A/N: Okay Fanfiction! ( LOL! Attempt in copying Byakuran-sama's "Okay Tokyo!". Have you guys heard about it? In Rebocon? ) I'm back! *cheers and claps in background*
Like I said, this might be a little late... I don't know... I'll try to get this done in time.
And also, I said that I'm not responsible if this doesn't make your day. I'm not even very sure myself...
Now, let's just sit back, and enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR nor Varia.
Xanxus tapped his finger rhythmically on his office desk. He had chose to skip dinner that night to prevent seeing his shark's face. And not to mention that annoying woman too...
Xanxus was surprised that no one had yet to come upstairs and call him down for dinner. No one. Not even that stupid loyal dog, Levi. Well, nevermind that. He don't want anyone to disturb him right now anyway. Especially that Levi.
He wanted to be alone now. And think through what he should do. He don't want to face Squalo when he's in this state. He's supposed to be the great boss of Varia. The badass, fearsome son of the Vongola Ninth. And that shark of his is his inferior. How was he suppose to face him now that he's like a heart-broken middle school girls? No. That'll make him look weak. That Mist Guardian of that Sawada brat is not even that weak. Well, maybe she is since she was defeated by Mammon. If it's not because of Rokudo Mukuro, Mammon would have probably won in the Mist Battle and grant him the seat to the Vongola Boss already. Wait, wait.. he's getting off topic now... urgh!
He originally thought that he could keep his feeling of attraction to the shark a secret. Never letting anyone know. Not even Squalo. But this annoying woman just have to appear out of no where and ruin everything. And what's worse is he can't even kill her!
Xanus knows that it really is silly to prevent seeing his shark because he knows that he's the thing that he wanted to see the most now. But he can't really let the swordsman see him like this. Squalo will probably cut his hair and quit if he saw him. Especially right after that incident.
*Sigh* Squalo will probably hate me now. I should be grateful if he didn't quit.
"Why does all of us have to came just to take down one person?"
"Well, we did our job, didn't we?"
"Ya, by taking down lots of low lives. But that's not much."
"And it sure is a pain."
"Well, we have to do it in order to prevent them from interrupting with the illusion."
"It is in fact necessary. The illusion will be ruined if we let anyone here interfere with it."
"The illusion is really important that we even have to get two people to set it up. As you can see."
"I can't believe that guy really took down those monsters of the Real Six Funeral Wreaths' Kikyo. Although it is an illusion, but it's pretty real."
"Duh. I said that it was created by two people, didn't I?"
"So... what are we suppose to do now?"
"Well, we'll send him home."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Oh, don't tell me you mean that..."
"Yep, that's what I meant."
...
Back in the Varia Headquarter's dining room, the Varia members, excluding their boss, had already finished dinner. Lussuria was back in the kitchen washing the dishes. Bel and Fran had already left to the living room for some TV time. Mammon was still sitting in his seat, pressing buttons on his calculator. Levi is just there, making himself look extra.
"Mou, seriously, why did Squ-chan has to skip dinner?" Lussuria mumbled to himself. "Does he hate my cooking? But I don't think I have changed any of my recipe these days though. Well, at least I'm glad that Bel-chan and Mammon-chan finished his meal so there won't be any left overs. It'll be such a waste of food! Well, what can I say? That's the appetite of growing children. Fran-chan should eat more too. I'm sure he didn't eat much at the Kokuyou Land. And all they fed him with is candies. That's so unhealthy! Speaking of which, where's Boss? He didn't come downstairs at all. I knew we should go upstairs to get him down, but he seemed quite moody. Maybe I'll ask Squ-chan what happened when he comes back."
"Oi Luss," said Mammon from his seat. "Do you mind speaking softer? I can hear you from here."
"The Prince too." Bel said as he waved his arm from outside the dining room door.
"Same here." agreed Fran.
"OH! Sorry my dears." Lussuria walked out of the kitchen and apologized. "It's just that I was wondering why Squ-chan skipped dinner then I was glad that the two of you helped cleared it up." Lussuria said, pointing at Mammon and Bel.
"Ushishishi. No biggie. The Prince thinks he will enjoy seeing Sharky's face when he comes back and saw that his dinner was eaten up by the Prince."
"You guys talking about me?"
Everyone, including Bel and Fran, turned towards the door of the dining room to see Squalo standing there, right behind Bel.
"Yes, Taichou. Bel-senpai said that he will enjoy seeing your face when you came back, seeing you dinner eaten by said fake prince senpai." Fran raised his arm a little as he reported the conversation to the Varia Strategy Captain.
"Oh ya. And I was thinking that Fran-chan needs to eat more, since he didn't have much at Kokuyou Land." Lussuria continued with his uncompleted speech.
"Ushishi. Did that pineapple-haired master of Froggy's didn't feed you well enough?" Bel asked as he rested both his arms on the giant frog hat that he forced his kouhai to wear.
"No he didn't." Fran answered, still in monotone. "And Me thinks that it's none of your concern, senpai."
