Katekyo Hitman Reborn! is what Akira Amano owns!~ Cause if I did-
Mukuro: All hell would be relased...
Me: Silly Mukuro! That'll never happen!
Mukuro: That's right, instead what would happen is that I'll be humping Tsunayoshi-kun, ne?
Me: *smirks* ...you're pretty accurate.
Mukuro: *smirks back* Kufufufu~
Sighhh...
"Well, I never thought I'd see the day you sigh, slave." Reborn said, that pisky high voice. I swear this baby is working to my bone.
Here are three things I find myself doing for him:
1. Making expressos
2. Bathing him And guess the last one.
...
Yup.
I have to kiss him good night.
Now I'm pretty sure I made it clear I know his manly form and all that, and I probably made a fangirl out there chasing after my skin. Specifically Bianchi. She's been chasing me with poison cakes and poison soda pop to lure me in to kill me.
And that's only because she thought I'm not giving enough love to Reborn.
"Give your all." I repeated what she said to me on the first day, tears streaming down her face. She was happy.
Like, -she's getting married- happy. It creaped the fuck out of me. I thought she would be on my trail, because I stole the love of her life, but she's ok with it. She's just not ok with me not giving Reborn all my attention.
Scary Bianchi is scary... and creepy.
-Sigh-
"Is being with me that boring Nancy? Should I spice it up?" He smirked, which I only replied him with my dazed stare. I could care less. He suddenly got off from his hammack and stared at me.
"Has time stopped yet?" He asked, I questioned him and then remembered. Well. He's atleast caring about me.
"Not really," I mummbled, "I'm guessing it needs to be triggered with something. But I don't understand how your fedora hat-" I paused.
Wait-a-minute... Hats...?
_FLASHBACK_
"Nancy, you look nice in this." a voice called handing the small girl a small bunny cap. She giggled as it landed on one side of her head.
"It's too big," She replied, handing the older friend back the bunny hat. Suddenly, something captured her attention and she tugged on her friend's coat.
"Look! It's a kitty!" She smiled, holding up a black kitty cap with orange eyes. The older friend just smiled and placed it on front of her head. It fitted perfectly.
"Let's buy it then."
"Eh? But what will mommy say?" She said, tugging down her own big coat. Then the friend laughed and patted her head.
"She'll say you look cute."
_BACK TO ME_
"Ah, now I remember!" I said, pointing to the ceiling. No one was in Tsuna's room at the moment, other then me and Reborn.
"Hn?" Reborn raised an eyebrow.
"I had this kitty cap with orange eyes. It fitted me perfectly, but..." I hesitated.
"But what?" He glowered, his eyes under his fedora hat. He was getting good information here, and it could help you-know-who...
"I can't remember the person who bought it for me~! Ehehe~" I giggled, tilting my head sideways in a comical way.
WHAM!
"Useless Nancy." He pouted innocently, earning a groan from me. Why is Reborn abusing meee~! What a jerk *pout*
BAM!
"Gyahahaha! Lambo-sama has returned!"
"Hi Lambo-kun!"
"Nancy, you missed a problem." I sweatdropped at how Reborn ignored Lambo.
"To..le..ra..." Lambo kept still for a moment, holding his tears, but failed as he wailed and cried loudly in the room. I sighed and covered my ears, unaware of how Lambo took out the TYL Bazoka and aimed it at Reborn.
And Reborn being his regular sadistic self, he whacked it away, and the bazoka
Aimed at me instead.
"DAMNIT, REBORN!"
Poof.
And so, for a moment, I blacked out for 3 seconds.
_MEAN WHILE_
"Wahhhh~" Lambo waled, "Nancy-onee-chan dissapered!"
Reborn glared at Lambo and kicked him.
"Shut up, Lambo."
"Oh~ That's quite mean of you, Reborn-kun" Said a mature voice, capturing both Lambo's and Reborn's attention. They both turned to look at the source of the voice, quite shocked to see what was in front of them. Reborn then smirked as his eyes laid on the broken bazoka that laid innocently on the floor.
