Review Responding Time!
mattafat- I love Dave and he had one of the best lines so far in this fic, when he said well we lost. When he just looked at the ridiculous outfit he was wearing. Also I was hoping Dave could get a girl friend because now that Sky is out they don't have to date.
Me- Yeah I kinda just added that in there glad you noticed though. We'll see...
acl97gioia- Staci, queen, you will be missed *sighs*
Also NANI I mean lmao at Sam's elimination and da wae (do you know da wae brudda?) Dakota rejected him, that was pretty dope haha xD great episode as usual!
Me- Queen Staci is in a better place... Yeah I realized since Sam was a nerd, I could add a quick "NANI?!" when he was eliminated,
Fear the Darkness Inside- Wow I am completely shocked...I was not expecting them both to go home
Me- Fun fact, originally it was just Staci going home but I couldn't come up with a good reason that Sam should stay because he used his electronics also so I just decided to make it a double elimination. :)
EeveeSweet97- Wow! This chapter was really something...Dawn used her abilities to be useful and Staci wasn't annoying and was too useful. But Dakota rejecting Sam...now that I think about it, had Dakota not become an intern and become bald...she would continue to be a cocky person. Geez, poor Sam. Now I'm curious to see how you manage Dakota.
Me- Yeah this time around it's gonna take longer for her to develop.
" Last time on Total Drama! We had our contestants perform in a talent show! The Gophers chose Dawn, Sugar, and Ella while The Bass chose Jasmine, Mike and Zoey, and Amy. Sugar's music made me want to cut my ears off while Mike and Zoey's performance failed when Mike switched personalities. Dawn and Staci exposed Scott's game which I fail to see how that's a talent but it did bring in some ratings. Jasmine's act brought down the house...literally. She burned it, which resulted in another win for the Screaming Gophers! At elimination it came down to Jasmine and Mike but in a surprise twist I sent Sam and Staci home instead! Why you ask? They all signed a contract stating no electronics allowed on the island, if we find you with them you get disqualified. With those two gone, I pulled a team swap. Sending Scott, Dawn, Beardo, and Jasmine to different teams! Find out how this all affects the game right now on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
" I've only known that Beardo guy for one night and he's already annoying me"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Flashback~
The guys are trying to get some sleep but are having trouble due to a certain teammate...
" insert Ugandan knuckles noise" Beardo said
" W- What?" Dave said
" He's been making noises all night man! It's driving me crazy!" Shawn said
Dave then pulls out some duct tape and puts it over his mouth
" Dude?! Won't he suffocate?" Shawn said
" Nah, he can still breath out of his nose" Dave said
Beardo then ate the tape and continued to make noise
" How do you eat tape?! That guy is not normal" Dave said
~ End Flashback~
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" Jasmine's probably pretty vulnerable switching teams and all"
" Which makes her a perfect candidate to replace Sam"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest~
Dakota and Jo wake up Jasmine and drag her to the forest.
" I thought I was the only one who woke up this early" Jasmine said
" Well your not. With you being a new team member and all, your an easy target to vote out..." Jo said
" Okay?.." Jasmine said
" That can be prevented, if you join my alliance" Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: JASMINE
" I haven't even been on the team for one day and I'm already being offered alliances"
" But Jo did make some solid points about me being a target so... why not?"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Sure.. is anyone else in on this alliance?" Jasmine asks
" Sam was, but as you know he got booted last night" Dakota said
" You two were in an alliance with him?" Jasmine asked
" Yeah, so?" Dakota responded
" No offense but that's kind of a weird choice for an alliance partner" Jasmine said
" Sam's not weird!" Dakota shouted
Jo and Jasmine stared at Dakota, wondering what the dickens she was thinking.
"Um... Just a slip of the tongue" Dakota said
~ Killer Bass Boys Cabin~
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" New team means new suckers to pick off"
" Only problem is fairy princess is here too, I have to make sure we lose this challenge!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Scott holds a meeting with the rest of the guys
" Sorry bout waking you I just needed to get this off my chest" Scott said
" What is it?" Mike asked
" Whatever you guys heard from Dawn at the talent show last night was completely false" Scott said
" What did she say?" Rodney asked
" You guys didn't hear her?" Scott asked
" I don't remember much of what goes on here" Mike said
" I was reading a book" Cameron said
" Talent shows are beneath me" Max said
" Oh... then never mind" Scott said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" This may be easier than I thought..."
