EoS: Well, we're back, and we're better than ever!

Lauren: Well, I wonder if anything has changed in the story? We'll see.

LexiconHuka:

EoS: Sure.

TheLazyRiver:

Lauren: This dragon can destroy planets with ease.

Amalgam24:

EoS: Why do those things have to be mutually exclusive?

Darkria Defender:

EoS: I think of them.

Brom1212:

Lauren: Okay, sure.

Memmola:

Lauren: Because I'm awesome.

Moemon Ranger: Memories of Oblivia Revoir

Chapter 65

"Man, I feel like I've been sleeping for weeks…" Kellyn said, sitting up, yawning. "Well, I better go check on Petal…"

Kellyn walked over to Petal's room, and knocked on the door.

"Come on in." Petal said. Kellyn walked in.

"Kellyn…" Petal said, staring out the window over the sea, smiling warmly. "How long has it been since we last saw each other?"

"Um, about two weeks or so…" Kellyn said, shrugging.

"Two weeks?" Petal asked, turning to Kellyn, confused.

"Yeah…" Kellyn said, nodding.

"What? Don't you remember our promise?" Petal asked, frowning.

"Promise?" Kellyn asked, frowning.

"Yes, our promise." Petal said, nodding. "During the timeskip."

"Time… skip?" Kellyn asked, frowning.

"Yes." Petal said, nodding. "In order to become strong enough to defeat the Moemon Pinchers, we promised that we'd train for two years and then we'd meet at the Sabaody Archipelago."

"NO WE DIDN'T." Kellyn said, chopping her on the head.

"Geez, you have no sense of humor." Petal huffed.

"I'm leaving." Kellyn said, frowning, opening the door, only for Kelsi to hug him.

"Kelsi?" Kellyn asked, surprised. "Geez, what are you doing?"

"I'm so glad you're awake!" Kelsi said, smiling. "I'm so glad that you remembered!"

"Remembered what?" Kellyn asked, confused.

"You don't remember our promise?" Kelsi asked, looking into Kellyn's eyes, tearing up. "To meet at the Sabaody Archipelago in two years?"

"We didn't make that promise." Kellyn said, chopping her on the head. "Geez, why don't you morons just go to the Sabaody Archipelago or whatever other place in One Piece you want and leave me alone?"

Kellyn walked downstairs.

"So, finally awake, are you?" Alaude asked, reading through the newspaper.

"Yeah, sorry I'm late, but Kelsi and Petal were acting like idiots…" Kellyn said, frowning.

"Still, I can't believe you slept for two years." Alaude said, frowning.

"What?" Kellyn asked, turning to Alaude.

"Don't you remember?" Alaude asked, turning to Kellyn from the table, confused. "We all promised to meet at the Sabaody Archipelago in two years."

"NO WE DIDN'T!" Kellyn shouted.

"Kellyn?" Lulu asked, walking up. "You're awake?"

"Yeah, I'm awake." Kellyn said, irritated. "What is it?"

"Two years-"

"SHOVE IT!" Kellyn said, face palming, walking back upstairs.

"…Do you think we should stop now?" Lulu asked, turning to Alaude.

"…Why?" Alaude said, turning back to his paper. "This is hilarious."

"Geez, do those morons really want to go on an adventure with Luffy that badly?" Kellyn grumbled, walking to his room and flopping down on the bed.

"Master, are you okay?" Kurou asked, sitting next to him.

"No, I'm not." Kellyn said, frowning. "We have a huge battle coming up with the Moemon Pinchers, and no one is taking it seriously."

"Don't worry master, I'll be ready to fight!" Kurou said, smiling.

"Really?" Kellyn asked, smiling.

"Of course!" Kurou said, smiling. "I've been training for two years, so I'm raring to go!"

"…" Kellyn head butted Kurou on the forehead, Kurou holding her head and tearing up.

"Geez, it was a joke!" Kurou said, crying. "Don't be so mean!"

"We've wasted half the chapter on this stupid gag now, let's just move on with the story." Kellyn said, frowning.

"Okay, but I think you should go talk to Kana, Kaila, and Aeris." Kurou said, frowning. "They're still fighting."

"Still?" Kellyn asked, shocked. He ran downstairs and outside, and saw the three of them beating the crap out of each other.

"What the hell is going on with you three?" Kellyn exclaimed.

"We're FIGHTING." Kana said, rolling her eyes.

"Don't turn away!" Aeris exclaimed, punching Kana in the stomach.

"Okay, morons, stop it." Kellyn said, frowning.

"But we've been fighting for two years!" Kana complained.

"Enough! We're not using that gag anymore!" Kellyn shouted.

"Buzzkill." The three said, frowning.

"Listen, Kellyn." Leanne said, walking outside. "You need to find a way to get to the location of Zapdos, the final member of the Bird Trio."

"Finally, someone taking this situation seriously." Kellyn said, sighing in relief.

"Listen, Mt. Layuda is the location of Zapdos, the Bird of Lightning." Leanne explained. "It's on Layuda Island. However, the mountain is surrounded by powerful lightning clouds. That would make it hard to advance."

"Awesome." Kellyn said, nodding. "I'll go find Petal." Kellyn headed inside.

"Petal, I found the location of Zapdos." Kellyn said, walking inside.

"Seriously? Awesome!" Petal said, smiling. "Let's head there!"

"We have to fly." Kellyn explained. "I have Kurou, but you're going to have to capture a Staraptor of your own."

"Right, got it." Petal said, nodding. The two headed outside, Kurou following after them.

"So, any ideas where to find a Staraptor?" Petal asked.

"Kurou?" Kellyn suggested.

"HEEEY!" Kurou cupped her hands over her mouth. "STARAPTOR! COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!"

…

Nothing happened.

"OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!" Kurou shouted again.

"Geez, you're so annoying…" A Staraptor walked out of the bushes, yawning.

"Okay, capture styler, go!" Petal released a capture styler, and looped the disk around the Staraptor a few times, capturing her.

Moemon: Staraptor

Type: Normal/Flying

Poke Assist: Flying

Field Move: Fly

Info: Staraptor fly across the different regions to carry their friends with them. They have powerful wings and can fly across the skies with ease, and the strength of their wings can blow over trees.

"Okay, awesome!" Petal said, cheerful. "I can't wait to rescue Zapdos!"

"So, are we ready to go?" Kellyn asked.

"Wait, I want to go too!" Pichu said, running up, frowning.

"Are you sure you're ready?" Petal asked, frowning.

"I am!" Pichu said, nodding.

"Okay, fine." Petal said, nodding.

"I'm going too." Kana said, grinning. "'Cause I can fly."

"I'm not going to let her beat me." Aeris said, frowning. "I'll fly with master."

Kellyn and Aeris climbed onto Kurou's back, and Kurou flew off, Petal and Pichu flying on Petal's Staraptor.

Kana flapped her wings and jumped into the sky, but Kaila jumped up and climbed onto her back.

"What the hell are you doing? Get off!" Kana exclaimed.

"I'm hitching a ride." Kaila said, frowning. "Just hold on a while, okay?"

"Fuck you!" Kana exclaimed. "Get off!"

"Not happening." Kaila said, shaking her head. "Just keep flying."

EoS: So, this is the end of the chapter!

Lauren: Will they safely make it to the Sabaody Archipelago?

EoS: Seriously, that joke is getting old.