Author's Note: Hey guys sorry for the late post I was pre occupied with March Madness after that it was call of duty time and Hexic and Geometry Wars and other games…BTW I Got the steel book for Assassins Creed 3 for preordering the game. I was so lucky to get one of the last ones. Anyway back to the story announcements um the next chapter will be uploaded five days from now because of school once again. Maybe during my spring break I will release 3 chapters…maybe. I've decided by myself that I will do a spinoff…after my finals are done. Oh and the next chapter name will be Ponified(I'll let all of you guess why I named it that and why I am so excited on writing it)
BTW yes brony14 I saw the new trailer for Halo 4. The trailer showing the people who are working on it is nice but I STILL WANT TO KNOW THE ACTUAL RELEASE DATE! LMFAO. To HunterOnToast I think I know what you mean about dark Jak…if I am not mistaken Dark Jak is from Jak and Dexter game but I forgot which one…I will in fact go to my friend's house and play it(even though he's kinda mad at me for buying a 360 instead of a PS3.)
******Update 3:00am PST 3/22/12 Sorry about the late notification but i need a day or so to finish the next chapter. The reason...well i have to get caught up on my work. The latest you'll see chapter 42 will be Saturday. I want to again apologize for the late info. I'll find some way to make it up to you guys. Made a couple of adjustments.
…Apple Families House, Kitchen…
"Ah asked a question Jean." Macintosh said in a frustrated tone.
"Um…well you see…Fluttershy came here today because she had trouble sleeping." Jean said smiling nervously.
"She trotted all the way from her house to here just so she could sleep?" Macintosh asked lifting an eyebrow at Jean.
"Yes, you see right now what I am doing…is using…my human powers called the force to help her sleep." Jean said. Macintosh slowly trotted closer to Jean and looked him and Fluttershy over. Fluttershy had her eyes closed.
"Why does she need ta be on top of you?" Macintosh asked in a suspicious tone.
"Wel-"
"And what was my sister talking about when she said Ah didn't know ya had it in ya Fluttershy." Macintosh questioned again.
"Oh for fucks sake." Jean thought to himself.
"Ah asked you a question human." Macintosh said as he trotted over to the left side of Jean and Fluttershy and looked them over. His eyes stopped at Jean lap. Macintosh noticed something that was coming from the two. The smell of mating.
"Are you two foal making in mah families kitchen?" Macintosh questioned as his left eye twitched. Jean and Fluttershy hearts both began to beat even harder. AppleJack bit into her left front hoof thinking about what Macintosh would do to Jean if he answered truthfully.
"N-no dude listen…Back where I am from this is how we calm each other down when they are unable to sleep. It's called the force an-"
"Yeah you're using the force alright. You're forcin it all the way in her." Macintosh growled.
"Macintosh whats with all the yellen?" Applebloom asked as she slowly trotted into the kitchen. Jean, Big Macintosh and AppleJack all stared at the yellow filly in horror as she trotted closer to where Jean and Fluttershy was.
"Hey is that Fluttershy? What's she doing here on top of Jean?" Applebloom asked as she stopped near the right side of Jean and Fluttershy.
"Just using the force to make sure Fluttershy stay asleep." Jean said.
"Applebloom go back up stairs." Macintosh commanded as he stood up.
"But Ah-"
"Now young filly!" Macintosh commanded. Applebloom let out a frustrated sigh as she trotted out the kitchen.
"Tell me the truth Jean." Big Macintosh said as he turned his attention back Jean.
"I am fucking telling the truth." Jean said.
"THAN PROVE IT! SHOW ME YOUR SO CALLED HUMAN POWERS!" Macintosh yelled.
"Fine watch as I use force push to gently push your sister gently onto the ground." Jean said looking straight at AppleJack.
"Do-does this count as lying if Ah pretend to be pushed?" AppleJack asked herself.
"Please don't be a team killer AppleJack. I need to not get hurt by Omega Red here." Jean thought to himself.
"Ah don't want these two fightin…you owe me a lot for this Jean." AppleJack thought to herself as she closed her eyes. Jean removed his left hand from Fluttershy pointed at AppleJack with his palm up.
