Authors Note: Hey guys, I was able to find some time in between my studies to work on this chapter. Let me run through a couple of things. First to the guy who said I was too "fagtastic" on my MW3 references. Sorry about that. Before I began writing chapter 2, I watched the multiplayer trailer on YouTube. I got too excited about its release so yeah sorry about that guys. Second, as far as me doing a Rainbow Dash/OC type of story. I am thinking about it but I am not really going for that type of story. I hope y'all can guess what kind of shipping or shipping's I'm going for. Lastly I appreciate all the subscribers who subscribed to my story. I appreciate everyone's/everyponies support.

One more thing, I am trying to decide if I should put the clop scene in the next chapter. If you think I should than feel free to tell me in the review thing. If you want me to wait until the chapter after next(chapter 5) than tell me.

Oh and another thing, I don't not own any rights to any of the mentioned games and movie characters or cartoon characters in this story. (If I piss you off with the joke about Sonic Adventures for the 360…Sorry)

As always everypony Enjoy this chapter.

Ps. CHAPTER 4 COMING SOON XD!

Jean followed the two down through Ponyville. The crowds of ponies stopped and stared as Jean continued to follow the two ponies.

"Tough crowd. Then again these ponies might not have ever seen a creature like me." Jean thought to himself.

"Whoa, what is he?" one of the little fillies asked her mom

"I don't know but he sure is cute." The mother said

"Look how long his hair is. It suites him very well." Another pony said from the crowd. Some of the other ponies just stopped and stared at Jean. He was taken a back from the positive comments everypony gave him. Back at home, almost everyone made fun of his long hair and his height. He began to blush as he rubbed his hair.

"I knew I forgot something." Jean said to himself as he began to check his burned clothes. "Where's my hat?" he questioned himself. Rainbow Dash noticed that Jean wasn't following them. She than spotted Jean who was checking his clothes as if he forgot something.

"What's wrong Jean?" Rainbow Dash asked

"My hat, I don't go anywhere without my hat." Jean said in a panic.

"What do you need a hat for cutie? " Rainbow Dash asked with a confused look in her eyes. Jean stopped and stared at her than at the crowd of ponies who had now surrounded him. The girl ponies walked even closer. Rainbow Dash notice.

"Hey, I found him first so back off." She said. Some listened others didn't care.

"Hey, we get a chance at him too you know. We don't have enough stallions here to be greedy." One of the woman ponies protested.

"What's that supposed to mean," Jean thought to himself. "And why are all the women getting so close?"

"Jean, Rainbow Dash" Twilight called pushing through the crowd. "There you two are. What happened?" Twilight than looked around and noticed all the girl ponies were crowding around Jean. Rainbow Dash was trying to shoo them away.

"Jean is his name? What kind of creature are you?" another pony asked. Jean looked around as he squatted down. "Uh…yes my name is Jean and I am a human being who came from America." He smiled warmly trying to hide his nervousness. All the ponies went "Aww," as the others giggled.

"Why couldn't I get this much attention back home?" Jean said to himself. His stomach than growled all the ponies stopped and stared.

"Yeah sorry, uh that was my stomach," Jean said scratching his head. "Is there a restaurant here?" all the ponies giggled.

"Come with me." Twilight said. Jean stood up, nodded, and began following Twilight. Rainbow Dash followed them by air.

"You know once you get over no video games and ponies talking and flying, this place isn't so-ooooh who am I kidding. I don't think I can go on any longer without fragging noobs. "Jean thought to himself as they stopped in front of Sugar Cube Corner. Jean looked up at the sign. "Sugar Cube Corner…I thought horses only ate salt licks and HEY!" Jean was interrupted by Rainbow Dash rubbing her face against his genitals through his pants.

"Oh, sorry. I was just making sure those girls didn't rip any part of your clothes." Rainbow Dash lied. Twilight stared at her angrily.

"Please refrain from molesting him Rainbow Dash. We just met him and the last thing we want to do is scare him off with your sexual advances." Twilight said she than noticed that his zipper was broken and part of his dark blue underwear showed through his slightly burned pants. Knowing what was under the second set pair of clothing she bit her lip.

