And so, this chapter is up!
I keep having thunderstorms that last for only 15 mins...
Anyway! Disclaimers please, Squalo!
Squalo: Vrrroooooiiiiiiiiii! Brats! Listen good or else! Skyshaymin doesn't own KHR! Get that!
Me: Yes, I think they just ran... away...
Squalo: Tch... weak brats...
Ba-thump
Ba-thump
Ba-thump
Hear that? Yeah, it's my heart. Beating like it just came back from running away from a perverted Hibari. But, that's not the real reason why it's beating so hard. Oh, no... it's definantly worse...
or great?
"Ushishi~ I brought her, boss~" Belphagore laughed, that goddamn smirk on his face as if he won a castle. But he's a prince... soo... yeahh...
*invisable slap*
"Oi, what are you doing smiling for, fucking runt?" A voice growled, glaring at my smiling face. Yeah, I was smiling. Why?
Cause I'm trying not to imagine Xanxus wearing a playboy bunny outfit.
"Ushishi~ What's the pheasent thinking?" Belphagore smirked, before coming closer to my ear, whispering, "You're not thinking of dirty thoughts are you? Shishi~"
"Actually, I am."
"..."
"Ok, what was that?" Xanxus spoke, holding up a hand with a confused face. I smiled wider, debating weither I should sign my death certificate again.
Well, I did survived the last one.
"I'm trying to imagine what you'll look like in a playboy bunny outfit." I smirked, no longer holding in my laughs. At first, everyone in the room went wide eyed, staired at Xanxus, and began laughing there asses off. Xanxus was laughing proud and loud, Bel over here snikering in his 'ushishi!', Levi trying not to laugh but failing. The only one that wasn't laughing was Mammon and the two mysterious girls. Squalo was busy, going on about how I was weird and a crazy girl. I didn't do anything to hi-
Oh yeah, when I came back...
~FLASHBACK TO THE EXTREME!~
"Ushishi~ Squalo, look who I brought back~!" Belphagore said, kicking the doors to open. Following behind him was the deep blue-haired girl.
Said deep blue-haired girl just huffed and said, "I'll be in the bosses room."
And so, she left the snickering rape- I mean, 'prince charming' with his princess. *cough*rapest*cough*
"VROIII! So you really did bring her!" Squalo yelled, stomping down the stairs with an annoying sqouwel.
"Shh, you're gonna wake her up." Belphagore hushed, smirking. He then walked up the stairs. Squalo following behind him, eye twitching and the nerve to slice that blood freak.
-PAGE BREAK AND CONTINUE WITH THE FLASHBACK... TO THE EXTREME!-
"Ushishi~ Now we need to get her out of her clothes." Belphagore said, wondering if he should do the work, but then he turned towards the swordsman. "Why don't you do it?"
"WHY ME?"
"'Cause a prince can't stripe a pheasent. He'll get dirty."
"What does that have to do with anything!"
Slish!
Whish~
"Ushishi, 'cause the prince said so." Belphagore laughed, all his knives out. With Squalo holding his sword up to block them. Squalo glared deeply at the storm guardian, before huffing.
"Fine, I'll strip the fucking brat." He growled, putting his sword down as Belphagore's knives retreated. The swordsman gulped slightly at the fainted body of Nancy. He then glared at the prince.
"Get the fuck out."
"Ushishishi~! Whatever you say~" He snikered, leaving the room to the swordsman and the girl. Squalo slowly turned his head to the girl, eye twitching.
"Fuck. How am I suppose to do this shit?"
-FLASH BACK ENDS! MWAHAHAHA- *get's hit by a fangirl*-
So, now that you know what happened, you now know why Squalo is kept (or forced... maybe even thretened o.o") to stay away from me...
For awhile of course *insert evil look*
"This girl doesn't have the Vongola Ring on her... tch." The rednette tsked, shaking her head. The blue-haired sigh.
"Calm down Midoki. She's held captive anyway." She said, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah, right, Akira! Like the Vongola will save this girl's sorry ass..." Midoki grumbled, forcing her hands into her tight jean pockets. Those are... really tight jeans...
"So, you're Akira and Midoki? Sweet!" I fist pumped the air. Girls verses girls. A cat fight is gonna break out. Booyah~!
Ok, saying booyah feels weird...
"And that's awesome to you?" Akira asked, raising an eyebrow. Even with that eyebrow up, she looks like she has too many smarticles...
