Authurs Note: Hey guy's just saw all the subscribers that subscribed to my story. I would like to thank y'all for that. As a result of this now i am alittle bit nervous because i didn't expect to see people subscribe to this so soon. To tell you the truth i don't the intro wasn't up to par. Richer1992 thank you for writting a review now i have something to go by. And Yes i knew as wrote this story that there are alot of humans end up in ponyville type of stories. I will do my best to stand out from the rest XD. Anyway, Hopefully i can get another chapter in by as early as this Friday if not than the latest will be Tuesday. Of coarse the reason why i now have time to write more on this story is because my 360 RROD on me. But as a get a new one my progression this story will not be slowed...now since I am in Junior College i will be however hung up because of homework and stuff(and MW3 comes out in 6 days XD!) oh BTW i hope you get some of the humor in this chapter...Enjoy!

….Jean's Dream….

"Sgt. Brown, can you hear me?" a strange voice called. Jean opened his eyes but all he could see was blurry man in a green jacket.

"Get up soldier you're not hurt!" The man yelled. Jean shook his head and stared at the man. The figure slowly came into focus. It was an army man wearing a tan uniform. He couldn't believe his eyes as he quickly scanned his surroundings. He was in the middle of war.

BOOM!

The explosion came from behind him. Jean covered his head as dirt showered him clattering against his helmet.

"Get up soldier! No time to be a coward now!" the man yelled handing him the gun.

"Shoot them bastards over there soldier. That's an order! "The man yelled again as he turned around and shot several rounds at the enemy. Jean looked at the gun than at the man who had waked him up. This all seemed too familiar to him.

"That's it Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2!" he yelled to himself.

"What was that soldier?" the man yelled reloading his gun.

"Nothing Sargent!" Jean yelled as he aimed his gun at the enemy who was across from them.

…Ponyville…

It was another beautiful day in Ponyville. The clouds have been all bucked away by the Pegasus earlier. The sky was a flawless color of blue and sun completed the scenery with a bright yellow shine. It was hot today but not unbearable as it had been during the past first 2 weeks of summer. Twilight Sparkle took time and notice how beautiful summer was in Ponyville. She had just finished reading the 12 books she had planned to read today and was now on her way to Zecora's house to ask about the new tea she made.

"I hope she made something with apples again. That apple tea she made last time was the best tea I ever had." She said to herself licking her lips. As she made her way through Everfree forest she noticed a creature lying on the road face down. The creature had on strange black clothes which looked as if they had been burned by something.

"AC-130 above!" Jean yelled as he rolled over. "This will give us some cover for now!" he yelled again as he kicked his legs in the air almost as if running from or to something. Twilight inched her way closer to him as Jean began to snore.

"E-Excuse me." She said. Jean didn't respond. She placed one hoof on his chest than gently shook him. "Tossing stun grenade." He said turning on his side towards Twilight. She looked at his face than blushed.

"He's so cute…whatever he is." She said to herself. Jean was still asleep. Twilight than realized she just finished reading a book about a creature that walks on two legs not too long ago.

"Wait a minute." She said magically opening her saddlebag and pulling out a book. It was called Other Creatures not of Equestria. She flipped through the pages until she found the chapter about humans. She briefly looked at the picture than at Jean.

"Walks on two legs, has hair on top of its head almost like a main, wears clothes all the time to keep from being cold, eats meat…some humans are dangerous others are not. Judging by his face he looks like he is young human. Maybe he would be nice." She closed her book and magically put the book back into her bag. She than cleared her throat.

"Uh, hello?" Twilight yelled. Jean just rolled over

"Five more minutes mom I am almost at level 3 where I get to pilot the chopper." He yawned.

"Hmmm, I may need some help waking him up." She said to herself

Overhead Rainbow Dash was practicing her routine doing loops and flips. As she stopped she looked down to see where she was. She noticed Twilight was standing near something in black. Rainbow Dash wanted to know what it was Twilight was looking at. She quickly flew down and landed near Twilight who jumped back not knowing it was Rainbow Dash.

"Hehe, sorry about that. Didn't mean to scare you. Anyway what is that thing you are looking at?" Rainbow Dash asked looking at the figure.

"It's ok Rainbow Dash, " she turned to the creature "This is a human. I found it lying here on my way to Zecora's" Twilight said

"Frag out!" Jean yelled turning on his side again showing his face towards the two. Rainbow Dash blushed as she saw his face.

"He's…so…cute," Rainbow Dash said walking towards him. "We should wake him up"

Twilight shrugged "Well I tried to wake him up he keeps rolling over shouting nonsense." Twilight sighed

Rainbow Dash thought for a minute.

