Yo! Ohayo Minna-san! O genki desu ka?
Nancy(Naoki): She's practicing her japanese. It sucks.
Me: Konni-
Jennifer: She can't even pronounce it right *chuckles*
Me: *pouts and throws a lamp at her, but she dodges*
Nancy/Naoki: We don't own KHR unless we had Akira Amano our slave. Forcing her to make Hibari have a weak spot for the little rabbit Tsuna. And Reborn trying to steal him and-
Jennifer: I think they get the point... *sighs* Moving on!
Me: *randomly saluted* AYE SIR~!
Naoki/Nancy: WARNINGS INCLUDE: Drama. Hibari's insult. And me crying. AND JENNIFER IS SORTA DONE WITH HER T.O.M. (thankgod)
Two days passed by with no trouble and problems.
Nah, screw that, my virginity was in danger every 5 seconds thanks to Reborn and Jennifer. I'm really starting to wonder if I'm going to loose my virginity by the end of the month. No, actually, it might be next Friday...
"Naoki-kwun~!" A voice yelled jumping on the bed and *oh-the-horror* pushing her chest up against mine.
"Y-yes, Jennifer-san?" I stuttered, flushing as she continued to push her boobs against me, and if you look at the scene, it's stupidly ridiculous. She's basically straddling me!
"When are you going to fuck me?" She asked, the serious tone making me whimper at her intense stare. I shook my head.
"I-I'm gay!"
"That is such a lame lie!" She yelled, smacking my head, and with a huff she climbed off the bed. Oh thank god I'm fre-
"At least prove your gay or something!" She said, causing the color of my red cheeks to loose it's pink color.
"WHAT?" I snapped, my eyes widening at Jennifer's smirk. She placed her hands on her hips.
"Prove. You're. Gay."
"I-I can't do-"
BANG!
"Oh, yes you can." Another voice joined the conversation, and making me shiver at the evil smirk he had on. "Since you're going to school tomorrow, why don't you hit on a certain prefect?"
Okay, who's a prefe-
Oh.
Oh.
"Uh, Reborn. You do know he will murder me once I ask him to go out with me, right?" I nervously asked, glancing at Jennifer's wide grin and then at Reborn's forever lasting smirk. Okay, Hibari's hot, and I'm a yaoi fangirl.
But why do I get paired up with a sadist?
And why is Reborn still smir-
"Too late. I made a deal," He said, interrupting my thoughts, "I'll fight him if he goes out with a certain boy with the name of-"
"MY EARS ARE DYING!" I yelled, running out the room. I don't want to here Reborn's latest scheme. That damn um... kid! ... uh...
...baby? Man? UGH! THAT STUPID... PERSON.
...
Lame, I know. But what insult I'll use, dear reader?
Calling him a sexy beast is not an insult I'll use, by the way.
"Oh, don't hide it. Practically everyone knows about your not-so-secret crush on the skylark." Reborn said, following me into Jennifer's room. Since when did he get here so fast?
What is he? The Flash?
"What are you-"
"Everyone knows you have a crush on Hibari Kyouya. There's no denying it; how you react to him is so painfully obvious." He then tilted his fedora hat upward, revealing an eye filled with amusement, "Sadly, Hibari himself doesn't know."
I let out a deep breath of relief. At least he doesn't know or else I'll be dead! Maybe I can cancel the date if it's not too late!
"Too late," He grinned, walking out of the room. He turned his face towards me, "A deals a deal, and you can never cancel the date."
"R-REBORN!" My cheeks flared up, it feels like it's on fire. As soon as the Reborn closed the door, I grabbed my pillow from my bed and threw it at the door.
"Damn Reborn and his stupid smartass-ness!"
"Pants~ pants~," I giggled, happy to wear a boys uniform instead of a girls. It means a lot to me...
Why, you ask? It's because wearing a skirt feels a little bit too breezy for my private parts...
"E-eto, Naoki-san? Are you okay?" Tsuna questioned, putting his vest over his white shirt. I grinned at him.
"I'm just happy I'm not wearing a skirt!"
"What?" Crap! I let it slip!
"Uh, well," I scratched the back of my head, "I-I use to wear girly clothes because my aunt loves dressing me up."
Tsuna only raised an eyebrow before letting out his everyday shriek when he glanced at the clock.
"HIEEE! LET'S GET GOING!" He yelled, grabbing both me and Jennifer's arms. He waved goodbye at his mom and made a mad dash out the door. Before I knew it, we were followed by a fuming Gokudera and a laughing Yamamoto.
"Oi! STOP TOUCHING JUUDAIME!"