*cough*smartass*cough*
"Ah... something about," I paused, trying to think of a good reason. "Yuri stuff. Y'know, those lesbi-
WHACK!
Oh hey, it's Mr. Pillow. And you came from Midoki. Yay. *sarcasm*
"What the hell are you talking about?" Midoki shivered, eye twitching. She just shook her head and walked out of the room. I heard her whisper about how that can never work...
Wait, is she implaying that she wants yuri action?
"Ignore her." Akira suddenly said, sighing. She putted her hands on her hips and walked around me. "Since you don't have your Vongola Ring, I suggest we should keep you as a captive. Belphagore, go tell the gaylord to send a letter to the Vongola Boss that we have his fiance."
Ahaha... fiance...
"WHO'S THE FIANCE!" I yelled, face beat red. Xanxus shook his head.
"You got it wrong trash #3. That fucking brat doesn't have a fiance."
"Oh." Akira just... paused, before staring at Xanxus. It was like a staring contest, except you have a guy that has two guns that shoot like a nucluer explosion and a girl whom you have never met before.
"Ushishi~ Why does the prince have to do your work? You can do it yourself pheasent." Bel laughed, glad he's actually witnessing the stairing contest. It's like he wants this girl and Xanxus to fight eachother...
Ohhhh... now I know...
"Just go, Belphagore. Or else." Akira replied, not removing her gaze from Xanxus. Ah, the air got tensed...
"Ushishi, fine. But pheasent must treat me afterwards." He said, and left the room. Now it was me, Akira, and -scaryfucking- Xanxus.
How can they just keep stairing at each other like that?
"Anyway! Xanxus!" I said, poiting at him. He turned his bloody red eyes on me and I stared back...
Are those flames in his eyes?
HOLY SHI-
"What?" Ah, his voice brought me back to life. MY SAVIOR! "You need something trash?" And...
I died again... Damnit Xanxus!
"Are you scared of zombies?" I said, holding in my laugh at Xanxus's wide eyes. Akira just stared at me for abit and looked back at Xanxus.
And that's when we lost it.
"Hahahaha! OMFG!" We yelled, betting the whole mansion could here us laugh our asses off. Xanxus's wide eyes just turned back into it's normal angry glare and pointed that gun at us...
Not good.
"Run!" Akira yelled, grabbing my hand and getting the hell out of there. We ran for a loonngg time until we were in front of the mansion...
WTF! I WAS KIDNAPPED TO A MANSION! SWEET!
"Dude! I didn't know you were that freakin rich!" I grinned, trying to hold in my pants. Akira just shook her head at me.
"You. Are one confusing little girl..."
"I'm not little!"
"You act like one!"
"Well, aren't you gettin' mature, little lady!"
"Shut up you little mouse!" Ok... where have I seen this before?
"Mouse? Sorry, I'm a cat." I blankly replied, grinning from ear to ear. I'm starting to like this girl. She's funny. And interesting. Yay~
A sigh escaped her lips, "Whatever, let's just go back in."
"After all that running?" I asked, tilting my head in confusion. She just sighed again. Ok, she's reallly starting to resemble someone I know...
but who was it again? It's on the tip of my tounge...
"Let's just go. Before Xanxus gets angry... again..." She groaned. Seems like she doesn't like him as much as I like to mess with him... hehe.
"You don't like it when Xanxus is in his PMS mode?"
"..."
"...what?"
"Where do you get these stuff?"
"Fanfictions" I beamed, smiling brighter. She stepped back. Is she scared of me~ Hehehehe~
"Fan... fictions?" Now it was her turn to tilt her head sideways. Oh god, don't tell me she...
"You don't know what fanfictions are? WHO ARE YOU!" I yelled, hugging a tree behind me. Hi, tree. I like hugging you. Though, you're abit rough...
"So what? What's so amazing about fanfictions." She snapped.
"It's fanfictions." I said, admitting it like as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Hey, it's true. Fanfictions are fanfictions that which is very cool for being fanfictions. Bet'cha can't say it 3 times fast.
...
Anndd you tryed it didn't you? Yay!
"Whatever..." She said, and we finally walked back into the mansion. Where dinner was served with a bunch of wine (In which Xanxus keeps trying to throw Squalo with) and food (which somehow turn into a food fight when Belphagore said how Midoki will get fatter...).
And so, this was the start of the current-kidnapped-project-until-I'm-saved living with the Varia.
Oh, my life is just full of surprises.
And viola!
It's short.
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