Author's Notes: Holy shit nuggets it's hard to balance romance with humor. Well I want to give some shout outs and forget about my rants
. and Solrac III for helping with some creative process
Ponylover74 with the shout out again
BTW . and Ponylover74 got great stories if you haven't already read'em please take some time to read them.
As for me keep your fingers crossed that I can get a new 360 from this black Friday sale… Oh BTW I want to know…Do you think Jean will change? I keep getting a lot of reviews saying to keep him human...maybe I should…I don't know I guess I'll leave it up to you guy's…again I don't know I wasn't expecting to write this long…oh and thank you everypony for reading up to this point. The numbers keep impressing me…I reached over 100 reviews (despite the fact I thought my story sucked to be honest in the beginning).
As always everypony ENJOY THIS CHAPTER and good night XD
...Princess Celestia's Castle. Princess Luna's bedroom…
Luna slowly opened her eyes as the silhouette of her window frame shone by the light of Celestia's sun slowly came into view. The princess slid out of bed yawing and stretching.
"Hmmm, that's strange. Celestia didn't wake me up today…I wonder why?" Luna thought as she made her way to the door.
"Oh well, after breakfast I will put my plan into motion." She thought to herself smiling as she magically opened the door of her room.
…Apple Orchard…
Big Macintosh had already finished most of the chores out in the field before sun rise. His sweat glistened in the light of Celestia's sun as he slowly made his way to the barn with two baskets' full of apples on his back.
"Ah wonder were the hay Applebloom ran off ta yesterday? That little filly has no business bein out all night." Big Macintosh wondered to himself as he made his way closer to the barn.
…Apple Family Barn…
Applebloom opened her eyes has to see that she was still on top of Spike. She smiled after remembering what she did with the dragon she wanted to confess her feelings to since the first time she saw him three weeks ago. She stood up off of Spike and nuzzled him on his nose.
"Wha, what's wrong?" Spike groaned
"It's mornin. You need ta leave before ma big brother comes in to drop off some apples." Applebloom said with a smile. Spike wiped the sleep from his eyes as Applebloom walked over Spike to the barn door. Spike followed seconds later still yawning.
"So does this mean we are a couple?" Spike asked
"Iffen you want us ta be?" Applebloom said. Spike walked closer to her and wrapped his arms gently around her neck.
"Of course I want us to be a couple." He said leaning in for a kiss. Suddenly one of the barn door's opened causing the two to jump in fear. Big Macintosh walked in seconds later and looked to his left. He saw Spike and Applebloom still holding each other.
"What the hay were you two doing in here?" Big Macintosh said sitting down the baskets' on to the ground. Spike and Applebloom looked at each other in panic.
…Sugar Cube Corner…
"Before Jean writes his letter, Twilight could you go downstairs and have your friends come up here for a second. Everypony including Jean needs to here this." Princess Celestia said. Twilight nodded yes before galloping downstairs.
"What's going on Princess?" Jean asked
"You'll see." She said looking out of the window. Minutes later the other five ponies gathered in Pinkie Pie's room.
"Great, she's probably going to give us an after school special about why we shouldn't have sex before properly getting to know one another…I wish I had my iPod…so I could just tone out all YAKKITY YAK, USE PROTECTION, YAKKITY YAK, BEING ABSTONATE IS THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO PROTECT ONES SELF talk…oh and they always make us go to a play abou-"Jean looked up at Celestia who was staring at him. The other six ponies stared at both Celestia and Jean not knowing what was going on. Jean smiled nervously.
"Sorry." He said
"*Sigh*, listen up my little ponies. I have noticed that you six have taken a liking to Jean and I also notice some of you…gave him a private 'Welcome to Ponyville' inside the closet downstairs. I am not mad at you for that…rather disappointed that you girls couldn't wait…but nonetheless you like him a lot." Princess Celestia took a breath.
