Riven- LMAO well you got first again so don't cry too hard...

Marina- Soon my pretty soon... LOL

Link- The mind fish are MINE! You step off! LMFAO

Souring- LMFAO OMG BAHAHHAHAHA couch... BAAAAAA SPELLING TO HELL! LOL I love waffles! And no worries TRUST me I understand. LOL

Asuna-YEY! I think I'm old but meh who really knows... I'm 30 so... But *bows* TY oh wise sensei LOL But yes I love tossing in his childlike things... I have this deep hope that if he ever does get shown in boxers they will be something that dumb LOL I mean the mans swim trunks are flames for pete's sake LOL

Groves- "fluffsplosion" ROFLMAO You should coin that word... But glad I didn't disappoint!

Frost- AWWW! TY! But it does have to end sometime.

rls58-TY!

Naomi- TY! Also I thank YOU for reading :)

kimi- LOL Well I was expecting you to wait until now! LMAO!

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GammaDancer-TY! Yes he does! LOL

Exxcal-(39) LOL TY!

Exxcal-(40)TYVM! I try to make it enjoyable! I'm SO glad you are enjoying! Yes yes yes their fate is doomed! BUT you don't get to know just yet!

Panda- :) See I'm capible of being nice and giving super fluff! Some might even call it a FLUFFSPLOSION! LMFAO Have a safe flight! Hope to hear back from ya soon!

Holy shit balls! All the reviews and everyone is SSOOO happy! Guess I should write more fluff if I want ppl to give me happy thoughts... LMFAO NAW! It's too fun to do drama and cliffys MMUUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!


Happy burst into the guild hall yelling, "MMMIIIIRRRRAAAAAA!" dragging out the woman's name his whole journey to the bar.

Several of the few members present in the early hours rose a brow to the exceed's lone presence. It was far and few between when he was alone without his dragon slayer counterpart. When those few times did happen normally Lucy was with him. Today, however, he came in, normal happy countenance in place, alone. Seeing as he didn't look distressed like he did the last time this had happened, most shrugged it off and went back to nursing their hangovers or breakfasts.

At the call of her name Mira turned and smiled, "Well good morning Happy! What can I get you today?"

"AYE! Mira Natsu said for you to do what we talked about yesterday!"

To this Mira's eyes lit up with joy. "HE DID?"

"AYE!"

Squealing in delight she yelled across the hall, "EVERYONE! We have something wonderful to do today!" As she explained the day's plans she had to glare at the few who groaned causing them to see the hint of a demon that resided in her. When she was done and the arrangements set, she sent her siblings off to buy the supplies with the money that had been left in her care just for this.

Happy sat at the bar eating some eggs and fish when Erza made her way to him, "Happy do you know when Lucy plans to arrive? I have a bet to pay on."

"AYE! Natsu said that Lucy said that you need to help and to be back later."

Erza furrowed her brows in confusion to this. As far as she knew this whole plan of Natsu and Happy's was a surprise but then again it could be the fool had told her. "What time am I to be back?"

Thinking it over Happy shrugged, "I don't remember."

Glaring at the small creature she refrained from pummeling him. Instead she took a deep breath and pinched the bridge of her nose. Before she could comment further Gajeel made his way to the bar interrupting them.

The man eyed the guild. Seeing the Salamander's cat but neither him nor Bunny Girl he asked Happy, "Oi where the hell is Bunny Girl at?"

"Aye they're at Lucy's!"

He raised a metal studded brow at the exceed. "Gihee, are they now?"

"Aye! But Natsu said that Lucy said that you need to help today!"

"I don't give a shit what that flame head said. I asked about Bunny Girl."

Growing impatient with the whole situation Erza spoke up, "Gajeel come with me you and I are to work on this project together. I will explain on the way." Looking to Happy she said, "Tell Lucy we'll be back at noon sharp."

"Oi who the hell said I have to listen to you?" Gajeel sneered.

Erza turned sharply on the man, "Are you complaining?"

"Fuck yes I am! I ain't doing shit until Bunny Girl gets here and says I got to!"

At this point Mira stepped in, "Now, now Gajeel. This is something for Lucy! Just be a good man and do as you're told."

Taking a seat he glared at the barmaid, "And why don't you be a good girl and do your job by getting me something to drink."