"Well. Bazoka's broken, Nancy-chan." He teased, that palyful smirk in place.
"More than enough to introduce me to everyone, ne?" She replied, tightening her grip on her towel.
"But I think I need some clothes."
Reborn just snorted, "Ya' think?"
_WITH 14 YEAR OLD NANCY_
"Ouch!" I yelped, landing on the slippery wet floor. I panicked. Just where the hell-
"Oh? What are you doing here?" A deep, sexy voice called out, I immediantly paled.
Isn't that...?
"REBORN?" I screamed, then-
WHAM!
I slipped. On a bar of soap.
...
I really have a pathetic life, don't I? Despite that, it was kinda funny...
BUT SCREW THAT, WHY IS REBORN NAKE-
He's naked.
"HOLY MOTHER HUBBARD, MY VIGIN EYES!"
"Oh, don't be shy, you've seen it tons of times when I was cursed."
"SHUT UP, YOU PERVERT."
"Atleast I'm not the one having her clothes entirely wet with your underware showing." Reborn just chuckled, "I thought you'd perfer the white ones, but I guess black undies are sexy."
"Oh, thanks- NOW WAIT A MINUTE."
BAM!
"Reborn, what's with all-" A tall man with spiky caramell hair stared at the scene before glaring. Glaring.
What happened to my innocent Tsuna that would constently blush when he see's my underware?
"Reborn, I thought I told you to stop touching Nancy-chan." He sighed. I stared wide-eyed at him for moment, t-this man...
What the hell happened to Tsuna the ultimate uke?
"T-Tsu-kun?" I stuttered out, surprised at his 'I'm a BOSS' aura. He's so...
Manly XD
Tsuna just smiled warmly at me, "I need you to get some clothes Nancy-chan. Let's go." He reached out his hand and helped me up. Oh, hey, when was I sitting on the slippery floor of the bathroom...?
Wait. Why is Reborn... and I...
'Oh no, please tell me I didn't have sex with him.' I thoughted, nearly choking on the idea, completly unaware of Reborn's and Tsuna's attention. 'I'll never be able to have him do... do that...' I shivered, 'Though, he's really hot, I should take it as a victory battle for me.' I smiled brightly.
"Oh~ She's having perverted thoughts again, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn called out, making me jump. I sent him a glare, which was replied by a soft smirk and a chuckle. Tsuna sighed and pushed me through the door way leading out to a small bedroom with a somewhat king-sized bed. I swear the color on my face was turning white when I saw how the sheets were ruffled. I glanced up at Tsuna, who had a knowing smirk.
"Please...?" I begged. He just laughed and patted my head. Oh hey, he's taller now...
I want my short Tsuna back! TT^TT
"Don't worry, you have a boyfriend, and I know how much you stay pure loyal to him." Tsuna hummed, making me feel anxious. I-I have a boyfriend?
That's like, impossible!
"Me have boyfriend? It's not true!" I screamed, falling on the floor in my OTL position, "I'm suppose to be forever alone~!"
Tsuna sweatdropped, "W-well, you have a boyfriend. He loves you alot, as much as you love him. Even Jennifer has a boyfriend."
"WHY JENNIFER HAS BOYFRIEND!" I yelled, not use to my friend having a boyfriend that's willing to stay by her side.
Tsuna just sighed and replied, "Why you no understand?"
"..." Ok, Tsuna just became epic. HE UNDERSTANDS ME~!
*Hugs Tsuna*
So, after me hugging him and me getting out of the bedroom to get some clothes, I realized something.
"Um, the bazoka's broken."
"I know. Reborn broked it in the first place."
"...why he no understand me..."
"Why he no understand us."
"...your point is good." And that, my friend, was the one of our epic asian-english speaking moments. Love Asia, people, love it and embrace it.
===========DINNER TIME BABY=================
I walked down the large corriders of the Vongola Masion. Right now, from what Tsuna had told me, we're in Italy, where the main Vongola HQ are and I have to keep my mouth shut on who the hell I am and why I'm here. Only the Vongola Guardians know who I am and they are assigned to follow me, incase trouble starts with me being taken as a hostage.
