Author's Notes: Well I am back and I am here bringing to you ponies another well…part. I want to admit that for two reason I won't mention I didn't want to write ever again but I got a a few words of encouragement from a lot of people(I will make a promise to you guy's I won't stop writing until this story is done and who knows? Maybe I will come up with another story for MLP.) I'd like to give a shout out to everypony reviewing and or reading my story up to this point. I even want to give a shout out to one guy in particular for tearing me apart in his review (have I gone nuts? LMAO). I hope this part pleases everypony and if doesn't….well I can't please everypony.
AS ALWAYS EVERYPONY ENJOY THIS PART.
PS. I will be watching the live stream of Machinima's video game awards on Dec 9th on YouTube and SpikeTV's VGA's on the 10th on TV…I hope they don't disappoint. XD Goodnight everypony!
Jean quickly wiped the tear from his eyes with the sleeve of his tux. He walked slowly to the tree house and stopped at the front of the door. Just as he was about to knock Spike opened the door.
"Oh, hey it's Spyro." Jean said perking up from his sadness. Spike glared at him.
"What in the name of Celestia do you want?" Spike grumbled.
"I want to know when your next game comes-…I mean is Twilight here?" Jean scratched the back of his head smiling nervously. Spike clinched his fist.
"I know what you did with Rarity you jerk!" Spike yelled. Jean saw the anger in his eyes.
"What do you mea-"
"You- your love juice was all over her and Twilights face! Now she won't stop talking about anypony else but you!" Spike yelled as he approached Jean.
"Listen Spy-I mean dragon dude, I don't know what connection you had with Rarity before I came here but I am so-OHHHHHH!" Jean was interrupted by Spike punching him in his balls. Jean fell over holding himself.
"Spike, what the hay are you doing?" Twilight yelled as she magically picked up the dragon before he could do anything else to Jean.
"Getting back at him for stealing my one true love!" Spike said trying to free himself from Twilight's magical grasp.
"I-it's ok Twilight…I-I understand the feeling of somebody you don't know taking away a person you care about." Jean said gasping for air. Spike and Twilight stared at him as he stood on his knees still holding his groin.
"Shut up you…you stupid creature you don't know any-"
"When I was young I use to have a crush on…on a high school girl. She lived across the street from where I lived. She would always allow me to come over to play video games and to help her do small chores around her house. I asked her if she would be my girlfriend. She rejected it saying 'I wasn't old enough'. Long story short I walked in on her and some other guy kissing. I was pissed but there was nothing I could do but walk away." Jean took a moment to take in a few deep breaths.
"You didn't go after him?" Spike asked as Twilight slowly lowered him to the ground.
"Nope, there is no point on fighting for a girl who doesn't love you back. My mom told me as I was crying in her arms that I shouldn't let that get me down. She said you are still young and love doesn't always come to the young right away the first time but it always does the second or third time." Jean said. Spike stared at Jean for a second before he spoke.
"You-your right, I knew Rarity didn't like me and I thought I was going to be alone until Applebloom confessed to me." Spike said.
"She confessed what to you out of the blue?" Twilight asked
"She said she liked me a lot and I told her I liked her too." Spike shrugged.
"What happened after that?" Twilight asked.
"No-nothing we just played tag with each other." Spike said blushing
"Are ya really goin with that story?" Big Macintosh asked startling Jean and Spike. Big Macintosh took a step closer to Jean who was still on the ground with his back towards him. Applebloom and AppleJack stood right behind the red pony with worried looks on their faces.
"Big Macintosh? Applebloom? AppleJack? What are you guys doing here?" Twilight asked
"Whelp, Ah come ta find out that mah sisters let these two fertilize their garden without a contract." Big Macintosh said with a hint of anger.
"Big brother, ah told ya I plan on joinin his herd." AppleJack said kicking the dirt with her left hoof. Applebloom blushed as she stared dreamily at Spike. Spike returned the gaze. Big Macintosh stomped his right hoof to the ground.
"Well did he say you was goin to be in his herd? Does he even know what to do with a herd?" Big Macintosh asked staring at AppleJack with an annoyed look.
"What does he mean by fertilizing your garden?" Twilight asked
"He means mating sugar cube." AppleJack said.
"Oh." Twilight said looking away hiding her blush.
"You two stay here with Twilight an think about what ya did. Spike and whatever the hay you are, follow me. We need ta talk." Big Macintosh said.
"Well right now isn't the best time to-"
"I SAID FOLLOW ME!" Big Macintosh yelled causing everypony to stare at him.
"Ok ok Hulk, don't get your pants in a tang-…I mean lead the way." Jean said. Big Mac snorted as he turned away to walk. Spike and Jean looked at each other before following him.
…Princess Luna's Bedroom, Princess Celestia's Castle…
Luna's horn glowed a bright red along with the blue partchment. Seconds later the red glow went away from both her horn and the parchment.
"There that ought to do it. Now when Jean's parents send him his letter back it will first come to me. Then I can make any changes it needs and then I can send it right to him." Luna said to herself before taking the parchment into her mouth. She walked towards her bedroom door and opened it magically.
