rather excited over the er, Green knight. Usually, this side is quiet because of how evil his character is made." I shrugged.

"They do whatever. They prefer the bad guys anyways." He raised an eyebrow.

"Not the brightest of bunch are they?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Excuse me?"

"I mean, anyone with the right mind would choose the good guys. They're good. They don't commit murder or kidnappings or rape. They save. It's the wiser choice. What, are they like, retards or something-"

"Listen to me, Jason," Hidan, hearing the conversation, stopped to cross his arms and watch with a look of contentment on his face, "I don't like people who talk like you do. These happen to be close friends of mine and I don't give a flying f*ck about what a loser like you thinks. Maybe we like to be different? I happen to like the Green knight to. So listen to me you bastard, when I say, leave me the f*ck alone. And you've been giving me a flirty look or whatever, the whole time since I arrived here. I'm not interested. You're like, 29 or something! I'm only sixteen. Now, get the f*ck away." He blinked.

"Well, someone got up on the bitchy side of the bed." I heard something snap.

"What. The. HELL!" I growled, raising a fist and punching him down, sending him falling over the small ledge he was standing on and into the people below us. They rubbed their foreheads which had been shoved into the table by the flying waiter in green.

"F*cker." I hissed, sitting back down and watching the rest of the show.

"Ha, bitch got what he deserved." Hidan cursed, spitting over the side and onto Jason.

"Jeen, what did you just do?" Ren hissed, leaning backwards to look at me. I shrugged.

"He just fell." The rest of the Akatsuki didn't really care. I think Kisame actually found it amusing, as well did Deidara and Sasori. Tobi started laughing.

"Jeen-Chan! That was cool! Tobi never knew you were so strong!" I shrugged and looked at the stands below again. Coffee was also splattered onto a few of the adults and kids. I felt sorry for them, considering it was hotter than the potatoes. A little girl in a pink dress started to cry, rubbing frantically at her now burned shoulder.

"Look at that, guys! Time to go…" I literally pulled Madara up so we could exit.

All in all, they loved it. But I got an e-mail of complaints the next day.

How the f*ck did they get my e-mail?

How DID they get her e-mail?

Funfact: Jeen and I are kind of the same. She's just a little more violent. The bitch lol.

Question: What is on your birthday list?

Answer: Yes. Unless it was Orochimaru. He WAS in the Akatsuki member. And he still has the ring. Therefore, an Akatsuki member.

SONG: Hidan and Kakuzu AMV Techno. You'll love it.

I want a laptop. Yeah, I don't have one. And my dad said that if I get one, NO INTERNET. WHAT? INTERNET MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! I know five other people who are now friends of mine that live A) In the USA B) out of the USA. and C) Outer space. Maybe not C...BUT YOU GET IT! Lol, I sound like a bitch. And I am. Yes, I am a bitch. There, I ADMITED IT! So...are you guys excited about school?