Me: WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMAS!
TAKAMI WO MAZASHITE FIGHTING DREAMAS~!
Tsuna: Make her stop... make her stop... *continues muttering over and over again*
Nancy: Yosh! While the author is currently singing the Naruto Opening of Go! by Flow, I'll tell you that SkyShaymin doesn't own KHR!
PLUS! Any request for me to pair up with some one that is not on the poll, please tell SkyShaymin by reviewing or sending a message!
Jennifer: And there you have it. Ciao ciao~
TYL Nancy aka Kacy paced back and forth. After glancing at the calender this morning, she knew today was the day.
This was it.
Oh, it time. Finally. She's been holding it in, and now today will be the start of it all.
And you're just sitting there, whining about what the hell I'm talking about, ne? Silly reader, patience is always the key.
Well, sorta.
To Kacy here, I don't think patience will keep her excitment down. She was gonna shine today and she's gonna be awe-
*gets hit be a reader*
DAMNIT, I'M NOT DONE.
Anyway, back to the story.
"Eto... what's wrong Kacy-chan?" Nana asked, staring at the girl pacing back and forth in the living room. "You seem excited, dear..."
"It's nothing," Kacy replied, fighting the urge to beam brightly at Nana, but it failed. So, Nana is currently excited about whatever Kacy is excited about.
"Mou! Tell me!" Nana whined, tugging on Nancy's vest. Today, it seems like the future-girl is wearing a white button-down shirt with a dark blue vest over it, and just a pain of regular jeans.
Nancy's eye's glittered amazingly at Nana, "It's just today is going to be awesome, Nana!"
Slam!
"Mom, I'm home!" Tsuna and Jennifer yelled.
"Jyuudaime's mother, your loyal right-hand man of your son has arrived and delivered Jyuudaime safely to his house!" Gokudera.
"Yo, Tsuna's mom!" Yamamoto.
"Stupid baseball idiot! Stop addressing the tenth's mother so casually!" Goku.
"G-Gokudera-kun, it's fine!" Tsu.
"But Jyuudaime! He's disrespecting Jyuudaime's mother!" Goku.
"Ahaha!" Yama.
"Shut up you annoying muscle-for-brains! I'll blow you up!" Goku.
"HIEEEE! Gokudera, don't!" Tsu.
WHACK!
"Dame-Tsuna, control your guardians." And finally, Reborn.
"REBORN!" Damn straight that's his name.
And that's the end of their convosation when Nancy chuckled at the scene. Everyone stared at her quizzically before Nancy decided to go into Tsuna's room. She glanced at Nana, who seem to forgot all about Nancy's excitment and went into the kitchen to make some snacks. Everyone else just stared at eachother before making their way into Tsuna's room.
Nana walked back into the room, before her eyes laid on the piece of paper on the refridgerator. She read it outloud to herself:
"Dear Nana,
I recently received a call from my beloved boyfriend-
*insert Nana squealing*
that he wants to come back and have a romantic honey moon.
*insert another Nana squealing*
So, I decide to go back to America. Hopefully, Nancy-chan is done with her football game and will return the next day.
From your Lucky Black Cat,
Kacy"
Nana grinned widely, glad that her lovely little daughter(she counts her as her own daughter for some reason...) is coming back from football game. She then stared at the signature. Lucky Black Cat.
"I wonder what that means..." Nana smiled again, "Maa, maa! Doesn't matter anyway! I'll get started on those snacks."
Nana is still our lovable oblivious mother.
"Nancy, what's wrong?" Jennifer asked, seeing the painfully obvious excitment dancing in her older friend's eyes. She felt alittle bit rushed, too. Like as if she's ready for anything.
"Ah, it's nothing, nothing at all! Ahahaha~!" Nancy laughed out, grinning a grin that looked like it'll split her face in half. She skipped across the room and onto Tsuna's bed, ignoring all the stares.
"Jyuudaime, I think she's on crack."
"Silly Hayato! Just be ready!"
"Ready for what?"
"For this!"
Poof!
The pink gas filled the room and covered everyone's shocking looks. Reborn eye's glistened through the smoke, to catch what was left in place of TYL Nancy. The other's seem to catch on as they heard a flickering of a flame and some coughing from a very familiar girl. Who just so happens to wear a bra with a pair of shorts.
Oh yeah, let's not forget the beautiful silver flame on her forehead.