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Mess Hall~
The contestants enjoy breakfast until Chris shows up
"Ready for a challenge?" Chris said
" No." Dave said
" Too bad! For today's challenge each team will be given a survival kit and must venture out into the woods. Once you reach your destination you must make camp and stay there for the night. Then once it's 6:00 am, both teams must race back to the Mess Hall. First team back wins the challenge!" Chris said
" Also every team member has to be present or your win doesn't count" Chris said
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
" Sleep... outside?!"
" Do you know how many germs I can catch?!"
"And don't think I forgot about bears, rabies, mosquitoes, wolves-"
END CONFESSIONAL
Chris gives the two teams a survival kit, which has flashlights, a tent, can of beans, a compass, a map and a pocket knife
" Dibs on the pocket knife!" Scott said
" Your challenge starts now!" Chris said
The two teams go outside to venture in the wilderness
~ Screaming Gophers~
The Gophers are discussing strategy while running
" We should do the buddy system to avoid anyone getting lost" Jasmine said
" Buddy system? I don't what kind of daycare you were running at your team, but my team is fierce!" Jo said
" But the Bass have won more challenges" Jasmine said
"By pure luck!" Jo said
" Ladies, save the arguing for the Kardashians. Were better than this" Dakota said
"I'm not!" Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" I know I should probably be "nicer" to Jasmine since she joined my alliance but..."
" Like hell am I gonna let her lead my team!"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Killer Bass~
" Were almost there!" Rodney said
" Um... I think your holding it upside down" Cameron said
" Oh" Rodney said
" Wait isn't Dawn an alien or something, she can just teleport us there!" Scott said
" I'm not an alien" Dawn said
" Could've fooled me" Scott said
Dawn teleports everyone to the destination except for Scott
" Really?!" Scott said
~ Destination~
" We made it!" Cameron said
" Your welcome" Dawn said
" Wait where's Scott?" Zoey asked
" Trust me, it's better off if were not with him" Dawn said
" Okay?..." Zoey said
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" I don't get why everyone doesn't trust the new guy all of a sudden"
" I mean for all we know all this stuff Dawn is saying about Scott could be made up"
END CONFESSIONAL
Rodney sets up the tent while the others discuss food options
" I'm not sure eleven people can split one can of beans" Zoey said
" Duh! Obviously someone has to go out and get us some food" Amy said
" I can help!" Cameron said
" No you can't. What you can do is shut up and let the adults talk" Amy said
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" How have we not voted her off yet?!"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Since Scott and Rodney are the two strongest boys on our team they can hunt for food" Amy said
" But Scott's not here" Zoey said
" I knew that! So..." Amy said
She then looked at who was left. Cameron and Max were out of the question so that leaves...
" Mike! Yeah you help Rodney gather food for us" Amy said
" Don't tell my man what to do!" Anne Maria said
" Excuse me, if I wanted to I could steal him from you in a snap!" Amy said
" Them's fighting words" Anne Maria said
Anne Maria and Amy then get into a catfight. This results in the tent getting knocked down and the can of beans
" No not the beans!" Rodney said
CONFESSIONAL: RODNEY
" I wish Jasmine were here, she was such a great leader..."
" Sigh"
" I don't think are relationship is gonna work out, with us being on different teams now"
END CONFESSIONAL
Rodney tries to break up the fighting
" Ladies please stop!" Rodney said
" Move it mumbles!" Amy said before punching Rodney's stomach
Rodney enamored by Amy touching him stares at her
" Uhh..." Rodney said
"Is he okay?" Zoey asked
CONFESSIONAL: RODNEY
" I feel bad for liking another girl while just getting over my feelings for Jasmine but..."
" I think Amy's the one"
"sigh"
" Love can do crazy things"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest~
Taking advantage of being by himself, Scott uses this time to look for the immunity idol
" Wait is that..." Scott said
Looking through the bushes Scott finds something
" YES! FINALLY!" Scott said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" After four stinking weeks of searching, I finally found it!"
