The Adventures of a Pregnant Teen
Based off the movie Juno Wren gets impregnated by Trunks and they go through the ups and down of life.
~SPRING~
Chichi was in the den sowing an elastic band around the front of Wren's new jeans she just bought for her.
Wren was walking through the hallway people were staring at her the entire time.
Wren was in the lunch line with Thyme and Bra. "You're getting huge baby mama." Bra said rubbing Wren's stomach.
"And I'm getting very hungry, I swear I ate about 3 times last night and my mom made that nasty ass soup." Wren said shivering as she put a burger and Jell-O on her tray.
Thyme and Bra laughed. "Man I wish my boobs would get bigger." Thyme said holding her b-cups.
"I'm telling you know, no you don't I have to rub this coca butter on them so they don't get stretch marks and you should see how scary I look naked." Wren said laughing putting an apple juice on her tray.
Wren Thyme and Bra were sitting outside on the bleaches eating and watching people staring at them. "Why do people keep looking at me?" Wren asked eyeing a group of cheerleaders. "Bra get your cheerleader bitches." She said about to throw her burger at them until Thyme took it from her.
"Well you kind of make a big statement." Thyme said pointing at her belly.
Bra giggled. "Did you know Trunks is going to prom with Tiffany Angelo." Bra said drinking her coffee.
"What, bull shit." Wren said shaking her head. "He said she smelled like a taco bell burrito." She said rolling her eyes.
Thyme laughed. "It does her whole house does, she also has a Chihuahua which makes it all funnier." She said laughing harder. "But it's true I saw them picking out colors." She said patting Wren's shoulder.
"Well he's putting his standard's really low, like he's caption of the football team for goodness sake." Wren said crossing her arms.
"Hey he did have sex with you." Bra said then saw the look on Wren's. "I'm just kidding." She said rolling her eyes.
Wren scowled at the bluenette. "Me and Trunks are best friends, we can do stuff like that." She stood up and walked down the bleachers.
Wren went to Trunks' locker. "Hey Wren." Trunks said eating some Altoids.
"Are you seriously going to prom with Tiffany Angelo?" Wren asked growling and putting her bag down.
Trunks looked at Wren and sighed. "Yeah, I don't get why you're mad you said I should go out with her." Trunks said rolling his eyes.
"I'm not mad." Wren said crossing her arms. "You know I can do that night?" She asked smirking "I could do my toes, I could watch labor videos, or get ran over by a truck holding rape prisoners because that would sound so much awesomer then going to prom with you." Wren said chuckling.
Trunks shook his head. "I don't understand why you're mad I should be mad at you, you took my heart and stepped on it." Trunks said playing with his hair.
"Why because I got bored and had sex with you." Wren said rolling her eyes.
"You weren't bored that day, there was so much on the TV, everyone was at the skate park but no you were like 'let's make out instead' and jumped me." Trunks said closing his locker. "I still have your Bra." Trunks said picking up his book bag.
Wren huffed. "I still have your virginity." She said chuckling.
"Would you shut up about that?" Trunks said sharply.
Wren laughed. "Why are you embarrassed about it?" She asked as her smile went away. "At least you don't have to walk around with your mistake under your hoodie." Wren said then picked up her heavy bag full of books.
"Let me help you." Trunks said about to help.
Wren backed away from him. "What's another 10 pounds." Wren said and was about to walk away. "Have fun taking a fast food restaurant to prom, I hope you have a real bitchen time." Wren said then left.
~LAUNCH AND TIEN'S HOUSE~
Wren went to the door and knocked. But instead of Tien answering the door it was Launch. "Oh hello Wren." Launch said smiling letting the girl in. "I didn't expect you here." She said walking her to the living room.
"Tien told me he wasn't going to be home today but you were and I wanted to hang out with you." Wren said smiling.
Launch nodded her head. "Well I don't think I have as much in common as you do with Tien but I do have these old comics I think you'll like." Launch said as she helped Wren up. "I got them from Japan when I lived there." Launch said handing Wren a comic with a pregnant girl on the front. "The adventures of a pregnant teen: Samurai version." She said laughing.
"Wow, this is a pregnant teenage Samurai." Wren said looking at the cover.
Launch nodded. "She reminded me of you." Launch said smiling.
After an hour of talking the phone rang, Launch went to go check it but she didn't recognize the number so she let it ring. The person Launch didn't know started to talk. "Hey Tien I know what you mean by you don't want this baby but I just want you to know it's an amazing feeling to hold your child in your hand for the first time, but I have to go call me later." The man said then hung up.
Launch and Wren were looking at each other for a few minutes until Tien came in the door. "Hey ladies." Tien said kissing Launch on the head then walking into the kitchen.
Launch stood up and went into the kitchen. "Tien you don't want this baby?" Launch asked looking at the counter.
"What" Tien asked looking at Launch scared out of his mind.
"Check the messages and hear the man say that you don't want the baby." Launch said snapping. "Tell me you don't want this baby!" Launch finally yelled.
"I don't want this baby and I want a divorce!" Tien shouted then was shocked at his own words.
Launch was too shocked to say anything. They both looked at the door as it slammed shut.
Wren was on the main road crying her eyes out in her car. She pulled over and started rubbing her stomach. "Why" She said to herself. Wren wiped away her tears then went to the gas station down the street. "You would have had a happy home." Wren said looking down at her stomach. "Now you just have a mommy." Wren said still rubbing her stomach. Wren started thinking then got a piece of paper and a pen and wrote something on the paper.