Wha...
HER FOREHEAD'S ON FIRE! HOLY SHI-
"Damn it! I was so close to kicking his ass!" Nancy cried out, pouting her... are those bruised lips I see? "I should really hunt him down and bury him beneath Mukuro's grave yard and see him in the pits of hell..." She looked up at everyone.
...
Oh.
"Well, that's a nice view." Reborn commented, snorting at the boy's bloody noses and Jennifer's red angry face. As a hitman that has more then 4 lovers, he doesn't get a bloody nose. No. Rather...
He feels alittle hungry.
'Maybe I should've gotten another espresso...' He thought, allowing you to read his thoughts. He then turned to the three knocked out boys and shook his head.
"I still have to train Dame-Tsuna..."
Nancy looked up at Jennifer's red face and, for some reason, her face turned red remembering her 'accidental interuption' on Jennifer's and Dino-nii's 'date' one time during her stay. The taller girl instantly grew angry, seeing her little sister turning red.
"Who did this to you? Why'd they do this? What'd they do? Who was it? If it was Mukuro or Hibari, I swear I'll murder them!" Jennifer bombed out so many questions, our little heroin didn't catch it all, except for the last one.
"Wait, wait! Mukuro-nii-chan and Hibari-nii-chan managed to beat the living shit out of-..." Nancy's face turned into a frown. She started to remember who kidnapped her. Him. Of all people. Why him? I mean, sure it was to check if the guys trusted me, but seriously.
That guy gotta get his head checked!
"Nancy. Since you're back from the future, and the three idiot's are sleeping. Why don't you tell us about you're little adventure?" Reborn's fedora bent down and hid the gleaming eyes. "And explain the flame that glow's on your forehead."
Nancy eye gleamed mischievously for some reason. And she felt like it was yesterday when she managed to open her powers.
Actually, it was only an hour ago.
-FLASHBACK-
Nancy slowly felt her senses come back to her. She could feel the ropes tied around her wrists, the clothe choking her lips, and the dull pain of her butt.
What? You're butt would hurt also if you sat still for so long!
"Mmph?" She made a muffled sound, and footsteps echoed down the darkness. Until a familiar figure stood in front of her with a grin.
"Yo, Nancy-chan! I havn't seen you since Akira kidnapped you!" Midoki laughed. Nancy could only give her a surprised look and another muffled sound. The red-head decided to untie the clothe choking the smaller girl.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Midoki felt a smirk rose her lips, "YOU'RE SO DAMN PRETTY!"
...
*insert Midoki's facepalm*
WHAM!
"DAMNIT, CAN'T YOU BE AWARE OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" Midoki yelled, leaving poor little Nancy a small bump on her head. Nancy just pouted a reply.
"I'm kidnapped, you're here for my ring, you have a not-so-secret crush on Akira, you like to dress in tight skinny jeans, you like my hair style, and you have a fetish for bandage," Nancy said. Leaving not only Midoki shocked,
But you also.
"HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW THA- HEY WAIT, I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON AKIRA!" At that, Midoki's face turned red. Either from anger or embarassment, I don't really know. "I DON'T HAVE A BANDAGE FETISH EITHER, TWIRP!"
"Well..."
"WELL WHAT?"
"...herp derp." *insert U Mad? from Nancy*
"..."
"..."
"Fuck you."
"I know you wanna."
"I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"
"But... please be gentle, it's my first time..."
"DAMNIT, I SAID I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"
Akira suddenly opened a door and stared at the scene before sighing. Her blue hair was pulled back into a ponytail and it reached her waist. It seems like she's wearing a light blue shirt that hugs her sides and some shorts. With some black boots. Nice.
"Akira!" Midoki let out a small squeal as she hugged the bluenette. Said bluenette just sighed at her then sent Nancy a soft smirk.
"It's been a long time, Nancy-chan." Says Akira. Nancy just shrugged.
"Yeah, I guess. The last time I saw you was in the bathroom changing into a pair of pink panties."
WHACK!
"I'd appreciate it if you weren't so perverted." She sighed. 'Damnit , I was suppose to spend my days kissing an idiot that's my boyfriend! Not kissing your lovable soft face!' She thought, going on and on about how pillows are for sleeping and not for kissing...
Even if you are soft and smooth and smushy and...
"Nancy? Nancy~?" Midoki snapped her fingers and instantly Nancy flinched and pouted at her.
