Ever read the Da Vinci Code? I read the book and I couldn't help but be surprised. I mean, who knew Jesus was married?

Well, obviously you now.

Moving on! The later chapters are gonna get serious. Depending on what mood I type this so yeah...

Warnings Include: OOC-ness, randomness, potty-mouthness, and other-ness.

I don't ownnnn KHR~!


"Mukuro-sama...," Mumbled the 13 year-old girl. Clutching the bag of sweets and junk food, she pass through the crowd of people before walking on a lone road. She heard footsteps, but dismissed it. Yet, the footsteps were still there, like as if they were following her. Her temper flared, and she turned around, only to be surprised.

"Yo! Chrome-chan!"

"H-Hi, C-Chrome-san..."

"Eh...?" Chrome could only stare at the two people in front of her. Who is that red-haired boy? And wasn't the girl that one person that Mukuro kind of likes? Her jealousy flared abit, "W-Why are you here?"

"Ahum~ Maybe because Mukuro needs a little push!" The girl yelled, before she threw a mysterious purple weapon at her. Sensing the bazooka, she dodge quickly to the right and grabbed the weapon.

"N-NANCY-SAN!" The boy yelled, clutching his stomach, "I-I told you not to involve o-other people in t-this! And s-stop throwing the m-malfunctioned bazooka a-around!"

"...," The girl, now named Nancy, pouted at the red-haired boy. Chrome could only watch the scene through one single eye.

"I-I'm serious, N-Nancy-san!" The boy yelled again. The brown-haired girl's eye twitched.

"I need to do this," The girl grumbled, turning her attention to Chrome, "Mukuro's in trouble and I'm sooo not gonna be his victim if he needs to molest someone just because his ass got kicked."

"M-Mukuro-sama?" The pineapple haired girl gasped, 'What does she mean Mukuro-sama's in trouble...?'

Nancy pouted, "Now get in the bazooka so I can blow you into the future," At that, she made a sly smirk at the younger girl, "Plus, you'll get to see how sexy Mukuro is with his hair tied back~!"

Chrome could only blush, 'M-Mukuro-sama has l-long hair?' She clutched the bazooka for a bit, hesitating. She couldn't help but feel that she needs to go, even if it means this is actually a trap or some sort. Because lately, Mukuro haven't been able to contact her, and she was slowly losing her strength. She looked up at Nancy with determined eyes.

"I-I'll do it!" At that, Nancy smiled. The indigo-haired girl, even the red-head that lectured her earlier, blushed at the charming smile. But as quickly as it appeared, it disappeared. Chrome wanted to see that smile again.

"Good! Then here you-," Nancy took the bazooka and threw it at Chrome, "GO!"

POOF!

Shouichi could only watch and sigh. He really needs to stop following Nancy-san and her shenanigans. Too bad the brunette was a bit forceful...

"Let's go, Appuruheddo-chan~!"

"T-That's not my name!"

"Whatever you say... Shou-chan~"

"Mou..."


Walking up the steps of the Namimori Shrine, Nancy couldn't help but sing randomly at the time.

"Midori tanabiku~ Namimori no~"

Shouichi stared at the girl, "What are you singing?"

"Namimori anthem," At that, she chuckled, "Hibari-kun would be happy to hear me sing the anthem for him anytime."

"Hibari-kun?" At that his face twisted into a confused look, "Who is he anyway? Your boyfriend?"

Her face erupted in a cute shade of pink, "H-He's not my b-boyfriend..."

'She's in denial...' Shouichi thought, shaking his head. He glanced up at the tall trees of Namimori Shrine. Then at the girl who was too preoccupied with her own thoughts, unaware that she's showing her emotions. He sweatdroped, 'She's so random, yet she's like an open book...'

Shouichi continued to walk up the long stairs of the shrine and smiled. He hasn't been here for quite a long time. Sure he visits here every New Years, but this year he moved back and forth a lot, so he wasn't able to always spend his New Years here in Namimori. A sudden question popped into his mind and he turned to his friend.

"Hey, do you spend your New Years here with your family?"

Nancy stopped all process of whatever she was thinking and her bangs covered her eyes. Sensing this subject a bit taboo, he changed the subject. Well, tried to.

"Y-You see, I move a lot s-so I haven't been h-here for a long t-time and stuff, so I was just w-wondering if you... spend...," At that he trailed off, the brunette being quiet throughout his ramble. He felt uncomfortable right now, and his stomach hurts like hell. What the hell is he suppose to do now? "U-Um..."