"Behold the power of the force as taught by Yoda." Jean said as he cocked back his left arm than forcefully pushing out towards AppleJack. AppleJack staired blankly at Jean for a minute before realizing that was her queue to fall over.
"Whoa!" AppleJack yelled as she slowly fell to the ground. Big Macintosh snorted as he watched his sister slowly climb to her hooves.
"She fucking lagged! Gawd damnit she is worse than a no mic on Nazi Zombies." Jean thought to himself.
"I still don't believe it ya stupid human." Macintosh said turning his eyes back to Jean.
"What else do I have to do to prove to you I am not doing it?" Jean asked returning his hand to Fluttershy's back.
"Ah want you to lay her down right now and show me that you're not plantin any seeds." Macintosh said. Jean began to sweat as Macintosh impatiently tapped his front left hoof on the kitchen floor staring angrily at him.
"Y-you see the reason I can't do tha-"
"Because you are foal making in mah families kitchen and ya lied to me and the worse part about it…you even got mah sister ta lie to me!" Macintosh yelled. Jean looked at Macintosh then at AppleJack who was now biting her left front hoof again.
"Fuck I have to do something to distract him." Jean thought to himself.
"Well! What do ya have ta say fer yourself?" Macintosh asked.
"I have a plan to distract him but…this type of shit only works in movies…but since this place has many things that defy the laws of everything I might as well give it a shot." Jean thought.
"Say something yo-"
"OH MY GAWD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" Jean yelled in horror as he pointed his left hand at the door way. To Jean's surprised Macintosh's eyes looked at the door way trying to figure out what it was he was looking at. Jean in one swift motion pulled out his right arm from behind him and stuffed his right hand in between him and Fluttershy. He then grabbed his now soft member and pulled it out of Fluttershy's marehood and stuffed it back into his pants before Macintosh turned his attention back to him.
"Ah'm tired of your games human. Ah-"
"Ok ok applesauce, I'll show you that me and Fluttershy isn't fucking." Jean interrupted Macintosh. Jean slowly lifted Fluttershy off of his lap and slowly set her down on his right side. Macintosh stared at Jean's lap trying to find evidence of mating but couldn't find any. Fluttershy blushed as she sat down on the floor.
"Ah feel Ah say Ah feel down right disrespected by yer allegations sir. Ah was only tryin ta comfort this here lady but yer yellen done woke her from her slumber." Jean said imitating Foghorn Leghorn's voice.
"You making fun of me?" Macintosh questioned.
"No, I was trying to fit in with the theme you had going for a while." Jean said smiling.
"Yeah right ya coward. Ah have my eye on you human. You ain't gonna be plowen any field tonight." Macintosh said as he trotted towards the kitchens exit.
"Sleep well bitch." Jean said waving.
"Jean, stop it." AppleJack commanded.
"What did he just call me?" Macintosh asked.
"Nothing big brother now why don't ya go upstairs an-"
"Practice your penis sucking ability on yourself or a carrot faggot. I'm sure you prestiged at least twice in that department ass face." Jean said interrupting AppleJack. Macintosh snorted as he turned his attention to Jean.
"Stop it Jean." AppleJack commanded before galloping towards Jean and stuffing her front left hoof into his mouth.
"Ah'm warnin ya Jean, if Ah catch ya doing anything like that again in mah kitchen Ah stomp you stallionhood into the ground." Macintosh said before he trotted out of the kitchen. Once AppleJack was sure that her big brother was gone, she removed her hoof from Jean's mouth.
"W-we almost got caught. I-I'm sorry AppleJ-"
"Don't worry 'bout it Shy. Ah just wish Jean would stop callin mah brother out of his name. He may not be nice to ya right now but he's still my brother." AppleJack said. Jean scoffed.
"You mean sist-"
"Do ya want a two way rodeo tonight or do ya want to end up alone at the barn by yerself?" AppleJack asked. Jean swallowed.
"Fucking Buzzkill." Jean said under his breath.
"Is that a no on the tw-"
"No no no, I was…I'll be quite." Jean interrupted.
"Hahaha, I thought so. By the way you owe me twice for tonight." AppleJack said as she trotted back to the kitchen sink.