Scott pulls out an immunity idol
" Yep. But now I gotta change my ways of thinking"
" If we lose most likely I'll get voted out. But I don't want to use my idol this early"
" So I'll just have to sabotage the Gophers until we hit the merge"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Screaming Gophers~
Brick and Jasmine are setting up the tent. Sugar's working on beans and everyone else is waiting
" How much longer for the beans, Sugar?" Shawn asked
" You can't rush the digestive system!" Sugar said
" What are you talking about?" Shawn asked
"How else are the beans gonna come out of my stomach?!" Sugar said
"Wait... you ate all of our food?!" Dave said
" Don't worry you can eat what comes out of the other end" Sugar said
That remark causes Dave to vomit
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
" Can she go, please?"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Don't worry team we can bounce back from this-" Jasmine said before being interrupted
" Zombie Boy and Brick house go look for some berries so we don't starve to death" Jo said
" Yes ma' am!" Brick said
Shawn and Brick go look for food
~ The Forest~
It's now 12:00 am, and all of the contestants are starving. Brick, Rodney, Mike, and Shawn desperately search for food but can't find anything
" We've searched every inch of this forest man! There ain't no food!" Shawn said
" Don't give up hope yet, soldier!" Brick said
" Wait, I know!" Mike said
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
" Of course!"
" I should've thought of him from the start!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Mike then takes Shawn's hat and puts it on his head
"GASP"
" Good day, mates" Manitoba Smith said
" Um... why is Mike talking like Jasmine?" Rodney asked
" Don't know who this "Jasmine" gal is, but if she's cute mind introducing me to her?" Manitoba asked
" Sure... I guess" Rodney said
" Great, now give me a moment to search for clues." Manitoba Smith said
Manitoba examines the area and finds footprints he then leads the guys to...
~Bear Cave~
Scott is snacking on berries, fish and meat over a nice warm fire
" Yum!" Scott said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" Yeah I saw a bunch of bears with food so I followed them back to their cave"
" Wise choice, if I say so myself"
END CONFESSIONAL
" You've been eating all this food while everyone else is starving?! Not cool soldier!" Brick said
" Go complain somewhere else, trying to enjoy a meal here" Scott said
" Not for long, you rascally dingo!" Manitoba said before tackling Scott
" What the- Get off me weirdo!" Scott said
Brick, Rodney, and Shawn grab the food and run out of the cave but they run into a little bear trouble
" RAWR" Bear #1 said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" I mean it could've been worse"
" Zombie bears have twice the strength of a normal bear"
END CONFESSIONAL
Rodney, Shawn, and Brick run as their being chased by a bear
" We have to help them somehow.." Manitoba said
" Not my problem" Scott said
Manitoba grabs Scott by the collar
" Yes, it is your problem. And you just gave me an idea" Manitoba said
Manitoba then picks Scott up and throws him at the bear. The others run away.
" Ow..." Scott said
" RAWR" Bear said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" Okay that Mike guy is starting to get on my last nerve"
" He threw me at a bear!, The twerp needs to go!"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: MANITOBA
" I wish Mikey boy would've let me out sooner"
" This island is fascinating, Now that ginger boy is out of the way I can do some exploring!"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Screaming Gophers~
Shawn and Brick arrive with food
" Finally, one more minute and I would've eaten Dave!" Sugar said
" Where's a pocket knife when you need one.." Dave said
The Gophers then chow down on their food
" Where did you get all this grub?" Jasmine asked
" You won't believe-" Shawn said before being interrupted
" BEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!" Scott said screaming
Scott screamed as he ran over everyone's food, the bear followed him
" I'm out" Dave said
The Screaming Gophers ran away with Scott as the bear chased them all
~ Killer Bass~
" I'm back!" Rodney said
He then showed everyone the fish, berries, and meat he brought
" Great job doofus, now let me eat!" Amy said
The Killer Bass gorged on their food until The Gophers came by screaming, trampling all over their food
" NO! We've been waiting forever!" Amy said
"RAWR" Bear said
" Whoa my first bear sighting" Cameron said
" And hopefully it's your last!" Amy said
The Killer Bass then joined the Screaming Gophers in running away from the bear
~ Mess Hall~
7:00am
Chef has prepared eggs and bacon
" It's past the meeting time, you think something happened?" Chef said
" I dunno... I'm not paying for a search party though" Chris said
Everyone then runs into the Mess Hall, Jasmine locks the door
" B-B-Bear!" Jasmine said
Chris and Chef laugh hysterically
" Why are you laughing?! That bear could've killed us!" Zoey said
" Relax that's just an intern in a bear costume, we thought you could use a good scare" Chris said
The Bear then unzips it's self revealing Topher
" Did I do good, Chris? I tried adjusting my vocal tone to sound more like a bear" Topher said
" Yeah you did good kid. Now I think there's some toilets that need scrubbing" Chris said
CONFESSIONAL: TOPHER
" Scaring the contestants was awesome!"
