Important author's note at the end. You must read to understand the story.

I was in Madara's arms as we soared over buildings and roads in the trees. I felt the rush of the wind in my hair as we jumped from tree to tree. I chuckled at the birds that flew beside us for a moment before they were lost within the branches and leaves. Hidan had joined up with us against Pein's wishes where Pein then said punishment was inevitable when they had returned. The clouds above us were gray, heavy with rain just waiting to burst free.

"Madara, the clouds…" I started.

"Yes, I know. We have to get there soon." He stated.

I nodded. Looking at Pein, I shouted. "Leader-sama! We have to go faster, the clouds!"

He looked up, his Rinnegan scanning the sky, before he turned to me with a small head bob. "Yes, I can see that. Just a few more miles until we reach our destination, then we will be able to take shelter in your…vacation home."

I gave him a dry laugh. "I suppose. Let's hurry up though... this wait is getting unbearable."

Sasori, already ahead, turned his body to look at us. "Now you know how I feel, brat." He sighed.

I stared at him for a moment before chuckling. "I do know how you feel, but my sister is on the line here. If we don't get her back, my rage is pinned on you first."

He rolled his eyes. "What's your problem? We're ninjas, brat. He won't kill her until he's satisfied with the answers. Knowing your sister, she wouldn't break that easily."

I glared at him. "Shut up Pinocchio."

Tobi laughed, high pitched and squeaky. "Jeen-chan needs to calm down. Sasori-san needs to stop pestering Jeen-chan because Jeen-chan is still hurt and is comfortable in Tobi's arms!" Sasori and I just stared at him, Deidara and Pein also turned around to look at us.

"Quit your love fest and hurry up." Kakuzu growled from up front. I felt my face grow cherry red at his comment.

"Kakuzu-san is just jealous because Ren-chan isn't here to love him." I covered my mouth with both arms in a fake cough to retain the laughter while Kakuzu tried to take Tobi's head off.

"You little brat." He hissed. Madara chuckled.

"Tobi's just stating the truth, Kakuzu-san! Although, Tobi does like Jeen-chan, so Tobi can't complain." My mouth fell open along with everybody else's.

"What(un?)?" My eyes went wide before he opened his mouth behind his mask and said:

"Just kidding!"

I face palmed, along with all the other Akatsuki members.

"Tobi, you inconsiderate moron. You know we're not supposed to develop feelings for anyone, let alone your captive, un." Oh, Deidara crossed the line.

"Captive? Captive? Excuse me, but who's the captive here? Ren is! Not me, not you, but Ren. So shut your mouth or mouths, Deidara, and focus on jumping faster!"

Pein rolled his eyes but nodded anyways. "She is correct Deidara. Focus on the mission. The mission is top priority." Deidara rolled his eyes.

"How many times have I heard that one, un?" Deidara sighed, shooting a burst of chakra out of his feet and jumping faster. Madara followed with ease, I watched Konan take the lead and switch with Kakuzu.

"Konan, you've been quiet lately…" I said, my eyes tracing her posture. I knew that she was the one to figure out Madara first, she was the one who would try to kill him. Although she couldn't do it, I knew that if she was in this world she might succeed. I tensed up.

She shook her head. "It's nothing. Thank you for your concern though."

I smiled at her. I didn't hold a grudge against her; she happened to be such a sweet women even if her profile was one of a criminal. Maybe she would stop if Madara gave up his plans? We could always try to go through with Pein's… but if they go back, what would happen to us?

I turned my head to look at Kakuzu who had been carrying Hadder. Of course, Hadder looked like he was about to burst. My face softened at his very teary, green eyes.

"Anything wrong?" I jumped at the whisper.

"No... Just thinking. Madara, what would happen to us if you guys returned to your world?" He was quiet for a second before shaking his head and tightening his grip on me.

"At first, Pein and I were thinking of exterminating you, one less problem to worry about since you actually saw us. But, we all care about you and your sister... and Hadder, so we were also considering of taking you with us. However," I sighed. I hated however, "we don't know how many people our jutsu can carry."

I nodded. "You and Itachi are going to use your eyes?"

He nodded. "It's the only thing we can think of. When we get back, we have to start with defensive manners such as paper bombs and protective jutsu. You three know a bunch about us and it would be a shame to lose you to the enemy, don't you think?" He sighed.

"That seems good, but how do you activate chakra?" I asked.

He shrugged. "It depends on the person. Some people can't even activate it."

I smiled at him. "Hopefully I can. It would suck ass if I couldn't." He shook his head and hurried onward.

