Okay sorry for the wait but I only had 2 reviews/letters. Now I have three so I will be updating. Next time I want at least five. Disclaimer: I don't even have a copy of the books.

From: Pepsicola56

dear artemis,

do you watch NCIS? if you do who is youre fave charicter? ~Hana~

Artemis' Reply:

Dear Hana,

No, I don't have time for such lame shows(no offense but I had to block the question somehow. I don't even watch anything like that.) *glares at me* Thank you for that long comment.

Sincerely,

A.

From: Holly Swift

Dear Artemis:

From your point of view, what's it like having an alter-ego? I myself have one
(her name's Seria). I think it gets pretty confusing at times, but I've always
wanted to know what another person thinks of it. Care to give us an insight?

Sincerely,

Holly D. Swift.

Artemis' Reply:

Dear Miss Swift,

Well as you know having an alter-ego is pretty tiring. Orion is gone so I don't want to remember him as much as I have to.

Sincerely,

A.F. II

From: Juno

Hello Artemis Fowl,

In advance, I'm sorry for any faults. I'm French and just half bilingual.

Now, I have many questions for you :

1)Did your little brothers (when they was really really young) throw up when
they were happy ? Even if not, did they (or did you think they) threw up on
you when your mother put them in your arms for the first time ?

2)Could you sell your soul for orange juice ?

3)What kind of torture you think Butler use on me if I treat you of... pustule
anti-philanthropic ? (take it only has a supposition)

4)Are you vexed when peoples take you has a Dracula's reincarnation or a Blues
Brothers ?

Bye now,

Juno

Artemis' Reply:

Dear Juno,

My little brothers did not throw up on me. They were 1and a half by the time I met them. I do not like orange juice and I think you meant Would not Could. Uhm... it is probely illegal so I won't tell you. No I am not vexted by it at all, though inside I am laughing.

Sincerely,

A.F. II

From: Ninja-curry-girl

Dear Artemis,

Have you ever watched a TV show called Doctor Who? I think you might take a
liking to that show.

Love,

Ninja

Dear Ninja-curry-girl,

I haven't heard of that show in the U.S. I am currently staying with my cousin(that's how I met Artemis).

Sorry,

A.F. II

Okay now I'm done so review, review, review.

Thanks,

Cloudseeker6729

P.S. I won't update for about two weeks. I am really busy with this big projects and fieldtrips.