A/N: HI! It feels as if it's been a long time.
Well, it actually is, kind of. But it's just another month!
And I bet you all know what day today is, so I thought I'll be giving you guys a present!
So here it is, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not KHR. Not Varia. Not Xanxus. Not Squalo. Only the plot is mine.
"I can't believe I'm doing this for the second time, WITHOUT ANY PAYMENT!" a certain greedy baby that we're all too familiar with protested as he threw his just-finished invitation in the Sun Guardian's face.
"Ow! Mammon-chan, don't take your anger out on me!" Lussuria pouted as he removed the envelope from his face and put it inside the bag along with the rest of the invitations that the Varias spent the whole morning making.
"I don't give a damn, Lussuria!" Mammon shouted. "This isn't even worth my time! Why do I have to waste my effort doing something that's not earning me a single cents?"
"Mammon-san, chill down." the teal-haired boy said expression-less. "We also don't have much of a choice. The wedding is tomorrow, and both Senpai and Taichou were busy with other stuff. So that only left us to take care of all this invitations. We're already generous enough to let the gaylord send them this time instead of you."
"But why am I here too?" the Varia's self-proclaimed 'Mama' asked. "Meridionale-chan is still counting on me to help with the decorations! Why am I here helping you guys delivering all these invitations?"
"Knowing your style, Bossu had specially assigned you to help us because he know that you're going to make the place all gayish if you're in charge of decorating." Fran answered as he threw his folded-airplane-invitation into the bag in the Sun's hand.
"Mou, Fran-chan. Don't play with the invitations like that!" Lussuria said as he unfold the invitation back to its original shape.
"Why? We'll just play with it all we want." Mammon replied with a slight smirk on his face. "After all, we're the ones who made them, we'll have as much fun as we want." he said as he set the bag on fire.
"WAH! Mammon-chan, what are you doing?" Lussuria screamed as he felt the sudden warmth in his hand and dropped the bag onto the ground. "We're suppose to deliver all those! Now we must re-do everything! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Calm down, Luss." Fran said lazily with his cheek on his palm. "That bag was just an illusion. The real one is here." he pulled out an identical bag from under the table, with all the invitations inside. "Now, since you said that we're suppose to deliver all these, hurry up and do it. Make yourself useful." the frog said as he threw the bag to the Sun.
"Ooft. Mou, I got it. I'll be on my way then." Lussuria pouted once again as he began to make his leave.
The Varia's genius, Belphegor, was in a certain Fiancata Cloud's room, with an assignment from his boss.
"Tch, how boring." the Prince mumbled as he twirled a pair of scissors on his fingers. "Giving the Prince such low-class work. Boss really had underestimate me."
Prince the Ripper tossed the scissors aside and pulled out his knives.
"Ushishishi. Now let's see how the Prince is going to make you turn into his master piece." the Storm grinned at his 'opponent'.
Wires were set up in the room, the 'opponent' is now surrounded by countless knives attached to the wires. There's no way of escaping.
"Ushishishi~" the Prince laughed as he signalled the knives to attack at once. The sound of fabric being cut was heard. Pieces of scraps were left on the floor.
But no blood were produced.
"Ushishi. Done!" Bel grinned at his master piece. He pulled the dress down from the hanger and examined it carefully. The dress is pure white, cloth flowers adorning the chest, with ribbons at the waist and very frilly.
"Once again, a master piece made in the hands of the Prince. Ushishishishishi~"
The Rain Guardian of Varia jumped down from the flight of stairs as he finished putting up the banners and streamers. The wedding is said to be held in the Varia Headquarter. Mercy from the Ninth.
The place is now as white as the snow in winter. A complete contrast of the originally creepy raven-dark mansion of Varia. Can see that the Strategic Commander had indeed put in a lot of effort into it. Not even neglecting to prepare the red and white roses for the rooms. Petals of blood-red as well as snow-white, were flowing along with the wind, brightening up the atmosphere in the room.
Finally, I think it's don-
"Shark trash, my office, NOW." the voice of the boss sounded in the shark's wireless.
Oh great, such a nice timing... Squalo thought sarcastically as he made his way to the boss' office, ready to deal with all the shit that the boss was going to throw at him before the next day arrives.
-The next day-
"Nee, Reborn..." Tsuna uttered to the fedora hat-wearing infant sitting next to him in the Vongola's private plane.
"Hm, yes Dame-Tsuna?" the infant with the yellow pacifier on his neck responded as he look up from his espresso.
"You planned this beforehand, didn't you?" the Tenth Boss of Vongola asked as he secretly eyed his tutor with the accusing glare.
"Hm, what do you mean?"
