Chapter 2 is now up after edits! Made minor and major changes, but hopefully it's now easier to read! Enjoy
And as usual, fight with your Dying Will!
Warnings: Fangirling. And that's always a warning.
Disclaimer: Akira Amano owns it. And I do not think getting sued for copying her work is a good idea.
Heads-up:
In Japan, people normally address other people by saying their first name. Like how we do in America by addressing people by their last name (if their older; us teens usually call each other by our first name or their nicknames or call them bitches. Totally normal btw.).
So, instead of calling Tsuna 'Tsunayoshi Sawada', it would be 'Sawada Tsunayoshi. Or in Hibari's case, 'Hibari Kyouya'.
Get where I'm going? Good.
Basically the last name is the first name in Japan. Such strange creatures...
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Last time on Pokémon.
Ash had his first gym badge and gained a new friend. What will await them ahead on their next destination?
Now back to my story!
"WHAT?" Jennifer yelled, forcing me to cover my ears.
"Ouch! I said that I wished that we could go into the world of KHR!" I mumbled, rubbing my ears gently. Who knew a girl could scream so loud. *Insert pervy pun here*
"Nancy!" She sighed in frustration, starting to pace back and forth on the sidewalk. We weren't that far from Clase Hotel, but it was just far enough to keep us out of the public's eye. It's a good thing, too, or else Jennifer would've start flipping people like a mini Donkey-Kong.
"Well, you know that guy, Dino-nii?" Jennifer nodded, listening intently.
"Well," I rubbed behind my head and readied my ears, "He's Dino Chiavarone, a character from the KHR world."
"WHAT?"
Ah, there it goes. Thank god I covered my ears.
"Damn it, Nancy! You don't wish for the impossible! We're in the KHR world right now! Meaning," She gasp, "Shit! Our home is about half-way around the world!" She started to mumble curse after curse, "If only I didn't follow you home to help you with your homework."
I pouted, 'You were the one that said you wanted to!'
"Damn it, byon! I could've taken him on if his stupid friends didn't get in the way!" A voice cursed, hidden behind a corner. Damn you corner for blocking our sight of the mysterious voice! Jennifer took this as a warning and pulled me in an empty alley way, hoping that the owner of the voice won't notice us.
Suddenly, two teens came into view and my eyes widened in surprise.
"Oh, my god!" I gasped, running out of the alley. "It's freaking KEN!" At once, I jumped on him and proceeded to hug the living daylights out of the person, all the while he struggled and cursed in Italian.
"Sorry, I think she had too much Mountain Dew." Jennifer sighed, walking smoothly out of the alley and started to pull me off of Ken.
I made a weird pterodactyl noise at her, "NO! LET ME SEIZE THE MOMENT! CARPE DIEM. CARPE DIEM."
"What the hell! Get off me, you stupid fangirl!" He yelled, his first time being attacked by a girl. Much more, a fangirl.
"Mou~! Don't be so cold!" I pouted, wrapping my arms around his neck in a death-grip, "Didn't Mukuro ever taught you to be nice to girls?"
I paused.
...
Wait, did I just...?
'Fuck, I'm so freakin' stupid!' I cursed, slightly shaking as Ken's eyes narrowed at me. In the background, I can hear Jennifer face-palm.
How I can hear people face-palming will forever more be a mystery.
"Hey, how do you know about Mukuro-sama?" Ken quietly asked, a frown forming as his hands reached his channel teeth. I got off of him and putted on a blank expression.
I turned to the side, looking up at the sky with a grin, "I want to fly now."
"What the hell?" They yelled, including Jennifer. Ken growled lowly, taking one teeth channel out, intent on attacking me. However, a mist appeared and a tall man with a pineapple-style blue hair appeared, successfully stopping the blonde from attacking.
"Kufufufu~ What do we have here?" He smiled, his eyes lit with mischief.
"Wao." I smirked. So, the pineapple lord has finally appeared. It was about time, too! Considering I wished to met him and everyone else before the battle.
Slightly bowing, I introduce myself, "The name's Nancy, and over there is Jennifer. It's nice to finally met you, Mukuro."
