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...Jean's Dream...
"Oh my fucking god... all you're doing is fucking spamming the fucking Hadoken!" Jean yelled into the black xbox 360 mic. All he heard from the earpiece was laughter. Jean squeezed the controller while grinding his teeth.
"What the fuck is so funny, dickwipe?" Jean questioned.
"That's your second loss against me...in a row." The boy teased. Jean released his right hand from the black 360 controller and curled it into a fist before painfully slamming it down on his right leg.
"Shut the fuck up, dumbass! You won two using cheap ass Ryu, but I still have seven wins over you!" Jean shouted before grabbing a bottle of Dr. Pepper and opening it. As he was about to open the cap and take a drink he felt a couple of taps on his shoulder. Jean turned his head to see who was behind him.
"Rena not no-" Jean stopped mid sentence once he saw a smiling purple unicorn.
"It works." She shouted.
"What the fuck? Twilight ho-how did you...get here?" Jean questioned.
"Who is that? Your mom? Tell her that big daddy will be home late today." The boy said. Jean readjusted his headset.
"No it's actually one of my girlfriends shit face!" Jean yelled into the mic.
"Yeah right dick licker." The boy said.
"You're just hatin because your girl friend is your right hand. I bet you gave it a stupid fucking name like Palmalia Anderson. Oh and by the way having two x's before and after your gamertag means you're an unimaginative dick sucker." Jean said before taking off his headset.
"Sorry you had to hear that Twilight." Jean said embarrassingly.
"I-it's alright...I kind of gotten use to it." Twilight said as she approached him.
"So what are you doing in my dream?" Jean asked as he stood up from his black computer chair turning to face her.
"Well...you see me and the girls have been trying to wake you up but you just keep rolling over shouting...fuck and bitch." Twilight said. Jean bent forward laughing. Twilight stared at him in confusion.
"Um, what are you laughing at?" Twilight asked. Jean held up one finger before falling to his knees still laughing. After a minute passed Jean laughing fit stopped.
"Nothing...it was just...can you do something for me?" Jean questioned. Twilight smiled and shook her head yes.
"I want you to say fuck, shit, bitch, ass, and titties." Jean requested.
"Okay...fuck, shit, bitch, ass, and titties." Twilight recited. Jean began laughing again as Twilight sighed and trotted over to him.
"Come on Jean, we need to rehearse for the first the announcement ceremony." Twilight pleaded. Jean stopped laughing and stared into her eyes.
"Ok fine." Jean said. Twilight brought her face closer to Jean's before locking her lips with his. Jean closed his eyes as they disappeared into a flash of white light.
...Rarity's Bedroom...
Jean yawned as he sat himself up in bed. His herd smiled as he slowly opened his eyes.
"Good afternoon sleepy head." Pinkie said as she hopping up and down in one place. Jean stretched before he rolled himself out of bed.
"Wow cutie you sleep just as long as i do." Rainbow Dash laughed.
"Yeah...sorry. Where's Princess Luna?" Jean asked as he slowly trotted towards the mane 6.
"She's busy working with her sister on setting up the ceremony with princess Celestia." Twilight said.
"Oh." Jean said.
"Now that you're up we can get on with the rehearsal." Rarity said.
"Ok let's go." Jean said. The herd made their way out of Rarity's bedroom in a single file line. Jean followed.
...Outside of Rarity's Boutique...
"Do you understand it?" Twilight questioned. Jean tilted his head to the right as he read the directions Twilight had written on a piece of parchment.
"Why the fuck is it so fucking complicated? It's going to be way too fucking hard trying to remember all this shit. It's...it's like playing Ninja Gaiden on hard. I mean holy shit. A fucking dinner and a show?I thought this was just an announcement not goddamn talent show. I don't have any talents outside of gaming." Jean thought.
"Relax darling. I and Twilight have already took it upon ourselves to explain your situation on...you not...finding your talent yet." Rarity said.
