The War Against Drakath

Please R&R! In this chapter, Blackmagic13 will do something really naughty...

Chapter 9: Blackmagic13 Is A Bad Girl

Hey guys, it's Blackmagic13 again. This time, I took his typewriter while he was in the shower! I also took his clothes while he was at it...I'm such a naughty girl...

I'd like to see his reaction when he finds out his clothes are missing...anyways...

I went over to Yulgar's place and decided to get some coffee. He probably noticed his clothes are gone already and was searching for them. What a loser...I don't see why he thinks joining Evil is a bad idea...it's so much fun being an evil villain...

Anyways, I ended up sitting next to a Healer or someone who looked like one anyways. She was wearing a white coat with a hood. I bet she was a goody-goody like Masamune34. Ugh...why join Good anyway? Everyone knows that Evil is much more generous with power...

I looked out the window and saw Masamune34. He looked so embarassed. It was priceless. He was looking everywhere for his clothes. In Warlic's shop, in Aria's shop, he even looked in the Guardian Tower and in trash cans. People were all staring at him. It was so funny to watch. The healer noticed what was going too.

"Is this funny or what?" I asked to the healer. "How awful! Who could have done that to him?" she answered back. "I did!" I exclaimed to her. "You did this?" she said to me surprised. "Shame on you!" "Ugh, why do you have to be such a goody-goody? Can't you see it's amusing?" "Amusing? You are one really bad girl!" Whitemagic7. I rolled my eyes.

Suddenly Masamune34 came in. "Where are my clothes?" he said to me. He was his underwear holding a towel. I laughed out loud the moment I saw him. "Um, not here." I lied to him. Suddenly the healer went into my backpack and took them out. "Here they are." she said. I got angry at her immediately.

"Thanks." Masamune34 said. "My name's Whitemagic7. Pleased to meet you!" the healer said. Why did she have to ruin my fun? I'd love to have watched him go around town looking for them for a bit longer, it was better than television.

Masamune34 put his clothes back on. "Finally, now this humilation can end..." he sighed. "You're welcome." Whitemagic7 said. "Do you know who took them?" he asked. "She did." said Whitemagic7, pointing to me.

"What? No I didn't!" I said. But I had been caught red-handed. "Why'd you do it, Blackmagic13?" he asked me. "I thought it would be funny." I said to him. "Well it wasn't to me." Masamune34. "It wasn't funny for me either! Ugh, my eyes..." Whitemagic7 said. "You guys need to loosen up..."

"By the way, have you seen my typewriter? It went missing along with my clothes..." Masamune34 said. He was too stupid to realize I had stolen it last time...I chuckled inside.

"Well, you had better not do that to me again. I nearly died of humilation!" Masamune34 said. "Oh you did huh? Maybe I could reanimate you as an undead..." Blackmagic13 said. "That's disgusting!" Whitemagic7 exclaimed to me. "Yeah!" Masamune34 agreed. "You guys are no fun." I said.

"Anyways, we should probably head back to King Alteon." Masamune34 said. "Are you kidding? I'm heading to where Sepulchure's daughter is. I bet she's evil too." I said. "Suit yourself." Masamune34 then left the inn.

I honestly can't understand Masamune34 or his little girlfriend. Maybe they just can't handle having so much power...ah well. Hopefully they'll lighten up...

Did you find this chapter amusing? Please R&R!