Haruhi and The Host Wars

Disclaimer: HitachiinGirl1 does not own Ouran High School Host Club, it belongs to Bisco Hatori. I own Ramiere!

Chapter 12


After I had told Tachibana I was fine and thanked him, I went back to searching for the guys. I found it odd that Tachibana was here but no sign of Kyoya or any of the others for that matter.

"Hiya Haru-chan!" I heard Honey call.

I looked around but couldn't find him anywhere.

"Haru-chan, up here!"

I looked up and saw him chilling out on the windowsill, way up by the ceiling.

"Honey-sempai? How'd you get up there? What are you even doing?"

"I climbed up here! Hika-chan and Kao-chan said that if I go up here I'd find the most amazing cakes! But then they took the ladder and ran off! And Takashi disappeared so he can't help me. Can you help me Haru-chan? He explained, on the verge of tears.

"Oh, wait until I get my hands on them!" I growled, "Uh, just hold on Honey-sempai. I'll try to get you down."

I had gotten Honey down and I was now on a death hunt for everyone but Mori. Because I knew all of them were in on it. Otherwise they would have helped and not disappeared as well.

I had located them all hiding out underneath the stair case. I had grabbed each of them and successfully taped their hands behind their backs and got them to sit still and quietly.

I looked at them sternly, "You guys that was a very mean, heartless, cold, and cruel thing to do to Honey-sempai," I started, "So I'm afraid you will be punished, all four of you. And your punishment is you four will all clean the house, while Honey-sempai, Mori-sempai, and I go out for the next two days. I want this house to be nice and spotless. Don't even try to say no because if you all do that then you'll be cleaning the house for the entire trip, while Honey-sempai, Mori-sempai, and I still go out. Oh and don't try to get the maids to help you because I already told them they get two days off and that I would let them know if their vacation gets extended. And that does mean if even just one of you doesn't clean, you all will be stuck cleaning for even longer. Do I make myself clear?"

They all nodded and looked down.

"Good. Any questions?" I asked.

Kaoru nodded, "But what if the house isn't dirty, then what?"

I smirked at them, "Oh the house will be dirty. Mori-sempai, Honey-sempai, and I will make sure of that before we leave."

They shivered, even Honey and Mori. Hikaru nodded, signifying he had a question.

"What happens if we still don't do the cleaning?"

"Oh, then I'll be ignoring you guys."

"But that doesn't even make sense!" Hikaru shouted at me.

"Yes it does. You guys were jealous of Honey-sempai so you decided to pull a very mean prank on him. And you guys even played a prank on Mori-sempai so he wouldn't find/help Honey-sempai. See it makes perfect sense."

They watched as I left the room.

"Come on, Honey-sempai, Mori-sempai, they have cleaning to do." I called back as I climbed the stairs.

"Hey!" Tamaki shouted, "Haruhi! Don't be so mean to us!"

I rolled my eyes and went out on the porch and grabbed a giant bucket and filled it with dirt and sand. I then pushed it back in and put it in separate dishes.

"Honey-sempai, Mori-sempai, grab a dish and start throwing it anywhere in the house, this place has to be a mess before we can leave."


Ah, how cruel of them to do that to Honey-sempai! That's the way to fight back Haruhi! Power to you! Review please!

~Hita Says Good Bye~