"Maybe if I am lucky, I could get him to sleep at my house tonight." She thought to herself.

"Um Twilight, what are you staring at?" Jean asked. Rainbow Dash smiled

"I know what she's looking at. It starts with a D and ends with an-"

"Hey you two what are you doing out here—whooooooaWho are youwhat's your nameYouhavea prettyfaceyouaren' *GASP* which means, I GET TO THROW A PAAAAARRRRTY!" she said than ran passed the three. Disappearing amongst the crowd of ponies who were still staring at Jean.

"I-uh-what just happened?" Jean asked staring at the door

"Oh that was our other friend Pinkie Pie. Don't worry she always acts like that but she is very friendly to everypony." Twilight said

"She kinda reminds me of Taokaka." Jean said

"Who's Taokaka?" Rainbow Dash asked

"Hahahaha, never mind Rainbow Dash. So what is this place?" Jean said wiping the tear from his eyes

"It's where everypony in town come to eat cupcakes and other sweet stuff." Rainbow Dash said snuggling against Jean's left leg.

"Rainbow Dash stop it," Twilight said pulling her off of his legs. "We brought you because according to my books our diets are very different. But we both consume sweets however." She said walking into store. Jean followed her inside.

"I have to find out a way to get him alone. That shouldn't be too hard." Rainbow Dash thought to herself she followed in behind Jean.

"Wait a minute, you guys don't have cheese burgers?" Jean asked as the three made their way to the counter.

"Uh, no. What is a cheese burger?" Twilight asked looking confused at Jean.

"Wow!" He yelled "I don't think I can survive here. " He looked at Twilight and Rainbow Dash as they both smiled at him.

"So what do you want?" they both asked. "But then again…Wait what am I thinking. These are ponies there is no way I would fall for ponies. That's like buying Sonic Adventures for the 360." He said to himself.

"Uh, a chocolate donut with sprinkles." He said

"What kind of sprinkles?" Twilight asked

"I think he would prefer rainbow sprinkles right? Than it would be almost like eating my pu-"

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight interrupted Rainbow Dash

"What? I told you, you can have your turn with him after I'm done… but you must promise to give him back." Rainbow Dash said devilishly smiling at Twilight. Twilight blushed.

"Who decided you get to have him first?" Twilight questioned angrily.

"Wait why are they fighting over me? It can't be- No, nononononono, the day I fall for a pony is the day that I lose my mind…completely. What would James Bond do in this situation? No no no, he would probably either kill everyone or let his hormones get the best of him and fuck every girl pony he comes in contact with…That reminds me. I never did try out that new 007 game for the Wii. I wonder if it's any good…Damnit Jean focus." Jean thought of a way to defuse the situation.

"Hey girls, please stop fighting. It would seem that you two were friends before I came here. I don't want to cause a rift between you two. If it would please the both of you, I would be both of you ponies…uh…whatever you want me to be. As for who gets to have me first…I'm not sure I' am ready for that…yet. I'm still tripping balls that there are so many talking ponies in one place." Jean said regretting the yet part. "I should've said I would never have sex with either of them. Damn you heart!" He cursed himself.

Just than an orange pony walked in through the front door. She quickly scanned the area than spotted Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle who were staring down each other. She than saw a tall human trying to separate them.

"What in tarnation is going on in here." She shouted. The two quickly turned their attention to the orange pony as she made her way towards them.

"And what in Equstria is this thing?" she asked looking up at Jean. He smiled and squatted down and held out his hand.

"Hi miss, my name is Jean and I am a human. What's your name?" he asked smiling once again. The orange pony blushed at his politeness.

"Ah m, uh, Ah'm Applejack, I run the apple orchard over yonder." She said pointing outside the shop.

"You run an apple orchard? That must take a lot of hard work and thinking to raise apple trees. Your pretty for a farmer." Jean said than he mentally kicked himself. "Why am I complementing a pony? Oh gods…don't tell me I have already begun to go crazy! Fuck this must be what they meant when they talked about video game withdrawal…I hope!" Jean mentally screamed at himself.

