Author's Notes: Hey everypony here's another chapter. Cool thing about this chapter…3 days ago my computer fucking raged quit and my work disappear. My chapter…my homework…everything…almost. So after cussing at the top of my lungs for half a day I sat down and re-wrote this chapter and did some of my homework. It wasn't fun because…well I had to restart everything. Fucking shit! Anyway in the middle of writing I thought to myself about the future of…A Twist in Fate. I was asked by somebody sometime ago if I will do spin off and shit…the answer is I don't know…(because I have no idea really on what a spinoff is)… On to other shit...if everybody wants to know why all the mares in Ponyville are attracted to Jean…it will be explained in the sequel…As for the sequel btw I was going to have somebody else work on it with me…but that idea seems flawed…one I have my way of writing and then there's my schedule. I want to write how I want to write and the other dude that wants be a co-author…well…we're two different ppl so it won't work out. Time wise I can't be on skype and talk to this dude all the time arguing with him on what I want to write…(Side note I was slowly going to give him ownership of this story…but after some intense soul searching I decided I will not let anybody co-author this story…This story was started by myself and I'll end it by myself. I know I sound like an asshole MLG wanna be in a Halo Reach TDM hogging up the energy sword and other power weapons. I want to ask y'all something before I just make other plans. Do y'all really want a spinoff of this story? If I get atleast…10 yes's than I get to work on doing notes(by myself on my own time after my first midterm) If not well, I might just do one then say bye.
Enough of me talking. As always Everypony ENJOY THIS CHAPTER! I'll see y'all in three days I don't want to keep y'all waiting on what kind of night Jean will have in the next chapter! XD
UPDATE 3/9/12: HEY THERE ITS ME AGAIN. I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST A NEW CHAPTER TODAY BUT BECAUSE OF SOME MINOR SET BACKS I WILL REALEASE CHAPTER 30 TOMORROW. I KNOW I KNOW I AM SORRY GUYS(PUT 50% ON THE TEACHERS...THE REST WAS MY BAD.) BTW JUST TO LET Y'ALL KNOW THE SEQUEL WILL HAPPEN NO DOUBT. MY QUESTION WAS FOR IF YOU GUY'S WANTED A SPIN OFF. THANK YOU GUYS AND GIRLS FOR YOU PATIENTS IN ADVANCE AND I WILL POST CHAPTER 30 TOMORROW AFTERNOON MY TIME(CALIFORNIA) AND CHAPTER 31 ON TUESDAY(3/13/12) Gamers and Ponies alike stay beautiful!
...5 hours later Apple Family house…
"I didn't know anybody in the world could talk about a fruit for so fucking long." Jean thought to himself as he and AppleJack neared the Apple Families house.
"Well how'd ya like the tour of Sweet Apple Acres sugar cube?" AppleJack asked before reaching out her hoof to open the front door.
"It was fucking epic." Jean lied.
"Fucking epic? Is that good?" AppleJack asked as she trotted into her home.
"Yeah, it's really really good." Jean said smiling as he stood outside the door.
"You youngins are just in time. Ah was just about ta call everypony inside for dinner." Granny Smith said from behind AppleJack. Jean smiled warmly at her.
"Looks like the cowards in." Macintosh said as he pushed by Jean and walked into the kitchen.
"I knew I smelled an ass close by." Jean said back. Granny Smith shook her head.
"Ah hope these two git along." Granny Smith thought to herself as she walked into the kitchen
"Stop it Jean. Don't upset mah granny ok." AppleJack hissed at Jean.
"Sorry." Jean said. AppleJack lead him into the kitchen and sat down. Applebloom, Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith were already seated and waiting for the young human to take his seat amongst them.
"Wow, look at all this good food! This is really what y'all eat?" Jean asked as he sat down staring at the all the different types of apple deserts. Granny Smith smiled at his complement.
"Ya maybe able ta butter up mah whole family ta like ya but I ain't fallin for ya words." Macintosh thought to himself.
"Well now everypony…dig in." Granny Smith said as she passed around a plate of apple turnovers.
"This is like a fucking dream. Deserts for dinner!" Jean thought to himself.
…Fluttsershy's house…
Fluttershy stared blankly out her livingroom window not noticing Angel trying to get her attention. After several failed attempts at getting her attention by jumping in the air and waving his paws, Angel hopped over to Fluttershy and pulled at her mane.
"OW!" She yelled before turning her attention to the frustrated bunny.
"Now Angel, you know pulling at my mane hurts me." Fluttershy said as she messaged her scalp. Angel used his paw signals to ask what was wrong. Somehow Fluttershy was able to understand what he asking through his form of communication.