"Oya, oya," His interest piqued, "How do you know my name? It's not everyday a little girl like you know a person like me." Mukuro's eyes sharpened, "Unless you're involved with that blasted mafia."
I glanced over at Jennifer, slightly biting my lips. Okay, so Mukuro was still a cold, heartless bastard. But still, he's sexy. And I planned on slapping everyone's asses this chapter.
"I have my ways of knowing many things, Mukurocchi."
The pineapple lord's red eye twitched at the nickname, but pushed it aside, "Kufufu, you could be useful. Why don't you do me a favor and touch this trident of mine?"
'That's kinda pervy, Mukurocchi,' I playfully smiled.
"Sorry, but I don't go with strangers who uses the 6 paths of hell." I said, earning a shock from Mukuro and the others. Jennifer lightly giggled in the back, trying her best to contain her laughter.
"It seems like you know more then you should know." He glowered. I pouted at him, my eyes narrowing down to a small glare. Mukuro raised an eyebrow, "What?"
"You forgot to say 'kufufu', stupid!" I mocked, sticking my tongue out at him. He blinked. Then blinked again.
...
"K-kufufu?"
"Pfft," Jennifer and I couldn't stop ourselves from the onslaught of laughter. The once quiet sidewalk was now filled with our laughter as we clutch our stomachs and snort like pigs. Mukuro and his gang sweat-dropped, now wishing they had never noticed me.
After we calmed down from being a pig and laughing to much, we attached ourselves onto Mukuro and forced him to take us with him. He growled, clearly displeased that we had become closer to him, but he didn't say no. After all, he did plan on keeping me as his slave.
However, he began to regret it as I started to rant and wail about how keeping me a slave was not gonna work unless he let me smack his butt. I promised him that if it's once a day, I would do whatever he wished.
"I swear it's a good deal." I stated blankly, looking up at Mukuro. He shrugged, deciding on ignoring me until I shut up. Damn it, I'm talking here! My eyes narrowed and I decided to look back at Jennifer, who was happily chatting with Ken and Chikusa. My eyes glistened as I saw that she and Ken chatted with each other more.
"Kufufu, I know what you're thinking." Mukuro chuckled, looking both at the happily chatting couple- I mean, Jennifer and Ken, "I think she might have a chance. He doesn't get along with a lot of people." I nodded and looked up at Mukuro. Then I sighed.
"Shrink alittle, yeah? You're so damn tall you remind me of Dino-nii's place." I growled. Just wait until I become Nancezilla!
Jennifer suddenly hissed, giving the image of a cat whose hair was standing up, "That bastard..."
"Ah, you mean the Bucking Bronco?" He asked, "Kufufu, I should take your body right, now. Your information is very unique." I stood there, in shock. Then I ran over to Jennifer, pointing dramatically at Mukuro.
"H-He's gonna rape me!" I faked cried, hoping it would work. Jennifer sent a menacing glare towards Mukuro.
"Haha, I'm kidding!" I joked, "But no." My voice dropped and I decided to move along. In the back, Mukuro wondered what the hell did he do to be in this predicament. Vendicare he can handle, but a fangirl?
Hell no.
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"Wao, this could seriously be on MTV's Extreme Home Makeover," I muttered, glancing around the building. It was just like in the anime, and I really kinda wish it wasn't. The ground looked like it was made out of dust, leaving everyone's footprints on the ground, and the door's look like they'll fall off at any given moment. The windows were worst; the once tall and beautiful glistening windows was now a smoky gray with broken pieces hanging on around the edges. I flipped towards Ken, who simple snarled and looked away.
"I-it's better than nothing, byon," He muttered, his eyes seemingly to focus on another building. I turned to face Jennifer.
"We should clean it up a bit, y'know." Jennifer nodded.
"I agree. Maybe we could get a job and get some money..."
Meanwhile, Mukuro paid no attention to us and walked forward. He seemed content on ignoring me, that dick.
"Mukurocchi, where are we going to sleep?" I asked cutely. The gang sweat-dropped.
