Parody, Frodo Baggins
Frodo closed his eyes. The world seemed so still. So quiet. He felt so noble! Yes! Things were looking up for him and he knew it!
He opened his eyes, embracing his wooden mace, complete with a wooden head. Ooh! And now he had a horned helmet. Was he supposed to be one of the Earthkin or something more?
He liked this! He wanted to bludgeon that boulder. Maybe that would help ease his mind! He rushed over to the boulder now. The spotlight dimmed. He held his mace in the air, and—
Whack! Ohhh! He got that boulder good!
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Poetry, Samwise Gamgee
"Frodo, what are you doing?
This is no time for games.
We have things to do,
places to see.
If only you would believe me—
"That rock does not want to hurt you!
"If you so much as hit that rock again,
we'll be in for a more than just goo.
I'm telling you, Mr. Frodo,
we're all set to go.
Now just leave that rock alone!
"Please, let's go home you!
"Before I lose my temper again, you see!
This is no time for games.
Let's set things right!
I beg of you please,
Let's go home now!
"Please, Mr. Frodo, just listen to me—
"That rock does not want to hurt you," Sam spoke, repeating himself.
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Romance, Frodo Baggins
Frodo couldn't stop smashing the boulder. It was a never-ending battle between the mace and the rock, and he loved every minute of it! He didn't want this moment to end! He wanted it to go on… forever!
Tears streaked down his face. He was exhausted and had to sit down on the log again. As he did, his hobbit clothes returned, but the mace, the boulder, and the helmet vanished on sight. He sighed, drinking deeply from his waterskin. It was a good run, while it lasted. At least he got his anger out! That was what mattered most!
References:
Viking!Frodo's inspiration comes from the Vikings, "The Elder Scrolls" video game series, and Peter Hollens' music video "24 Genres. Two Artists. One song – Shape of You Ed Sheeran Featuring Ten Second Songs".