…Apple Orchard, Sweet Apple Arches…
"So after Gnasty Gnorc turns all the dragons on different worlds into statues, Spyro goes on a quest to save them all." Jean said
"That sounds cool! About the gems you talked about earlier, what does Spyro do with them?" Spike asked
"Well, he collects them." Jean replied. Spike thought for a minute
"Wait, he doesn't eat them like I do? That's weird." Spike said scratching his head.
"Nope. You eat gems? Don't they hurt your teeth?" Jean asked. Unknowingly to them Big Macintosh was getting annoyed by their chatter. He stopped suddenly and turned around.
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?" Big Mac bellowed causing the two to jump in the air fall down on their bottoms.
"Well excuse me, hulk." Jean said rubbing his butt.
"WHAT DID YA CALL ME?" The red pony snorted.
"I-i-i-I said excuse me salt. Hehehe, that's a um saying we have…back at where I come from. It means I am sorry." Jean smiled
"Better be," Big Macintosh said. "Stand up! Both of ya's!" Jean and Spike immediately stood up straight as if they were instructed to by a Sargent from the army.
"First, I want to know who the hay are ya and what the hay are ya?" Big Macintosh asked looking at Jean.
"My name is Batman, I am the hero of Gotham City-HAHAHA!" Jean couldn't help but laugh at his own joke.
"What's so dang funny?" Big Mac growled
"Sorry dude, I couldn't help it. That…was a joke…" Jean said but didn't finish his sentence because of the angry look he saw Big Macintosh's was giving him.
"Ya think that's funny?" Big Macintosh asked turning his back to him.
"Well…I don't mean to answer your question with a question but what answer do I give you so that you don't beat me up?" Jean asked. Big Macintosh stood on his front two hooves and kicked Jean in the balls using his both of his back hooves.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jean yelled as he fell to the ground holding balls.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU CREATURES AND KICKING PEOPLE IN THE BALLS…*HUFF* *GROAN*…I MEAN HOLY DOGSHIT!" Jean yelled as he curled himself up in a ball on the ground. Big Macintosh glared at Spike.
"Please don't hurt me!" Spike yelled as he turned to run but Big Mac stopped him by leaping over Jean and stepping on his tail.
"Yer gonna get yours later dragon, but first I want answers from this one." Big Macintosh said
"HELP ME MOMMY!" Jean screamed at the top of his lungs. Big Macintosh used his teeth to drag Spike next to Jean who was still crying out in pain.
"Now are ya going ta answer me right?" Big Mac asked.
"RUN FOR HELP SPYRO! USE YOUR DRAGON ABILITIES TO FLY TO TWILIGHT AND GET HER TO COME HER-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Jean was interrupted by Big Mac kicking him in the butt as hard as he could.
"OOOOOOOOOOW!...*HUFF*…I THINK I JUST SHITTED MYSELF!" Jean yelled using his right hand to hold his butt and his left hand to hold his balls.
"ANSWER ME OR CELESTIA HELP ME THE NEXT KICK WILL BE IN YOUR FACE!" Big Mac yelled kicking one of the apple trees. It split in half and fell over with a loud thud. Spike jaw dropped down to the ground as he stared at the broken tree in shock. Jean's mouth and eye's opened wide.
"Oh my gawd he's going to kill me." Jean whispered to himself
"WELL?" Big Mac asked slowly walking towards him.
"M-m-m-my name i-i-is Jean…I am f-fr-fr-from a place called America." Jean groaned
"And what the hay are ya?" The big red pony asked with his head hovering over Jean's body.
"I-I am a human." Jean replied. Big Mac snorted, Jean could feel the heat from his nose on his arm.
"Ok, here's tha final question. Why in the hay did ya plow mah sisters field before putting a ring around her hoof." Big Mac growled.
"Oh shit biscuits! What do I tell him?" Jean thought to himself.
"I-i-i-i…I liked your sister a lot and she liked me back….an-and we were at this party and we-we played this game called spin the bottle…I didn't want to play but i-I didn't want to be a team killer- I mean party pooper and say no….and she spun the bottle an-and it pointed to me and she dared me to spend 20 minutes in the closet with her…an….that's when it…happened." Jean said.
"Well, do ya know what happens ta anypony who shoots his seeds in mah sisters?" Big Mac asked staring at Jean than Spike.
"What?" Spike asked shaking in fear
"They have ta include them in their herd automatically, that means you Jean have just got earned yerself a mare in your herd. As for ya Spike, when ya get older, Applebloom will be in ya herd. So ya better not go anywhere…that goes triple for ya Jean! Ya two are going ta stay her and raise ya foals here…and if I so much think that ya treatin mah sisters poorly. Both of yas backs will be just like that tree I downed." Big Macintosh said as he slowly trotted away.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? KICK ME IN MY ASS AND MY BALLS BUT LEAVE SPIKE UNTOUCHED? THAT'S BULLSHI-" Jean covered his mouth when Big Macintosh turned around.
"I-I mean carry on." Jean squeaked.
"Fuck that I am getting the hell out of here." Jean thought to himself.
"I know we just met Jean-"
"Ok, ok, fine I get it already you stupid conscious. I will tough this one out…I hope my death comes to me soon." Jean thought to himself before he passed out.
"Jean? JEAN?" Spike called out to him shaking him.