"Mukurocchi?" Everyone copied, slightly confused. I smirked. I love giving them weird nicknames.
Mukuro sighed, "Sleep wherever you want, and don't call me Mukurocchi."
"No."
He sighed again, idly thinking about how 'using' me is the only reason why he kept me around. It wasn't like this was the first time he found girls to be annoying. When undergoing experimentation, there was one female doctor who was, in his opinion, was more annoying than hell itself. She was clumsy and was very weak; she didn't have it in her to see Mukuro's transformation, much less do his daily 'check-up'. Not to mention, she fainted immediately once he personally exterminated the Estraneo familigia. His lips twitched at the memory of her.
I eyed Mukuro suspiciously before I glanced back at Jennifer, who was happily chatting away with Ken. It seemed like the two had begun to like each other, and I thought happily that Jennifer deserved this. She's been in plenty of relationships where the guy was mean and often 'used' her. I blanched. Cheating guys are the worst! What's the point of cheating on the person you're in a relationship with if you signed up for it? Relationships shouldn't be addressed as a contract, finding loopholes and such, relationships should be where two people are happy with each other and desire to be more than just 'friends'.
I sighed. The only boy I can imagine having a genuine relationship with is Tsuna. He's so cute and shy, it's hard to believe he would do something such as cheating. Biting my lips, I tried to imagine him cheating on Kyoko with Haru, but I couldn't see it happening. Yup, Tsuna's too moe~ moe~ for that kind of stuff.
"So, where do you think you should find a job?" Chikusa asked, breaking the silence. Oh shit, was he watching me? Hopefully not. Alright, play it cool, girl. Play it cool.
I looked at him and shrugged. "I don't know. The only things that I'm good at is drawing and a bit of cooking. I like to play the piano but I can't practice. I sorta clean things faster than some females, but that's it." I shrugged, "I'm just a simple girl, really. If you count out my random and perverted character."
"Hmm..." Chikusa thought for a moment, eyeing me up and down. "I guess you are..."
I looked at him, too. His blue hair hidden underneath that hat. The glasses shielding his deep blue eyes. The bar-code on his left cheek. He's tall, too, and honestly I wouldn't mind seeing more of him. I don't know much about Chikusa much since he wasn't one of the main characters, but he was still important atleast. After all, who could ever be more fit to be Gokudera's opponent than him?
Not to mention he's kinda hot, too...
People's asses I need to slap: Mukuro, Tsuna and Chikusa.
"Kya~! So many asses to slap today," I squealed. I flipped my gaze over everyone, "You didn't hear a thing."
"Kufufufu~ I did."
"Mukurocchi... you're an exception cause you're a pineapple and pineapples taste good."
"Kufufufu~"
Chikusa stared at me for a bit. Did he read my mind? Hope not. Uh-uh-uh.
"Hey, I got to go."
"Where you going?" Jennifer asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Take a look around town. See if they have an open job or something."
"But it's dangerous going alone. I'll come with you."
"No, it's ok." I smiled reassuringly. "I'll be fine by myself. You can stay here and think about some things." I walked back to the gate and waved.
"I'll see ya' in a bit!" I said and left. Jennifer sighed and walked back to the hideout.
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I walked down the sidewalk, amazed by how the templates on the walls were formed into words I could understand. Is this what it feels like to read and write in a different language, understanding and abit awed? I grinned, this is great! Now I can start reading Japanese yaoi without having to translate them. I snickered.
"God, this is totally awesome to the-"
"EXTREME!"
"Hieeeeek!" I screamed, covering my ears from the shockingly loud voice. The sound of feet pounding on the cement ground made me notice the tall male heading my way.
"I'm EXTREMELY sorry! I'm just jogging in the afternoon for some EXTREME practice! I did mean to scare you!" He said. Oh. My. Fucking. God. I would love to slap his ass.
"It's OK," I said, smiling reassuringly.
Ryohei pumped his fist to the air, "EXTREME SMILE!" He yelled.
"Eh?"
Ryohei just shrugged. "So, what are you doing here? Are you taking an EXTREME walk?"