"Ahaha! Only 5 minutes left Tsuna!"
"HIEEE!"
"O-Oh my gosh, I can see my soul drifting!" I panted out, leaning on the wall of Tsuna's classroom and closing my eyes for a second, tilting my head up. That was not a good idea.
When I opened my eyes, blood was everywhere and the male population of the classroom was laying on the floor. I sweatdropped. Seems like my uke face is a bit too much for some people...
"A-are they okay?" I said, turning to the nearest student. Which just so happens to be Kurokawa-san. She just stared at my face before grinning. Why is she...?
"Yeah, they'll be fine." She said, then she turned and muttered something to Kyoko about 'uke face' and 'innocent'.
Is this? Can it be?
A NEW YAOI FANGIRL? YES!
"Hey, if everyone's okay, I'll just leave..." I said, walking out of the room and closing the door. I made my way towards the principles office once more.
"Okay Naoki. You'll be in class D-1." His monotoned voice creeped the hell out of me. He gave some papers and some other stuff and told me where the classroom is. I just ignored him for the next 10 minutes and walked out the room and made my way over to class.
As soon as I made a left turn down a hallway, I heard a soft fluttering of a jacket as I saw someone else turning to a corner. Why is it the corners block everyone's view? What happen if there was some smexy stuff going on behind that corner? Stupid corners...
As soon as the end of that black jacket was gone from my sight, I fell on my knees. I don't really know why, I just felt a bit overwhelm. And why is my heart beating this fast? It never beats this fast.
Maybe...
'It's probably because I haven't apologized to him yet.' I thought, grimacing at the image of me shouting curse words at Hibari and Mukuro. I have to apologize! I can't leave this problem alone! I pumped my fist into the air, and my face turned into determination.
But for now, let's enter our classroom, ne?
-knock, knock-
A muffled, "Come in, " and a grin plastered on my face at that perverted joke, I opened the door and walked in. The face of my classmates only made my grin bigger.
"Class, this is Naoki who transferred here from... um..."
"America." I finished, earning even more stares.
"Right. Why don't you tell everyone a little about yourself." The teacher smiled. I held in an evil smirk.
"Sure! I'll tell everyone two things about me!" I started, almost laughing, "One! I'm gay!"
That was enough to make the guys oogle me and the girls high-fiving each other.
"Second! I belong to Hibari Kyouya!"
And that was enough to make everyone's jaw drop.
"Wait, what?"
"The Hibari Kyouya?"
"I-I can't make a move on him..."
"Girls! Assemble hidden camera's and recorders!"
I sweatdropped at my classmates sudden uproar. My teacher only patted my back with a side grin and pointed toward the seat my female self sat at.
My grin kept getting bigger, "Cool! I'm sitting in my cousin's seat!"
Cue another uproar.
Oh, and a scared teacher.
"L-let's get on with the lesson, c-class." He stuttered, turning his back towards the class. Tsuna poked me.
"W-why'd you say you belonged to Hibari-san?" He whispered.
I snapped back a name that ended our conversation, "Reborn."
Lunch Time:
Lunch time came, so me and the gang went upstairs toward the roof. I kicked the door open, which sadly earn me a hard-
WHAM!
"HIEEE! N-NAOKI-SAN!"
"Idiot deserved it... such an idiot wasted on the cute uke..."
"Ahaha, catch, Naoki! You should catch it!"
"Stupid baseball idiot! You can't freakin' catch a flying tonfa!"
And my head starts to hurt more as hell.
"You herbivores are crowding. I'll bite you to death." Cue another shiny tonfa and a deathly glare. Tsuna immediately send out a squeak and a long line of apologizes. Yamamoto laughed off while Gokudera was about to explode in front of the group of idiots. Jennifer was already busy with poking my red forehead.
"N-Naoki-kun, are you okay?" She asked, placing her forehead on mine, causing my face to erupt into a bright pink. She grinned. "Oh my, let nurse Jenny help you with your problems, my dear uke~"
Okay, mood-swinging Jennifer is no where scary as a horny one.
"Naoki." Hibari whispered threateningly, directing all his angry gaze on me. I let out a small blush as my heart began to pick up pace.
'Just what the hell is happening to me?'
"So you're the herbivore I have to date..." He muttered threateningly. All eyes on me please, because Hibari's gonna have-
"WUHT, NO!" Jennifer yelled, rather screamed. Didn't help she was right next to me. "He's mine!"
"Hands off, Jennifer Livingston." The prefect growled, causing Jennifer to grip onto me. And she's killing me.
And my beating-like-hell heart isn't helping either.
