From: CaptionHollyShort16
Hi Arty! I just wanted to know, do you even read fanfictions? If you do,
whats your favorite story?
Love Forever,
CaptainHollyShort16
Artemis' Reply:
Dear CaptainHollyShort16,
May I call you Captain? I sometimes do if I am not planning world domination. My favorite story is... Most of the ones that don't absolutely suck.
Sincerely,
A. Fowl II
From:
AnimeMomo
so Artemis you don't have a girlfriend are you gay?
Artemis' Reply:
Dear AnimeMomo,
Of coarse I'm not gay. I actually have a girlfriend. Her name is ***** *****. She is very beautiful.
Sincerely,
A. Fowl II
From: Astrid-Elizabeth-Dare
Dear Artemis Fowl,
How has your relationship with your father been since you saved him from the
mafia? Was it different while you had no memories of the People?
Sincerely,
Astrid Elizabeth Dare
Artemis' Reply
Dear A.E.D.,
It actually got better because he is a better man now. The only bad thing about that was there was no more stealing. It didn't change while I had no memories of the People.
Sincerely,
A. Fowl II
From: Epic Mickeygirl
Dear Artemis,
I mean he is basically an alter ego that feels all emotions torwards Holly
that you deny...so how do you cope with him and how do you make sure he
doesn't do somthing stupid?
Sincerely,
Epic MickeyGirl
Arty's Reply:
Dear Epic,
I have no clue what you are talking about. *whisper's to me* Oh you mean Orion. He's okay. He kind of has started to slip into my own mind again. I guess that means I like Holly. Oh and to answer your other question, he is a lovesick romantic, but he's not stupid.
Sincerely,
A. Fowl II