"I haven't spend New Years yet with my family."

Shouichi's mind paused, '...yet?'

"What do you mean, 'yet'?" He asked, a bit curious. She shrugged, not really wanting to tell the whole truth.

"I haven't spend New Years with Tsuna-kun and everyone else yet," She mumbled, pulling the hem of her shirt. If this wasn't such a taboo subject, Shouichi would've blushed at the cute action Nancy displayed.

He swallowed a bit, "W-What about your r-real family?"

Again, Nancy shrugged, deciding to clutch the bazooka. She was completely unaware of how her knuckles were turning white.

"I-I don't really want to talk a-about it..."

"Nancy-san, we're friends right?"

She meekly nodded, her eyes glued to the ground.

"T-Then, if you want, we could talk about this one day?"

She looked up at Shouichi's eyes and he could've sworn he saw her eyes turn into a crescent shape reflection. He continued to stare at her, wondering if he'll see it again. But then-

"Oh, it's Nancy-chan again," Said a soothing voice enough for fangirls to swoon. The brunette girl instantly brightened up.

"FONNN~!"

"E-eh?" Shouichi let out a squeak as Nancy, who was once looking so depressed before, jumped on the small baby that looked awfully like a chinese man. 'W-What's a baby doing here, and how does he know Nancy-san?'

"It's nice meeting you, too, Nancy-chan." Fon replied, hugging back at the girl.

"Eh? Isn't this that one girl Reborn talked about, kora?" A baby with blonde hair asked, crossing his arms to inspect the girl.

"Yare, yare, you're here..." another baby sighed, a weird frog on top of his head, croaking to acknowledge Nancy.

"Y-YO! I'm Skull-sa-" sadly, this one didn't manage to introduce himself as he was mercilessly whacked by the blonde-haired kid.

"Tch, so you're what Reborn has been talking about?" asked a baby girl, who had a strange burn mark on her right cheek. Shouichi then glanced at Nancy, who was still hugging the poor Chinese baby to death(even though it seemed he's unaffected by it). 'Who, more like what, are these kids doing here?' he thought, holding his stomach in a nervous gesture. Nancy smiled brightly at everyone, causing them to slightly blush.

"Oh, Shou-chan! Don't worry!" She grinned, "They may be merciless, but they're okay!"

"Okay? Psh, I'm more awesome then these guys, kora!"

"Yeah right, Collonello."

"I totally awesome, Lal, kora!" Nancy couldn't help but laugh and Shouichi felt his nervousness lighten up.

"S-So, what are you doing here?" He asked meekly, making a note to stay away from the two kids, who, apparently, found that it's time to wrestle each other to death.

"Ah," Fon jumped from Nancy's grasp and onto her head, smiling, "We're here for a special meeting for the acrobaleno trials. Seems like Tsunayoshi-kun is growing stronger, but he still needs to prepare himself for the stronger enemy."

"S-stronger enemy? W-Who's that?" The red-head asked. Nancy let out a dark aura all of a sudden, much like the time when she punched that poor wall, which probably still has that crater.

"A-ahahaha," She chuckled darkly, "Byakuran's trial is comming closer, nee? Ahahahaha..."

The arcobaleno couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at the girl, wondering if she's mentally okay. Skull, the strange baby that hides his face underneath a motorcycle helmet, managed to ask that question, "H-hey, what d-did that person d-did to you?"

That day, Skull thought he'd rather fight Reborn to death then to here this girl's rambles on this 'Byakuran' person.

"...then he reached down and groped me, that bastard, and he took my shirt..."

Ahh, it's not ending anytime soon, isn't it?


"And so, that pervert, started hitting on me like as if-"

"Kora! I think I've heard enough, kora..." Collonello sighed, making a mental note that he should keep a long distance to this girl if she ever started complaining. Everyone agreed, well...

Except Fon, who was trying his best to keep calm.

"So," the chinese baby spoke, "In other words, Byakuran-san basically stole your first kiss?"

"Yup...," Nancy groaned at the memory. 'Sure he's hot, and that his lips were kinda soft and- WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?' She clutched her head, again in her own world completely oblivious to the other's stares. She let out another groan. 'Geez, if only I knew how to control my flame- MY FLAME POWAH!' She suddenly gasped and grew a large smile, 'I know! Maybe I can ask Fon about my flames!' She turned toward the chinese baby and grinned. Which all the arcobalenos in return raised an eyebrow at the strange girl.

