EoS: So, in this chapter, Yomi returns! Fuck yeah!
Lauren: Fuck yeah she does! Yomi's returned to do a whole lot of shit!
EoS: And I've placed in a new character once again. We'll see some more of her, I promise.
Supahyoloman9:
EoS: I will put in lemons eventually, you just need to wait.
LexiconHuko:
Lauren: No. You can't. But give me the brownies anyway.
TheLazyRiver:
Lauren: Yomi doesn't just suck souls, she also eats people whole.
Amalgam24:
EoS: Yes, it is. What will we see? Will she be just as much fun as always?
Moemon Ranger: Memories of Oblivia Revoir
Chapter 20
"So, this is the mansion, huh?" Petal said, looking up at the large metal gate, Kanone and Rin also looking up at it. Pichu, on the other hand, was looking down, shaking.
"I don't like this…" Pichu said, shaking. "Petal, do you think we could leave?"
"Nope." Petal said, shaking her head. "Sorry, we need to find that diary. And before that, we need to find a way to get into this mansion."
"I have an idea." Kanone said, smiling. "We just need to go around the gate, into the forest."
"And that's smart?" Petal asked, frowning.
"No, but it's an idea." Kanone said, shrugging.
"Well, let's get going, then." Petal said, frowning. The four turned and walked into the forest, which was darkened by the canopy of trees.
"We need to be careful…" Petal said, frowning. "This is where evil lies."
"Yeah, that's gonna make Pichu feel better." Rin said, frowning, patting Pichu on the back reassuringly. They walked through the forest, before they arrived at the entrance again."
"Wh-what?" Kanone asked, shocked.
"L-Lets keep going." Petal said, frowning. They continued walking through the forest, and before long they once again arrived at the entrance.
"Okay, this is really pissing me off!" Petal shouted, running into the forest. In about a minute, she arrived back at the entrance, standing in front of Kanone and Petal.
"Really… Pissing… Me… Off…" Petal panted in anger.
"I have an idea." Kanone said, smiling.
"What?" Rin asked, frowning.
"Well, if this forest won't let us through, there's only one thing we can do." Kanone said, pulling a lighter out of his pocket. "Set it on fire."
"…" The other three stared at him in shock.
"Okay then." Kanone said, walking towards a tree, which began shaking. Suddenly, an exit created itself out of the forest, seeming to lead them out.
"Well, that was easy." Kanone said, smiling, flipping the lighter closed, walking through the path and out into the garden of the mansion.
"Whoa, this mansion is pretty big…" Rin said, surprised.
"I want to live in a place like this someday." Kanone said, smiling.
"Well, let's get going." Rin said, frowning. "We need to find that diary."
Rin walked across the lawn, and arrived at the front door, opening it, the four walking inside.
"What about the ghosts…?" Pichu asked, looking around, shaking.
"There are no such things as ghosts." Rin said, frowning.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that." The four turned and saw a young woman sitting on the second story railing of the house, smiling. She wore a black dress and a black witch's hat, and had pink hair tied behind her in two pink ponytails. She had sparkling blue eyes, and a smirk.
"Lulu?" Rin asked, surprised.
"Lulu…" Petal glowered.
"The very same." Lulu giggled, jumping down to the first story, smiling. "I came here because I heard there might be ghosts. And where there are ghosts, you know I'll be there."
"Hello, beautiful woman." Kanone said, taking Lulu's hand, his eyes shining with passion. "That hat of yours… It is the most stunning thing I've ever seen, atop your body…"
"Well, aren't you the little charmer?" Lulu chuckled. "No, thank you."
"I see…" Kanone said, sighing. "Ah, well…"
"Hey, Lulu." Rin said, frowning.
"Rin?" Lulu asked, shocked. "Cute little Rin? Is that really you?"
Lulu hugged Rin tightly, smiling. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm looking for a book." Rin said, frowning. "It was a diary, by someone named Amun."
"Amun's diary, huh…" Lulu said, smiling. "How interesting… I, myself, am looking for such a thing."
"You are?" Rin asked, surprised. "Have you found it?"
"No, I haven't." Lulu said, frowning. "And I'm even using my two secret weapons."
"Secret weapons?" Rin asked, frowning.
"Yup!" Lulu said, grinning. "Melody, Yomi-chan, come on out!"
Two girls entered the room from a door on the second floor. One of the girls was exceptionally beautiful, and dressed as a school girl. She had long, stringy brown hair and shining golden eyes with slits in them. Her skin was pale and her lips were a light pink, and at her waist… Was nothing. Everything below her belly button had been severed away, leaving flaps of skin as she hovered in the air next to the other girl.
The other girl, thankfully, looked normal. Or, at least, not like she'd been cut in half. She had messy, ratty pink hair that looked like it had never met a comb, reaching down to her neck, and wore a white shirt and jeans. She had pale green eyes hidden behind a pair of glasses, and she looked shyly at the others.
"I-I'm Melody…" The girl said, walking down the stairs, her skin a flushed pink in her embarrassment as she extended her hand.
"Kanone." Kanone said, taking the girl's hand, kneeling down, and kissing it. "Young lady, laying my eyes on your beauty is enough to make my heart stop… Everything about you screams intelligence and knowledge, and to me there can be nothing more beautiful…"
"Um, I… Um…" The girl said, flustered.
"Down boy." Sammy emerged from her moeball, hitting Kanone on the head. She turned to Melody, frowning.
"Sorry about that." Sammy said, cracking a smile. "He does that whenever he meets a cute girl."
"Oh…" Melody said, looking down, blushing.
"Hey, I don't remember him saying stuff like that to me." Rin said, frowning.
"That's because I didn't." Kanone said, frowning.
"…" Rin glared at Kanone with enough venom to kill a snake, Kanone simply turning away in disinterest, towards Yomi.
"Oh, please." Yomi said, smiling. "Just try and flirt with me, please."
"…Right, I don't think so." Kanone said, smiling.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." Yomi said, smiling.
EoS: So, what will happen? Will the two groups manage to get along, and will Kanone manage to keep it in his pants?
Lauren: Not if he wants to lose it.