Author's Note: Sorry guys I had so much on my plate on top of me trying to become a beast on MW3's TDM(BTW I am excited about the new map pack and the new games coming out next year.) Right now work is a killer but I have one more day of work than I get a break. FYI the incident with the girl gang never happened to me so don't worry…BTW everypony I think I found a way to end this story so that I can make a sequel (I am still ironing out the flaws and stuff LAG!) Oh and Happy Hearth's Warming Eve and Happy Holiday's to y'all and all that noise. I want to once again thank Everypony for reading up to this point (blah blah blah mushy stuff).
As always everypony ENJOY THIS CHAPTER AND CHAPTER 15 WILL BE OUT BY NEXT THURSDAY!
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Ps: I hope you guys figured out the time this story take place based off the games mentioned. Brownie points to those who can.
…Twilight's House, Ponyville…
Celestia's summer sun slowly disappeared behind the horizon making way for Luna's moon. The herd had all settled in Twilight's house happily chatting about how their day went while Jean sat at a small table away from them.
"My gawd they are just as bad as the girls back home." Jean thought. Twilight turned and glared at him.
"Sorry." Jean said as he began writing his letter.
"So why did you bring us all together Twilight?" Princess Luna asked. Twilight turned to look at her.
"Glad you asked Princess. Rarity told me about an event that will take place in three weeks." Twilight said.
"You mean that Herd Gatherin thing?" AppleJack asked.
"Yes I do, how do you know?" Twilight asked.
"I overheard the mayor pony talkin'bout it not too long ago." AppleJack said.
"Herd Gatherin?" Princess Luna asked looking at Applejack with confusion.
"It's where all the mares in Ponyville go to announce the stallion they are going to stay with." Twilight said.
"Oh." Princess Luna said turning her head to Jean.
"Oh my, this seems so fast. I only met him once and I still don't that much about him." Princess Luna said to herself. Jean looked up at her. She stared at him for minute before quickly turning her head to avoid his eyes.
"But I do have three weeks to get to know him and my turn with him is tomorrow." She thought to herself.
"The hell was that about?" Jean asked himself
"D-does this mean that if we go to th-this event with Jean we have stay with him forever?" Fluttershy asked looking down.
"Not exactly darling, this is only the first part of the whole marriage thing. The second part is our parents. They have to agree that he is the right for us." Rarity said. Everypony in the house turned to Jean who was still writing his letter.
"Why did it just go quite?" Jean thought as he looked up from his letter. They stared at each other not saying a word for two minutes.
"Pony or not I am sure my mom and dad will agree for me to be with him." Rainbow Dash said.
"Wait, what are you girls talking about?" Jean asked
"Well dear the second part of our marriage to you is that you have to meet each of our family." Rarity said.
"Everybodies?" Jean asked
"Everyponies." Rarity said. Jean turned his attention to AppleJack.
"Round three against AppleJack's brother…Hell yeah this time I have something for that red bitch but I will make sure she doesn't see." Jeans thought as he hummed the theme song to Super Street Fighter 4.
"Jean don't think about planning anything bad to do to her brother." Twilight said to Jean mentally.
"Wh-whoa you talked to me without using your mouth just like they do in Ghost in the Shell and no-now I am doing it. This is fucking sick." Jean said to Twilight mentally.
"Jean focus, I need you to promise me you won't hurt her brother." Twilight said mentally.
"Ok-ok fine. I won't hurt him but I wished you could've told me we could talk to each other mentally like this before. This is fucking awesome." Jean said to Twilight mentally. Twilight smiled as she rolled her eyes.
"You guy's ok?" AppleJack asked.
"Yeah we are fine." Twilight said.
"I can talk dirty to her and nobody would even know." Jean said to himself. He smiled.
"Hey Twilight, I love the shape of your butt. It just makes me want to have sex with you nonstop." Jean said to Twilight mentally. She blushed as she turned around to stare at him. She then smiled at him before turning her attention to the group.
"Before we start thinking ahead past the herd gathering party we must still take time to get to know hi-"
"I am absolutely positive that I want to join his herd!" Rainbow Dash blurted out before Twilight could finish her sentence.