"Ohohohoh your talent is mating. Maybe w-"
"Hahahaha Pinkie we aren't going to do that in front of millions of other ponies." Rainbow Dash said interrupting Pinkie. Twilight, AppleJack, and Rarity all blushed and chuckled nervously.
"Millions...of...other p-p-ponies?" Fluttershy stuttered.
"Don't ya worry any Fluttershy we'll be up there together." AppleJack explained.
"Yeah for like a second...than i have to show off something by myself. Not only that i have to figure out what the fuck is the difference between an appetizer and the fucking main meal?" Jean said still reading over Twilight's notes. Rainbow Dash fell to the ground laughing.
"Don't worry Jean we made it to where all you have to do is recite the names of the two Princesses of Equestria names." Twilight explained.
"Ok...right here is says...I have to tell them my job...FUCK! What's my jo-"
"You're a pegasus Jean your job is helping the other pegasus like me maintain the weather." Rainbow Dash said.
"Ok...last thing is this fucking entering and exiting the stage. Why the fuck is it so specific. Male stallion walks to the front of the stage than smiles recite Princesses name smile walk three steps backwards. Than with head up high trot off stage still smiling. Why the fuck can't I-"
"It's the rule of the announcement ceremony Jean. Now let's get started with this practice. We have 1 day left." Twilight said.
...Open Field...
Scootaloo, from afar, watched Applebloom and Spike play tag. She snorted every time Applebloom and Spike kissed.
"You are jealous." Sweetie Belle said causing Scootaloo to jump in fear.
"No I'm not." Scootaloo grumbled.
"Yes you are." Sweetie Belle said in a mocking tone. Scootaloo scoffed as she trotted away
"No I am not. I don't care Spike choose her t-" Scootaloo stopped and quickly shoved her front right hoof into her mouth before she could say another word. Sweetie Belle smiled mischievously as she quickly ran over towards her.
"I knew it! You like Spike! You like Spike! You like Spi-Omf!" Scootaloo quickly shoved her left front left hoof into Sweetie's mouth before falling head first into the dirt. She quickly stood up coughing out dust.
"I knew you like Spike!" Sweetie Belle shouted.
"Shhh! I don't like Spike." Scootaloo hissed.
"Oh. I'm sorry then... I didn't mean to insult you..." Sweetie Bell said sorrowfully.
"Thats better!" Scootaloo breathed a sigh of relief.
"you LOOOOOOOVE Spike!" came a sudden uproar from Sweetie Bell. Scootaloo grumbled as she trotted away. Sweetie Bell hid behind a nearby bush to continue watching.
"What was that shout?" Applebloom said, stopping her game and looking around.
"I don't know but it sounded like it came from..." Spike approached the bush. He quickly brought his hands down, flattening the hiding place. "...Sweetie Bell!" The filly squeaked and ran after Scootaloo.
"If Sweetie Bell was here, Scootaloo must have been too... Why were they yelling at me if they did want to be caught?" Applebloom pondered. Spike looked around.
"I don't see her anywhere though. In fact... I don't see ANYpony anywhere..."
"So..." Applebloom looked hard at Spike. "We are completely alone?"
Spike felt a shiver go down his spine... to another place. "...yes...and?"
"Want to play a different game?" Applebloom began to approach Spike, slowly adding a swing to her hips.
"umm... and if I say yes?" Spike asked, a grin taking hold of his face. Applebloom let out a giggle and pounced closing the gap between the two.
...Outside of Rarity's Boutique...
"Hey, um, my name is Jean. I am a second prestige on Modern Warfare 2 with KDR of 1.79. I own face on Soul Calibur with Nightmare. I hate LAG, switching fags, camping noobs, Buzzkills on me of coarse, and faggot sonic fanboys. Oh and also i hate people who spam the fucking hadouken with Ryu. I mean come on! If you're afraid to fucking fight with skill, then just choose Captain Falcon and go fuck yourself!" Jean yelled. His herd stared at him in shock.
"So how's that as an introduction. Fucking epic right?" Jean asked.