I smiled at Ryohei and he smiled back. He really is a brother. "Not really. Taking a bit of quietness once in a while should do me good, it relaxes me."
The silver-haired brother looked confused. "EXTREMELY explain!" He yelled out again. I covered my ears, earning an 'extremely sorry' from him.
"When you extremely calm down, you can connect your body, mind, and soul. Even though you can't see it, it can extremely make you feel more...," I paused, "Extremely calm." I looked at Ryohei, he showed a face that is mixed with understanding it, but not too much.
I sighed, "For example, close your eyes and breath slowly." Ryohei nodded and closed his eyes, and took slow breaths.
"I EXT-"
"Say it in your mind. Think. But don't talk." Ryohei nodded again, probably screaming 'EXTREME's in his head over and over again.
Hesitantly, I putted my hand on his chest to feel his heart beat. Ryohei stiffed a bit but relaxed. I saw his heart was going a bit slower, a more rhythmical beat. I looked up at Ryohei's face and saw that the previous tensed look had passed and became relaxed.
"Open your eyes but don't say a word." I said.
Ryohei opened his eye's and didn't say a word. He looked at me with a soft smile. Wow, that was really cute!
"Do you extremely understand now?"
"Extremely!" He said almost softly, and he still had that soft smile on his face. I smiled back.
"Now, how about a challenge?" I asked. Ryohei pumped his fist in the air, his eye's filled with passion.
"EXTREME!" He yelled a bit louder, not too loud, but it sorta ringed in my ears.
"Ok, how about... You run now till morning without saying EXTREME too loudly?"
Ryohei thought for a moment and nodded. "Extreme challenge! I accept!" He smiled and ran fast past me. Running faster than any anime character I know. I giggled.
Wait. Did I just giggled? Shit, I'm starting to lose my tomboyish. I need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT.
I sighed. Going in this world is turning me even more girlish, but I bet I would still would wear a boy's uniform if I go to school. Hell, I wore pants more than anything! The teachers would always ask why I'm not wearing the school's female uniform and I would usually stay quiet or hissed back at them with my sass.
"Great. New life, new school, new troubles, huh?" I looked up at the sky and walked forward. "Maybe I should ask someone where the middle school is..."
"Ahhh! No-wait!"
Clash!
A loud scream behind the corner, shitty corner, had caused me to be alarmed. My protective instincts kicked in as I ran toward the corner, but stopped in my tracks as I stared at the tall male.
"I'll bite you to death for disturbing the peace of Namimori." The prefect coldly stated, before sending the poor idiot against the wall with his tonfa. Dramatic music please, cause here comes Hibari Kyouya!
He turned around and saw me.
"..."
"...," My lips formed a straight line as I felt the air become awkward. "Uh, hey, Hibarocchi."
Hibari's eye twitched and glared at me. I wasn't really affectd by the glare, since Jennifer's glares are the worst. Especially when she's having B.F. God, she's worst than any other girls during their 'bitch fit'. Trust me, you don't want to be near that girl within a 5 kilometer radius.
Trust me. I know from experience. *shudders*
"What's with the glare?" I pouted childishly, "I'm your little sister and this is how you treat me?"
He hissed at me, "You're not my younger sibling. I would've remembered having a weak herbivore in my family."
I death-glared at him, which he kindly glared at me back. Considering we were both stubborn as hell, the glaring contest went on for a few more seconds.
Yay! Glaring contests are so fun!
Not.
I sighed, giving up seeing as how this is not going anywhere, "Well then, Hibarocchi, I was wondering if you can help me enroll into school, so..."
Hibari stopped his glaring and walked in a direction.
"I guess you're showing me then..."
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I walked away from the school yard, my lips tugging into a frown. Staring at the bag of supplies I got from Hibari, my frown deepened. I was obviously not happy with the female uniform, and Hibari strictly stated that if I don't wear my uniform correctly on the first day of school, I would be bitten to death.
How cute.
