I'm afraid of cars now. Read below for details.

"But Dean, that is impossible. You must be hallu-"

"I'M NOT GODDAMN HALLUCINATING."

Even Bobby didn't believe him.

Dean shook. His whole body shivered.

The Impala took this as a sign of flirtation. It began to sway seductively back and forth, the tires crunching on the tree bark. Dean threw the cell phone at the windshield. He didn't want that thing any closer. But the device simply bounced off of the car and onto the ground below. Now it was the Impala's turn to shudder.

It knew.

It knew what it needed to do.

It knew what it wanted.

On it's spot halfway up the tree, the car's headlights flashed. Dean began to silently sob, clutching onto the branches.

His baby. His baby was turning on him.

"BABE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!" He screamed.

The Impala revved up its engine and blared Hannah Montana's "See You Again."

Indeed, it was very, very intent on seeing Dean again.

"But Dean," thought the Impala. "We are so compatible. We could crush nations together. We could start an empire. The world would be ours to take. Let us twerk off into the night. You are welcome to stay over at my garage tonight."

Dean blinked. Was... was his car looking at him? He attempted to climb higher, but instead lost his footing on the branches, his boots slipping out from underneath him.

"SON OF A... OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD! SAM! HELP ME!"

Dean's screams were not heard as he collided with the car. The Impala had snagged its prey. Dean continued to yell as his own car mounted him and began to twerk, the tree shaking with each booty shake.

"I'M ALLOWED TO RIDE YOU, BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RIDE ME!"

The Impala grinned inwardly. Miley Cyrus's nasally voice continued to blare over the speakers. This was it. It couldn't help but relax and let the twerking take control. The beat of the music timed perfectly with each new booty shake.

"Oh sweet baby Jesus, this will be good."

I haven't updated in years. Sorry for the wait.

Also, sincere apologizes on the short chapter. Prepare for lengthy twerking episodes in the near future.

Recently, some people have been laughing over this on Instagram. Thanks guys. Glad you enjoy Crowley's yoga pants.

In upcoming chapters:

Bobby will twerk.

And Lucifer and Michael have a twerking showdown.

Dean gets put in spandex.