Hi scarlet here! OK so I'm writing this on the way back from coder dojo coolest projects (s/o to those who went /know bout it) so I'm pretty tired and that means this might not be that good.
Oh and I sadly I don't own the skul P. series
I'm bored!
Ok so in this skulduggery can become human for 24 hours at a time with a pill (not my idea got it from a different author) (g+s=ghastly and skul. t+v=tanith and val)
Valkyrie sighed and glanced at skulduggery. He had taken one of his pills so he had his disguise off and was reading a book. He had once let her watch the transformation from skeleton to man. It was quite amazing to see. Once he placed it in between his teeth and bite down the skin and flesh would spread out from his mouth (teeth?) around his skull down his neck and over the rest of his body (he had a suit on people!)
Skulduggery looked up and laughed.
"What?" valkyrie asked innocently.
"You're lying upside down on the back of that armchair and sighing like it's the end of the world and it's not because we've seen what that look's like."
"Leave her alone skul she's bored and I'm bored and you two won't entertain us!" Tanith whined from the back of the other armchair.
Ghastly looked over at skulduggery and grinned "should we show them what we did to dexter and sacren when they complained?"
"Don't see why not." He replied an evil glint in his almost black-green eyes.
Tanith and Valkyrie who had been listening to the two men speak were now standing getting ready to run if either of them made a move.
Both of the men lunged towards the girls but they were gone running as fast as they could up the stairs and were out of sight before g+s could get up. T+v quickly ran to the attic and closed it before the lads saw.
"Ok we're going to need reinforcements" Tanith whispered to val. Val nodded and took out her phone.
"Hey scarlet what you doing right now? Ok great so you can come round? Yeah so ghastly and skul are hunting us cause we said we were bored. I know right?! Ok thanks we're in the attic and the lads know we're up stairs so make sure they don't see you.k byee!"
"She's in and she's bringing Cara scorch, you know the chick with the brown hair and the weird obsession with that turtle Jeremy?" As val had been on the phone tan (lol) had moved a load of junk over the trapdoor as quietly as she could.
10 minutes later: T+v heard a knock on the window to see a girl with dark ginger hair crouched on the roof grinning madly while another girl with one green streak through her brown hair was looking slightly mad as she tried not to laugh. Tanith let them in and scar and cara hugged them both before bowing deeply.
"And what does our mighty leader's command of us?" Val laughed quietly before telling them the plan.
It goes something like this, scar would target ghastly and cara would target skulduggery while val and tan snuck up behind them. How it really turned out was more like skul and ghastly had decided to hide in kitchen knowing that the girls would get hungry and try to sneak down. Scar and Cara crawled down to the back door and scar (who is an adept with tanith's ability's and a necromancer(not in a temple)) walked over the window and peered down (holding one of the fish's that they had found on their way there) into the kitchen and saw g+s standing either side of the doorway.
Scar walked up to the attic window and told them where they were before helping tanith get val down from the roof (cause she's not an elemental any more). When they got down scar and cara ran in the kitchen screaming and waving their fish before smacking both men in the faces and sitting on them while tanith and valkyrie stood there laughing.
Skulduggery blew a bit of blueish-black hair out of his face and sighed "hello scarlet"
"hi skul!" she called back from on top of ghastly who stopped squirming long enough to say "You know these nutters?!"
"Excuse me but the proper term is psychos!" corrected cara from her seat on skulduggery where she was reading a newspaper.
"Well I know the one on top of you her names scarlet but she likes to be called 'scar' which I refuse to call her but as for the one reading the newspaper on me I have no clue."
"oh! Im sorry my name's Cara scorch and im a elemental and I have a wicked katana on my back! It's a pleasure to sit on you!" cara said happily putting down her newspaper.
"And im scarlet fanaa! And you're ghastly bespoke and you're very comfortable!"
"um well you're welcome miss…Fanaa?" ghastly said quite uncomfortable.
"Oh yeah it means destruction of self!" scarlet said smiling wildly.
Ghastly paused before nodding and jumping up knocking scarlet off in the process. Before any of the girls could react skulduggery was up too and ghastly now had scar and tan over his shoulders while skulduggery had val and cara. "hey come on me and scar weren't even involved!" Cara screeched. "True but you sat on us." Ghastly pointed out.
Cara just scowled and crossed her arms.
Soon skul and ghastly stopped by a stream.
"Don't you dare pleasant." Valkyrie growled in a voice that would have normally scared anyone.
As it was skulduggery just laughed and threw cara then val into it just as ghastly threw his two in. Suddenly four pairs of hands shot out of the water and dragged them under.
When they got back to the house scar and cara collected their fishes and cara's newspaper and left. After that they all sat and watched movies until tanith and val drifted off.
Ok so I just finished it at home and im ok with how it turned out….