Sighing into the evening, I decided to wonder around the area. I was still extremely amazed by how the Kanji that looked weird has now form into words I understood. Reading each plate on the wall, my eyes widened at the familiar 'Sawada' plate. I squealed.
It's about damn time I meet that Tsu-moe!
Ladies and gentlemen, let me give you the final, exclusive act of officially slapping Tsuna's moe~ moe~ ass!
And so, I putted the bag of uniforms and other stuff on the ground, I secretly enter the house. Until I heard a click sound.
"Ciaossu, who are you and explain, before I shoot you," said a tiny voice.
I grinned, almost squealing in delight as I hear Reborn shifting behind me. I turned around slowly, nearly bursting with excitement when the barrel of a green gun pointed at my forehead. Reborn has now been added to my ass-slapping list.
"Aww~ How cute!" I giggled, letting some of my excitement pour into my face. I can't believe I'm finally meeting Reborn.
Reborn looked up at me, checking to see any other emotions I had in my face. But couldn't find any other than happiness and adoration. Reborn sighed, the gun shifting back to it's chameleon form. I grinned. So, the hitman can read minds only by looking at their faces, huh? Fufufu~
"Who are you?" He asked again.
"I'm Sky!" I smiled. Reborn looked at me weirdly. "Just kidding! My name is Nancy! But I always wanted to be Sky."
"Why?"
"Well," I thought for a moment, personally, I like 'Sky' because Tsuna had the Sky ring, but other than that, it sounded really cute. "I like it cause the sky changes colors."
Reborn arched an eyebrow. "What?"
"Well, the sky is always blue, orange, purple and stuff! It can change it's color when the sun goes down. And the sky is so wide! It stretches to the ends of the Earth! Like as if it watches over us and keeps us together!" I sounded like my science teacher, she would always take things to a place where we can't even understand a bit of it.
But nevertheless, Reborn sorta understands. I guess. I can't tell. All he did was nod.
"Well, I got to go now. I'll see you later." I said, and ran away, grabbing my stuff and heading towards the hideout.
It was when I was at the gates of the hideout that I forgot to molest Tsuna.
Damn it.
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Jennifer and I had polar-opposite expressions. She was happy and I was disgusted.
"Aw~ this is so cute!" Jennifer exclaimed, twirling around in her uniform.
"Gah, I hate it! Why do girls wear skirts?!" I growled, trying to pull down my short skirt. It wasn't too short, but I bet it'll flip up if a wind blows. I decided to just leave the skirt alone. My shirt was untucked and my vest covered my the white shirt till it reached down to my skirt. My ribbon was messily made, unlike Jennifer's, who looked orderly and nice. Tch.
"Kufufu~ Namimori Middle school," Mukuro mumbled, "You should be careful, I heard a certain skylark bites people to death if there late for class." He smirked.
I sighed, "Well, whatever, let's go." I grabbed Jennifer and my book bag, and ran out of the hideout saying our goodbyes.
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"Herbivore, why are you crowding around?" Hibari snarled at me and Jennifer. Jennifer looked at him weirdly, and then looked at me.
"Hibarocchi!" I yelled, jumping on him with eye's full of tears. Everyone stared at us in shock, even Jennifer.
"Get off me, or I'll bite you to death!" He growled, trying to actually pull me off.
I pouted. "Is that how you treat your sweet little sister like that?" I yelled, and stomped off. Everyone sweat-dropped but ran away the second they saw Hibari's glare. Jennifer stood there, watching the scene then sighed.
"Let me guess... she started calling you 'Hibarocchi' and decided that she's your younger sister?" She said.
"Hn." Jennifer took that as a yes, so she sighed again and head to the school.
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Jennifer and I were in the principle's office, getting our stuff from him. He talked about how the school is safe and fun and that we should enjoy our time here. He warned about Hibari, but I threw it to the side when I told him I was his sister. He nearly shat his pants when I said that, but relaxed when Jennifer smacked me up-side the head. When we finally got our schedules, he told me to go to class D-1 and Jennifer to C-2.
"Damn, we're in different classes..." I growled. Why must I be friends with someone who's one grade ahead of me! We'll hardly see each other. And that sucks because I won't be able to make fun of her!
