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I stared at him for a really long time.

...

Just...

...

"I would appreciate it if you would stop staring, Ms. Clemens. It's quite rude." He spoke, a thick British accent lingering his words. I gapped. "Gapping is also quite rude."

"I-I know, but, um,"

"Yes?"

"You're...?" He chuckled.

"Yes, I'm the Moon-"

"An uke?"

...

Blink

"For Goodness sake, I'm not an uke!" He coughed, blushing darkly. "And bloody hell, how can you say such a thing with that straight face? What on Earth goes on in that mind of yours? I heard you can be brilliant at times, but I did not see that coming. Goodness, it seems we're going to have a rather bloody difficult time training you properly..."

I laughed loudly, rolling on the floor. He's a total uke. No doubts about it. In fact, he seems almost as uke as Tsuna! Damn, I have so many asses to slap today. I have to slap Tsuna's, Hibari's, and now- uh, what's his name again...?

"My name is Elliot Smith, Ms. Clemens," He sighed, landing on the floor near me. I took the moment to observe how pretty his eyes are. I didn't think that such a hue of gold was that beautiful. And honestly, that silver hair does make his eyes even more memorizing. He was even wearing a suit and top hat to boot! Goddamn British people and their amazing good looks and their accents and their motherfu-

"Ms. Clemens? Are you daydreaming again?" He chimed, cutely tilting his head. I squealed.

"YOU'RE. SO. CUTE!"

"I told you before, I'M NOT BLOODY CUTE!"

After an argument of weither or not he's an uke, we calmed down and decided to be serious. Although, I still argue that he's an uke.

"So, Elliuke, what's up?" I asked, sitting with my legs crossed. He huffed, brushing his new nickname aside.

"I have decided to train you for the up-coming Arcobaleno trials," Elliot smiled, "I do wish to see you battle with the strength I give you; I can see you have a brilliant mind, but you seem to not use it as much as I had desired."

I tilted my head, "Did you just call me smart-but-stupid?"

He blankly stated, "Yes."

WHy I oughta'-

"You 'ought to' what?" He flipped his black top hat down and revealed a black cat. The cat blinked slowly before hiding back in the hat. Elliot merely chuckled, "You're emotions are getting the best of you, Ms. Clemens." Excuse me while I secretly wish to flip this British brat off right now.

He chuckled, "Moving on, I plan to train you as soon and discrete as possible."

I raised an eyebrow, "Why do we have to be secretive?" He opened his mouth to reply but paused. And then closed his mouth with a cough.

"I'm sure Ms. Fuchs wouldn't appreciate my early company anytime soon. And the other Arcobalenos... let us say I have left them a rather bitter taste from my last visit." Elliot looked down, his golden eyes focusing on the floor. I bite my lip, wondering what could be the problem. It's not like he had-

Oh my god.

"You..." He looked up at me. "You didn't have sex with one of them, did you?"

...

Elliot's skin paled drastically.

What... wait. Whut?

"D-Did I got that right?! ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?!" I yelled, grabbing a pillow and clutching it tightly. He glanced sideways, feeling more nervous.

"I suppose you are correct," The silverette said, "I did... have sex with one of the Arcobalenos. B-but I swear! I-It was just a one night stand! Besides, that person no longer loves me anymore..."

I paused for abit, "Is that partner a girl... or a boy?" He looked up at me with a stare and didn't say anything.

"I shall not reveal... his/her identity," He cleverly said, causing me to frown. What the hell. How am I suppose to ship you with him/her then?

I decided to just leave it and ship him with Reborn or Fon. I think Fon would be nice, but then Reborn could tease and make Elliot adorable and stuff. Damn, so many choices. I mean, I guess Verde would be cute, but he's such a tsundere uke. Collonello is already with Lal, and I highly doubt there's going to be a three-way there. And there is Zelma. Zelma-chan is mean, but she's a tsundere, too.

'So, I'll just ship him with Zelma, Reborn, and Verde then. And Fon.' I thought happily. I finally payed attention to my surrounding and noticed that Elliot was giving me a blank stare.

"What?"

"Stop shipping me with everyone, Ms. Clemens."

"NU."

"Bloody- You know what? I give up!" He flipped his hands in the air, "You can think however you wish to think then."

"Yay!" I smiled, clapping like a child, "Oh right! What are we gonna train on?"

At that his eyes glistened, "You're will."

"M-my will?" I asked, glancing at my ring. He pulled out a cane that was black, except for the top part which had the shape of a golden eagle. Elliot smirked.

"Yes, and we'll start from lighting it," Was what he said before the eagle's beak opened, revealing a light, "Let's begin, poppet."

SHIT! NOT THIS AGAIN!

Bang!

...

GOD DAMNIT.

I woke up. But it felt weird. Like you're floating and not floating at the same time. Not sure how that makes any sense, but it just does okay!?