"Don't play dumb with me! Lussuria only sent the invitation over here today! And by the time I opened my mailbox, everyone is gathering outside my house already even before I got a chance to open the letter! Not to mention that the Vongola private plane came as soon as I finished reading through it! You obviously know about this and planned it long time ahead right?" was Tsuna's overly agitated reply as he swung his arms around while still holding the letter in one hand.
"Well, of course." despite Tsuna's words, Reborn still gave his answer in his usual calmness and smirk. "I'm not the world's strongest hitman for no reason."
"But why must we go?" Tsuna whined as he fell back into his seat. "This is not a problem anymore, isn't it? So what's the point of having us to take part here? Besides, Xanxus will kill me if he sees me there!"
"Clam down, my dame-student. The last time we visited he also didn't kill you, did he?"
"But that's only because we spent the whole day with Meridionale alone. We didn't really get to see him much the last time." Tsuna answered as the images of the last visit flashed in his mind. Just by remembering Xanxus's blood-red gaze shooting invisible daggers at him made the 14-years-old teen want to dig a hole and bury himself in it. "Not to mention this time we have to sit in front of him during the whole wedding while witnessing his affair with his bride."
"It's just another famiglia event," Reborn replied to his student as he sipped his espresso. "we will be leaving as soon as the wedding is over. It's not going to take too long, probably just a few hours." *Smirk*
"A few hours..." Tsuna repeated as the words echoed in his head. A few hours with the Varias... is going to be living hell...
"Besides," Tsuna woke up from his thoughts as Reborn's voice sounded by his ear again. "all your Guardians are going to accompany you. So stop being a baby and start to act like a Boss."
Tsuna sighed at his tutor's words. There really is no way that he'll ever win against Reborn in anything. Whether if it's an argument or a fight.
"Don't worry, Juudaime!" Tsuna jumped from his seat when his self-proclaimed Right Hand Man screamed beside his ear. "If that bastard dares to lay a finger on you, I'll blow him along with his place into pieces!" Gokudera took out his dynamites as a proof to his words.
Tsuna sweat-dropped at that. As the boss, he knows well about his Guardian's strength. And he also knows that Gokudera is no match for Xanxus and even more not against the whole Varia.
"Ahahaha, those fireworks again?" the baseball athlete laughed as he swung his arm around Gokudera's shoulder.
"How many times must I tell you, Baseball Idiot? That these are NOT fireworks!" the Storm Guardian shouted at the still laughing Rain. "Do you want me to proof it on you?"
"Maa maa, Gokudera-kun, we don't want to destroy the plane." Tsuna said as he tried to calm his Guardian down.
"I-If the Tenth says so." Gokudera replied as he obediently kept his dynamites.
"Haha, the obedient Gokudera is so cute." Yamamoto laughed, totally not minding the way his lover treats their boss like how he was in the past.
"Tch, idiots should just shut up." Gukudera spat as he made his way towards his seat so that Tsuna and Reborn were not able to see the little blush appearing on his cheek.
"Haha, so shy yet still so cute." Yamamoto said as he walked after the silver-haired italian.
"Looks like there's no problem with your Guardians now huh?" the Sun Arcobaleno asked his student.
"I don't think so..." the Sky replied. "Speaking of which, is Meridionale-san going to be the new Varia Cloud after she's married to Xanxus?"
"Well, that's something that they have to settle with themselves. But I don't think she'll be the official Cloud Guardian though. She is still the Fiancata Cloud Guardian after all, and she probably is just going to help the Varias taking care of their missions with the title of 'The wife of the Varia Boss'."
"But the Varias don't seem to like her very much huh?"
"You know those guys pretty well yourself, you should at least know that they're a screwed up group and lacks respect to everyone except their boss. It's not strange for them to hate 'outsiders'. "
"I wonder who should I pity. Meridionale-san or the Varias..."
A/N: Ya... well... I pretty much get the idea from 'Swords And Love', because I don't really know what is there to prepare for weddings... Never been to one before...
By the way, do you guys think I should change the genre to humor instead of drama? Personally, I think the story is more of a humor than drama story, so I was wondering if there's a need of change...
Further information, because you guys probably don't like the content of this chpt, I'll be updating the next one very soon. Just as soon as I finished up all my holiday homeworks...
Also, I just noticed that I haven't been saying this for a long time. So... Thank you to all those people out there who reviewed this, favourited this, followed this, or simply just read this. I know that I'm not good with either english or words, but I'll try my best to write this story!
Now, before we end off, let's just shout this out loud together.
Se no... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQU-CHAN!
R & R please! Cakes will be given out! :)