We approached my family's summer home, the sounds of wild birds screaming louder and louder at us with every step we took.

"Listen." Itachi said, encouraging us to lift our heads and focus. Faint, muffled screams could be heard from within the tight wood walls. I hissed.

"Be careful. If we can sense chakra, so can they. Be ready for traps. Surround the area and enter from the same places when I give the signal." Pein said. The others nodded.

"Tobi wants to take Jeen-chan with him!" A few of the members glared at him.

"Tobi, un! Jeen isn't a ninja, any hit she takes can be her last since she's already weakened, yeah." He growled at him.

I squealed. "AW! Deidara-senpai! You care!" He rolled his eyes with a smirk.

"Go now." Pein commanded. Hidan and Madara made a move to grab me at the same time, all the while; my face was spacious and shocked. Hidan grabbed my upper right arm and Madara put a hand around my waist. Hidan took his other hand and grabbed my other arm, Madara taking a grab at my hip.

I stood there shocked. "Uh..."

Hidan glared at Madara and Madara hissed at Hidan. I had to inwardly laugh.

"Let the f*ck go Tobi."

Tobi shook his head. "Sorry, Hidan-kun." Ouch, downgraded. Madara took his right leg and kicked both my legs off the ground sending me downwards. Hidan, shocked, lost his grip and Madara caught me before even one of my long hairs hit the ground. We took off after the other members, positioning ourselves at the far left window of the old cabin.

"Get ready." He whispered in my ear. I nuzzled his neck, clutching onto his shirt for a strong grip. He tensed and crouched before turning. A second later, he jumped.

It was slow at first. We were still in the air, seeming to take minutes before he crashed through the glass and barrel rolled us out of the way, paper bombs in other areas went off. A few scratches were clear on his forearms, but otherwise, I was unharmed.

A muffled yelp came from the corner behind us.

There, tied up, was a weak, bloody, bruised, and scared Ren. My heart fell to my feet.

Ren...

"Orochimaru." I jumped at Madara's real voice. Yells from the other Akatsuki members reached my ears and I turned my head. Why were they being attacked? By what?

"Hello, Madara. I see you've found my hide out. We found it from this... girl's memory. Now, as you can-"

"F*CKING PEDOPHILE! I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT. KABUTO WILL RESURECT YOU AND I CAN EAT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN YOU F*CKING SON OF A MONEKY WHORE!" Damn. I never knew Hadder could be that loud.

My surprise grew even bigger when he took a crowbar and swung it. Madara put me down and ran at him. Orochimaru duck and made to uppercut, only to be blocked by Madara. I sighed as he pushed Hadder away and grabbed Orochimaru by the neck, using his other hand to cover his mouth.

"Now, now, Orochimaru. We will have our fun in a minute. I still need to get you back for a few things... maybe even erase your memory. But for now..." He sprinted over to the window, only to be seen as a blur to me, and forced Orochimaru into the warm rain. Haha! Take that ou f*cker.

I got up, ignoring the strangling sounds from the pedo, and hobbled to Ren.

My eyes burned from the stale air, my one good leg pounded against the hard wood floor. I fell beside her and used my good hand to untie the bondage on her mouth and legs.

The ropes and cloth fell to the floor; she slumped against the wall.

"What happened to you?" She panted.

I smiled at her. "Eh, just a little bit of rough housing. How 'bout you?"

She groaned. "Could've been worse. Also could've been better... hey, get me out of here please?"

I ruffled her hair. "Easier said than done, sis." Her right eye was bloodied and by the looks of it, permanently damaged. Blood seeped out of her eye lid. "Your eye...?"

She laughed. "Gone… he tore it out." She hissed when I touched her leg. A large gash had been ripped into her side, nothing permanent but enough to put her in bed for months. Her cheek was bruised and the rest of her looked like horse shit. And if you've seen/smelled horse shit... well, that's what she looked like.

I struggled to pick her up, my knees sinking down to a crouch again when Kakuzu took her from me. I gave him a smile of thanks and he just nodded back. Madara came back, holding a tan and purple cat by the scruff. It was hissing and screeching. Hidan came back with a tan kitten. I laughed.

"Who took Ren's eye?" Orochimaru hissed again.

"You then?" We looked at Kabuto. He growled. I shrugged and slapped them both in the face.

"Bitches." I hissed. Hadder appeared at my side, took my waist and moved me towards Madara in order to get a better view at the two ninja kittens with his crowbar.

What happened next was for the best.

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