"Well, it can't be helped. Nancy, be a good girl and try not to daydream again." She sighed and left in another direction.
I looked down the corridors. A-1, B-1, C-1, and...
"Ah! Found it~! Class D-1!" I said, knocking on the door. When the teacher said, 'come in.' I giggled at the perverted thought. How inviting of you, sensei. Hey, I can't help it.
I am, after all, one hell of a fangirl.
I opened the door and revealed myself, walking near the teacher's desk. The students looked at me, up and down, then started talking. "Eh-em, this is our new student, Clemens Nancy." The teacher said, writing my name on the board.
I made a small bow, "Nice to meet you, my name is Hibari Nancy." I smirked, earning a shock from everyone, including the teacher. Oh, how I love to manipulate people...
The teacher glared at me. "No, it is not Hibari Nancy. I, a proud college graduate from Tokyo, is smarter than your tricks." I death glared at him, the same one as Hibari's. And let me tell you this, it actually worked! The teacher shrank back a bit and erased 'Clemens' and putted 'Hibari' on the board.
I smirked evilly when I heard the other students gulped. "O-okay then, Miss Hibari. Please sit next to S-Sawada Tsunayoshi. Sawada, please r-raise your hand." He stuttered. I looked for a certain brunette. Ah. Found you, you little moe~ moe~. But why do I have this weird feeling someone is glaring at me? I looked at the students on the first row and noticed a certain green-eyed, silver hair boy glaring at me.
I smirked at him, but then smiled. "Hi," I said quietly, though Gokudera glared even more, despite the small light blush. I shrugged and sat in the empty seat next to Tsuna. I looked at him. He was shivering and fear was written in his eyes. Tsuna really is too moe~ moe~!
I brought out my notebook and turned to an empty page. "This day can't get any better..." I said softly, but loud enough for Tsuna to hear. The Vongola Boss didn't understand, but didn't ask me about it. Now for the ongoing boring class...
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Ring~!
"Finally!" I stretched out, hissing out a noise. My legs always feel heavy if I sit still for to long. And my butt. But that's for another debate, readers.
"Nancy~!" Yelled a voice. Clearly, it was Jennifer. We have been separated for too long! Now, let me proceed to express my joy by continuously cuddling you to death.
"Jennifer~!"
BAM!
Bursting out of the classroom, I smashed into Jennifer's forehead.
"Ouch! Watch where you're running!" She growled, rubbing her aching forehead.
"Whoopsies~!" I said with a silly smile. But I felt stares again, this time it was from the whole class. But everyone looked away by the time I looked at them.
"Well, let's go eat. I heard the rooftop is a pretty nice place," Jennifer said. I disagreed.
"Why, not?" She asked. Although I do like eating my lunch at the the roof top, but I would rather eat in-
"The Reception room is much better! It has a certain brother of mine whom I want to stuff chocolate in his face," I said plainly. Jennifer grinned.
"Alrighty then, but I'm not gonna be bitten to death by that carnivore demon." Nice nickname. I might use it next time.
Everyone stiffen at what we just said. "Hiiiee! You'll sign your death certificate if you go there!" Tsuna shrieked. I looked at him and petted his head.
Pat.
...
Pat. Pat.
"Ano... what are you doing, Hibari-san?" asked Tsuna. I looked at him. He was almost the same height as me, but a bit taller.
I smiled, "'Cause you're cute!" Tsuna blushed a deep red, while everyone in class widened their eyes.
"Eh!? But how is Dame-Tsu-"
"Finish that sentence, and I'll finish your life," I growled. Everyone became silent but Jennifer whistled.
"Heh, that's what you get!" Jennifer laughed, "Nancy's gotten everyone tied around her finger, huh?" I pouted at her, petting Tsuna like as if he was an adorable little puppy. It's not like he rejected my hand, although he did feel alittle awkward.
It wasn't until someone slapped my hand away from Tsuna's head that I finally took notice of my surroundings.