"Um…well you see…I have this problem that only…a-a stallion can fix. Th-the problem is that…well…the stallion I want to help fix my problem is with AppleJack." Fluttershy said as she stared sadly at the floor. Angel tapped her on her front left leg causing Fluttershy to look up to him. He told her through his signals to go to AppleJack's house, take Jean from the guest bed, and then have her way with him. Fluttershy gasped once she figured out what he was suggesting.
"No, no, no Angel I can't do that. That wouldn't be the nice thing to do." Fluttershy said as she turned her back to him. Angel tapped his foot repeatedly on the floor in frustration.
…Ontop of a random cloud…
"Never…never in my stupid life have I ever felt this way around another male...Never." Gilda thought to herself as she watched over Everfree from a cloud. The liquid that spilled from her crotch earlier continued to leak from her into the cloud slowly turning it grey.
"Gilda!" Rainbow Dash shouted as she flew around searching each drifting cloud that came into view.
"Oh no, why…why is she trying to find me?...Why am I running?" Gilda thought to herself as she slowly stood up on the cloud.
"I-I'm over here Dash!" Gilda called out as she waved her left claw in the air. Rainbow Dash saw this and immediately flew towards her.
"Hey Gilda, I just wanted to say goodbye to you before you left oh and by the way where are you going to go now?" Rainbow Dash asked as she sat on the same cloud Gilda was on.
"Well thanks…uh…I uh…I am going home…I'll see ya later D." Gilda said before taking off into the sunset.
"Tomorrow right G, I wanted you and Jean to get to know each other better. I'll be in his herd just so you know!" Dash called out after Gilda.
"Sure!" Gilda yelled back.
"I'm going to find that human one last time to make sure he doesn't snitch me out. I just need to find where AppleJack lives." Gilda said as she looked over her shoulder to make sure Rainbow Dash wasn't still watching her.
…Fluttershy's House…
"I-I can't go to sleep…it always ends with me…wanting it more. Oh my…but I can't just go after him." Fluttershy thought as she paced back and forth. Angel became irritated by this and hopped over to the front door and opened it.
"Angel what are you doing." Fluttershy asked her thoughts broken by the sound of her door opening. Angel signaled her to go do the deed he suggested earlier. Fluttershy shook her head no as she ran into the kitchen. Angel ran in after and pulled her towards the front door. Once he was able to drag her outside he quickly ran into the house and closed the door. Before the frightened yellow Pegasus had time to open the door, Angel locked it.
"Angel please open the door." Fluttershy pleaded. There was no answer. Fluttershy let out a soft sigh as she turned around and stared at the path that lead to Ponyville.
"I guess I have to spend the night with Twilight…but I don't think I can sleep over there without…having problems…I guess…I have no choice. I just hope AppleJack will understand." Fluttershy thought to herself as she slowly trotted down the dirt which lead to Sweet Apple Acres.
…Apple Family Home, Kitchen…
"Well I'll be, ten minutes gone by and this idiot managed ta keep it together." Macintosh thought to himself as he took a bite out of an apple turnover.
"Jean may I ask ya a question?" Applebloom suddenly asked as Jean took a bite out of an apple pie. He shook his head yes as he chewed.
"What did ya do ta make my sister love ya so much?" Applebloom question causing Jean to swallow hard.
"Well uh…ya see…we might tell ya when yer older." AppleJack said as she looked away blushing.
"But why?" Applebloom asked.
"Because…how we met…Ah-"
"Ah heard from other ponies that ya fell for him after you two did the naughty rodeo in Pinkie's closet." Applebloom interrupted. Granny Smith stared at Applebloom with her mouth open in shock. Macintosh shook his head in disgust as AppleJack and Jean stared at their laps trying to hide their blush.
"Ya see why I hate hate ya Jean. Before you appeared Applebloom didn't know a thing about matein now not only is she talkin about it, but she's doing it. What do ya hafta say fer yourself?" Macintosh asked as he glared at Jean. Jean glared back at him.
"You're saying it's my fault? Listen you fudge packer, I didn't do anything to make her want to go out and have sex with another pony. I didn't come to her and say fuck the next pony so don't try to blame me you queef sniffer!" Jean yelled. Macintosh snorted angrily as he stood up.
"STOP IT YOU TWO!" AppleJack yelled pounding her hoof on the table.
"He started it!" Big Macintosh yelled back.
"You're a lying bitch and you fuck squirrels!" Jean yelled at the red stallion.
"What did you say?" Macintosh asked.
