WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARN-
Jennifer: SHUT. UP.
Nancy: ... it's her T.O.M. huh?
Me: Yes. Yes, it is the T.O.M.
Nancy: Oh dear lord...
Jennfier: YOU GOT A F*CKING PROBLEM? DEAL WITH IT.
Me: I don't own KHR
Jennifer: *glares* F*ck you. F*ck that girl. F*ck that hottie. F*CK THAT PUPPY, TOO! WAIT! That puppy is adorable... *watery eyes* I-it's so cute and blameless. It doesn't need my yelling... That adorable cute puppy... *Glares at a tree* Oh, and f*ck that tree, too.
Me: Hope you guys got the warning hehehe... AND I DON'T OWN!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Please dear god, spare me.
And do it right for once. I'll give my soul to you. Just. Please.
Spare me from Jennifer.
"Ne-ko-chan~!" Jennifer cooed, brushing my hair. I paled, the color on my face turning into a sickly white color. Please, don't ask why Jennifer is brushing my hair.
Please don't.
"Y-yes, Jennifer-sama?" I whispered, feeling the brush on my hair again. The said girl grinned, happy and content-
Until she sent a chilling glare at the mirror.
"Why don't you fucking take a shower?" She growled suddenly, "You smell like shit!"
"Ahaha, sorry, Jennifer-sama..." I whimpered. The mirror them reflected a teary eyed Jennifer and her arms hugging my neck.
"I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to y-yell, my sweet, innocent, Neko-chan!" She whimpered, earning a deep heavy sigh. Which Jennifer replied with patting my back and smiling.
"You're so adorable, Nancy! You should buy new dresses soon!" She clapped her hands in a girly way. "We should go shopping together! We can even bring the boys!"
No. No. NO.
Dear god. It's Friday afternoon and I don't think anyone is excited to see her mood swings...
"Jennifer-sama." I called out, earning a clueless look from her, "Are you...
*gulp*
...on your period?"
BAM!
CRASH!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LITTLE SHITTY GIRL?" Jennifer yelled, waking everyone in the house. My face turned back into it's sickly whiteness, glancing at the broken mirror, completely torn into two.
Not a single crack, but there it is.
Glass.
Cut in two.
'That just proves how scary Jennifer is when she's on her period...' I silently thought, grimancing at the last T.O.M. bruises I got from Jennifer for throwing the table. I mean, seriously?
I only asked her if she could pass the cereal box for me!
"Oi! Nancy! Jenn-"
"Stop!" She yelped, her face turning into fear, "I-I didn't do anything!" And she starts sobbing.
"..." Reborn and Tsuna stood there completely still. Tsuna still trying to wake up from falling into the floor and running into this room, and Reborn.
Sipping his espresso. Like his daily boss-ness.
"Please... get out." I whispered, my face turning into utter fear as Jennifer stood up slowly, wiping away the tears. She turned a cold look at the boys.
"So, you're the people who've been stealing my Nancy?" She growled. Then suddenly grabbing a belt out of the drawer next to her, she made a snapping noise with it, like a whip.
I know.
Just. Don't ask...
"You'll pay for this, my boys." She said, an evil grin forming on her lips. Tsuna turned around slowly, Reborn still on his shoulder, and walked out of the room. Slowly closing the door.
Very. Slowly.
'They're screwed...' I whimpered in my mind. Watching the evil girl's eyes glistened. As the small -click- of the door sounded in the quiet room, Jennifer didn't hesitate. Not one bit.
BAM!
And...
She used the belt and smashed the door into pieces.
I let out a deep sigh, hearing crashes from the hallway and yelps from Tsuna. Hopefully, he ran out the door to avoid Jennifer's beating. She's one horrifying beast.
"Ciaossu!"
I glanced at Reborn, not really surprised he's still alive from Jennifer's war mode. See, try to look at it like this. When Jennifer is not in her T.O.M. mode, she's an angel. When she's not.
Run like hell.
"Good afternoon, Reborn." I replied. Reborn just nodded at me, walking up to the my drawer, ignoring the broken door's little pieces. Somehow, I feel sorry for it...
"What are you doing Reborn?"
"Training." He said, grabbing out my Jun Jou Romantica BL book. Cheeks flared up in a bright pink as I let out a strangle whine.
"R-REBORN! NO TOUCHY!"
"Fn. What's wrong?" He smirked, waving the precious book in front of me. I let out another whine-like sound.