"No!" She retorted, "If I do, it's no doubt you'll ravish him and have his ass crying!"
At that, everyone's face lit up. Even Hibari.
If you look close enough.
"The akanbo* made me a deal to go out with this herbivore." He coldly said, "I wouldn't ravish a disgustingly low herbivore."
At that, my heart shattered.
"Naoki..? Are you okay, hun?" Jennifer asked, softly patting my cheeks. My eyes suddenly glisten like glass, and that was enough for Jennifer to finally click things into place.
Nancy gone + Adult!Reborn = Naoki
Also add a bullet hole near Nancy's bed.
"N-N-N-NANCY!" Jennifer yelped, pulling me close to her. I whimpered as I felt water pool around my eye. Almost a tear falling, a stood up quickly and ran away, saying between the lines of 'I need to go to the bathroom' and 'I gotta go do homework'. How I did that was beyond my comprehension.
"Wait! Nancy!" Before she knew it, I was gone from Jennifer's sight. She balled her fists and pointed accusingly at Hibari.
"BASTARD!" She yelled, running down the hallway.
Everyone was quite.
"What just happened?" Yamamoto said, breaking the silence. Everyone either remained silent or shaking their heads.
Reborn, however, smirked at the scene. Already planning the date.
- 3rd POV -
Soft cries and whimpers echoed in a bathroom stall in the boys bathroom. Jennifer, not caring if a boy was standing there pissing, she knocked on the stall harshly.
"Nancy! Oh god, Nancy!" She yelled, banging on the stall door again. She heard a small, 'go away', but that only made Jennifer's anger rose another level.
"Damnit! I was too careless!" She whispered, placing her forehead against the stall. She continued to mutter more curse words, blaming herself for letting Hibari say those things to her precious girl.
She knew how much Nancy likes Hibari. But if he keeps this bull shit up, it's no doubt Nancy will break...
'No, she won't. I won't let that happen...' Jennifer thought, crawling under the stall and into the small space. Naoki, or shall we say, Nancy, buried himself in his arms with his legs pulled close to his chest. Jennifer could've sworn she heard her heart crack at the scene.
Jennifer beant down near the boy and touched his head, causing Nancy to glance up at the girl. Jennifer smiled softly, opening her arms so Nancy could cry on her shoulder.
For the next few minutes, Nancy clutched onto Jennifer like a life line and cried her tears away.
Around 8th period, which just so happened to be P.E., Naoki returned to class with red eyes and puffy cheeks. Despite how cute he looked, classmates began to spread rumors about how Naoki was harshly rejected by Hibari Kyouya. That managed to go around school, making yaoi fangirls go mad with their own plot bunnies, using this to write a fanfiction of some sort.
Yamamoto, being the only one in Naoki's class at the time, ran up to Naoki patting his back. "Are you okay? You've missed 6th and 7th period."
Naoki glanced up at him, hardly smiling, the sadness of a broken heart evident in his eyes. Yamamoto instantly was taken back at the look, before ruffling his hair with a grin.
"Don't worry!" He laughed, causing the younger boy to raise an eyebrow, "If he doesn't say yes, I'll make you mine, okay?" Naoki could only flush at that one sentence before laughing brightly, causing everyone's worries washed away.
"I'll take up on that offer sometime, Yamamoto-kun!" He said, a smile back on his face. "But if not, I guess you'll just have to aim on your sweet Gokudera-kun!"
Now it was time for Yamamoto's face to blush, "Y-You knew?"
"It's kinda painfully obvious, how you glance at him sometimes with a grin and a slight lusty eyes." He replied, making the older teen turn redder. People around them couldn't hear the conversation much, but softly laughed at Yamamoto's red face.
"Okay class! Run 10 laps around the field for a warm-up!" Said the P.E. teacher. The students let out a groan, and, deciding not to argue back, ran the 10 agonizing laps.
Along the way, Naoki suddenly shivered.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.
Hibari tapped his finger on his desk impatiently. First that baby made a deal he didn't dare back out. Now a crying herbivore will date him later this after noon. He silently curse himself.
He didn't know that boy was actually Nancy.
Ever since that incident with Nancy cursing him out, along with that stupid pineapple, he had an urge to bite the living hell out her.
Plus, she was touched by the pineapple herbivore. How dare he touch what was his!
'Mine...?' He thought, sending out an even deadlier aura. Even the students on the same floor felt the presence.
At that time, the door of the Reception Room opened to reveal a tall, dark, man. Said man had an amused smile on his features.
"Seems like your relationship is going well." He commented. Hibari scoffed.
"The herbivore is crying-"
Bang!
