Riven-TY! So does that mean challenge accepted? LOL

Link- HAHAHAHA Virgo got you again!

Celt- Yeh she really is. I think she has this fun but mean streak in her.

Naomi- YEY for making an account! BUT Loke will have another spot much much later on... ;)

Asuma- LOL Yeh I giggled the whole time typing and my husband laughed with me when I told him what I did. Btw most of the things in my head are so not "appropriate" so no worries ;)

Souring- Yeh like I said no clue wtf happened there LOL Also... BAHAHAHHAHA yur so forgetful! Seriously! :P But got to -good manga DOT net it's listed as chap 345.5 It's one of the newest that have been translated

rls- *tee hee* So glad you enjoyed!

Exxcal- ;) just wait till you read this chapter... It gets better yet!

Groves- TY! Yes Happy had to get something outta it all... Also yes I deff can see him just either busting in and yellin it out or in a fit of rage because of god knows what LOL Also you might make the cut before you visit ans make yur Mom look at you like yur a freak LOL I just say two weeks for my general over all... it's somewhere between a week to two... Then again it would be funny to hear you laughed so hard you freaked some one out again... Hmmm... HAHHAHAHAHAH

Frost- Hear lies what's left of the pieces of Frost... Sadly my fic not only shattered her body from laughter but also her soul itself... WOW don't every one thank me at once! MMUUUHAHAHAHAHHAHH

Melime- TY TY! I'm still giggling thinking about what yur about to read...

G.R.T.- LOL It's comin

kimi-LMFAO I had to toss in some epic fun into this! Just keep holding onto that curiosity!


With no Erza around, Grey and Natsu were able to start all out battles in the guild constantly. Every time they would drag in unsuspecting members including Gajeel. At this rate each one of the costumes he had had been torn and wreaked. The only thing to break up the fights had been Lucy's yelling at Natsu and commanding of Gajeel. Originally she planned on returning at least parts of the costumes but thanks to their state that jewel was long gone.

When one o'clock had come around Gajeel had shown up on stage wearing a very feminine bunny costume similar to the one Lucy had herself. The outfit was complete with white fluffy tail and bunny ears, while he wore a hot pink wig with a bob cut. The 'Hokie Pokie' was the song of choice for him to dance around to.

Two o'clock provided some great entertainment. Dressed in a pale pink tutu complete with white tights and matching pink ballet slippers, he also wore a green wig done in a French braid once again sporting a tiara. This time though the tiara had matching pink fluff that encircled it. Watching Gajeel dancing to 'Tiptoe through the tulips' dressed the way he was brought the guild hall enough laughter they were sure it was shaking.

Three o'clock gave Gajeel the opportunity to become a blue kitty. Lucy was momentarily saddened when she couldn't find Happy but shrugged it off as she took in her victim's appearance. With a long lose white wig held down by blue cat ears, Gajeel glared daggers at everyone. He wore blue high heals, white fishnet stockings that reached just above his knees, a blue speedo with a blue and white stripped cat tail attached, blue paw mittens, and for his chest all he was given was a blue fur bikini top. In his opinion this was the worst one yet. To everyone else in the guild this was the best. Their enjoyment only rose when his song started playing producing "Yankee doodle dandy" causing Gajeel to pretend he was riding a horse.

An hour later produced Lily and Happy once more to the guild. While Lily was hard pressed to contain his laughter at the situation the poor exceed was also tired already. Happy had forced him to take him to every fish market in close proximity and was made to carry everything he bought back to Happy and Natsu's home so that the fish wouldn't spoil. When they arrived they found Lucy and Levi adamantly talking about some book while Natsu and Grey were starting an argument and Gajeel was sulking at the end of the table still dressed as the blue cat.

"AYE! Lucy! He's a cat!" Happy snickered ignoring Gajeel's warning growls.

"Yup! I picked those colors with you in mind!" Lucy laughed with him.

"AYE!"

Levi who couldn't help but giggle anytime her eyes landed on Gajeel tried her hardest to keep back the laughter. However she failed miserably. "Oh Lu-chan…" she said between fits, "Remind me to never make you mad!"

Growling further Gajeel wasn't sure if he should be grateful for the new hour or scared as he made his way to the back to change. Pulling out the newest costume he decided he was sadly grateful. When he walked onto the stage this time he was dressed in a flounder costume. He could easily be mistaken for some form of mascot but at least it wasn't another girly sexy outfit.

"FISH!" Happy exclaimed at the sight of Gajeel on the stage.

His happy cry causing Lucy to comment, "Natsu found that one for you!"

As the music started the 'Chicken Dance' blared from the speaker causing the man on stage to groan as he began dancing. Simultaneously Natsu left his preemptive fight with Grey to jump on the table and dance along to the song. "Come on Happy!" he called.

"AYE!" Happy agreed jumping beside his partner while looking to Lily, "You too slave!"

Hanging his head in utter shame and embarrassment Lily also joined the duo on the table as the guild erupted in laughter once more.

Lucy stood there laughing hysterically at the scene. She had given her camera to Mira a while back so that the woman could have a bit of fun as well taking pictures and video on her behalf while she had Gajeel waiting on their table's every whim. Lucy was surprised however when she was yanked onto the table top thanks to her boyfriend. "No way!" she protested.

"Come on Luce its fun!" he grinned excitedly.

"AYE SIR!"

"I hate to admit it but it is." Lily said solemnly.

Giggling Lucy called out Plue to join them and decided to hell with it as she joined in as well.

As the guild watched not only Gajeel on the stage but the four mages and one tiny spirit dance away it was Elfman that yelled out. "Dancing together is manly!" while he too joined in on the dance prompting several others to laugh around him but join as well.

Romeo also was pulled onto the table by Natsu and Wendy by Lucy. Seeing her ward dancing and laughing merrily Charla shrugged and joined her fellow exceeds and the spirit to dance in front of the four human mages.

Levi laughed and danced her way to the stage joining Gajeel who actually looked to be having some fun amongst the chaos. Gajeel had noticed a tiny Asuka trying to reach the stage and plucked her from the floor letting her join in. For some reason the child found him intriguing, since her parents didn't seem to mind neither did he.

Grey laughed the whole time as he too joined in. Spotting Juvia standing to the side he pulled her over and attempted to teach her the moves to the silly song she was unfamiliar with. It didn't take long for her to catch on and for the first time in a long time the two were laughing together and just having fun without the awkward tension Juvia normally carried.

Eventually the whole of the guild hall including a reluctant Laxus was dancing to the music as Mira made sure to capture every moment of it with Lucy's camera. Eventually she handed the camera off to the master, who had started dancing on the bar top with Cana, so he could put a spell on it to make it float around taking the video. This freed her up to go dancing with her brother, sister, and the Raijinshū. Oh yes these were defiantly things they would be watching for years to come.

This was the scene a very tired Erza walked in on. Twitching slightly at the sight she couldn't help but smile. Ex-quipping into a chicken costume she joined her team standing near Grey and Juvia dancing alongside the table with the people that obviously started this nonsense. Moments like this were what helped the team and guild bond after all.


Pure humor and just for fun! I'm not to talkative today I've come down with a cold :( But I will say I had all these ideas for Gajeel and how to dress him up and I couldn't bypass a chance to do it! LOL

I hope you all enjoyed this as much as me! Keep readin and reviewin!

~Gemi