"Hey, the pillow was soft!"
"What the hell?"
"Just leave her be Midoki."
"But, she's pissing me off!"
"She always does that, right, Nancy?"
"Yeah, it's becoming a hobby."
"Told ya'. Now calm down before Xanxus comes after you."
"NO, I DON'T CARE! XANXUS CAN GO DIE-"
BAM!
"Where is she?" Xanxus ordered, entering the room(kicking down the door as usual) and sending chilling glares at everyone. Then his eyes landed on her. Those red eyes of fury on our little girl Nancy.
"Hey Xanxus! Did you wear that bunny outfit I got you for Christmas!" Nancy questioned, grinning at the taller man. He didn't reply, but rather walked towards the girl. He grabbed her chin and sent a dark glare to her.
"Fuck, is she still the same trash 10 years ago?" He questioned, looking honestly surprised. Nancy raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, it's kinda hard to believe this is the girl of the most sex-"
"Akira! She doesn't need to know!" says Midoki. Xanxus let out a low growl before he felt the girl shivering under his gaze. He smirked. Is Nancy finally scared of Xanxus?
"Damnit Xanxus! Let me go!"
"Why should I shitty brat?"
"I... I..." All of a sudden, Nancy's eyes brimmed with tears. With that, alarms rang through out everyone's heads.
"W-what's wrong, Nancy!" Akira asked, concern. She didn't think the girl would actually cry like this.
"You've done it know Xanxus!" Midoki yelled, surprised that the girl cried also. Xanxus just stood there, completley stunned as a small tear fell down the little girl's cheek.
"I... I... I GOTTA GO PEE!"
...
*OH SHIT*
Almost like Flash, Xanxus untied the ropes and the girl dashed out of the room to look for the restroom, leaving everyone stunned, shocked, and stupid.
They thought the girl was crying because she was scared, but noooo. She had to fucking cry because she couldn't hold it in!
Nancy came back with a happy grin and sat down in a chair. Xanxus, Akira, Midoki, and somehow Squalo(why him, you ask? He's just that awesome) stayed in the room, staring at the chair Nancy sat at. They stared. And stared. And remain very quiet...
Very quie-
"VROIIII ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING WITH ME?"
"I'm still a virgin, Squalo..." Nancy replied, her grin still in place. She giggled when the swordsman turned red.
"You're still?"
Huh.
"So I lost my virginity in the future..." A dark cloud hovered over Nancy's head, "I-I see... I wonder who actually got enough balls to do that... impossible... impossible..."
"She's at it again, Xanxus." Midoki growled. Xanxus sighed deeply before literally picking up the sulking girl and carrying her over his shoulder. At that, Nancy unleashed her...
God-damn-it-I'm-only-14 rant.
"Xanxus, as much as you are into me, it's impossible to have sex with me. I don't wanna have sex with a guy who have no feelings for me at all, and I'm pretty sure no one will love me in that way. AND LET ME DOWN-"
BAM
Ohh, nice wall damage you did there, Xanxus. Made a huge hole...
"Shut up. You're annoying me..." He growled. She only made a small squeak-like noise when she suddenly sat on a-
Chair?
And in the kitchen?
Wha...
"Xanxus?"
"Eat." He said, giving her a plate of her all time favorite, shrimp fried rice. She felt her mouth water. Did...
Did Xanxus made this for her...?
"Eat it trash, before I do."
And that was how there conversation ended. With Nancy eating, Xanxus staring out the windows, and Lussuria and Belphagore giggling like mad at the adorable scene.
"Ushishi~ Boss certainly goes soft for the princess."
"Uwah~ She's so adorable!"
BLINK
"Ah, a blackout?" Lussuria questioned, then heard some crashing.
"FUCK." They heard Xanxus mutter more curses as he lashed out to find the girl. But as soon as he got out of the chair, the lights turned on and Nancy was gone.
Xanxus sent a chilling glare at her seat, and the dirty footprints leading out the back door.
"Shit..."
Maybe you shouldn't have kept your guard down for that split second Xanxus. You just got Nancy kidanpped... again.
And yup!
I got the next part ready. I just need to fix it up abit! Please be sure to give me any ideas on who Nancy should be paired up with!
Ciao ciao~
[BTW: the next chapter will start after Nancy got kidnapped. You'll probably be surprised... probably.]