"Wait! We still have three whole weeks to think this over." Twilight said. Jean's stomach suddenly growled loud enough for everypony in the room to hear. Everypony turned to him as he laughed nervously.
"Sorry, that was my stomach. I didn't eat anything all day and…I am kind of hungry." Jean said holding his stomach.
"How about a dandelion sandwich dear?" Rarity asked.
"He can't digest that Rarity he isn't like us." Twilight said.
"What does he eat?" Princess Luna asked. Twilight stared at her unsure if she should tell her the truth or not.
"Don't worry, I think I'll go to-"
"No no Jean you are a guest here and-"
"Not to mention our future stallion which means we are going to cook something for you." Pinkie blurted out from behind Jean.
"How did you app-"
"It's best not to ask." Rainbow Dash interrupted Jean.
"So what do you want to eat huh? Huh? Huh?" Pinkie said hopping up and down.
"I-uh." Jean blushed as he felt everyponies eyes on him. He looked down at his hands that were folded in front of him.
"Anything you guy's cook will be alright with me." He said.
"I'll make him some pan-"
"No, no, no we'll make him some cupcakes." Pinkie said interrupting Luna. The girls argued back and forth about what to make for him
"Gee, back home I never had this much positive attention from girls." Jean thought as he put his head on his right hand and slowly closed his eyes.
…2 months earlier somewhere in the Eastbay of California…
"Finally the time has come for me to get Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat for my 360." Jean said to himself.
"After all my sacrifice of getting good grades and doing chores and saving my allowance, I finally get to see if Chell is ever going to get away from Glados and see all the characters they added in Mortal Kombat." Jean said aloud as he marched happily down the sidewalk towards the video game store. Jean noticed that there were a group of women standing outside the shop. One of the women turned to Jean and smiled. She looked familiar Jean causing him to stop and stare at them.
"See we told you he'll come." One of them said.
"Holy grenade spammers, it can't be." Jean thought to himself as he stared at the girl who turned to him and smiled.
"It's been awhile hasn't it geek!" The girl shouted.
"What the fuck? They let you out already? They should've permanently put you in the mental hospital for what you tried to do to me!" Jean shouted as he pointed at the women.
"I got out two years ago for good behavior. It took me awhile to convince my parents to allow me to walk the streets by myself again." The girl said.
"Wha-Good behavior? You nearly cut my dick off! You should not be roaming these streets without a cop watching over you! Gawd and they wonder why we are slowly losing faith in our justice system." Jean said.
"Come on geek I was just playing." The women said as she and her friends slowly walked towards him.
"Ohhhhhh no you don't! Last time you and your gang green gang tried to cut away my manhood but this time I have something to stop you." Jean said.
"Like what?" The girl asked.
"Li-like…OH MY GAWD! AC-130 ABOVE!." Jean shouted before ducking to ground.
"Yeah right, I played Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and I know what an AC-130 is and it wouldn't have any business here." The women said crossing her arms.
"Really, do you have a 360 or a PS3?" Jean asked as he stood back up.
"Get him girls!" The women shouted. Jean screamed as he ran away from the group of women.
…Present Day Princess Celestia's Castle…
Princess Celestia slowly trotted down the main hall looking for her assistant. It took ten minutes of trotting before she finally found her assistant standing in front of the door that led to the main hall.
"Good evening princess." Her assistant said bowing.
"Yes, good evening. Um about that meeting for tonight. Is it too late for me to postpone it?" Celestia asked.
The assistant magically pulled her clipboard up to her eyes. She carefully read over her schedule for a second.
"No princess but may i-"
"Ok, I need you to do two things for me. One I need you to postpone the meeting till noon time tomorrow…and two I need you to send one of my guards to Ponyville with a carriage and have him pick up Jean." Celestia said interrupting her assistant.
"Where do you want the guard to drop off this Jean?" The assistant asked with a confused look on her face.
"Here, in my castle…I wish to speak with him…alone…now." Princess Celestia said before she turned and trotted back to her room.