"Hi...umm...Im sorry to say, dear, but I dont think that will go over too well..." Rarity muttered. "After all, there will be ponies from Cantorlot there, such as Fancy Pants! We can't have you just confusing everypony and muddling my.. I mean OUR good names now can we?" She finished, fluttering her eyelashes.
"Rarity!" Twilight yelled. "That was mean!"
"Yeah! Don't be mean to my cutie!" Rainbow Dash piped in.
"Well then... I'm sorry but I must say it sounded violent.. even though I'm not totally sure what it meant..." Rarity countered.
"Umm.. guys?"
"Well just 'cause you don't understand doesn't mean you can be rude and judge!" Pinkie hopped into the conversation.
"...Guys?"
"Wait just an applebuckin' minute now, I agree with Rarity! Jean, you really should tone down your yelling a tad." Applejack added.
"GUYS!" All eyes moved to Fluttershy. "I don't mean to interrupt but Jean is gone..."
...Luna's Bedroom...
"What the fuck? Did i just fucking respawn?" Jean question. Luna slowly walked into view and smiled warmly at him.
"We are sorry for the sudden transportation but we figur-"
"Oh my fucking GOD! Turn your mic down!" Jean yelled, covering his ears.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I was using the royal voice as practice for the ceremony." Luna said apologetically. Jean removed hooves from his ears.
"It's fine." Jean said. Luna trotted closer towards him.
"So...I'm guessing you want t-"
"Talk about the royal wedding. Yes that was my intention on bringing you here." Luna said as she sat on the ground in front of him.
"Um...ok." Jean said half disappointed. Luna suddenly leaned forward and kissed him on the lips. Jean stared at her as she pulled her face away from his.
"I know what you were thinking Jean and while i do...desire to...do that with you. Unfortunately my older sister...wants me to wait until after our marriage. But if your desire is to much for you I can...orally stimulate your...stallionhood. If you want." Luna said blushing. Jean's wings quickly stood at attention after hearing her say that.
"I...uh...nevermind Luna." Jean said not believing what he is saying. Luna tilted her head off to the side and stared at him in confusion.
"Are you sure? You're wings seem to...say that you do want it." Luna said as she took a step toward him. Jean could feel himself slowly slide out of his sheath. Just as he was about to give an answer he saw Celestia standing behind her staring at him as though he was about to do wrong.
"Y-yeah i'm positive." Jean said quickly shifting his eye back to Luna. Luna turned around to see what he was looking at but didn't find anything.
"So uh about the ceremony." Jean said. Luna turned to face him.
"Oh right." She said sitting beside him and magically levitating a piece of parchment toward them. She unrolled it and showed it to. Jean tried his best to read without thinking any sexual thoughts but just as he read the first paragraph, Luna gently stroked his right wing with her left hoof.
"Fuck, why the fuck does this feel so good?" Jean thought as he tried to read.
"Because they are one of the most sensitive spot on a pegasus's body." Luna said. Jean closed his eyes and lifted his head back as she continued her rubbing.
"Oh...my." Luna gasped. Jean quickly opened her eyes to see that she was staring at his engorged sex. Jean quickly curled himself into a ball.
"Jean it's ok. I don't mind...you know...pleasuring it for you. Besides it will help you focus." Luna said smiling. Jean looked around Luna's bedroom making sure there was no site of Celestia. Once he made sure there was no sign of her he looked up to Luna and quickly stood on his hooves.
"Well since you put it that way." Jean said as he sat back on his legs fully exposing himself. He positioned his front hooves behind him so he wouldn't fall back. Luna chuckled.
"Great! This shall allow me to practice what I read about." Luna said as she as she positioned herself in front of Jean. She then lowered her head and opened her mouth. Just as her mouth reached the tip of Jean's cock, Celestia cleared her throat. Luna quickly turned around to face her.
"Hi dear sister...what brings you here?" Luna said smiling nervously.
"Checking up on you and Jean. How far have you gotten in explaining the rules of the ceremony with him?" Celestia said taking a few steps towards her.
"Well uh..."
"Luna, I know what you were about to do and while that act doesn't count as...mating, I still won't allow it." Celestia said. Jean stood up on his four hooves.
