"That's it!" Happy yelled suddenly.

Lucy almost choked on the bite she was taking thanks to being startled. Coughing in attempt to clear her throat she never noticed Natsu freaking out next to her. Suddenly she felt a few hard slaps to her back and winced as the food made it past her throat, her back now stinging. "Thanks," she mumbled out hoarsely while taking a large drink.

Nodding in satisfaction that Lucy was going to be fine, Natsu turned to Happy and asked, "What's 'it' buddy?"

Happy had been pulled from his worried thoughts over seeing Lucy almost choke by the question, "Natsu! It's like the bestest idea I've ever had!" he said jumping in the air.

Finding her throat a tad bit less sore Lucy asked as well, "What's this," pausing for a moment so the writer within her could cringe at repeating his words, " 'bestest' idea Happy?"

Happy stood smiling from ear to ear. He knew this would be the greatest thing they ever did, "We should go fishing today!"

Lucy almost fell out of her chair at the absurdity. Didn't he want to go fishing every day? She was about to protest until she thought it over. Even if it wasn't the distraction she wanted it could still work. She would be left to her own devices and be able to read and Natsu would either get 'all fired up' or fall asleep. Besides she really should do something Happy wanted to do today since he had been so distraught when he got here. "That sounds like a wonderful idea Happy!" she smiled, "After we clean up we can go."

At mention of Happy's idea Natsu thought for sure Lucy would turn it down. Normally she hated going with them, even if she went every time with a bit of persuasion, and would whine about how the bugs will eat her or something equally as lame. However, considering that Happy was the whole reason he was even here, in a great mood, and filling his face with Lucy's yummy cooking, he was fully prepared to convince her to go. When she spoke up she threw him for a loop. She wanted to go with them? "Really?" he asked her dumbly.

"Yeh why not? It's a nice day and it'll make Happy, well happy." She beamed.

Natsu looked to the rejoicing exceed to see if he even realized what was going on. One look told him no. "It's just, you… Never want to go with us fishing."

"What are you talking about? I go every time you guys ask me to." She stated a bit annoyed.

"Yeh but only after you whine, bitch and complain about stuff. You've never once just agreed to go without a fight. What's with the sudden change? It's weird. Are you really sure you want to go?" Not that he was complaining. This meant that she was in a really super great mood or something. Not to mention the fact that it would just be the three of them most the morning. If he was lucky, when they were done they could head to the guild find a great mission that could take up the rest of their day and if he kept her in her fantastic mood she'd probably let them spend the night again. This would be the greatest day ever!

Lucy blinked at him. Did he really just say it like that? Sure she wasn't the biggest fan of the outdoors but what woman was? Suddenly she had an epiphany. She had misread the whole morning. Standing she headed to the kitchen with the dishes, she would keep her pride in tact and not let him see how much pain she was in. "I get it," she called over her shoulder, "if you didn't want me to go just say so." Walking past the pair she headed to the bathroom. Before shutting the door she said, "By the way all the stuff you've left here is in the bottom draw of my dresser. Take all of it and get out." With that she slammed the door and locked it.

No, no, no, no, nnooo! What the hell just happened? She was pissed! Did he say something wrong? All he said was what always happened! Damn it! He caught Happy's eyes and they both stared at one another in panic. This was definitely not good. Did she just tell him to take all his stuff and get out? And the way she said it, it was like she was kicking him out of her home permanently! What the hell happened?! Damn her and her weirdness! "Lucy?" he called and waited. No response. This was so not good, "Uhh Luce?" he tried again. Looking to Happy once more he saw the tears welling in his long time partners eyes. Make that double so not good!

"Natsu you big dummy! You made her hate us!" Happy wailed and began to cry.

"What the hell did I even do?" Natsu asked back in panic.

"You made her think we didn't want her to go! That's what she said! Now she wants us to take our stuff and leave!" he continued to cry, "WHHHAAAAA She hates us! No more fish, or Lucy pets, or squishy Lucy hugs!"

"How the hell did I do that?! All I said is she never goes without a fight! It's the truth!"

Happy ignored him and continued to sob. Now his perfect plan was ruined! The nightmares would come back and it was all Natsu's fault. "Natsu you big meany!" he cried one last time before flying out the window in hopes someone could help him fix this down at the guild.

Natsu's jaw dropped. Now they were both mad at him? Jumping around and pulling his hair in frustration he racked his brain to figure out how she jumped to her crazy and weird conclusion. Had he not made it abundantly clear lately that he wanted her around? Happy and himself basically invaded her space almost constantly. The only time away from one another was when either of them was in the bathroom or when she made them leave so she could go to bed. What the fuck was going on here?

Now he was angry. Straightening himself he stormed to the bathroom door and knocked, none to gently, "Lucy open up."

"I said take your shit and get out!" came the muffled reply.

Great now she was crying too. He could tell from the sound of her voice. "Damn it Lucy! Open this door!"

No reply other then the quiet sniffles that he could hear. Demanding Natsu wasn't working so time to try a different approach. "Come on Luce, just tell me what I did wrong." Sure he was begging but whatever worked to get her to open this damn door. He waited for what seemed eternity but was really less than half a minute. Ready to try again he finally heard something. Movement! Good she was moving around in there that meant she'd open the door soon and he could fix this stupid mess.

A couple minutes later produced a freshly clothed and ready for the day Lucy harshly pulling the door open. Looking to the man smiling like he'd just won the lottery she brushed past him nose high in the air. Walking directly to her dresser she opened the bottom drawer pulling everything in there out. Standing straight with a determined look she stopped in front of Natsu and thrust the contents into his arms. "Here now leave." She said pointing to the door.

"Luce would you ju-"

"Out."

"If you can-"

"I said OUT."

"For fucks sake! I'm trying-"

"Damn it Natsu get the HELL OUT! NOW!"

"What has-"

"Fine if you won't go I WILL!" With that she headed out the door slamming it shut.

"AAAHHHHHGGGGGGG," he yelled. Stomping over to the still open dresser drawer he dumped everything in his hands, minus a set of clothes, and kicked it shut, possibly harder than need since it now had a dent in it but he'd deal with that later. Dressing as he continued to stomp around to the window, he was dead set on catching her and fixing this. He'd make her listen to him, making Happy all happy again, then they would all go fishing, and then go on a mission that he picked, all three of them would spend the night together all curled up and comfy like last night, and after that he'd force her to make it up to him by… by… fuck he didn't know how yet but he'd think of something great! So great it'd be better then food! Yeh that was it!