I just sounded smart didn't I? I like using big words. They make you feel smart. So, whenever you wanna show off your brain, say big words that you don't really know and make your friends jelous of your brain. :D
Back to whatever the hell I'm doing, I meet the large red doors, that reminded me of Xanxan, and opened them, which just sounded far too wrong right there, and saw-
"OI, PUT DOWN THE FOOD, STUPID COW."
"NO, GIVE IT BACK, BAKADERA!"
"Ahaha, finally it's good to be back, ne?"
"Hn."
"Kufufufu~"
"L-Lambo, the food..."
"This is extremely enjoyable."
And over there, right next to Rhoyei, "I agree completly Rhoyei, it's been awhile since we had a family dinner."
Dino laughed cheerily next to her and patted her shoulder, "Hey, are you saying that we should cancle our dates?"
Jennifer replied with a soft evil smile, "Of course not, Dino-kun. I want 'my family' and 'my boyfriend' time seperate."
Tsuna, who was next to me this whole time glanced at me before smiling. I smiled back. So, this is how my family is. Kinda funny how no one noticed us.
"Hey, we should make an spazz entrence." I whispered, earning a nod at Tsuna, who now had an all-knowing grin. I softly closed the door. And told Tsuna my plan.
-ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR-
"Ara? Isn't Tsunayoshi-kun late today?" Mukuro questioned, which earned a deafening silence in the room. Until the glanced at eachother with a soft worried look. One by one, they stood and was about to open the door-
BAM!
"TSUNA I TOLD YOU NOT TO MOLEST ME."
"Aw, but they won't hear a thing!"
"Seriously, give me a break."
"But we havn't done it in awhile!"
"No means no, Tsuna!"
"...what if I let Hibari join?"
Silence.
"Hm, I'll consider that-"
"Yay!"
"But no! Going into the future to lose my virginity the second I come here is NOT an option."
"But you were in the bathroom with a naked Reborn!"
"I-I don't know how I got there! And I'm pretty sure Reborn was messing with my TYL self!"
"...I'll force you to have sex with me."
"Come at me, bro!"
Giggling softly, I cracked the door open to glance inside to see there faces. Oh, god I wish you were here...
It was like they just witnessed a sex scene between a fly and a lizard. Which is akward.
I glanced at Tsuna, who was tightly holding his mouth so his laugh wouldn't escape. I smiled widley, and banged on the door.
"No, wait, Tsuna!" I yelled loudly, following with Tsuna taking off his coat to make a shuffeling noise. That's when everyone paled.
And that's also when me and Tsuna started to laugh.
WHAM!
"Yo, everyone! I hoped you enjoyed our evening show!" I smiled, waving at everyone. Tsuna laughed.
"Oh man, how long has it been when we were like this?" Tsuna laughed out, wiping a tear from his eye. I grinned.
"I don't know Tsuna, but I know we'll be doing this alot. Hahaha!" Everyone sighed deeply, realived that I was still a virgin.
"Oh~? It seems you were having fun with out me. And what's this 'we'll be doing this alot'?" A deep voice cut through us like a sharp knife aiming for it's victim.
Yeah, you probably guessed right.
Reborn's right behind us. In all his glory.
No, not his naked ass-self, but his oh-god-he's-sexy glory.
"A-ahahaha. Reborn, I didn't see you..." Tsuna muttered, not turning around to meet Reborn's piercing glare. Everyone one in front of us just stared at us in pity. And somehow, I pity myself also.
Eh, what the hell. I had fun.
"Seems like I need to train you more, Dame-Tsuna."
BAM!
And there goes Tsuna with a big bump on his head. The boss just grumbled and softly glared back at Reborn and took a seat at the head of the table. I paled.
It's my turn now to die, huh? Good bye life, I had fun living as a virgin and I'll end up dying as a virgin... as long as no one fucks my dead body, I'm still a virgin...
"And for you, Nancy-chan." Hm? His voice seems abit... soft? "You'll be sleeping with me for the next few days."
