EoS: So, in this chapter, Kellyn finally returns to his moemon. It's about time.

Lauren: Aw, it should be really romantic…

Guest:

EoS: He won't die.

Supahyoloman9:

EoS: …Or will he?

LexiconHuka:

Lauren: I'm not a terminator. I'm human.

TheLazyRiver:

EoS: Yeah, they can recharge your styler quite easily. I always have one.

Toonlink77:

Lauren: Leaf can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Amalgam24:

Lauren: You don't need to fear her. There is no need for fear.

Moemon Ranger: Memories of Oblivia Revoir

Chapter 30

"Alright, you mentioned Aoshi?" Leaf asked, frowning.

"He's my cousin." Kellyn said, nodding.

"…Wait, your cousin Aoshi is my sister's husband?" Petal said, frowning. She thought for a while. "Nope, wait, I've lost interest, moving on."

"Wait, so do you know where my husband is?" Leaf asked, grabbing Kellyn by the shoulders and shaking.

"No…" Kellyn said, shaking his head. "I haven't seen Aoshi in years."

"DAMN IT!" Leaf exclaimed, head-butting Kellyn on the head. "That's not what I want to hear."

"Okay, listen, Leaf, can you not beat up my friend?" Petal asked, frowning.

"Oh, he's just your friend." Leaf said, surprised. "I thought he was your boyfriend. Never mind then, that was a big mistake. I just need to beat him up even more, then."

"No, no, he is my boyfriend, he is!" Petal said, separating the two. "Just, please, enough with the beatings. Unless they're of Lulu."

"Hey!" Lulu said, frowning. "Why should I get punched?"

"Those meat sacks of yours make good cushions." Petal said, frowning. "They'll block you from getting hurt."

"Well, it would be easier to hit a flat surface." Lulu sniped. "Maybe she should use the washboard you call a chest."

"At least I can see my feet." Petal scoffed.

"My breasts aren't THAT big." Lulu objected. "They're just big enough to be sexy."

"Yeah, but not on the rest of that short body." Petal said, frowning.

"We're the same height, idiot!" Lulu said, rolling her eyes.

"Yeah, but I've got the appropriate figure." Petal said, frowning. "Instead of silicon double Ds."

"Hey, my breasts are real!" Lulu said, frowning. "Shove it!"

"Okay, whatever you say…" Petal said, rolling her eyes.

"Hey, Petal…" Kellyn said, frowning.

"What?" Petal asked, frowning.

"Can we go find the rest of my moemon?" Kellyn asked, frowning. "I really need to go see them."

"Oh, yeah, you're right." Petal said, nodding. "Sorry, Leaf, I have to borrow Kellyn for a little while, we need to head to Alaude's house."

"Alaude, huh…" Leaf said, frowning, but still releasing . "Fine. You can go."

"Awesome!" Kellyn cheered, smiling. The two climbed down to the harbor, Pichu jumping down after them.

"Okay, we'll get there in a flash." Petal said, grinning. She released the capture styler, and traced tracks of light on the ground, which shot up into the sky, Raikou descending in a flash of lightning.

"Hello once more, Petal." Raikou boomed, grinning. "Would you like my assistance to carry you somewhere?"

"Of course!" Petal said, grinning. "I want you to take Kellyn and I back to Alaude's house, okay?"

"Understood." Raikou said, nodding. She jumped down in front of Petal, Kellyn and Petal climbing on top of her, Pichu holding onto Petal's waist. Raikou howled out, and charged across the cliff, running towards Alaude's house at lightning speed. In a few minutes, she arrived at Alaude's house, the three of them dismounted, Raikou howling out, and turned, running away towards the cliffs once more.

"Um, I'm kind of nervous." Kellyn said, inhaling, shaking nervously.

Kellyn walked towards the door, and knocked on it. He gulped. The door shot open with a slam, Nyu jumping on top of him.

"Master!" Nyu exclaimed, hugging Kellyn tightly, pushing him down onto the ground, kissing him over and over.

"Master's back!" Mary cried, running over to Kellyn's side, hugging him tightly.

"YEAH!" Kana exclaimed, roaring fire. She pushed Nyu off of Kellyn, hugging him tightly, Kellyn starting to get smothered by her chest.

"Yeah, master's back!" Rimei cheered, grinning.

"Welcome back." Kaila said, smirking.

"Yay!" Rui said, hugging Kellyn as well.

"Wait, master, where's Kurou?" Mary asked, worried.

"She's still captured." Kellyn said, frowning.

"What?" Kana exclaimed, shocked. "Those bastards… How dare they kidnap our friend?"

"Seriously?" Kellyn asked, shocked. "Wait, Kana, I thought you would be happy she was gone."

"No way!" Kana exclaimed. "She might be my rival, but she's still our friend, right?"

"Right!" Nyu said, nodding.

"Yeah!" Mary agreed, nodding.

"I really don't care." Kaila said, frowning.

"But it's bad… We need to get her back…" Rimei said, frowning.

"…I guess so." Kaila said, shrugging, Rui nodding in agreement.

"Don't worry, master!" Rui said, frowning. "I promise we'll find out exactly where the Moemon Pinchers are hiding, then we can take them out!"

"No you." Kaila said, frowning. "You're still too young to be fighting."

"Let the kid fight." Kana shrugged. "She can't get that hurt."

"Yeah, it won't be that bad." Rui said, nodding.

"If you want her to fight, then I don't want her to fight even more." Kaila said, frowning. "Nothing you suggest can ever be a good idea."

"…I'm getting some serious déjà vu here." Kellyn said, staring at Petal, frowning.

"What does that mean?" Petal asked, turning to Kellyn, frowning.

"Oh, nothing, just that I remember how those two always fight, and I'm feeling nostalgic seeing it again." Kellyn said, smiling innocently.

"…Yeah." Petal said, narrowing her eyes, nodding.

"Do we have guests?" Kelsi asked, walking outside.

"Kelsi?" Kellyn said, shocked.

"Kelly!" Kelsi chirped, smiling, Petal twitching in disgust that someone else was using the pet name she gave Kellyn.

"Oh, great…" Kellyn said, smiling, Kelsi hugging him tightly.

"I'm so glad you managed to save him!" Kelsi said, grinning widely, hugging Kellyn.

"Yeah, no problem." Petal said, nodding coolly, not taking her eyes off of Kelsi, her gaze capable of freezing flames themselves.

"Kelsi, please, get off of me…" Kellyn said, frowning.

"But I like it here." Kelsi said, grinning.

"Please, you're being too clingy." Kellyn said, frowning. "I don't like you that way. It's just too creepy and weird."

"…Fine." Kelsi said, frowning. "But I haven't given up yet."

"You'll give up soon enough." Kellyn said, trembling, feeling Petal's icy gaze on his back.

EoS: How nice. Petal is going to pop a bitch.

Lauren: YEAH she is!

EoS: Remember to review, guys!