"I am not here to give you a lecture on who and when to give your virginity to. I am here to tell you about what must happen before any of this leads to wanting to start a family with him." She looked directly at Twilight than AppleJack before returning her eyes back to Jean.
"I must tell you that because of pass tragedies with many births between two different species, I regret to tell you that before you, Jean, decide that you want to gather a herd to make a family with…you must consent to being turned into a stallion." Princess Celestia said. The main six gasped as they turned their attention towards Jean.
"What? Are you joking?" Jean asked falling to the ground butt first. Celestia shook her head no.
"What the hell? Become one of them?...I guess I can't be too mad…she didn't bust out chanting 'One of us'…I don't think I want to live my life as a whatever they call a male horses… I'm not even thinking about making a family yet…why bring this up now?" Jean stopped himself again.
"Fuck I forgot her mind reading abilities." He said to himself. Princess Celestia put her hoof up signaling him to stop.
"Spring time is a long time away from now Jean…that's when you need to make a decision. I will give you until then to make your decision." She said before walking over to the window
"Wait, what if I choose not to become a pony?" Jean asked. Princess Celestia turned around.
"Well, that means you can't have a herd and I won't allow you to mate with any mares here. So choose wisely…I will come back later to help you send your letter." Celestia said before flying out the window. Jean blinked as he stared blankly at the window. Twilight slowly walked over to him before lying down on his lap.
"I know it must be hard for you but keep this in mind Jean. If you decide that you don't want to be a stallion we will find a way to make it work." Twilight said. Jean looked down at her
"What does she mean by herd anyway?" Jean asked petting Twilight softly on her back.
"A herd here is a group of mares that are married to one stallion." Rarity said blushing.
"What?" Jean asked staring at Rarity in shock.
"Well… there aren't that many…stallions here we ponies here in Ponyville have to form herds with one stallion. This way there would be less fighting over stallions and more foals can be created. The minimum is six by the way." Twilight said.
"Six?" Jean asked in shock still.
"Yup, that means every night one of us gets to do the funny hug with you." Pinkie said hopping close to Jean.
"What's the maximum?" He asked staring at the pink pony as she continued hopping up and down.
"There ain't no maximum…let me tell ya. I haven't seen any stallions round up more than seven." AppleJack said.
"Is that a problem?" Rainbow Dash asked. Jean shook his head no.
"B-but before you start thinking about that…m-maybe it would be a good idea for us to get to know each other more. That way it would be easier for him to decide if he really wants to become a stallion an-and start a family with us…if that's ok with you." Fluttershy mumbled almost incoherently.
"I wonder if it's too late to ask Celestia to send me back home." Jean thought
"I know we just met-"
"Ok ok shut up you damn voice thingy in my head disturbing my thoughts. You're worse than Rebecca Black…I never thought it was possible to have something more annoying playing over and over again in your head than that stupid 'Friday" song jeez." Jean said to himself
…Apple Families Barn…
"Heya big brother what are you-"
"Applebloom shush with all that, Spike what were you doing with Applebloom in this barn." Big Macintosh asked slowly walking towards him.
"Uh, just saying g-g-good bye is all." Spike said turning to Applebloom
"I'll see you later Applebloom." Spike said slowly inching his way to the opened door.
"What in tarnation is that smell?...Wait an apple picking minute did you two…did you fertilize the ground before buying the land?" Big Macintosh asked stomping his hoof down on the ground.
"I-i-i."
"I think you better go Spike…before things here get really ugly." Big Macintosh said. Spike ran for his life out of the barn.
…Ponyville Square…
Luna looked up as she watched her sister fly away.
"Why was she here in Ponyville? And why did she not take the carriage here like she normally does?...Strange day this day is turning out to be." Luna thought as she stepped out of the carriage.
"No to put my plan in motion… Oh I hope this isn't bad of me to force him?" Luna said to herself.
"I wonder where he is staying at…hmm maybe I should ask around? I bet Pinkie would know." Luna thought as she trotted over to Sugar Cube Corner.