A/N: Ciaossu minna!

Like I said, this will be a 1 chpt per week post. So please just wait patiently until ... , for my case, Friday. ( Although it sometimes ended up being posted at 11pm-12am... *guilty* )

Until then, wait patiently. O(n_n)O~~~

And sorry if anyone thinks that Xanxus is a little OOC... Okay, maybe a lot OOC... But I thought that no matter how hard you try, there will always be a little OOCness in the KHR characters in yaoi fanfics. If not, how could the story even happen in the first place? ( Although my Xanxus is seriously very OOC... )

Anyone agree?

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR, I own the plot.


"What's this?" Belphegor, also known as 'Prince the Ripper', asked as he witness the scene unfold before him.

Three men, sitting in an alleyway, leaning against the wall behind them, each with a pool of blood in their stomach and only their stomach, most probably dead. And the wall behind them, got small holes that formed the outer shapes of three human body.

"Ushishishi. Looks like the Prince had made a right decision to check on Sharky's 'work'." Bel laughed as he approach the wall. The holes in the wall were small and round, as if it was shot through by bullets. The Storm Guardian then bent down so that he could make himself the same hight as one of the corpses. He observed the injury on his stomach, there was also a hole in it, like he was being stabbed through.

Tch. This isn't even gory enough compared to Squalo's previous works. Bel thought. And what's with the holes?

"Who's there?"

The Prince turned around and quickly tilted his head away just in time to prevent himself from being hit by whatever things that were sent flying towards his direction.

*PING PING PING*

Bel shot a quick glance at the wall and saw three glittering objects, or in this case, weapons, stuck on it. He pulled one of it out and observed the hole made. It was exactly the same kind as the other ones on the wall! Bel turned to face the owner of the weapons who threw them at him.

"Ushishi. Who are you?"


"Let's just go out and look for Senpai." Fran suggested. "Doesn't that sound more helpful compared to just standing here, listening to Luss whining?"

"Agreed." said Mammon.

"Maa, I'll just be nice and close one eye and pretend that I didn't hear the last part." added Lussuria as he literally closed one eye, not really neccessary since no one can see it with his sunglasses in the way.

"Then let's go." Fran said as he ignored Lussuria's comment and began walking towards the entrance of the Varia Mansion, with Mammon and Lussuria following behind him. When Fran opened the door as they reached there, they were face to face with a certain shark.

"You guys heading out?" Squalo asked.

"Yup, going out to find Bel-senpai." Fran took the initiative to answer the Strategy Captain's question.

"Ha?"

"Well Squ-chan, the thing is that we can't find Bel-chan anywhere in the Varia Mansion." explained Lussuria. "So we thought that maybe he had headed out and we're now going to look for him."

"So?" Squalo questioned. "Bel's not a baby. He doesn't need to be baby-sitted. That one hell of a crap Prince could just be blood high and go out to kill some randomn people in the middle of the street."

"Ya, but he didn't even answer his transmitter. Doesn't that sound like something strange?" Lussuria continued explaining to the shark.

"So... are you guys saying that Bel is missing now?"

"Ya, what else do you think will make us go out of the mansion to find him?" Mammon questioned back. "Not to mention without payment."

"Okay, I can go out with you too." the Rain Guardian volunteered.

"But don't you need to report your mission to Boss?" the Sun Guardian asked.

"Nevermind about that. I can take care of it later. After we find Bel." Squalo answered.

"Okay, so stop chit-chatting now and get going." announced Fran as he made his way out of the door.


"So, he left without reporting... again." Xanxus whispered to himself.

Is it that hard to see me that you have to avoid each and every chance of seeing me? Maybe I should just go and apologize. Tch. No way. If like that he quit for sure. There's no way he's going to continue following a boss who apologize to his own subordinate just because of small matters like this. Urgh. Curse that thought of mine... Maybe I should just let it be. We can't be together after all anyway... *Sigh*


"So it's decided then. I go towards South, Luss search the North, Taichou look at the East, Mammon-san will take care of the West." Fran announced.

"Okay!" Lussuria screamed.

"Fine by me." agreed Mammon.

"Then let's get started." announced Squalo before the four Varia Guardians dispersed themselves in different directions.


-Half an hour later-

"Oi, Fran. Did you find anything yet?" Fran stopped on his track as he heard Mammon's voice coming out from his transmitter.

"No." Fran answered. "How about your side?"

"Not a thing."

"Don't be so impatient, Mammon-san. We just started looking, Bel-senpai isn't going to be found so soon. And if that happens, it'll be called 'a miracle'."

"But it really is strange. I'm already using my illusion of clones to search a larger amount of area at the same time, but there's still nothing found."

