Hey wassup my AWESOME readers? Well, i'm sick just so you know so i'm doing this on freetime. Anyway, For those of you wanting Josh to get a nice pummeling, this is the chapter for it. Don't worry, Delbert's included LATER. AND, I have two AWESOME actors for it too! I present to you, Emma Thompson and Johnny Depp!
Emma- " What am i doing here? GET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP!"
Johnny- AH! IT'S QUEEN VICTORIA! ( no offense but he's a pirate and victoria hates pirates )
Me- Ok Ok, it's not them :( but, it's Umbre0n and his cat Zee! WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 3
Zee- Mrreeeeoooooooooowww?
Me- Yes you zee and you will play Ro in the story. Umbre0n, you will play Zee! Oh and Ro and Zee will both be Felinds. Zee, you will be a girl though.
Umbre0n- Cool!
DISCLAIMER-I OWN NOTHING!UMBRE0N AND ZEE ARE REAL AND SO ARE EMMA AND JOHNNY AND ME OF COURSE BUT I DON"T OWN ANYTHING OR ANYONE!
" Hey Ro what's shakin' sweet thang?" Josh said.
" Shut up you two-faced, swamp buckling, two headed jerk!"
" Hey babe we can work this out! "
" Call me babe again and i'll have your head. "
" Ro, is this jerk givin' you trouble? " asked Zee
" Yeah Zee but I can handle it "
" Wait your- BWAHAHAHAHAHHHA HAHA Phew Ya'll are funny ones you are "
" What's so funny?" Ro and Zee asked at the same time.
" Your names, together their, how should i say it, RoZee!"
" Yeah and? "Ro asked
" It's too cute for a bunch of big kids"
" We are the same age as you dimwit!"
" Aww Ro and Zee sittin' in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes
" Come on Ro let's go".
Amelia and Arrow we're rounding the corner of the corridor when they suddenly ran into some kids.
" I'm so sorry, here let me help you with that." Arrow said
"Thanks!" Zee said
"No problem" Amelia said, " Who are you two?"
" Who are you?" Ro said
" I'm Amelia and this is my friend Arrow."
" I'm Ro and this is my boyfriend Zee."
" Nice to meet you Ro and Zee." Arrow said
" Same to you" Zee said
" What classes do you have next?" Amelia
" Well, we have Strategy and Defense class." Ro said
"Same here" Arrow
" Well, I guess we could all walk together then." Ro said.
After class, the new friends went to lunch to discuss recent happenings old beginnings, and funny moments.
" Have you lot ever heard of this boy here named Josh? Amelia asked.
" Oh please don't bring up that swash buckling jerk."
" That bad?"
" That's only part of it."
" What do you say we get even with him?"
" I'd very much like that!"
To Be Continued
Yes this is short but it's an in-between and a cliff hanger and delbert is in the next chapter maybe it all depends. SPECIAL THANKS TO TMNTdisneyfan2013 & Zee & umbre0n who will also be in the next chapter. See ya later peeps.i'm sick and resting now! Special salute song: Oh and also if you would like to jump in and be a character Pm me or Youtube me... or comment. Comments would be nice. oh here is salute song!:
Arr, arr, arr, arr
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
We're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
(spoken)
Huh? What are you talking about?
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, thats right!
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
Thats it! You're walkin' the plank.
Says who?
Says the Cap'n, thats who!
Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe
Arrrgggghh
Yikes!
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
(You just don't get it.)
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
(spoken)
Pass the chips!
Who's got the remote control? Here it is!
Time for Heraldo.
It's definately time for Loch Nech.
Ohh.. I don't like this show.
Hey look! I found a quarter!
