Elfman was sitting on the porch of the Ares Cabin (or as he liked to call it: A Real Man's Cabin) polishing his sword. He was thinking about all the pretty lady's in the Aphrodite Cabin. With the exception of his two half-sisters, Lisanna and Mirajane. He especially was thinking about the head counselor of the Aphrodite Cabin. Oh, her eyes, so beautiful yet fierce. He started drooling at the thought of her.
"Evergreen" he hadn't even realized he said it.
"Yes?" Elfman looked up to see the brown haired girl herself.
"Oh, um..." he stammered.
"Do I know you?" she asked. Elfman fell to the floor.
"I'm pretty and your'e Elfman... sorry, I'm Elfman and you're pretty. Wait what.." he stammered.
"Right, you're the head counselor of the Ares Cabin and a real man at that" she replied flirting with him.
Elfman blushed, " I am" he said gaining some confidence, "And you are a real woman"
Now it was Evergreens turn to blush, "You sure know how to woo a woman"
"What do you say us REAL men get together?" He asked, "Not that you are a man"
"I thought you would never ask!" Evergreen said kissing him on the lips.
Elfman kissed her back, "KISSES ARE MANLY!" he shouted, happily.