"Oh, Mammon-chan. Don't worry." Lussuria's voice was heard in the two illusionists' transmitter.

"I didn't say that I'm worrying, Lussuria."

"Oh, don't try to deny it, Mammon-chan. I can hear it in your voice."

"True. Me too."

"Shut up, Fran."

"Don't wanna."

"I'll kill you personally when I see you later."

"Sure, but who's going to be you inheritor if I die?"

"I won't need that kind of thing as long as I don't die."

"You can never be sure of when you are dying, Mammon-san."

"Oh, then what makes you so sure that I'm going to die?"

"Well, the story that my pineapple haired master and Bel-senpai and Luss told Me?"

"Fran-chan! I told you already it's not a story! It's the memory we received from the world ten year later!"

"Whatever. Anyway, you guys told Me that Mammon-san is dead in there."

"Oh, Fran-chan. Don't curse! The Sky Arcobaleno of that time told us that we'll not be having the same future as that parallel world."

"So does that mean that I'm not going to die?"

"Yup!"

"Oi." Squalo's voice was heard. "Are you guys really looking for Bel seriously? What's with all the chit-chatting?"

"Sorry Taichou."

"Fine."


-Another half an hour later-

"Oi~ Taichou." Fran covered his mouth as he yawned. "Me cannot find Senpai at all~"

"Same here." Mammon replied.

"And we had already searched for an hour!" Lussuria added.

"You guys sure that you didn't find anything?"

"Yup."

"Not even a trace of blood?"

"There is blood everywhere, but it all belongs to some guy who isn't Bel-senpai."

"Knives?"

"Ya, but they're not Bel-chan's."

"Don't tell me you didn't even find a single hair!"

"Mammon-san, face reality. There are a lot of blondes in Italy..."

"And how are we suppose to know if it's Bel-chan?"

"..."

"Hello?"

"Mammon-chan, are you listening?"

"Ya, I am! Nevermind, screw whatever I just said..."

"Oi, you guys." Squalo's voice was heard.

"Yes long hair Taichou?"

"What took you so long to answer, Squ-chan?"

"I think I found Bel."

...


"Bel-chan!" Lussuria, who reached there the last, screamed as he ran towards a bloody Bel who's not sure if dead or not.

"He's still breathing." Mammon, who had reached there earlier than him, announced.

"Luss, do your job. Onegaishimas." said Fran, who's the first to reach there.

"Okay, okay." Lussuria said as he lit his Sun Varia Ring and let Kuu out of its Box.

"Do you believe us now that there's a need to come out and look for him personally?" Mammon asked Squalo while Kuu is using its Sun flame to heal Bel.

"Well... ya." the Varia Rain Guardian answered after running through his mind.

"What had he done to make himself in such a mess?" Fran questioned as he stared at Mammon.

"How should I know?" the former Mist Guardian of Varia questioned back. "Ask Squalo. He's the one who found him."

"I don't know! I just found Bel's knives around the area and..." the shark paused, looking towards Bel. "when I found him, he's already like that."

"How long does it take to heal him?" Fran turned his head towards the self-claimed 'Mama' of the Varia.

"Oh my." yelped the said 'Mama'. "He lost a lot of blood! I don't think I can completely heal him in just one day. Let's bring him back to the Varia Mansion first."

"Okay." Fran said as he looked at the Second in Command of the Varia.

"What are you staring at me like that for?" Squalo asked with a slight frown.

"For you to use your Box Animal to take this bloody crap of a fake prince senpai back?" Fran answered.

"That's a long name, Fran." Mammon stated out.

"Won't it be better if we just let Mammon bring him back using his teleportation?" Squalo suggested.

"Mu, good point." agreed Mammon as he floated towards Bel's bloody body. "Ja, I'll see you guys back in the Varia Mansion then. I'll bring him to the infirmary first." the Mist Arcobaleno said as he teleported himself and the Storm Guardian back.

"Um, onegaishimas." replied Fran as he stared at the two who are slowly vanishing into thin air.

"Come on, Fran-chan." said Lussuria as he patted the back of the young illusionist's head, which is actually that giant frog hat that he's wearing. "Let's head back too."


A/N: GOMENASAI~~~ Even though I said that this will be posted every Friday, I ended up updating this one day late! Please forgive me! *bowing n times*

This chpt is, for some dunno what reason, godamn hard to write! I keep not knowing what to write to fill up that 2000+ words! Like I said... I suck at english... *guilty*

I'm not sure if I'll be able to post the next one in time. Even though I plotted the scenes, it became hard when I'm trying to type it out...

Anyway, please just look forward to it!

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