Mukuro: Kufufu~ Sky-chan isn't here today, so I'll be the announcer tonight *grabs out the note paper and pales*
Chrome: *worried* M-Mukuro-sama?
Mukuro: *glares at the paper* ...I'm not gonna strip and jack off in front of the readers, SkyShaymin.
Chrome: *stares and laughs* Ahahah! *runs when Mukuro glares at her*
Mukuro: *sighs* This little pervert doesn't own KHR!
Chrome: *whipers* There's a small and short yaoi session! *winks*
I glared at my cell phone. On one hand I was very happy that someone from the other world contacted me, another was that how the hell that happened, and finally, why my ex?
He's suppose to die like every other ex-boyfriends that cheat.
Yeah. He cheated on me. I don't blame him, he's an idiot to miss out what I got. *laughs evilly*
"Nancy, you've been missing for a long time. Everyone's worried. The police is trying to find you, but they can't find a lead and thought that you were abducted. Jennifer's missing, too!" Suddenly the phone began to crackle. "Nancy, please, return back to-
"Shut up, you lying bastard." I scowled, earning a shock from the Vongola. Jennifer wasn't smirking anymore, seeing how my ex got a hold of my cell phone number. She was pissed beyound beliefe. How can this happen?
"N-Nancy? You're still alive?" The static voiced panicked. "N-Nancy, come back home! You're dad has been worried sick and you're step-mom-
"He got a wife?" I yelled, almost screaming on the top of my lungs. I never thought my own father would... betray my mom like that!
"U-Um yeah. I thought you knew." Then there was a soft cough, "Y-Your dad remarried in secrete after your... loss. And he was very sad. T-Then while you were too busy mourning your mom's death, he went out with your new step-mom and made a baby boy-"
"You fucking lier!" I cried out, "I know him more then you, he didn't fucking care about my mom's death. And that so-called mother is a pain, she called me a whore and my mom a slut. Do you really think my step-fucking-mother would actually love me? She has a son! Even my dad loves my half-baby brother."
"Y-you knew already?" The static voice returned. That only fuled my anger more.
"Hell yes, even before my mom's death, he cheated on her." I growled lowly, glaring at the phone hoping it'll explode.
Gokudera, why can't you just pick up the phone and throw a bomb at it like how you threaten people?
"..." For a whole moment, the phone was quiet before a rough voice came through.
"Nancy. Come back home. Now." I know that rough voice anywhere.
It's my dad's voice.
"I don't have to listen to an idiot like you, father." I said, earning Gokudera's attension. When my dad was about to speak, Gokudera cutted in.
"So, you're the bastard who touched Nancy." He said, taking the phone from Jennifer and talking into it. Everyone started to notice how Gokudera's ring glow red...
"Who the fuck are you?" He replied.
"..." Gokudera's flames were almost bursting out of his ring. He was pissed. No, not just pissed, but...
-holyfuckingshit,he'sdead- angry.
Hayato smirked deeply, sending me chills."Hehehe, who am I? I'm," I chuckled at the phrase, "Her knight in shining armor, that's who."
"What the hell are you talking about?'
"It basically means," Reborn stated, stealing the phone from Gokudera, "That she belongs to her real family. Not you. It's disguisting to think you would do that. What a shame you are to men." He said coldly.
"What are you talking about?" My father raised his voice, "I didn't touched her, she was stupid at the moment so I had to show her what will happen-"
"Dad, you were drunk." I blankly said, remember that disturbing feeling when he squeezed my thigh. It's was just plain stupid.
"No I was-"
"Don't make up an excuse." Reborn cutted in, hiding his eyes with the fedora hat again. He then hung up.
Beep.
"Hmpt. Pathetic. I can easily see why you hate your father." Reborn growled. I nodded in agreement. He's a stupid ass. We can all agree on that.
Seriously.
"Anyway, putting that aside." I said, "Let's play?"
Everyone stared at me for abit, making me feel like I'm a piece of food. Is it really necessary to make me a slave? I thought there was a law agaist slavery!
I'm just a girl that's bipolar! And I would like to remain a virgin, please!
"Nancy, all you have to do is make sure you don't get captured before dawn." Yamamoto smiled, pointing at the sky. "If you make it past dawn, you're free to go, and I'll invite you to one of my baseball games!"
"Really!"
"Haha, yeah!"
"AWESOME!"
"Hahahah!"
Yamamoto really knows how to cheer a girl up. He's sweet. Like...
a lolipop. XD
"Well, let's get started!" I said happily, clapping my hands together like a child. Then. The game of torcher has started.
I glared at the door. It's been 3 hours already and I felt like I've been left alone here, forever forgotten...
Again. *groans*
"I knew I was gonna be left behind." I whispered softly, opening the door, only to hear a moan echo down the hall.
'Eh? Eh? Nani-nani?' I thought, my face turning softly red. I opened the door abit wider, and glanced down the hallway, spotting a door slightly opened ajar. I hesistated to see what's going on, but that sexy moan drived me towards the door.
I mean, who wouldn't want to find out what's behind the door? :D
"O-oi, what if someone see's this?" A voice groaned out. I peered threw the door, gasping.