"I know. Which is more the reason why you have to complete this date." The tall male said, the gun shining innocently. The prefect let out a small growl at the hole that the gun left on the wall, mere inches from his nose. He turned his attention outside, his window facing directly at the P.E. field. His eyes landed on a certain person.
'That stupid girl...' He thought, glaring. The girl(boy?) had red eyes and puffy cheeks. Meaning she really did a good crying to herself. Then a baseball idiot walked behind her and patted her back, smiling and telling her something that caused her to smile. Hibari scowled, looking away at the disgusting scene.
"Jealous, Hibari?"
"Emotions are for weak herbivores"
"Emotions give us strength." At that, Hibari's piercing eyes stared at the man in his doorway, that smirk still in place. The prefect looked away to glare at something else, giving the taller man a deeper smirk before leaving.
"Remember the deal, akanbo." Hibari said monotonously. Reborn left the room, saying, "It's you who should be saying that."
At that exact moment, the skylark begins to wonder why herbivores are always surrounding him.
Jennifer decided to return to class, despite missing 2 periods. No, she's not pregnant, mind you. Upon returning to class, she was bombard with so many questions from her fellow classmates.
"What happened?"
"Is Naoki okay?"
"Hibari Kyouya rejected him right?"
"If so, I'm going to make my move on him!"
"Nu-uh! I will!"
Jennifer, hearing all the comments, sent out a full blown glare that caused everyone's thought process to stop. That was just how pissed she was. Walking pass the stiff people, she sat at her desk.
'Nancy...'
Naoki anxiously waited inside his classroom, not wanting to go outside despite the day still looking young. No, he didn't care about that.
He cared about the person he ran away from.
'Crap, now I gotta apologize to him for running away form our date AND cursing him out...' He groaned, slamming his head on his desk. Tsuna stared at the boy questionably.
"E-eto, Naoki-san..." Tsuna mumbled, Naoki glanced up at the other, "A-are you really Nancy?"
"Yes."
"That explains everything." He sighed in relief. He was scared to involve another innocent person in the Mafia.
Shooting babies and prefects with shiny tonfas and so on.
Naoki giggled at Tsuna's relieved face. The bell rung loudly, echoing through the hallways. Classmates stood up, stretched and walked out of the classroom to either go home or go to there clubs. Leaving only four people in room, silence eating them.
"Um... Nancy?" Tsuna asked, poking his shoulder. Naoki glanced up at him again.
"Is it true you have to go on a date with Hibari-san?" Naoki nodded, confirming the information that nagged everyone's head. Gokudera immediately blew up.
"WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled, "DID THAT BASTARD FORCE YOU?"
Suddenly, the door opened to a very angry Jennifer and a smirking Reborn. Jennifer, worried like the worried wart she is, jumped(literally) on Naoki, hugging the poor boy to death.
"R-Reborn! What is the meaning of this!" Tsuna snapped. The room's occupants stared at Tsuna, amazed he actually got mad at his home tuto-
Whack!
"Dame-Tsuna, that's no way to treat you home tutor that way." Reborn said, shaking his head as Tsuna rubbed his new injured head. Math problems and now Reborn's torture? He can only take in so much...
"Mn..." Naoki made a small growl, his head still facing the windows, despite Jennifer hugging the hell out of him.
"I suggest you get going, Naoki." Reborn said, smirking (again) at the boy's pouting face, "You're future husband is waiting for you." At that, Naoki let out a scoff.
"Yes, a husband who, no matter what, doesn't love me." He replied monotonously, grabbing his book bag and walking near the door. Jennifer eventually had to unlatch herself from him, pecking him on his check.
"See ya." says the girl, and with that, Naoki left the scene. Yamamoto, Gokudera, and Tsuna stood awkwardly, feeling as if they were somehow forgotten.
-click!-
"Now let's get going." The ex-acrobaleono said, tilting his gun at the boys, "We don't want to miss this. Defiantly."
By then, Hibari was walking down the hallways, spotting a certain crybaby.
Woah. Drama. Bet it's killing you just to know what's gonna happe-
*Get's hit by a fellow reader*
Reader: You bastard! You kept me waiting 2 weeks, and now this! This is far worse then Reborn's training I tell you!
Me: Ah-ah~! Careful now! I am, after all, trying my utmost best to satisfy you all. *bows* I'm sincerely sorry for the delay, mistress.
Reader: *squeals* It's a second Sebastion! XD
Me: Lolz, anyway. I apologize for the late notice. I no longer have internet at my house anymore. Though, that won't stop me! I'll use the school's computer instead. Wish me luck on making the next chappy, so R&R people! XD