Erza placed a forceful armor clad hand on his shoulder at the same time Mira's normal happy smile was replaced with a dark scowl. As the two women let their rage stream off them, Gajeel gulped silently. It's not that he thought he would lose in a fight against the two, per say. It was more that these two women were really just some scary bitches when they wanted to be, and currently they wanted to be.

Before the situation grew grave it was Lily to nullify it by landing on the bar top in front of Gajeel, "My partner wouldn't be trying to welch on a bet would he?" he said shaking his head ruefully.

Silently thanking his cat he bristled and acted as uncaring as possible, "Tch, whatever." Standing he turned to Erza, "Let's get this shit over with." Erza nodded at him once. With that the two humans and one exceed made their leave of the guild.

A now calm and once again happy Mira turned to Happy, "So did anything interesting happen this morning to make you guys do this today instead of later like I thought?"

"AYE!"

Twitching slightly at his one word response she prodded further, "And what was that?"

"They got into a fight."

Mira paled. That certainly wasn't the answer she was expecting. Hesitantly she asked, "What about?"

Happy stopped eating for a minute and thought it over, smiling he said, "I don't know!"

By this point Mira wanted to strangle him, however she kept her sweet demeanor in place, "What were they saying?"

Happy shrugged swallowing the last of his food, "Something about fire." The ever mischievous cat said. He didn't want to give up his information too soon. If he did there would be less fish in it for him. So the less he told Mira the better chances he had.

Mira's eyes widened, "He didn't burn her apartment did he?"

He looked thoughtful for a minute. "I don't think so."

Sighing in relief she smiled once more. For a moment she thought this was all brought about because the idiot had left her homeless. "What exactly about fire was she mad over?"

Happy ignored her question for one of his own, "Aye Mira, can I have some more fish?"

Glaring slightly at the exceed Mira quickly realized his plan. He had something good to tell her and he needed to be bribed. A bribe she could give. Pulling out her keys and finding the one she was looking for she pulled it off the key ring and slid it in Happy's direction. Keeping a firm hold on the key she looked at him, "This key is the key to the cooler with all the fish we have in stock. Now if you are a good boy and tell me everything you know, I might just let you have this key for a couple of hours."

Happy's eyes lit up in pleasure, "AYE! MIRA I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!"

Smirking she let go of the key and said a simple, "Good," as she followed the exceed to the back to get her gossip. Twenty minutes later a smug and thrilled Mira reemerged from the back humming a love tune to herself. Noticing the guild was mostly empty she sat down close to where the master was sitting. "Isn't it beautiful?" she asked the small man.

Makarov merely smiled and nodded in her direction before taking a drag of his pipe. "Ahh you brats are all growing far too quickly."

Mira giggled at him. "I was thinking we should have everyone not on missions help today! If we do that it'll be done today! What do you think?"

He thought it over for a moment. Taking another long drag of his pipe he finally nodded. "That sounds like a lovely idea Mira. You go inform Erza and I'll let everyone that comes in while you're gone know."

Jumping up she hugged the small man before running out of the guild calling out, "Thanks Master!"


Oh Happy and Mira! How I love his evil master mind and Mira's love of gossip! I'm pretty sure this chap raises more questions than answers... *tee hee*

You didn't honestly expect me to keep going with the love birds did you? Have you not been reading this story? Seriously... Jeez... LOL!

Anyway! We're nearing the final couple weeks of this story I think! I'm still working on that lemon and since I want to keep it all in one chapter it's LONG... So all my pervy readers be excited. :D But as promised the day it posts will be a double update so those of you that don't want to read that you won't have too. I like you guys so much!

I've got to say I don't think I've ever had such an interactive group of readers and it's fun! I've got a couple projects I'm going to have to start because I promised G.R.T a LONG time ago a sequel to a story of mine. Also I think it was Exxcal that gave me a suggestion for a one shot? I'll have to look back and double check who will get the dedication for it for sure LOL But those will be after this epic tale is done. With that said if anyone has a sugestion for something they want to see from me in the future I'm always open to the thoughts!

For now though I can't ignore the fact that my adorable lil girl climbed onto the couch with Pocahontas in her hands. So I'm of to watch that with her and try and think of some fun things to add in to my epic ending!

Keep the warm cuddelies headed my way!

~Gemi