"Yes princess." Her assistant said before trotting away.
…Twilight's house, Ponyville…
Rainbow Dash slowly snuck over to where Jean was as the group of mares argued with each other. She ducked under the table and brought her head to Jean's lap.
"Hey." She whispered to him gently poking at his manhood with her hoof. Jean woke up and looked down.
"Rainbow Dash what are you-"
"Shhhh, I want to relax you until they decide on what to make for you." Rainbow Dash whispered.
"Re-relax me how?" Jean asked.
"You know." Rainbow Dash whispered licking her lips. Jean blushed
"You want to do that right now? Here?" Jean asked. Rainbow Dash shook her head yes. Jean looked up to see his herd still distracted with their argument. He slowly unzipped his pants. Rainbow Dash smiled devilishly as he pulled out his manhood. She opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. She licked the tip of his manhood a couple of times before sticking his whole length in her mouth. Jean stifled a gasp as Rainbow Dash bobbed her head back and forth.
"Hey Dashie what are you doing down there?" Pinkie Pie yelled causing Rainbow Dash jump and hit her head under the table. Jean almost fell back in the chair but he stopped himself by grabbing onto the table.
"Pinkie what are you-" Jean look down to see Rainbow Dash rubbing the top of her head with her hoof.
"Are you ok? " Jean asked. She shook her head yes.
"Hey Dashie, can I give Jean the funny kiss along with you? I promise it will be fun." Pinkie Pie said hopping up and down. Everypony in the room turned to Jean.
"What's going on?" Twilight asked. Rainbow Dash crawled from under the table still rubbing her head.
"Hey guy's hehehe." Rainbow Dash said scratching the back of her head.
"What were you doing under there?" Princess Luna asked.
"She was gi-OOOFFF!" Rainbow Dash interrupted Pinkie by elbowing her in the stomach.
"Nothing, just thought I saw something under the table but it was nothing." Rainbow Dash said.
"Jean, what's going on?" Twilight asked. Princess Luna slowly trotted over to him.
"Nothing." Jean said quickly tucking his manhood back into his pants.
"Is there something wrong sugarcube? You look nervous." AppleJack asked.
"Uh, no just hungry." Jean said. Luna looked over his shoulders to see what he wrote.
"Wow he wrote a lot." Luna thought to herself as she read his letter.
"So what are we goin ta cook for him?" AppleJack asked
Before anypony could give an answer, there came a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" Pinkie sang.
"Princess Celestia's royal guard. I am here to bring Jean to Princess Celestia's Castle at once." The guard pony said.
"What?" Everypony asked as Twilight magically opened the door.
"Princess Celestia has requested to speak alone with Jean at her castle." The guard said.
"Whoa cool armor. Is that real metal." Jean asked as he stood up from the table and walked over to the guard. He reached out his hand but the guard smacked it away.
"Please do not touch my armor and follow me." The guard said.
"Wow you ponies have guards and stuff? I thought Ponyville was a nice and violent free place." Jean said holding his left hand in pain.
"Ponyville is a non-violent place but there are many creatures that roam in the other parts of Equestria tha-"
"Yeah, yeah cool story bro. I don't feel like hearing a long boring back story that is boring and long." Jean said. Twilight cleared her throat. Jean looked back to her.
"Sorry. Anyway the princess wants me to talk to her about what?" Jean asked turning back to the guard.
"She didn't disclose that." The guard said staring blankly up at Jean.
"Well, I'm sure it must be important whatever it is. Jean when you come back me and…your herd will all have dinner ready for you." Twilight said. Jean looked back at her and smiled.
"Th-thanks," He said before turning to the guard pony. "Ok, let's go."
"I wonder what my sister is going to talk to Jean alone about." Luna thought as Jean walked out the door and closed it behind him.
…Jean's home, Eastbay of California…
Jean's little sister had fallen asleep on Jean's bed still holding the video game in her right hand.
"Jean, please…wherever you are…return to us. We miss you." She said in her sleep as she turned to her side still holding on to his video game.