"Rebornnn!" I said, not caring if the neighbors heard it or not. The stupid baby just smirked deeper and Leon flicking out its tongue at me.
"You seem to like these kinds of books." He said, not giving a care about my whinings, "Jun Jou Romantica, eh? Ever wanted to try out BL for yourself?"
"Eh?" Perverted, stupid, totally-not-a-baby say wuht?
The acrobaleneo pointed a gun at me.
"How about a little change in life, Nancy-chan?" Was the last thing I heard...
BANG!
...until I fell unconscious.
"Ugh... my head feels like it's been slapped by a chair..." I groaned, clutching my head. I haven't felt like this before in a long time.
Last time was caused by a flying chair. From your lovable Jennifer.
"Maybe Jennifer came back into the room..." an image popped in my head, "REBORN!"
"Yes?" I flipped my head up at Reborn's smirking face. Wait... since when did he get tall-
"HOLD UP. I'M MISSING SOMETHING HERE AREN'T I?" I yelled, Reborn answered with a deeper smirk.
"You finally caught up. What a slow girl you are." I sent him a glare. "Well, to be quite blunt, you've turn into a boy. And somehow in the mess, my curse is broken for the time being."
"THEN I HAVE A THINGY?" Oh, hey, my voice is deeper... and sexier...
"Yes, you have a dick. Face it."
"B-BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF STANDS UP!"
"Live your dreams, my boy." I gaped at Reborn for a second, then thought about it for another second.
That wouldn't be a bad idea...
'Wait! Am I the seme or the uke...?' I ran towards the bathroom basically bolting out through the broken door and shutting the bathroom door. I stared disbelievingly at the mirror.
That's me?
"No... way..." My face just screams uke. Seriously. Soft, pouty lips with fluffy-fluff cheeks. Brown hair that's no longer medium, but shorter in a just-got-out-of-bed style. My eye's are still in it's girly shine and my eye lashes are a bit longer.
I'm...
"I'm so pretty~!" I sang, "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty~! I'm pretty and witty, and I pity~ Any girl who isn't me tonight~!" I sprang into the room twirling. Reborn just lifted an eyebrow.
"You seem to like your looks, Nancy." He said. I grinned back at him. Then I notice something, 'Wouldn't it be weird to be called Nancy if I look like a boy...?
...gosh, it feels saying my name...'
"I should call myself Rebo-"
"Out of the question." I pouted.
"Fine. Peter Pa-"
"No."
"John Smi-"
"Are you naming yourself after John Smith?" I puffed out my cheeks. Ok, so what if I'm bad at names?
"I'll just call you Nanny."
"No. Reborn, that sucks more then the ones I named." He then flipped his smirking eyes at me.
"How about Naoki?" He grinned at the thought, "It fits you well."
"Huh?" Now it was my turn to raise an eyebrow, "What does Naoki mean?"
"Straight, or honest," He flashed me his smirking look again, "Brutally honest."
I grinned at him, "I love that name!"
"Then, Naoki, you'll go to school like this for the moment."
"Wait, you don't know the cure for the bullet?"
"Nope." He bluntly said. Ya' know what? I'm starting to think Reborn's real name is Naoki now...
I let out a sigh, but that was completely destroyed as Jennifer leaps into the room with a fork. No. Oh god, that is NOT safe. She's even more horrible with a spoon, but this?
This is much worse.
"WHERE IS NANC- Oh hey, a stranger. How may I help you?" She said, waving the fork in a careless manner. I gaped at her for a second, 'Wait...
...I can escape her hell!'
"Oh, he's living here. His name is Naoki, by the way. He'll also go to your school from this day on." Reborn said, bringing down my hopes. There goes my freedom of a T.O.M. Jennifer.
"Y-yeah..." I let out a meek smile at her to show respect. Best not to piss her off. As a boy and all.
I need to be careful with 'that' down there when I'm near her.
"Oh, your cute. Like an uke." She nibbled on her fork for a bit before grinning, "Are you gay by any chance?"
...
*insert another gapping Naoki*
"Yes. Yes, he is." Reborn replied, interrupting my thoughts. I glanced at him, a little fear for what Jennifer will-
"TSUNA, YOU HAVE AN UKE IN YOUR HOUSE, YOU BASTARD. GET YOUR ASS UP HERE." A squeak was heard downstairs with a thud. I sighed to smother down a grin at Tsuna's fail.
