EoS: Well, here's the third chapter! Remember to review!
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EoS: Of course it won't.
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Lauren: She'll get a name.
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EoS: We'll just have to see, won't we?
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EoS: I will.
Moemon Ranger: Memories of Oblivia Revoir
Chapter 3
"Where are we going?" Petal asked, frowning.
"It's okay!" Pichu said, grinning. "He lives right over there!"
"Someone lives on this island?" Petal said, confused. "I thought that only moemon lived here."
"But he's a moemon, right?" Pichu asked, smiling.
"If he's a guy, then he's not." Petal said, frowning.
"…" Pichu looked at Petal with a look of shock on her face.
"He's not?" Pichu exclaimed.
"…Idiot." Petal said, face palming.
"Well, we're here." Pichu said, gesturing towards a small hut. "Rami! We're here!"
A young man walked out of the hut, yawning.
"Pichu, what's up?" The man, Rami, asked. "It's really late, you know."
Petal was surprised. She could tell why Pichu was so confused. This guy looked almost exactly like a male version of Pichu. He wore a yellow shirt and black shorts that seemed to match Pichu's dress, and he had messy blonde hair that matched hers in color. He even had the same cheerful black eyes as she did. The two could have been siblings.
"You're Rami, right?" Petal asked, frowning. "My name is…"
"Petal, yes?" Rami asked, smiling. "I know all about you, young ranger."
"Why, are you my stalker?" Petal asked, frowning.
"Kellyn told me much about you." He explained, chuckling. "He's your stalker, though."
"Yeah, I know." Petal sighed. "Anyways, who exactly are you?"
"Just a young man who cares about moemon and enjoys the sounds of music." Rami said, smiling. "Anyways, Pichu, why did you and your cute friend come to visit me?"
"Well, her boyfriend went missing, and…" Pichu started.
"He is not my boyfriend, god…" Petal blushed, staring at Rami shyly. "We're broken up, that's all…"
"Oh, I'm sorry…" Rami said, frowning solemnly, Petal blushing.
"Oh, it's nothing…" Petal giggled. "Anyways, um, I wanted to find him, and he's in a lot of trouble… those people… They must have kidnapped him…"
"Those people are known as Moemon Pinchers." Rami said, frowning. "They're trying to kidnap moemon for some goal or other…"
"Wait, are you saying that they're going out into the wild and capturing moemon AGAINST THEIR WILL, and forcing them to do whatever they want?" Petal asked, frowning.
"Yes." Rami said, nodding.
"Those BASTARDS!" Petal said, frowning. "How dare they do what every single moemon trainer in the world does on a daily basis!"
"Yeah!" Pichu said, frowning. "…Wait, what?"
"Yeah, I guess sarcasm just bounces right off you, huh?" Petal sighed, face palming.
"…I don't know, is sarcasm the same thing as those balls made out of rubber bands? Those bounce off me…" Pichu said, frowning.
"…" Petal face palmed again.
"Well, you guys better come in for the night." Rami said, gesturing Petal and Pichu to enter his hut. The two entered it, Petal surprised at how drab the inside was. It was pretty much just the clearing Pichu had, but with walls, a roof, and an actual bed.
"Petal." Rami said, placing his hand on her shoulder.
"Yeah?" Petal said.
"You can have the bed." Rami said, smiling. "I much prefer sleeping in nature."
"Yeah, it's really fun." Pichu said, smiling. She held up her guitar. "Now, let's play some nice, peaceful music to sleep to…"
"Error…" Petal's styler beeped. "Music is violation of warranty…"
"Can I see that?" Rami asked, gesturing for Petal's styler.
"Oh, yeah, sure." Petal shrugged. "It got kind of busted in the fight, so it doesn't work very well, but okay."
Rami held the styler in his hand, and smiled. Suddenly, electricity shot through his hand and into the styler, recharging it.
"Whoa, how did you do that?" Petal exclaimed, shocked.
"I simply used my body as a conductor to release an electrical pulse." Rami said, smiling. "You know, normal stuff."
"And you're sure that you're not a moemon?" Petal asked, frowning.
"Of course not." Rami said, smiling. "I am a man, after all."
"Really?" Petal said, frowning. "Because that's pretty obvious."
"Of course I am." Rami said, turning the lights off. "What else could I be? I couldn't possibly be a woman, could I?"
"…Yeah, sure…" Petal said, laying down on the bed, falling asleep.
Kellyn was sitting in a jail cell, tied up, Kurou tied up next to him.
"Damn it…" Kellyn said, struggling against the ropes that held him captive. "Where are we, Kurou? What are we doing here?"
"I'm not sure, master…" Kurou said, frowning worriedly.
"Damn…" Kellyn said, frowning. "What did Petal have to do with this? Why did she have to get dragged into our mess?"
"I don't know, master…" Kurou said, frowning. "I hope she got away safely…"
"Yeah, I know…" Kellyn said, frowning. "I just hope that she'll be alright…"
"I don't think you have to worry about that." A young woman's voice said from the doorway, the door swinging open. An attractive young woman walked into the room with a sultry walk, smiling cheerfully. She had wavy blonde hair with a blue fringe on the front, and seductive blue eyes. She wore a blue vest over a white tube top that revealed her flat stomach to Kellyn, and a pair of white short-shorts. She wore high white boots, and white gloves on her hands. She strolled over to Kellyn, and licked her lips.
"It's soooo sweet to see you worried about you cute little girlfriend…" The girl giggled, kneeling next to Kellyn.
"She's NOT my girlfriend." Kellyn said coolly.
"Aw, that's so sweet…" The girl said, smiling. "You're trying to protect her… You must be a saint, cute ranger…"
Kellyn remained silent.
"When I first saw you, I thought you were the most adorable little thing…" The girl said, standing up, licking her lips. "I couldn't help but want to bully you…"
The girl lifted her boot, and placed it on Kellyn, grinding her heel into his shoulder.
"I asked Red Eyes to bring you back…" The girl said, smiling. "So I could spend as much time as I wanted making you into my perfect little boy toy… I hope you won't disappoint, cute ranger…"
The girl removed her heel from Kellyn, and spun around to the door, strolling out.
She turned back to him one last time, licking her lips.
"I'll be back soon, so you just sit tight." She giggled, shutting the door behind her.
EoS: So, what do you think? What could this girl have in store for Kellyn?
Lauren: Well, probably some perverted stuff.