Haruhi and The Host Wars

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This is my first 2013 chapter! So happy! :DD Hope it was worth the wait~ Hope you all had a great New Years Eve or would it just be easier to say Holidays? Hmm let's go with that! Hope you all had a great Holiday! :D

Chapter 24


-Third Person POV-

The twins knocked on Haruhi's door, smirking. The door opened to reveal Haruhi in a tank top and sweats, she looked at them confused.

"Are you two going somewhere…?" She questioned.

They looked at her, plainly showing that they weren't amused. Hikaru rolled his eyes, "We're here to pick you up Haruhi!"

"Now go get changed!" Kaoru tossed a dark brown duffle bag at her.

She caught it and walked off to her bathroom, muttering about how this was stupid.

She came back out in her paintball gear, "So what are we doing exactly?"

"We're going to go play paintball!"

HAruhi stared at them, "No," and then went to go change out of the heavy gear.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Hikaru called rushing after her and going in front her, successfully stopping her.

She put her hand on her hip and looked up at him, "What Hikaru?"

"We're not going to play real paintball. We don't like those rules, so we're just going to go and have a fun kind of challenge," Kaoru explained, coming up behind her.

Haruhi rose an eyebrow, looking over her shoulder at him.

"We're going to go and play 'See Who Gets Hit the Most Game!'" Hikaru cheered.

"That names so bland Hikaru!"

"I know, I couldn't think of anything better though!"

They argued as they nudged Haruhi along towards the door. She was just muttering about this was so going to end badly. Cause when there's a challenge from the Hitachiin brothers, nothing good EVER comes from it. Ever. She sighed, knowing that she wasn't getting out of this one, and decided to just pray for the best.

"I mean what's the worst that could happen?" She thought, musing all the things that could go wrong.

-Time Skip-

"We're here, Haruhi!" the twins cheered stepping out of the limo.

Haruhi climbed out and looked around, "Um, where is here?"

"The forest!"

"Why the forest?!"

"Because real paintball fields are boring."

She sighed and dropped her bag, "Okay so how is this going to work?"

"Easy! We all split up and once we here a horn we start! Its that simple. The goal is to shoot the other two a lot. Then we'll change and go have something to eat and by then our helpers should have welled had enough time to count the pain spots. And if that doesnt work, then who ever has the least amount of paint on their gear wins. The game ends when the horn blows twice." Hikaru and Kaoru rose up two fingers.

Haruhi nodded, taking in the information.

"Sound easy enough?"

"Mhm."

"Great! Now unto what the winner and the losers get!"

"Here we go." Haruhi stated, getting Cheshire cat grins from the two.

"The winner gets to have one free day to do anything they want," Hikaru said, winking at Kaoru, "And the loser has to be late and slack off at to and at the Host Club. For two whole weeks."

Haruhi's eyes widened, she most certainly did not want to lose this. Or may her own Hell be made. She shuddered at the thought of Kyoya's reaction, he was bad enough already.

"Are you ready for this?" the twins asked Haruhi.

She nodded, looking very serious. They nodded back.

"Grab your bag and lets split up!" Kaoru cheered, grabbing his and running to the east path.

Haruhi laughed watching him run away, trying to sling his bag over onto his shoulders. Hikaru took off running shouting out excited noises, heading down up the north path. Haruhi grabbed her bag and sprinted off into the west path, praying for this to be fun.


Sorry for it being so short! Next chapter will be the paintball war thing... And there eating time. XD Well there's the next chapter. Sorry for the wait! But I hope you all liked it! :) Review please~

~Hita Says Good Bye~