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p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="5e6d319ff44d4241e1b0474fdcc48e16"Mikoto froze on the spot. She started to sweat heavily and nervously close style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Umm, when Kami sees a married couple, then he sends babies to the female's stomach."br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"But how does it get there?" Sasuke asked. Kai and Naruto was also staring along with him while Itachi was glancing from time to style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"I-I'll tell you when you're older." She said. "Anyway Itachi-Kun, shouldn't you be on you mission?"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"We've done a few, but I'm aloud to get dango right now." Itachi style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Dango?" Kai style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"It's a sweet." Itachi replied. Kai's eyes started twinkling with style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Ooooohhh, I like sweets! Can I come with you?" She asked style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Um, sure." Itachi sweat style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Yay! Want to come Naruto?" Naruto, however, was rather hesitant. He looked a little sad remembering the times he was kicked out of the dango shop, but he had a little glimmer of style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"U-um, s-sure Kai-Chan!" He replied unsurely. Kai glanced at Naruto style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Can I go with them Kaa-San?" Sasuke style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Sasuke-Kun, I thought you don't like sweets?" Mikoto questioned./p
p style="box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 24px; font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro', 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 24px; padding: 0px; color: #555555;" data-p-id="603a6f97d299dac053bc1e2ca8913a1d""Yeah but I don't want Nii-San to catch the ugly from the dobe." Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest and turned away. Mean while, Kai had to hold Naruto from beating him style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Let me at 'im Kai-Chan! 'ttebayo!"br style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Naruto-Kun!" She said sternly facing him. "You know that it's impolite to talk like that to anyone. By giving him a reaction you'll only encourage him. And Sasuke-Kun," She turned to said boy. "you shouldn't be making such a scene. What would've happened if people reported you or Naruto to the Uchiha Police Force for destruction of property?" He only 'hn'ed and turned away as if he were Fugaku, the clan head, style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"You only want to impress Nii-San just like all the other girls!" He accused. Kai only style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"What do you mean 'impress Itachi-Kun'?" This only got Sasuke more riled style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Stop acting dumb! Nii-San will only love me and only me!" He shouted as if she had just threatened to kill style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Otouto," Everyone turned to the 11 year old. "we're only acquaintances, nothing more. Stop getting so paranoid." Sasuke style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"I'm not paranoid!" He style="box-sizing: border-box;" /Itachi sighed and started style="box-sizing: border-box;" /"Let's go." He said as they all began following him./p
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