"W-w-wait! What do you mean I have- Oh." Tsuna's face turned pale as he saw the adult form of Reborn and little uke me.
Bitch, please. I know I'm gorgeous, but don't stare with your mouth open.
"Ciaossu, Dame-Tsuna."
"HIEEE! THE DEMON RETURNED!"
"That's kinda mean, Dame-Tsuna."
"Not compared to the utter torture you put me through!" He accused. I smiled at him, causing his attention to wander on me.
"W-who is he?"
"Naoki." I replied, taking out my hand and shaking his shivering ones. He smiled back at me with equal respect.
"N-nice to meet you," He then noticed it, "Wait, why are you in this room?"
"Ah..." I let out a grinned, "I lost my cat. Did it flew in here by chance?"
'Flew...?' Ah, you're so easy to read sometimes, Tsuna.
"Ahaha, I'm just kidding!" I laughed, causing Tsuna to slightly blush, "I'm living here and I'm a distant cousin of Nancy."
He stared disbelievingly at me, "Wait, you're cousins with Nancy?"
"Yup!"
"I can see why."
"That's mean, Tsu-kun!"
"Ah-hem, sorry to ruin your bonding moment, but don't ignore us!" Jennifer said, raising her fork towards me. "And you. You'll be sleeping with me, right?"
'W-w-w-wait! I don't wanna sleep with my bestie!' I paled, 'I'm not even ready to be a seme... yet!'
"Don't worry," Reborn answered, "Naoki will sleep with me." He then leered at me. "Since we're both guys, right?"
Somehow, that still doesn't give me reassurance of my virginity...
"Oh, then that means you'll be sleeping in my room, right?" Tsuna asked, tilting his head sideways. I fought the urge to lunge at him. Why did God made Tsuna so ukelicious?
Meh, he's still hot in his HDW mode, so I'm not complaining.
"Correct, Dame-Tsuna."
"At least call me Tsuna, Reborn!"
"Never."
"C'mooonn~!"
WHACK!
"OW!"
"Dame-Tsuna, a boss never whines."
"I don't wanna be a mafia boss, though!"
WHACK!
"O-o-ow..."
"Is that backtalking, Dame-Tsuna?"
"N-no..."
"Exactly."
"And that's how they roll." Jennifer then let out an evil laugh, "Haha! My minions are so well and evil!"
Okay, since when did Jennifer had a 'bad guy that sucks' mode?
"Jennifer-san, can you show me around?" Stumbling, I stood near her as Reborn turned Leon into a gun and aiming it at Tsuna's head. Tsuna being Dame-Tsuna, tripped backwards, fell into the hallway, fell down the stairs, and fell into unconsciousness.
"I-is he okay?"
"Yeah, he'll live." She grabbed my hand. "LET'S GO SHOPPING, HOTTIE!"
Huh, shopping? I never said-
No. NO.
NoooOoooooooO!
5 Hours Later
"We're home~!" Jennifer yelled, kicking off her shoes and placing down her mountain of bags to the side. I let out a small sigh of relief as my aching feet got out of the stuffy shoes. Shopping with Jennifer is never a good idea.
Unlike me, and 13% of the female population, Jennifer shops for hours. She'll force you to wait at another shop so she can shop at another store, then buy something she completely doesn't need. After that, she spends more money on new dresses and underwear. Including high class jewelry.
Let's not forget to mentioned the drama videos. 49 drama videos, might I add.
'W-where does she get this much money!' I thought, barely holding onto the bags(5 bags on each hand) up the stairs. I let out a groan as I reached the top of the stairs and leaving the bags in her room. I went into Tsuna's room.
"Ah. He's here." Well, another re-introduction...
"Eto, Naoki-san. How was your trip?" Tsuna asked, peeking under his lashes since he was still focused on solving that math problem. Gokudera and Yamamoto let out a small confused air before nudging Tsuna to introduce me.
"Oh! Sorry," He chuckled, "This is Naoki-san. He's gonna stay here for a bit..."
"Gokudera Hayato. Don't fuck with me." Ah, the usual greetings...
"Yamamoto Takeshi! Nice to meet you!" I nodded at him. I walked over to Tsuna's bed and sat down on it, earning an angry glare from Gokudera.
"How dare you sit on-"
"Calm down, badass. I'm tired from shopping with a girl on her period."
Instantly, the room got quiet.
"Wait, you guys didn't know Jennifer-san is on her period?" I wondered, each nodding. I let out a sigh.