I-Is that what I think that is?
"Then try your best to keep your moans down, Hayato." Yamamoto said, closing in on Gokudera. The silverette was blushing, clearly angry that the baseball freak is focusing on his own hormones, but who was he to complain.
Yamamoto said Gokudera should try his best, right?
'Y-yaoi... in r-real life...' I thought, blushing at the scene. It's not everyday you see two people, males to be exact, having sex in a classroom.
Slowly, the kiss was soft, but then grew abit greedy as the Rain Gaurdian decided to make it passionate. A single hand gastly slid under Gokudera's shirt and softly tried to nudge the shirt off before taking off his own. And then-
"Mmf?"
Suddenly, a hand covered my mouth and dragged me away from the wonderful sight. I could have watched Yamamoto pound into Gokudera!
Oh, and who the hell is this man-
"You should remain quiet, Nancy." A deep voice said, too close to me ears. I held in a shiver.
"Then let me go!" I whispered, but then was lifted up and got carried away. In bridal style. And the man was-
"What the hell? Reborn?" I nearly yelled, closing my mouth. I- He-
...
He's soooo hottt! Damn hormones... and Reborn's sexy manly form!
"Wait, how! Your curse isn't suppose to be broken yet!" I said, checking out Reborn. Tall, and dark obsidean eyes, even that stupid-but-cool fedora hat are in exact place! Perfect details, I'd say!
Reborn glowered down at me with a dark smirk.
"Like what you see, Nancy?" He smirked. That damn smirk. And he's gone sexier then I expected. He released me from the -oh horror- bridal style hold and smirked wider.
That rape face is scary. O.O
"N-a-n-c-y-c-h-a-n?" He whispered softly in my ear. I glared up at him, I am soo not gonna get raped!
...
And Reborn being sexy with his rape face on is NOT an excuse to lose my innocence! Maybe you will do it, but not me! Well, not today... XD
"I can't get myself raped, Reborn..." I growled, not liking how he's too close for comfort. I will go on my PMS mode on him if I must protect my virginity.
WHACK!
"Whatever are you saying, Nancy?" He replied innocently, tilting his head like a kid. I pouted, rubbing my head where Reborn whacked at.
Great, I got a bump. How the hell am I suppose to explain this to everyone?
...
I could just tell them I got raped by Reborn...
Yup. Perfect.
'What the hell, Reborn?' I thought, 'One moment you turn evil and sexy, the next cute and... still sexy!'
"We... should get going then." I mummbled, walking beside Reborn. I heard him chuckle.
"That's right, my slave."
Oh fuck...
Everyone stared at me for awhile, before staring at the Reborn, who was back to his baby sized form.
"You're screwed." Jennifer said, sighing. She honestly thought that with Yamamoto screwing Gokudera would catch my attension (which it did) and that she would have caught me as a pepping tom.
Sadly, I didn't get to see the whole 'show'. D:
"R-Reborn found Nancy..." Tsuna mummbled, paling at his imaginations of whatever Reborn might do to me.
Not perverted, but the torcher type. Like how Reborn wakes Tsuna up with a boiling hot water pour onto him. Can't be sure how Reborn will do that, but he's Reborn.
He's the devil's child, what do you expect?
"...I won't accept this." Xanxus said suddenly, catching everyone's attention. Is he..?
Is he finally gonna call me by my name?
"That trash belongs to me." He glared, making me lose my smile.
"Why don't you call me by my name, Xanxan!" I cried, earning a snicker from Squalo.
"Xanxan?" He chuckled, but the chuckling stopped as Xanxus's gun pointed at him. Along with his favorite move: Glare down.
"Hmmm, sorry! No can do." Reborn smirked, the -fake- innocence in his voice. Xanxus glared at him, still pointing his gun at Squalo.
"I'm taking the fucking girl."
"No you're not. She belongs to me. Finders keepers, losers weepers." Reborn replied, tilting his fedora at a dangerous angle. Everyone tensed for a moment, wondering if an epic battle will break out.
But sadly, Reborn wants to make Tsuna's life worse.
"But I'll let you fight Tsuna for Nancy's slavery." He betted. Everyone then stared at Reborn with a shocked face.
It. Was. Priceless.
"Hmpt. I'll agree." With that, Xanxus glowered down at me, then at Tsuna, who squeaked.
"Dame-Tsuna will fight you, for not only Nancy's slavery work, but also for the tenth's boss position."
"Hiieee! I never wanted to become a mafia boss, Reborn!"
I felt my eyebrow twitched. Hey, why am I doing slavery work here...?
"Weren't you the one who almost raped me?" I said, capturing everyone's (yet again) priceless shocked faces. Even Xanxus's face was sending me a surprised look.
"I can't do that, now can I?" Reborn replied innocently, earning almost of everyone's agreements. Almost. God know's what this baby can do.
"Let's just start then." I sighed, rolling my eyes.
-Can't do the battle scene, cause I suck. So, improvise. AFTER THE EPIC BATTLE-
Xanxus layed on the ground, panting, and smirking deeply at the Vongola's shocked faces. With the Vongola Rings breaking Tsuna's Zero Point Breakthrough, both bosses were tired out. Suddenly, a light came from the rings and Xanxus laugh victorious as the Varia closed in. I wasn't paying much attension to them since I know Tsuna downright won.