"Because I lied to mah brother for your safety an me an Shy is going ta breaking our promise with Celestia on not mating with you." AppleJack said as she finished up cleaning the last dish in the sink.
"Oh my…I forgot about that." Fluttershy gasped.
"So does that mean we aren't gonn-"
"No Jean, we are going to do it but you have to make another promise to us." AppleJack interrupted.
"Another promise?" Fluttershy asked.
"Oh fucking great how many promises does this make?" Jean thought to himself.
"Ah don't know what Shy want but Ah could use some help here on the farm." AppleJack said as she trotted toward Jean with a smile.
"O…k you want me to help on the farm. Is that it?" Jean asked.
"Nope, Ah also want you to get along with mah brother." AppleJack said.
"You have got to be fucking kidding. Me get along with a so called stallion who fights like a red pussy by kicking people in the balls? Fuck that I can just jac-" Jean was interrupted by AppleJack turning around and lifting up her tail. Jean stared hungrily at her pussy as he slowly reached out his hand. Fluttershy turned her face away from AppleJack's display blushing.
"Do we have a deal? You do those two things for me and Ah'll let ya have a ride on this pony anytime ya please." AppleJack said as Jean caressed the left side of her flank cheek.
"I might as well do what she says. It seems like my herd are already close knit friends and if I upset one the others will follow suit. Besides I can't ever say no to something like this. Unless I was back home. Then I wouldn't even dream of it but since I'm not back home and this isn't the real world I might as play along." Jean thought to himself as he removed his left hand from her flank then shifted himself so that he was standing on his knees behind her.
"Ok." Jean said as he unzipped his pants.
"Wait we can't do it here and plus Ah think Fluttershy wants a ride first." AppleJack said quickly moving away from Jean.
…31 mins later Apple Families Barn…
"Wh-why ar-are we here?" Fluttershy asked as she looked around the now empty barn.
"Because this is the only place mah brother don't go to at night. Plus the other barn is full of animals." AppleJack said as she lustfully watched Jean who was too busy looking the barn over.
"Kinda reminds me of Charlotte's Web…which kills my bonner. I don't think I can do it here." Jean thought as he turned around and stared at the AppleJack who was smiling at him while trotting closer and closer towards him.
"Well um AppleJack I like you and Fluttershy a lot but I don't think-Whoa!" Jean was interrupted by AppleJack who forcefully pushed him to the ground.
"Just relax sugar cube maybe after this you'll be a lot nicer ta mah brother. Fluttershy do you want to start or should Ah?" AppleJack asked.
"I-I-I'll go first…if that's ok with you?" Fluttershy asked. AppleJack smiled at her as Fluttershy trotted towards Jean who sat on the ground with his legs spread apart.
"Would you mind…taking those off?" Fluttershy asked pointing her front left hoof at Jean's lap. Jean shook his head yes.
…Dungeon, Celestia's Castle…
Midnight star slowly opened his eyes and stared at the brick ceiling.
"Tw-Twilight?" He called out. He was met with silence as he slowly climbed back to his hooves. Midnight looked at the iron bars in front of him and tilted his head to the right.
"Why am I in the dungeo- Oh for buck sake!" Midnight yelled. He ran towards the iron bars and banged his front right hoof on one of the bars three times.
"Hey let me out! I don't belong here I didn't do anything!" Midnight yelled at the top of his voice. He was again met with silence.
"That human alerted the royal guards somehow. Where's Wisefree when you need him?" Midnight asked himself out loud as he trotted away from the iron bars and sat down in the right back corner of the dungeon.
"That stupid bucking human better hope I don't escape. If I do, I'll make it to where he won't ever be able to produce a foal...ever." Midnight thought to himself.
…Apple Families house, Big Macintosh's room…
"Ah don't know what in the name of Celestia mah sister and Fluttershy see in that bucking coward." Macintosh thought to himself.
"If it wasn't for that coward Ah would've had Fluttershy as my mate. Ah ain't losing ta a coward. Since he's marry'n mah sister Ah'm a make sure he matures up like a gentle colt he's suppose ta." Macintosh said to himself as he trotted over to his bed.
"Haven him work with me on my mornin duties should tire the fight out of him then we'll talk." Macintosh thought to himself as he climbed into his bed.