Dark brown meet green eyes as I stared at the irritated look on Gokudera's face. "Don't be so touchy-feely with Juudaime!" He growled. I blinked at him.
Blink.
"Oi..."
Blink. Blink.
I stared at him for a moment, then I petted him, too. "Hehe, so many soft-haired people!" I grinned, making Gokudera blush darkly. Jennifer giggled, she knows my weirdness has no limits. He was about to retort when suddenly the door opened and a dark aura crossed the room.
"Herbivore, you're all too noisy-"
"HIBAROCHHI!" I glomped him! Yes! Finally! And because he didn't see this one coming, we both fell to the ground. Everyone was shocked. Never in their life would they see that the dangerous Hibari Kyoya have his little sister jump onto him, much less have one. What's gonna happen next? Hibari petting her and saying, "I missed you, too."? Well then, it might just be the end of the world...
Hibari glared at me and tried to grab his tonfa and whack it at me but couldn't since I was hugging him too hard. I jumped off of him and dodged a tonfa blow, which made Hibari smirked. "Wao... you might be an interesting herbivore..." He smirked.
"Eh? Really? Even though I-really-wanna-smash-chocolate-cake-in-your-face?" I said real quick. But damn, Hibari heard it.
"Repeat that."
"I said something about chocolate cake... I wanna eat some..."
"Now? You'll grow fat herbivore."
"So? Herbivores like me love chocolate more than carnivores wanting more power." Now that sorta struck an interest. Guess I was right about how carnivores want more power.
"Hn. You're quite interesting," Hibari narrowed his eyes and hid his tonfas, "I expect you to be at the roof top tomorrow." That's it. The battle is on.
Nancy vs. Hibari...
"I don't know how to fight, though..." I said.
"Ehhhhh!?" the class frowned at me. Yup, I just signed my death certificate. But truthfully it doesn't bother me to much. Hibari simply glared at me before vanishing down the halls. Just when I was about to close the door, a soft pat of steps caught my attention.
"Extreme practicing!" Ah. He's back!
"RYOHEI!" I screamed in joy, catching his attention. He happily ran up to me, drawing the attention to us.
He eased up his speed and whispered in my ear, earning a shock from every one in the room. They thought the day where Ryohei could actually whisper without screaming EXTREME was out of this world...
Maybe I really did break the universe in some way. All well. *shrugs*
I laughed after hearing his explanation, "Ok, ok... you manage to do my challenge and you want a reward?"
Ryohei nodded. Another shocker. I think Gokudera and Tsuna are lost right now.
Ryohei whispered what want he wanted and my eye twitched. "I-I'm only doing this because you did it correctly and you're extremely fun." I said, then kissed his cheek softly.
SHOCK!
Stares. Stares. All on me... Not a big fan of it, too. I think I shouldn't have done that...
Ryohei stood there for a minute then took a deep breath, "EXTREME!" He yelled, even a tornado is putted to shame.
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Everyone in the school must heard it. I guess that's why there holding their ears softly. Oh boy...
"Damn it..." I held my ears. They were still ringing. Ouch...
"Nancy, what was that stupid challenge anyway?" Jennifer asked, irritated that her ears were hurt, too.
"What?" My ears are still ringing.
"I said, what was the challenge?" She raised her voice louder.
"Oh, It was to not say EXTREME too loudly." I replied.
"What?"
"I said, It was to NOT say EXTREME too loudly!" I repeated louder.
She stared at me then face palmed. What a wonderful day to start the school. Which reminds me, whatever happened to the teacher?
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"Finally!" I purred, stretching again in my seat. I walked out of the class room and outside to meet Jennifer at the gate. I was about to meet up with until two students walked up to me, a creepy smile etching on their faces.
"Hey, you're that new kid, right?" Said the boy.
The girl nodded, "So? So? Are you dating Sasagawa?" I looked at her and glared, making both of them shiver.
"No. I don't like boys...," I said simply. They was about to ask why until Jennifer shoved a book in my face. When did she get here? And what the hell?
"Ouch! What was that for?" I growled. But Jennifer pointed at the book.
