THE TITAN CAME.
Eren's eyes grew very wide. He was scared and didnt know what to do because THE TITAN WAS BIG.
"omfg we gotta defeat the titanz" EREN SCREMS
"yeah they are big" SAYS MIKASA LOUDLY
they didnt know what they were going to do SUDDENLY THE TITAN LEAPS OVER THE WALL
"YOLO" booms the titan as HE BEGINS TO EAT THE ENTIRE TOWN
LAUGHTER IS IN THE BACKGROUND. who could be laughing at a time of afate and despair
it was ARMIN
"armin how can u be laughing at a time like this?" eran dominates
"that titan aint got no swag" ARMIN SAYS WhILE BATTING HIS EYELASHES
suddenly as THE TITAN leans towards armin to eat him for laughing at his swag THEY HEAR GALLOPPING it is none other than the sexy levi riding on a pink pony.
"screw ThE TITEZ WE ARE GONNA PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY" says the pink pony
THE PONY WAS PINKIE PIE. all of their mouths dropped open including THE TITAN because ponies cant talk and this is unrealistic BUT IT WAS HAPPENING
"THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND" SAYZ LEVI we will defeat THE TITAN with the magic of partying
levi hops off the pinkie pie and they kiss on the mouth
Eren's eyebrows start to wiggle but little did they know tht the pink pony was pregnant (levi knew) BUT IT WASNT LEVIS BECAUSE LEVV USED A CONDOM it was mikasa's
Great timing because pinkie pie went into labor. she laid on her back and the baby shot straight out and it flew right into THE TITITANS mouth THE TITAN chewed and swalloed
loud screaming occurs rainbow dash flies to hear all the commotion
"iit ate my bbz" pinkie pie says
"UNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEPPP PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE" rainbow dash says and flies off cuz this isnt even her problem
"THE TITAN ATE OUR BABY" LEVI STEPS IN MAJESTICALLY, his short beautiful hair blowing in the wind armin faints becuz he is sexy
THE TITAN glares at levi and eren hands levi a broom
"take this" says eren "its dangerous to go alone"
SO LEVI TAKES THE BROOM AND CHARGES TOWRDS THE TITAN
and then he stabs the titan
"MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEzZzZ :o)" YELLS LEVI AS THE BROOM HANDLE GOES INTO HIS STOMACHS the baby comes FLYING out of the titanz butt and pinkie pie rushes to catch it but the baby goes flying off miles away
"smh i cant even believe this happened" sayz mikasa
THE TITAN wasnt ded but he was tired so he got into his caddilac with spinning rims and the sound of lil wayne blaring from the car speakers became more and more distant as THE TITAN DROVE OFF
they all went to the cabin and te 50million pattatos where they celebrated but THE TTITAN will be return soon maybe a different one the world will never know