"There you are, Ms. Clemens," Elliot said, rather alluringly. Is he being seductive or somethi-

Praise the Lord n' Jesus.

"...?" He tilted his head, "What's wrong, Ms. Clemens?"

"Y-You're..." He hummed, clearly pleased.

"I know. My form before I was cursed is rather-"

"Even more uke."

...

"Bloody hell, will you please stop with the shipping!? I mean, I suppose I do look abit feminine, but that doesn't divert me from being a man! Quite so-"

I zoned out his rant and focused on his cute face. He's blushing with such a tsundere face, that it's almost illegal. Not to mention, he's in his human form. He's rather tall though, but his lean body makes up for the height. His silver hair is longer than I predicted, too. It reaches to the bottom of his neck, splitting on the left side. He even has an ahoge (which is like a cow-lick lol). His suite fits him snuggly, and his top hat is missing. I wonder where it went...?

"And if you accuse me of such of- are you even listening, Ms. Clemens?"

"Nope."

"...bloody hell," He turned away, sighing deeply. "What am I going to do with you?"

I shrugged, "You can give me a strip show-"

"I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A STRIP SHOW."

"Aww, c'mon~! You got the booty, so it's fine!" I grinned, standing up and trying to slap his ass. He quickly dodged it.

"I'm not your bloody kissa-gram!"

"You sound like a woman." I rolled my eyes, smacking his back lightly (where I purposely slapped it close to his ass. Close!). Elliot coughed and adjusted his tie.

"Anyway, do you know where we are, Ms. Clemens?" The uke asked. I looked around quizzically, but there was nothing but white clouds and a night sky. It was rather beautiful, too, with the sky being dark and the stars shining bright. The moon seemed to lighten up the sky, too.

I looked at him, "We're in a place that could kill me because of the lack of oxygen?" He stared at me with a raised eyebrow.

"I didn't think you'd be smart enough to know we're out of the ozone layer."

"HEY!"

"But I suppose you are correct. Well, half-correct." He pulled out that cane (suddenly scaring the shit out of me since it came UP from the clouds. Like, the fuck, does it float?), and pointed at the moon, "Specifically, you're in a dream-like state. Almost like the famous lucid dream. However, in here, you're body is brought along completely."

Whut? "Then what about my body at home? How long are we going to be here anyways?"

Elliot simply smiled, "There is an illusion set up to pretend your body is there, but it isn't really. A substitution, you could call it. It does have one flaw though."

"What flaw?"

He quickly shook his head, "Nothing dangerous. Just a simple disappearing act, that's all. And to answer your question about how long we're going to be here, I should say about 3 days."

"3 DAYS?!" I started panicking, "B-But Tsuna comes back home TODAY! What am I-"

The silverette grabbed my shoulders softly, "It's alright, Ms. Clemens. Your substitution doll will handle it. You'll come back and everything will be fine."

I gulped, letting the information sink in. Da hell, I was suppose to stay home and be a good girl! B-but then, I guess... Should I? I mean, there are a lot of things going on, but I do know that I need this.

This moment to know why I'm here...

"Come along, Ms. Clemens. We have much to learn." He gently held my hand and lead me through the clouds. I laughed at how ironic this is.

"Hm? What seems to be funny, Ms. Clemens?"

"Nothing. It's just that I'm stepping on Kyouya- Never mind." Of course, I had to imagine me being a domanatrix at that exact moment.

But it was a cool image of me stepping on Kyouya and him being "ooh yes m'lady" 8D

Meanwhile...

Byakuran's smirk left a dark mark on Tsuna and his friends' memory. They recently just escaped the Funeral Wrath just in the nick of time thanks to TYL!Mukuro, but it didn't last long as Byakuran's face appeared in the sky, shooting a ray at a mountain, completely destroying it. Hibari was not amused.

"Ah, my face slipped!" Byakuran chuckled, slightly amused at the Vongola's expression. Even Reborn's face looked interesting.

The rest remained quiet, tensed and was about to snap. The marshmello-man tilted his head in a playful manner.

"I'll let you go run this once, Tsunayoshi-kun!" Byakuran said, "You know you can't run forever. And give my greetings to the younger version of Nancy there. The TYL!Nancy here is getting rather boring. She has been neglecting her work per usual." Tsuna bit his lip and glared at the man.

"Don't talk about her like that," Tsuna deadly spoke. Hibari narrowed his eyes at Byakuran.

"Fufu~ Well, just be careful okay?" The white-haired man laughed, "We don't want her going rampant on you again~! Byebye for now!"

His face disappeared in the sky, leaving a bitted silence between the Vongola.

"Tsuna...," Jennifer spoke softly. She walked up to him and glanced at Hibari. Both were not looking at each other, because if they did...

They would break.

Chaossu! Sorry for such a long time!

It's glad to see you guys, y'know? I was thinking about discontinuing this fanfiction, but I reread the reviews and I couldn't stop thinking about how you guys would feel.

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