"I told her," Jane said to Logan. They were alone in his bedroom, and he had been worried about her all night. He freaked out when Jane explained what happened. "Are you kidding?!" Logan shouted. "Now Camille knows?! Are you stupid?!"

"YEAH!" Jane yelled, wide eyed. "I GUESS I AM. I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. WHAT THE FUCK. She guessed."

"Jesus Christ. Now what?" Logan asked with a sigh.

"You gotta figure out how to make me James again," Jane said.

"I can't fix your problems," Logan snapped. "This is your wish, your fuck up."

"Wait, Logan, you gotta help me…"

"I'm not sure what else to say!" Logan said. He threw his hands up into the air and shouted. "I don't know how to reverse this crazy shit."

Jane said nothing more, slumped her shoulders and dragged herself out of Logan's bedroom. She left the boys' apartment and slid off back to Camille's. Maybe her brain could figure out this mess, because it was just too much for a Diamond to deal with. How to be a man again, how to not break Kendall's heart…it seemed the Jane was in a little bit too deep now. Could it be fixed? Jane was starting to feel mega-depressed, but before she got very far from the big time apartment, a hand grabbed her shoulder and she spun around quickly. It was Kendall.

"OH!" Jane yelled. "You scared me."

"Sorry," Kendall apologized. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah."

"Everything alright?"

"Uh huh."

"Good." The guy looked Jane over up and down. He narrowed his eyes slightly. "What's up?" Jane asked.

"Nothin'," said Kendall. He folded his arms and made a pensive face. "You wanna get back to where we left off earlier?"

"Okay. If you want to."

"Yes." Kendall stepped closer to Jane and put his hands on either side of her waist. She blushed and closed her eyes. "Nah, I want you to look at me," Kendall said. Jane popped her eyes back open and stared at Kendall. Those sharp green pools cut right through here. He locked his eye contact straight at her, and Jane felt a deep, warm connection between the two of them. The corners of his mouth upturned into a smile. "I'm…" Kendall began, but his voice cracked slightly and he clammed up.

"Huh?" Jane asked.

"I'm uh," he cleared his throat and then kept going. "I'm a little crazy for you, Jane."

"Yeah well, I guess I'm a little crazy for you, too," Jane answered, and she kind of sang the last words. Kendall chuckled and hummed the familiar song slightly. Not thinking, Jane joined in. "How do you know that?" Kendall asked.

"Ohh, um, Logan was showing me your music," Jane said quickly.

"That's cool," Kendall said calmly. He blinked quite slowly a few times, and then he closed his eyes and planted a big kiss on Jane's lips. She squealed into his mouth, but didn't fight it at all. Her eyes also shut, and she gave Kendall access into her mouth. His tongue pushed its way inside and played around. Jane slipped her arms around Kendall's big, broad shoulders and pulled him closer to her. They embraced as they kissed. Jane turned her head slightly and allowed Kendall to slip deeper inside. She fought back gentle moans. Soon, Kendall broke off the kiss and opened his eyes. He pressed his forehead against hers and smiled. "You're amazing," he whispered.

"Oh, well, heh, yeah, I guess."

"I can't get you out of my mind."

"Aww."

"No, really. I don't…ugh. This is weird. It's weird with you and me."

"What? Why?" Jane asked. She looked concerned.

"I don't know. I want to get to know you better."

"Okay. Er, how?"

"Do yoooou want to come hang out later tonight?" Kendall grinned.

"Yeah, that'd be cool. What do you wanna do?"

"Watch a movie or something. You know, just hang out. In my room."

"Okay, sure. Let's do that." Jane smiled cheerily and released Kendall from her arms.

"9 work for you? Just come over and come in. It's not a big deal."

"Alright, cool. I'll see ya then." She stepped back and waved cutely. Kendall returned the wave and then popped back inside the apartment. Jane immediately skipped off to Camille's place, where she was greeted by a still weirded-out acting Camille. "Why are you so happy?" she asked Jane.

"Cause Kendall likes meeeee," Jane sang and bounced around the living room.

"Yeah, and then you're gonna end up being James again, and he'll be crushed." Jane stopped being ecstatic as soon as those words came out of Camille's mouth. She became depressed again. "Oh yeah," he sighed. "I forgot."

"What are you going to do about this, James?"

"Call me Jaaaaaane!"

"I forgot. Sorry. What are you going to do, Jane?"

"I have no fucking idea. Maybe you can help? 'Cause Logan doesn't know what to do any more than I do."

"Hmmmm." They both sat down on the sofa, and Jane rolled her head back, staring up at the ceiling. "At first," she said. "I was certain that having Kendall fall for me would undo it. But obviously that didn't work. What next? Should I tell him that I'm really James?"

"No, I don't think so," Camille suggested. "Maybe just let it play out, and then reconsider your options. Like they always say; if you don't know, wait until you do. So what's the plan with Kendall today?"

"He wants me to come over and hang out later tonight," Jane said plainly.

"What are you going to do?"

"I dunno. He said watch a movie or something in his room."

"What?" Camille double took. "Are you stupid?"

"Um. Yeaaah. That's sort of my shtick. I thought you knew that."

Camille faced Jane and slapped her upside the head. "OW!" Jane yelled. "What was that for?"

"Don't you realize what he wants to do?" Camille shrieked.

"Duhhh. Watch a movie or something."

"No! UGH!" Camille rolled her eyes and made a loud, huffy breath. "He wants to have sex with you!"

"You think so?" Jane asked. Her eyes widen and she looked bewildered.

"Yes! You're going to fuck him?"

"I want to," she said. "But...isn't that sort of weird?"

"Yes! Totally! What are you going to do?"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Jane whined and put her hands over her face. "Oohhh God. Do you really think he'd move that fast?"

"Listen to me," Camille said sternly. "Considering that you are actually a boy, you should know this; guys like sex. Guys need lots of sex. When they want sex, it comes before everything else. That's why as girls, we need to be really careful, 'cause once you have sex too early, the whole dang relationship can be destroyed. It's not the guy's fault, but they don't think sometimes. How do you not know this?"

"I've only had sex with myself, duh."

"That's SO weird."

"Yeah, I know. Would'ja lay off it?" Jane barked. "Can we try and focus on what's happening right now?"

"Okay, well, when does Kendall want you back over?"

"9, I think."

"We got some time." Camille tapped her finger on her chin in thought. She wasn't notorious for her plans exactly, but perhaps she could be useful this time. The biggest concern she was how Kendall would react after Jane turned back in James once they had sex. It would be a pivotal move which could have severe consequences if executed poorly. "I don't think you should have sex," Camille finally said.

"Why not?"

"Okay, so let's assume you're going to be a man again soon, right?"

"Riiiiiiight?"

"If Kendall never knows that you're the same person, he'll still be heartbroken once Jane disappears. If he figures out what's really going on, he will probably freak out and likely never talk to you again, thus destroying Big Time Rush and your best friend. But, he might just be a little bit angry and willing to work it out. However, if you have sex and then he finds out that you're really James? He might kill you."

"Okay, that's CRAZY. He won't KILL me," Jane said sternly.

"Close, though. How would it make you feel, if your best friend secretly changed genders and lied to you just to get in bed together? It's pretty messed up."

"I guess that's true. But…" Jane stared down sadly. Her eyes glazed over and she sighed.

"Hmm?" Camille hummed softly. She leered at Jane quizzically. "But, what?"

"It's the only way I'll ever have sex with him," Jane answered very, very timidly. She closed her eyes and smiled sort of. "It's the only way."