"You are a lying bitch and you mate with squirrels…on Saturday mornings." Jean said before he stifled a giggle.
"Ya see right there! He's immature on top of bein a coward who can't defend himself. Is that the type of stallion ya want ta raise a foal with AppleJack?" Macintosh questioned.
"Shut the fuck up you red fruit cake. I can be mature when I feel like it." Jean said as he crossed his arms across his chest.
"Jean! Macintosh! Stop it! Macintosh Ah expected ya ta be more mature than this. Jean, you an Ah already talked about this outside. This night was supposed to be a peaceful night but you two ruined it by fightin like young colts at recess. Ah want you two to apologize to each other an Granny right this instant." AppleJack said. Jean and Macintosh stared at each other before they turned their attention to Granny Smith.
"We're sorry Granny Smith." They both said.
"Now to each other." AppleJack commanded. Macintosh snorted in frustration.
"I'm sorry bitchin cock." Jean said.
"JEAN!" AppleJack screamed in anger.
"I mean I am sorry Macintosh." Jean said rolling his eyes.
"I'm sorry to." Macintosh said before he stood up and walked out the kitchen into the livingroom.
"This ain't over Jean." Macintosh thought to himself as he trotted upstairs to his bedroom.
"Ah never seen mah big brother act like that before. He's usually so kind." Applebloom said.
"He must be on his period." Jean grumbled as he took another bite of apple pie. AppleJack glared at him causing Jean to smile nervously.
"Sorry." Jean said. AppleJack shook her head.
"Just so y'all know. Jean it ain't your fault that I mated with Spike. Ah found out 'bout the birds an the bees from one of Twilight's books." Applebloom said. Granny Smith and AppleJack stared at Applebloom in shock. Jean covered his mouth trying to stop himself from smiling.
"Applebloom, Ah think yer done with ya dinner so why don't ya go upstairs to yey room and let the grown ups talk." Granny Smith said.
"But Ah am a gro-"
"No buts young filly. Go upstairs." Granny Smith commanded. Applebloon sighed as she excused herself from the table and trotted out of the kitchen.
"Now about you two. Bean Ah heard from Macintosh that you an AppleJack…fooled around at Pinkie's party. Ah knew sooner or later AppleJack would find somepony so cute that she would….um lift her tail for him and Ah'm not mad 'bout that. Ah' am worried about what yer gonna do when ya put a bun in her oven. Ah also heard that ya have a six other ponies in ya herd. Do ya have anyway ta provide fer them?" Granny Smith said as she stared at the young human who was still eating. Jean swallowed hard and stared up at the old mare.
"I…I…don't know. I thought everything you get here was for free." Jean said.
"Well sunny from the way ya act and think it sounds like yer still a young colt yerself. The three steps of herd marriage isn't easy an don't take this the wrong way but young colts like yerself who go through the steps…quit about half way. Are ya sure ya want ta go through with this?" Granny Smith asked. Jean's heart begain to beat furiously upon hearing this.
"Wh-what do you mean? There are steps I have ta go through? I thought it was just the announcement." Jean said as a drop of sweat trickle down his forehead.
"Don't ya worry any Jean, Ah'm sure that you and Ah and the rest of the herd can make it through this." AppleJack assured him as she patted him on the back.
"Well Ah don't want ta scare ya too much but Ah want ya to know that AppleJack is part of a loving family here an the last thing we want her ta be is heartbroken an if ya do break her heart Macintosh an I will break you." Granny Smith said.
"Maybe I should quit now while I am still…not broken." Jean thought. He looked at Applejack and AppleJack stared back at him smiling as she slowly slid her front hoof under the table and placed on his lap. Jean could feel himself slowly become aroused as she gently rubbed his member through his pants.
"For fuck sakes, it looks like I'm stuck here. Besides I already made a pro-"
"Don't ever leave my side big brother." Jean's young sister's voice echoed in his mind repeatedly. Suddenly a knock came from the front door snapping Jean from his daze.
"Who could that be?" Granny Smith asked as she stared at the direction of the front door.
"Ah'll go see." AppleJack said as she removed her hoof from Jean's lap and trotted out the kitchen towards the door.
"Fluttershy? What are y'all doing out at this hour?" AppleJack asked after opening the door to find a yellow blushing Pegasus standing at her door.
"H-hi AppleJack…sorry to disturb you but…Angel locked me out of the house…again. Do you mind if…..I spend the night here?" Fluttershy asked as she blushed an even deeper red.
"Why sure ya can sugar cube. You can bunk with me." AppleJack said as she motioned Fluttershy inside. She perked up and smiled at the orange pony as she trotted inside.