"Aw, come on." Jean cried. "How about a handjob?"
"Hand...Job?" Both Celestia and Luna questioned.
"Or...hoof rub." Jean said.
"Are you suggesting that my sister rub your...stallionhood with her hoof?" Celestia questioned. Luna chuckled.
"Um...yeah." Jean said.
"Or a threesome." Jean thought. Both Celestia and Luna blushed.
"Y-you do know we both can hear your thoughts. right?" Celestia asked. Jean swallowed hard.
"Sorry..." He said lowering his head.
"Why the fuck can't i remember that?" Jean thought.
"I think we should do i-I mean...hurry up and explain the rules of the ceremony to Jean so he could get back to Ponyville. i'm sure the others must be worried sick about him." Celestia said.
"Ok." Both Luna and Jean said. Luna quickly levitated the piece of parchment that contained the rules up from the ground and brought close to Jean's face.
"Aw what the fuck? More rules?" Jean questioned as he continued reading. Celestia sat down next to him.
"Well yes. This ceremony will be observed by ponies from all over Equestria." Celestia explained.
"And these rules are made to make sure you don't...present yourself in a bad manner." Luna said as she sat close to Jean.
"Um...you know it's really hard to focus with you two sitting close to me." Jean said before biting into his bottom lip.
"Oh, sorry." They both said before they took one step away from him.
"Fuck they both smell...good." Jean thought.
"Oh my...It can't be that time now." Celestia gasped.
"What are you talking about?" Jean asked.
"No dear sister he must be referring to the soap we both use." Luna said giggling.
"What did she mean it can't be that time now?" Jean asked. Luna blushed.
"We-well you see...we mares go through a cycle...called heat. When we are in heat...we produce a smell that causes stallion to...want to mate." Luna said.
"N-nevermind that we...we should get back to explaining the rules." Celestia suggested.
"Yeah." Luna agreed.
...1 hour later...
"You think you can remember all that?" Celestia asked. Jean let out a sigh as Luna levitated away the piece of parchment.
"Well I can try. Twilight might be able to find a way for me to be able to remember this...Oh shit i forgot she was putting together a practice run." Jean said.
"That's good. Here take this parchment with you and have her go through these rules with you." Luna said as she magically rolled up the parchment. Jean took the parchment into his mouth.
"Twilight is just full of good ideas." Celestia said as she stood up and trotted towards Luna bedroom door. Jean stared lustfully at her flank as she did so. His mouth hung open as Celestia swished her tail left to right giving him a view of her white pussy. The parchment fell to the floor.
"Jean before you go I need you t-Jean? What are you staring at?" Luna asked. Jean quickly snapped himself out of his lustful trance and turned his attention back to Luna.
"Uhhhhh...nothing." He said before quickly snatching the piece of parchment off the ground with his mouth.
"O...kay. Ready to go back?" Luna asked.
"Mhmm." Jean moaned.
...Eastbay, California...
Once the 72 bus stopped at its destination, Rena opened the doors and hopped off. She then ran as fast as she could home. Once there, she unlocked the front door with her key and slammed it behind her.
"I hate summer school." She thought as she ran upstairs into her brother's room. She quickly grabbed Jean's backpack and ran out of his room back downstairs.
"I have to hurry before mom and dad comes back." She thought. She sat the backpack on the kitchen counter and opened it.
"Let's see PSP...check. Latest Game Informer magazine...check. All I need now is his drinks and...chips. I'm sure he'll be thankful that i brought him these." She thought as she stuffed Jean's backpack with two bags of doritos and two bottles of mountain dew. Rena then quickly zipped up his backpack and took hers off and sat it on the floor.
"Now all I have to do is check mines...ok that's all what I need. Here I come big brother." She said shouldering her backpack than grabbing Jean's bag. Rena quickly ran out the front door and slammed it closed behind her.
"Oh crap I have to make sure it's locked." Rena said running back to the front door. Once she made sure the front door was locked, Rena ran down the sidewalk towards the trash can the rhyming voice told her about not too long ago.