"Oh my, aren't you just a sweet cutesiest sweet talker." Applejack said getting closer to Jean. Jean slowly backed away.

"Applejack, what are you doing?" Twilight asked AppleJack stopped her advances.

"Uhhh, Ah- was just- nothing." AppleJack turned away

"What are you doing here? I thought you were working today?" Rainbow Dash asked lifting an eyebrow

"Pinkie Pie told me that you brought a strange but cute creature. So Ah came here ta see what y'all brought here to Ponyville. And if you ask me. I would mind him bucking my-"

"Well you have to wait in line." Rainbow dash interrupted

"Which means since I saw him first, I get to have him first. " Twilight said

"But- fine, it's only fair that since Twilight saw him first." Rainbow Dash lied. "Sike, hehehe. I have a plan to get him alone with me." She said to herself.

"Jeez this is worse than time I went 0 for 9 in Halo….That was the worst match…no worse night of my life." Jean said to himself.

"Uh girls, like I said I don't think I'm ready for that kind of relationship yet." Jean said scratching the back of his head. The three girls looked at him.

"We know that, but that doesn't mean we each can't spend some alone time with does it?" Rainbow Dash said with lust in her voice

"Uhhh, I would like to have a cupcake now." Jean said scratching the back of his head.

…Later…

The group of four now left and stood outside.

"Are you sure just one cupcake will satisfy you Jean." Twilight asked looking up him.

"Yeah." He said rubbing his belly

"Ah, see ya not much of an eater. Maybe you'll change your mind iffen I offered ya some of my pie." AppleJack said with lust in her voice.

"AppleJack!" Twilight yelled angrily

"Calm down will ya. I didn't mean anything by it." AppleJack chuckled

"Yeah because you girls know that he would only go for my pie" Rainbow Dash said flying closer towards Jean's face almost as if she was about to kiss him.

"We never did get to ask you. Are you a virgin?" She asked. She was so close Jean cold feel the warmness of her breath against his skin. She smelled sweet to him.

"I uh, ye-"

"Hey you guys," Pinkie Interrupted appearing behind Twilight who was too angered by Rainbow Dash's advances.

"I just sent out invitations to you know who's welcome party." Pinkie whispered into the ear of Twilight

"Don't tell Jean or it would ruin the surprise. We are having the party at Sugar Cube Corner. Here are the invitations. Don't give one to Jean because he is the guest of honor. Ok?" pinkie shoved the invitations into Twilights mouth. Twilight nodded and before another word Pinkie disappeared. AppleJack and Rainbow Dash began to argue about why she shouldn't make advances towards Jean yet. Twilight cleared her throat catching the attention of the three.

"Excuse us for a moment Jean we girls need to talk real quick." Twilight said motioning for AppleJack and Twilight to come to where she was.

"Ok girls Pinkie just handed me invitations to Jean's welcome party. We will make sure he feels very welcome and introduce him to our other friends." Twilight whispered

"Oh I'll make him feel welcome alright. Welcome in my mouth." Rainbow Dash said happily

"No you won't, because he'll be too busy bucking my sweet rolls." AppleJack said proudly

"Girls stop, we already agreed I get to ride him tonight because I found him first. Now we have to show him to Rarity's. So she could fix up his clothes." Twilight said

"Why?" AppleJack and Rainbow Dash asked looking back at Jean. As Jean began to sit on the ground there was a loud rip. His pants had finally split apart from the back and as he stood up his pants fell down to his ankles. Jean covered himself nervously smiling at the girls.

"Sorry they just ripped off of me." He said blushing.

"I say we let him in like that. It would be more easy for me just pull his dick out." Rainbow Dash said

"That would be nice but he would be inside of me instead." Twilight said dreamily staring at the spot Jean was covering with his hands. AppleJack was just staring as if she could see through his hand.

"Hmmmm, I know a couple of ways to get him to cum." AppleJack said to herself