Hot italian man in a fedora from the mafia say WUH?
I turned around and sent him a glare(even if it did look like a pout). "No, I'm not gonna lose my-"
"I won't do something like that." He replied. I stared at him disbelifely.
"Promise...?"
"Promise, Nancy-chan." He then frowned deeply and glared at everyone else, "But if you're sleeping with someone else, I might have to punish you."
I sighed and glanced at Jennifer and smiled. She smiled back. 'Wow, Jennifer, the years done a good job to you...' I smiled widley, cupping my cheeks, 'the chest is perfect with the curved figure, and hopefully the bust is round and even.' My face turned red and I giggled, 'Ah, the wonderful figure of a goddess exsists...'
Wait.
"Why do I always talk about people's figures...?" I questioned outloud, earning everyone's quiet stare. I put on my thinking face and muttered, "But the body, it's perfect... not only had Jennifer's body have improved, but Chrome's and all the guys, too..." I grinned widely and laughed. "This is perfect! An artist needs a perfect body!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Gokudera mummbled, sweatdropping.
"She's currently discussing to herself about how we all look amazing and hot." Jennifer sighed, smiling.
"Ahaha! I havn't seen Nancy like this in a while, ne?" Yamamoto laughed out.
"Mhm, Lambo-sama want's to draw again!" Lambo wailed.
"Extreme view point! I think Nancy has improved also!" Rhyohei yelled, pumping his fists in the air.
"Oya, oya, I guess the years has done a good job on my body also. Kufufufu~" Mukuro smirked.
"Hn? What are you talking about?" Hibari's eyes slited at Mukuro, "You look ugly, pinneapple herbivore."
Stab.
"Oya, oya, that's so harsh, Kyou-chan!" Mukuro pouted, crossing his arms. Hibari immediantly pulled out his tonfas.
"I never give you permission to call me that," His eyes slited again, "I'll bite you to death."
BAM!
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Me and Tsuna both yelled, our patient bar finally snapping. I can't handle the yelling with my food in front of me! I would like it if I ate my food without food fights!
Oh hey, Tsuna snaped. Wonderful. Truly wonderful. *sparkly eyes*
"Hm~ Now that it's quiet." Reborn hummed, taking a seat next to me, "Let's eat."
And for the whole entire dinner, it was filled with a comfortable silence, and me and Tsuna sneaking glances at eachother with a grin and a victory sign.
OMAKE
"Ara? Reborn-chan, who's your friend?" Nana asked, looking at the tall girl in front of her. She was dressed in a white shirt with a kitty face in the corner and short khaki pants. She, now don't be surprised, is TYL Nancy. Even she managed to shut Lambo up.
"Maman, this here is Kacy. She'll be staying here while Nancy is out practicing for an upcoming football game in America." Reborn replied, that lie completly thick. Nana didn't noticed it and welcomed the sweatdropping girl.
"Well, that's one problem solved. Shall we meet everyone else tomorrow, Reborn-kun?" She said, glancing at the clock.
"Fn. I'd love to see there looks."
"I would also. Especially Mukuro-nii-chan and Hibari-nii-chan." She mummbled, walking away to her room and hearing Reborn snickered at her calling Hibari and Mukuro her big brothers.
-Somewhere-
Hibari sneazed and glared at the sky. While Mukuro, who was somewhere in the world, sneazed and raised an eyebrow. They both felt strangly uneasy.
"...it's that stupid fangirl again, huh..."
YOSHKA! It's been a week! Sweet~ Anyhow.
Please help me with my poll. Cause I have no idea who should be the lucky (or unlucky) boy who falls in love with our Nancy!
Who's in the lead:
Gokudera: 5 votes
Hibari Kyouya and Reborn (adult version): 4 votes
Tsunayoshi Sawada: 2 votes
Yamamoto Takeshi: 1 vote
Rokudo Mukuro and Chikusa Kakimoto: 0 votes
SO PLEASE VOTE! SO I CAN ADD SOME FLUFFYNESS TO CHAPTERS AND MAKE YOU GO GAGA FOR MORE! XD