" Now I see why Chris likes doing it so much, if I keep working hard maybe he'll make me co-host!"
Chris enters the confessional
" In your dreams, also confessionals are for contestants onlyl!" Chris said
" Sorry.."
END CONFESSIONAL
" Now, seeing as everyone's here except for an oddball by the name of Mike, The Screaming Gophers win!" Chris said
" Bass enjoy some breakfast and then it's elimination time" Chris said
Mike then frantically enters the Mess Hall
" W-What happened?! Did we win?" Mike asked
The Killer Bass glare at Mike and then walk away
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
" Crap, I think I screwed up the challenge for everybody"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Mess Hall~
The Killer Bass are discussing who to eliminate while enjoying eggs and bacon
" I say it's an easy vote, Mike screwed up, Mike goes home" Scott said
" At least Mike didn't hide all the food for himself!" Dawn said
" Go choke on a leaf" Scott said
" After you go choke on my foot!" Dawn said
" Pause." Amy said
CONFESSIONAL: DAWN
" Normally I'm not one for violence but whenever I'm around Scott I feel the need to punch that arrogant face of his"
END CONFESSIONAL
" I don't care who goes home, but It's not gonna be my Vito!" Anne Maria said
" Anne you can't let your feelings for Mike get ahead of your game" Zoey said
" Please, I know your just jealous that I have a man and you don't so back off!" Anne Maria said
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" Now that I think about it, maybe Mike could focus more if Anne Maria left..."
" I better think about this.."
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Campfire~
The Killer Bass sit down on their respective logs
" Welcome Bass! Let's go over how you lost! Dawn teleported you all to your destination but left a member behind! Scott ditched the challenge, found food and ate it all for himself, and Mike lost you guys the challenge by doing who knows what. Consider that when you vote" Chris said
" Speaking of which it's voting time!" Chris said
One by one The Killer Bass go in to cast their votes
" If I call your name your safe and you've earned a marshmallow" Chris said
"Zoey!"
"Cameron!"
"Rodney!"
"Dawn!"
"Amy!"
"B!"
"Max!"
"Scarlett!"
They all went up to get their marshmallows
" Scott, Mike, Anne Maria you've all received votes against you but the person not on the chopping block is... Scott"
" Yes!" Scott said
" Mike and Anne Maria it's down to the two of ya. Looks like were breaking up a showmance because the person going home is..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Anne Maria!"
" What?!" Anne Maria said
Mike got up and ate his marshmallow
Anne Maria got up and hugged Mike
" I'll miss ya Vito, win it for us!" Anne Maria said
" Okay..." Mike said
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
" I think Anne is in love with one of my alternate personalities"
" All I can say is Vito's gonna be pissed"
" But as for me I don't really care all that much"
END CONFESSIONAL
Anne Maria then turned to the rest of the Killer Bass
" And as for the rest of you. "Bleep" you, ya bunch of "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" turkeys!" Anne Maria said
She then flipped them off, gave Mike one last hug and walked the Dock of Shame and headed onto the Boat of Losers
GOODBYE ANNE MARIA
The Killer Bass got up and walked to their respective cabins
" That's all for now folks! What will Mike do without his girl? When will Scott use his immunity idol? When will Dawn convince the others to vote him out? Find out a whole bunch of stuff next episode on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
That's Chapter Seven! If you enjoyed it as always favorite and review!
Spoilers Below
Reason for Elimination, Anne Maria: Anne Maria's alright as a character but besides swapping spit with Vito she didn't have a whole lot going for her, so I thought it was a good time for her to go.
Elimination Order: Leonard- 26th, Sky- 25th, Lightning- 24th, Samey- 23rd, Staci- 22nd, Sam- 21st, Anne Maria- 20th,
Votes for Anne Maria:
Zoey- Anne Maria
B- Anne Maria
Max- Anne Maria
Cameron- Anne Maria
Rodney- Anne Maria
Votes for Mike
Amy- Mike
Scott- Mike
Votes for Scott
Dawn- Scott
Mike- Scott