Anyway, the V. Rings beamed at Xanxus then cancled out, then someone explained that Xanxus wasn't to be the Tenth because he was adopted, and then blah blah blah.
Drama. Hate it with a passion... sometimes...
And then... Reborn spoke up.
"Which means Tsuna is the winner and I have Nancy as my slave." He smirked, giving me chills. Man, this kid... or man... or... ah, screw it.
"Ugh, can I at least have my own privacy?" I grummbled, hoping that Reborn won't barge into my room when I'm changing.
"Nope. You're my slave." He snapped back, making me pout. This is so not my night.
"Well, what happens when I'm masturbating then?"
"You masterbate?" Everyone questioned, all blushing except for Xanxus, Reborn, and Jennifer. I should really notice Jennifer. She's the reason why I'm in this misery.
Shall we torcher her, like good friends do to eachother? Yes. I think we shall.
"Hey, Jennifer got high once." I said, breaking the silence. Everyone's attension turned to Jennifer. Time for my evil friend to feel me pain.
"I didn't know you do drugs..." Tsuna whispered, stepping back.
"I don't," she sighed, staying calm and cool, "I get hyper when I drink too much soda pop. And yeah."
I pointed dramatically at her, "LIES!"
She then pointed dramatically at me, "CAT FETISHER!"
"SHUT UP, I DO NOT!"
"YOU DO SO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO SO!"
"DO NOT!"
"Yes, you do." Jennifer then smirked deeply, scaring the shit out of everyone, "Admit you want to be like a kitten because of that weird ear fetish!"
"Do not," I pouted, crossing my arms, "At least I don't get turned on be porno!"
"You're the one that get's turned on be porno."
"No I don't."
"Ok, I have a feeling I've been here before..." A voice cutted our argument and we glared at the person. Though, it was short lived because the person was Dino-nii-chan!
"Dino-nii!" I yelled, happily jumping on him. Which earned an epic fall. And I'm on top of him.
"So, this is how it feels to be on top of a man..." I smiled innocently, happy with Dino blushing while everyone sent deep glares at him.
"Nancy, get off that sick pervert." Jennifer said coldly. I pouted.
"Stop being mean and admit you've been checking him out lately." I replied, still on Dino as he sat up. I feel like a kid sitting on someone's lap.
...
I like sitting on laps. =w=
Suddenly, a hang grabbed my shoulder and practically threw me away from Dino.
"Hey, what the he-"
Click!
"Didn't I tell you that you're my slave?" Reborn glared, those eyes hiden beneath the fedora. I gulped at the gun pointed at me.
"Geez, it was just my super effective attack, 'Fangirl Attack'." I replied, inching further away from Reborn. He looks like he's pissed off...
Why the hell is he pissed off? I should be the one pissed off!
"Then here's your first instruction." Reborn said, breaking me from my thoughts. Leon shifted back into his original form and looked at me with a worried look. He's pitying on me.
A fucking charmeleon is pitying on me. How does that work?
"You are to never be with a boy alone." He said, an icey-cold air surrounding the sentence.
"Why can't I?" I asked innocently, "It's not like I'll get raped, right?" At that, I turned my attension on everyone. And everyone looked away not saying anything.
Wait...
"Does that mean you guys..." I whispered. Reborn just nodded. "That you guys agree with me?" Cue epic falls.
"Nevermind." The baby hitman muttered, "Just remember you're to follow that rule."
"Does that mean I can't be alone with you?"
"...yes."
"Damn." I grumbled, but decided to shut my mouth. Reborn's glinting eyes are scarying me.
"Does that mean you want to be alone with me?"
"Um..."
"Answer."
"In your baby form, yes. But in your adult form, hell no." I replied, rather straight-forwardly. I kinda like being with a baby hitman. Keyword: BABY hitman.
The older version would kill me. Probably. No wait, he'll rape me then kill me. I think...
I don't really know, but the Acrobaleno is scary as hell.
The kid smirked, "Ok then. Suit yourself."
And with that, the Varia, the Vongola, and everyone else went home. Though, I have a feeling being a slave won't be so bad...
-NEXT MORNING-
"Oi, wake up."
SLAP!
"Owww, shit!" I cursed, holding my red cheek. I glared at the baby sleepily, then at my clock. "It's only 4 in the morning, Reborn!"
"I know. Now make me an expresso."
"Ugh. I hate you."
"I know. I love you too, Nancy-chan~" He replied in a sing-song voice before dissapering as always.
Ah, screw it. Being a slave for Reborn sucks as hell.
AND VIOLA! It... fails? I say that on every chapter. I need some confidence...
Maybe.
Mukuro: Oi, authoress-san. *glares* Why the hell did you want me to jack off in public?
Me: Hm? Isn't it obvious? *points at reader* Cause the reader was looking forward to see you're Uke-
Mukuro: Finish that sentence, I'll finish you're life.
Me: *swetdrops* R-review... and maybe Mukuro will spare my life...
Mukuro: Kufufufu~