Launch was sitting at her table with a bottle of wine in front of her as Tien came downstairs. "I called our lawyer and asked if she could represent both of us in the divorce and she said yes." Tien said sitting in front of Launch.
"Where are you going to stay?" Launch asked looking at him with hate in her eyes.
"I found a loft downtown." Tien said smirking.
Launch chuckled and took a drink. "Aren't you the cool guy?" She said sarcastically. "I really wanted a baby." She said rolling her eyes then the doorbell rang.
Launch and Tien looked at each other then went to go check it. Tien opened the door and looked out to see Wren's car driving off. He then looked down and saw a paper. "Wren left us a report card?" He said sounding confused.
"Give me that." Launch said then turned it over and saw what it said and was shocked.
~WREN'S HOUSE~
Wren walked into the kitchen and got water. "Hey dad." Wren said then sat down in front of her father as he read a magazine.
"Hey Wren." He said smiling at her. "Your mom took Pan to go take the letters she wrote for Gohan and Videl to the mail office." Goku said smiling.
Wren nodded her head. "Dad can people stay in love forever?" She asked looking at her dad's weird face.
"I don't approve of you dating at this fragile stage." Goku said shaking his head.
Wren laughed. "No not me." Wren said smiling.
"Well yeah they can, I mean look at your mom and me." Goku said smiling. "You know you've found that person when you can't breathe when you see them or your heart starts to race or your stomach turns sometimes all three." Goku said putting the magazine back to his face.
Wren smiled. "I think I found that person." Wren said about to leave.
"Of course me." Goku said laughing.
Wren rolled her eyes smiling at her dad. "Always and forever." Wren said then left again.
Wren got in the car to go get Thyme and Bra.
As they ran from in front of Bra's house Thyme yelled out "Altoid-aholic" then hopped in the front seat.
~MORNING~
Trunks was going out to train with his team mates at the school this morning when he looked down at his feet to make sure his shoes were tied when he say, written in chalk, it said 'Check the mail' Trunks did as the chalk said an a whole bunch of Altoids came rushing out.
As Trunks was running around the track he saw Wren walk up to the field. "Hey" He said walking up to her.
"Hey" She said back.
"Did you put a whole bunch of Altoids in my mail box?" Trunks asked smiling.
Wren nodded. "You can't have enough of your favorite breath mints." Wren said smiling. "And I wanted to say sorry for being a total bitch the other day." She said putting her hand on her stomach and looking down.
"It's okay." Trunks said looking away from Wren.
Wren shook her head. "No it's not I should be nicer to you because you're the only one whose looks at me in my face and whenever I'm near you the baby starts kicking super hard." Wren said looking up into his big blue eyes.
"Really" Trunks asked looking at Wren again. Wren grabbed his hand and put it on her stomach. "Awesome" Trunks said smiling.
"I think it's because my hearts starts beating really fast whenever I see you. Trunks looked into Wren's eyes. "I'm in love you dude." Wren said blushing and looking down.
Trunks lifted Wren's head up by her chin and kissed her.
Bra saw Wren and Trunks kissing. "You can cause early labor kissing like that." Bra said smirking as Wren flipped her off. Jonny and Ricky started to cheer Trunks on.
"I'm in love with you too." Trunks said leaning his forehead against hers.
A week later Wren was watching cartoon on the couch eating crackers when she felt water between her pants. "Mom, dad either I just peed my pants or…" Wren didn't finish her sentence because Chichi was already getting her up yelling orders to Goku.
Wren, Thyme and Bra were the hospital playing with the stuff in the room. "Guys stop playing with that it's not a toy." Chichi said taking the little shower caps away from them.
"Come on Chichi lighten up, let's have fun." Bra said putting her arm around the shorter women's neck.
"Fuck!" Wren said loudly. "I'm in so much damn pain!" Wren said sitting in the wheelchair.
"Well you are about to push a person out of your berthing hole." Thyme said laughing. Wren scowled at her. "Where's Trunks?" Thyme asked looking at the little pantry in the room.
"He has a football game and I didn't want to get him worried." Wren said then screamed.
Chichi looked out the door then grabbed a nurse. "Can we get my daughter the spinal tap shit?" She asked then the lady walked away nodding.
An hour later Wren was pushing the baby having a million thoughts go through her head and just as she had the last thought go out she saw him and he was beautiful.
Launch was looking in front of the new born baby area. The nurse saw her then walked to the door. "Would you like to see your son?" She asked smiling.
"I have a son." Launch said then walked into the room. The nurse handed her the baby then walked away. Chichi came to the door and looked at Launch. "How do I look?" Launch asked looking at Chichi.
"Scared as hell." Chichi said smiling.
Launch smiled and looked down at her son.
Wren was lying in bed while her dad was rubbing her hair. "One day it will be your turn and I'll still be right hear rubbing your hair." He said kissing her head then turned when he heard a knock on the door.
"Nice cleats." Wren said smirking.
Goku got up and looked at Trunks and nodded at him. Trunks went over to Wren and lay down with her. The first time in forever did she actually cry for joy. "Hey" Trunks said kissing Wren's neck.
"Hi" She said wiping her eyes.
Wren and Trunks didn't want to go see the baby, he was always hers.
A/N: Well not my best chapter but the last one will be much shorter.