"Well you didn't try hard enough. You see you don't have enough experience with males and how to wake them up." Rainbow Dash said

"How do you wake a man up?" Twilight Sparkle asked rolling her eyes.

"Watch," Rainbow Dash said. "His thing should be…right…there it is." She said gently rubbing her hoof on Jean's genitals through his pants.

"Wake up cutie." She whispered in his ear

"Rainbow Dash what are you doing?" Twilight asked this time her face grew redder.

Before Rainbow Dash could speak Jean slowly began to stir than seconds later he sat up.

"What's happening?" Jean asked. He looked down. Rainbow Dash slowly removed her hoof.

"Wha-what is this?" Jean asked slowly moving away from the blue pegasus.

"Sorry about my friend, she is a bit…forward." Twilight said. Jean turned around to see the purple pony smile.

"Did you just talk?" Jean asked trying to back away from the purple pony

"Uh, yes." Twilight said

"Ahhhhh, help me Master Chief!" Jean yelled as he curled up into the fetal position against a tree.

"Calm down cutie, we aren't going to hurt you." Rainbow Dash said slowly walking towards him. Jean stopped shaking and looked at the blue pegasus.

"You have wings? How cool." Jean said as he crawled toward Rainbow Dash. He then began to pet her which made Rainbow Dash almost moan in pleasure. Jean than turned his attention towards Twilight who was blushing and looking off to the left.

"Cool and you must be the talking pony…Wait a minute you have a horn…that must make you a unicorn. Dude that is so awesome." He said as went over to pet her. She wanted to say stop but the way he was rubbing her body made feel very good.

"Hey, I can talk to." Rainbow Dash said walking towards Jean.

"Whoa, two cute ponies who can talk. Wow I think I must have finally went crazy." Jean said as looked at them both. He then stood up and began to dust off his back. Twilight and Rainbow Dash both looked away blushing at Jeans comment.

"So what insane asylum is this," Jean asked. "And how much did they pay you to dress up like that? Huh? Was it 60 bucks or maybe 80?"

Twilight and Rainbow Dash both stared at each other. Than looked up at him.

"This isn't an insane Asylum. You are in Everfree Forest which is part of Equistria." Twilight said.

"Equistria? Wait why am I here? What happened to America?... I need to get back home Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 comes out soon…soooooooo not cool dude!" Jean said as he rubbing his face.

"What's Call of Duty?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Are you kidding? Call of Duty is the best video game next to Halo." Jean said. Then he sighed

"What's a video game?" Twilight asked. Jean laughed

"I guess that means you guys don't have video games here. Never mind it would be too hard for me to explain. Anyway…uh…my name is Jean by the way. I guess since you two talk you have names as well?" Jean asked squatting down holding out his hand. Rainbow Dash quickly rushed in front of Twilight Sparkle and put her hoof in his.

"The names Rainbow Dash, I am the best flier in Cloudsdale." She said. Jean smiled at her which made her blush.

"You're the one who woke me up? Is that how they wake people up here?" he asked. Rainbow Dash face was now all red.

"Hehe, sorry about that. That's not how we wake up everypony. it's just…that…never mind." She said. She didn't know him that long but she could already feel her heart skip a beat whenever she looked at him.

"oh-ok," Jean turned to Twilight. "What's your name?" he asked

Twilight held out her hoof and Jean gently grabbed it slowly shaking it up and down

"M-my name i-is Twilight Sparkle." She shuddered as Jean warmly smiled at her. Her heart began to skip beats as well. She had never felt this way about anybody before.

"You two have very nice names. " Jean stood up again looking over at a town that was just down the road.

"I guess there are more of you talking ponies? Are they as good looking as you two are?" Jean asked. They both giggled.

"I guess," Twilight said trying to hide her blush from Jean. "We could show you around if you want." Twilight said looking at Ponyville. Jean looked at her than at the spot where was sleeping not too long ago. "I think I finally went crazy…I guess I have no choice but just go with it." Jean thought to himself. He turned to the two girls.

"I would love to." He said. Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and began to fly, she then turned to Jean.

"Just follow us cutie." She whispered into Jeans ear.

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said angrily

"Calm down would ya. You can have you turn next time." She said flying away from Jean. Jean stood there and blushed as his thoughts wondered. "Did she just call me cutie," Jean asked himself. "No, no, no, she is a horse. I can't fall for a horse…that isn't right." Jean snapped himself back into reality and followed the two ponies into town.

Updated virsion of Chapter 2. I originally masked the above two video game titles to be funny but jut so everyone don't get confused here ya go. XD thank you for the correction Mugetsu-Tenshou