"Ushishi. Of course it is, silly Froggy. That pineapple peasant is responsible in feeding the Prince's Froggy properly."
"And then I was thinking why didn't Boss came down to dinner and we should have gone up and get him down."
"I said I'll go but you guys said no!" Levi shouted.
*Stab Stab*
"Shut up, Octopus. Nobody asks you."
"But-"
*Stab Stab*
"Don't try to disobey the Prince."
"And then I was thinking of asking Squ-chan what happened when he comes back before you guys said I was too loud." Lussuria finished his speech.
"Ya, and we get the rest." Mammon said, looking up from his calculator.
"You got something to ask me?" Squalo asked as he turned to face the Sun Guardian.
"Ah, YES!" Lussuria screamed. "Like I said, I was going to ask you-"
"Ushishi. We wanted to ask you what happened to the boss that made him not want to come down and have dinner with us. Since apparently, you are the last one to leave his office." Bel cut in before Lussuria could finish speaking.
"My dear naughty prince," Lussuria pointed a finger at the Storm Guardian. "Didn't your mother teach you not to interfere when other people are talking?"
"Ushishi. The Prince killed his mother with his own hands. Why would he want to listen to her?" Bel questioned as he removed his arms from Fran's hat and placed them behind his head. "Besides, the Prince should be the one to ask Sharky, since, why of course, he's the Prince. Ushishishishishi."
"Well, first thing first." everyone shifted their attention onto Squalo. "I had no idea what's with the boss. And I don't care what happened to him. Oh, and don't you guys dare to ask me anything related to him again. Oh, and by the way, Meridionale is back. I met up with her on my way back." Squalo announced before leaving.
"Ah wait, Squ-chan." Lussuria called out to the shark before he stopped and turned around. "Would you like some dinner? I can make some for you."
"No thanks." Squalo replied, turning away. "I'm going back to my room." he said as he walked up the stairs.
"Ow, that woman is back. How great is that?" Fran asked in sarcasm.
"Did she just left for dinner?" Mammon asked.
"Don't tell me there really is someone who hates my cooking." Lussuria pouted as he pressed both his index fingers together.
"Don't worry Luss, no one hates your cooking." Fran patted Lussuria's shoulder in attempt to cheer the poor Sun Guardian up. "Me don't. And Mammon-san probably don't too. And Me's sure that Bel-senpai don't too. Right, senpai?"
"..."
Upon not receiving a respond from the Storm Guardian, the Mist turned to look at his senpai, only to see him staring at the staicase that Squalo walked up just a few minutes ago.
"Senpai?" Fran called out again to snap Bel out of whatever is on him mind. "Eh, you calling the Prince, Froggy?"
"What's up with you, Bel-senpai?" Fran asked, with a little sound of concern in his usual monotone voice.
"Ushishi. Nothing." Bel tried to hid his thoughts by showing his Cheshire grin.
"You cannot fool me, Bel." Mammon spoke. "What's going on?"
"Ushishishi. The Prince said nothing, and he means nothing. What could possibly be wrong with the Prince? Ushishi." Bel finished laughing before heading off to the living room again to enjoy his TV.
The rest of the Varia exchanged looks before Fran spoke up. "Let's just ignore this."
"But Fran-chan, we can't!" Lussuria screamed. "And you can't too. Remember what I told you. We're a family. We're supposed to help and care for one another."
"Oh sure. Me can see that the fake prince 'cared' about Me by acknowledging Me's presence by throwing weird-shaped knifes at Me."
"Oh Fran-chan, don't say that." Lussuria said as he waved his hand in a girly manner. "Bel-chan is just... well... playing with you."
"Ya, with a toy that can kill a person." Fran fighted back.
"Well... that's... umm... does anyone bother to help me out a little?" Lussuria asked as he looked over at Mammon.
"I'll pass." Mammon said as he turned back to his money.
"See? We don't really cared about one another." Fran pointed out.
"Mou~ Mammon-chan, you're suppose to set up a good example to your inheritor." Lussuria pouted.
"Well, I don't like to do work without payment. And besides, I thought that you'll enjoy the teaching of our baby officer." Mammon said.
"Says the one who is literally a baby himself." Fran said in sarcasm.
"Mou~ Fran-chan, that's not very polite." Lussuria scolded.
"Che" Fran pouted this time as he turned his head away.
"Mou, you naughty children." Lussuria said as he turned from Fran to Mammon. "I, the mother of Varia, know that you guys really do cared about each other. And one day, I'll prove it!"
Somehow it seems like I have made it in time, huh? Well, good for you guy! I think...
This chpt is a lot easier to write than the others, since I have already plotted this long time ago. So it makes my life easier.
There's nothing really important happening in this chpt. But it'll be needed for the story to continue.
Once again, if this doesn't make your day, PLEASE, don't blame me. *hides in the corner of the room*
Please Review and Please Look forward to the next chpt!
Arigatou!