"Nee! My moon flames activated!" She smiled, causing everyone to stay in silence before going into a sudden chaotic outburst.

"W-WHAT, KORA!"

"N-No way."

"Yare, yare, I already expected this, but this early?"

"T-That's s-so cool, N-Nancy-sempai!"

"Oi, you got to be kinding me!"

"Another guardian? But we only have 7 arcobaleno... I need to research this..."

Shouichi threw Nancy a confused look, "Moon flames? What are those?" She grinned evilly at him as she pretended to push her imaginary glasses up (which reminds me, what ever happened to Nancy's real glasses 23 chapters ago?).

"Well, Moon Flames are the type of Dying Will flame that is usually used world-wide in the mafia world; Vongola being the first ones to actually use proximately 400 years ago where Vongola Primo became the first boss of Vongola. Dying Will Flames are, if activated, is the source of your last choice or will of your regret after you died. Henceforth it's called the 'Dying Will' flame. There are currently 7 types of flames, but with activation of my Moon Flames, there might be possible more. The current ones are Sky, Storm, Rain, Thunder, Sun, Mist, and Cloud," The brunette smirked as Shouichi stood in awe as the other acrobalenos chuckled at the boy, "There's also more, but that would mean I have to ruin the surprise of the Arcobaleno Curse. Also, you know that Vongola I mentioned?" Shouichi nodded meekly at her, still trying to absorb all the information, "Well, Tsunayoshi Sawada is the 10th boss."

"..." Ah, it's that silence where you let all the information sink in-

"WHAT?" The red-head outburst echoed through the forest as he paced up and down, clutching his stomach. And Nancy silently wonders how he's able to do that even when his stomach hurts like how a girl's period hurts.

"T-This doesn't make any sense! I-I mean, it s-sorta would explain plenty o-of things, but not a-all of them!" He flipped over to the babies, "Y-You believe me right? Nancy-san's gone crazy, right?"

"Actually...," the Arcobalenos laughed it off, causing the reddette blush. Even Nancy laughed at him. Oops, I mean, with them.

"Maa, maa," She chuckled, stiffening her laughter. She patted Shouichi's shoulder, "We're all a little mad, right? So, chill your nuts!"

"N-Nancy-san, please refrain from using any, and I mean any, sexual innuendos... please..."

"Bwahahahaha~!"


After a whole 5 minutes and a red-faced Shouichi, Nancy decided to get down to business. And, um... when I meant by that...

"So, anyone brought the food?"

"Sorry, seems like we forgot."

"There's a cafe near here, right?"

"Yeah, they serve some good sweets, from what I researched."

"Ah, I didn't think you'd have a sweet tooth, kora."

"...shut up." Nancy laughed as Verde blushed softly, not wanting to admit he really likes sweets as much as Haru and Kyoko. Not like he never met them before. *cough*he-researched-them-instead*cough*

"Nancy-san," Fon spoke, grabbing the girls attention, "You wouldn't mind accompanying us, right?"

"Of course I'll go!" She grinned, thumbings up at them, "I'll make sure to bring Shouichi here so he can learn how to chill like you babies."

Shouichi then noticed something, "Oh yeah, which I kinda wanna ask you something..."

"Hm? And whatever might that be, Shouichi-san?" Fon asked, jumping on Nancy's shoulder. Collonello occupied her other shoulder as Lal jumped on top of her head. Even Verde and Mammon choose to join in also, seeing that it seemed fun, but they used their own pets for the transportation. The other baby that wore the motorcycle helmet was already gone from sight; God knows what he's doing.

"U-um... why you guys," Shouichi coughed slightly, "You guys aren't really babies, right?"

"You just realized that now?" Lal blurted out, which is strangely out of character, but we're all use to it now. The redette's face blew up, stuttering incoherent words.

"Ahaha, I told you Shouichi-chan is interesting!" Nancy laughed, Collonello and Fon having to hold on as her shoulders shook from laughter. Shouichi's face, if possible, turned redder.

"Y-You're so mean, N-Nancy-san."

"Maa, maa, Appuruheddo-chan!"

"..."


My arm hurts and my fingers are going numb. ANYWAYS! Here's another late chapter.

BTWWWW YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG ON YOUTUBE:

http:/ / youtube .com/ watch?v= H9G1cAdfpxo&list= FL13ja2dAvdd1LL2lItQ_f4Q&index= 22&feature= plpp_video

IT'S SO BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED!

Anyways, review and I might update faster... Maybe. :D