"Huh?" I read the cover, 'Italian Mafia Families: A Guide Through History'.
I think I'm gonna be in heaven when I read this.
"FLIP A PINEAPPLE, I FREAKING LOVE YOU!" My eyes gleamed, clutching the book close to my thumping chest. I grinned wide, flipping through the pages. The two students simply raised an eyebrow, before looking at each other and shrugging, deciding that maybe now would be a good time to leave.
Jennifer pulled me close (Oh-la-la~) and whispered in my ear. I nodded, "Sure, I don't mind."
"Are you sure? I don't want to leave you alone."
"I'll be fine," I grabbed Tsuna, who was standing near-by and looked at me in confusion, "I'm going to this guys house instead!"
"WHAT?" yelled Tsuna, Gokudera, and Jennifer. They looked at each other then turned attention to me.
"Why?"
"Cause..."
"Cause?"
I gave them a blank look, my face turning to that of Nougami Neuro (A/N: Look it up.) "I don't know."
Bonk!
"You should at least know the reasons! And NO WAY am I allowing you to go to a boy's house!" Jennifer hissed, continuing to rant, "And besides, he doesn't even know you!"
I grinned, "It's fine! Besides, Juudaimoe will totally get to know me soon enough!" Cause then maybe I'll finally slap his ass.
The other two stared at me. Tsuna was shocked. Gokudera glared. And Yamamoto was at baseball practice... which I defiantly need to see...
Gokudera snarled, "What the hell did you say?"
"What? I hear you call him Juudaimoe lots of times!" I pouted. Jennifer sighed. She knew the reason.
Tsuna sighed in relief. He thought for a second that I knew he was Vongola Tenth. Too bad, Jennifer and I already know, you adorable Juudaimoe.
"Ciaossu!" Said a tiny voice behind us. We both looked up to see Reborn in a potted tree outfit. Truly amazing. I wonder, if I had a curse like Reborn, I'll be able to disguise myself, too...
"Reborn!" Yelled Tsuna. Reborn kicked Tsuna's head and landed on my shoulder peacefully.
"So, you're name's Reborn, cutie?" I asked, remembering yesterday where I met Reborn in front of Tsuna's house.
Reborn nodded. "Yes, but it seems like you already know that. Tell me, what is you're full name?"
"Nancy. Hibari Nancy."
"Hibari? You're not really Hibari's little sister are you?"
"..."
"...You're too smart for a 5 year old..."
Reborn smirked.
"Eh? So, you're not really Hibari-san's little sister? But in class...!" Tsuna couldn't believe it. I lied. I'm a liar. Hehehehe~
"Well, I can't help it! I just love munipulating people cause it's so easy!" Gokudera was about to reply with a snarky comment, but I beat him to it, "And I don't use it often, unless I'm deadly serious."
Jennifer shivered, remembering the one time I had been serious enough to manipulate someone. It was when one of her ex's had cheated on her, and let's just say he's probably still alive on that love hotel bed I chained him to.
Probably.
Reborn saw Jennifer's shiver. "What happened?" He asked. Jennifer's lips formed a straight line.
"Well, long story short, Nancy locked my ex in a love hotel. Who, hopefully, is still alive." They mentally shivered, except for Reborn. He had a evil glint in his eye, which alarmed Tsuna.
"No, Reborn! She isn't going to be in this weird family of yours!" says Tsuna. Reborn simply shook his head, dismissing his student's outcry and looked at me. I shivered; that leveled stare was giving me the creeps. I clutched the book tighter in my hands.
"Oi, what that book in your hand?" Gokudera finally asked. The book in my hand then caught everyone's attention. I nodded at Jennifer.
"Can we? I mean, this is top info we got here!" She sighed. I nodded.
"Well, since it's them, I think it's ok..."
"Ok about what?" Tsuna asked.
"Ok to tell you guys we know about the Vongola Mafia family!" Jennifer and me said at the same time.
"WHAT?"
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FInALly! Done!
Now excuse me while I lie on the floor and evaporate into water.
Ciao ciao, and always fight with your Dying Will!