"Tsuna, never go near that girl if you value your life." Tsuna raised an eyebrow, watching as I flopped down on his bed and curling up in it.
"Ahaha, Naoki looks like a kitty!" I glanced at him, turning my body so I could face the three. I noticed someone missing...
"Hey, where's Reborn?"
"It's none of your business!" Gokudera yelled, standing up. I flicked his forehead.
"Yes, it is." I returned his glare, "It's because of him I became something opposite of what I am."
"So you're actually a girl?" This time, Yamamoto spoke up. I gave him a shrug.
"HEY, ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Geez, since when did you became a fuming PMS-ing girl?" Everyone's mouth opened into a gasp, then Gokudera turned towards his boss.
"Jyuudaime, can I stick a wad of dynamite up his ass, please?"
"I'd like that," I grinned, earning another shock.
"What the- Are you a fag of something?" He yelled, standing up to cover Tsuna from my view.
"Yes, and don't worry," I let out another grin, "I have a sweeter ass then Tsuna, so it's no doubt he'll be the seme for me." I let out a loud laugh at everyone's bright red faces. Even Yamamoto wasn't dense enough to not know what that meant.
"You-!"
"Aww, you're hurting your boss's pride." I said, stealing Belphagor's smile, "Are you going to object your boss being the 'boss' of me?"
Gokudera took a deep bow near Tsuna, shocking him out of his stupor. "I-I'm sorry Jyuudaime! I couldn't believe you would be on-"
"GOKUDERA-KUN!"
"Yes, Jyuudaime?"
"L-let's just finish math..."
"Yes, Jyuudaime!" And with that, the group decided to ignore me, but it's obvious they were uncomfortable with the knowledge of me being gay.
I'm a girl, truth be told, but I can't spoil the fun. Let's teach them something about the beautiful art of yaoi.
...
No, I don't mean a huge yaoi orgy breakout. That's for another fanfiction.
"I'm not gonna hit on you," I said, only to be greeted with silence but somehow, the tension lessened for a bit, "People like you are the reason why gays and lesbians aren't revealing themselves."
At that, Gokudera's head flipped up at me.
"It's because it's wrong-"
"Society decided it's wrong, Gokudera." He was about to say something, but decided against it. I continued the speech.
"Lately, it's been common to have a normal life. Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. They create a baby together. And that baby is grown up to believe that boys and girls should interact that way." I said, earning Tsuna's and Yamamoto's attention.
"But, it takes a lot, and I mean a lot, of courage to say you like someone of the same gender." I took a breath, "But because of people grown up to believe that boys and girls have to be together as in a more-then-friends way, society will think being gay and lesbian is wrong."
"But why do people like the same gender?" Yamamoto asked. I gave him another shrug.
"I guess it's because people lost interests in the opposite gender, or maybe they found out that the person they're looking for is the one of the same gender," I looked over at them for abit, taking in the color of their eyes.
"But why would they hide the truth?" He asked again. I rolled my eyes.
"Did you not saw how Gokudera reacted when I told him I was gay?" All eyes landed on Gokudera. He looked down for a bit, trying to come up with a reason, but failed to. I gave him a grin.
"It's fine, no need to feel regret." I said, making him glance at me, "Life learns from mistakes." Gokudera let out a snort, but I could see it was to hold down a smirk.
"Then, why do you like being gay?" Tsuna asked, curious to know more.
"Because I lost interests with girls. Boobs and pussies? No thanks. I like being the one having fun for once," I grinned, earning three cherry faces.
"Oh? Discussing something about sex now aren't we?" We all flinched at the deep voice echoing in the room. All eyes turned over to the tall figure of Reborn, his fedora hat hiding his eyes, but revealing his forever smirk.
Why does that remind me of the Joker from Batman...?
"R-REBORN!"
WHACK!
"You're still useless as usual, Dame-Tsuna." He sighed dramatically, failing to hide the 100Ibs Leon Hammer behind him. I let out a soft chuckle at the daily scene. Gokudera worried about Tsuna's splitting head. Yamamoto laughing and asking the mysterious man where he got that balloon hammer.
And then me, smiling with satisfaction.
And Jennifer, appearing out of nowhere with nothing but an apron on.
And... I seriously need to stop with the 'ands'!
AND GOOD NIGHT.
Got...
To...
Sleep...
*snore*
BTW: T.O.M. means Time Of Month. Girls, you defiantly know what that means. And you've faced that horrible mood swing... maybe? XD