Review Responding Time!
CutieMudkipYT- So there's no Zoke or Commando-Zoey. Unless Zoey somehow comes back, if she doesn't (not like she will anyways), please make Scott get beaten up. Preferably from Chester. I need the lols in my life.
Me- You'll see... :)
FeartheDarknessInside- Eh i'm really not sad to see Ella go like most of the others before her she didn't do much plus she's way to nice to really ever last long on Total Drama anyway. I'm just glad Dakota didn't get voted off. Scarlett, B, Max and Scott are now in an alliance...Ooh I can't wait to see the havoc that they will reek.
Me- True, I also thought of that.
Ethanrox- I do not like Ella that much so, I am happy to see her have the boot instead of Dakota. Oh and I sure loved Jo's reaction of Ella being eliminated! Are you ever going to bring back a contestant or do playas de losers soon?
Me- Thanks! Glad no one's gonna miss her. Yes I have plans to bring back one eliminated contestant but I won't say who it is... for now, Topher will be the other one entering the game.
AnonReviewer:Dakota really got lucky in the end! She still really has to step up her focus on the game to keep Jo from trying to get rid of her. Not at all surprised Dave took advantage of the chance to oust Ella, especially after the fiasco over him rejecting her. She'd probably get even more on his nerves than she already had. Of course Sugar would purposefully let her get injured too. Ella, you might not have made the merge, but at least were eliminated fairly here via majority vote rather than Chris personally kicking you off for singing. Glad we got some Shasmine (Shawn x Jasmine) in this chapter with the apples even if it's not clear how she feels at the moment. That bit he said in the confessional on how he can only think of her sounds like something Dave would say about Sky in canon (before finding out about her boyfriend Keith).
Me- True, Thanks! But I definitely wont handle Jasmine and Shawn like Dave and Sky
" Last time on Total Drama! Realizing our contestants were losing trust in each other, we hosted some trust exercises to fix that. Scott and Max failed at the rock climbing challenge, Dave accidentally poisoned Brick at the Japanese blowfish challenge. Sugar dropped Ella on the trapeze act. Max pelted Mike with apples on the apple arrow challenge. And in our tiebreaker challenge, all four failed at sledding down Mount Looming Tragedy, but the Gophers got a penalty because Dakota used her phone to navigate. She seemed like the obvious choice to go home, but thanks to allying herself with the guys. Ella was voted off instead. Find out who goes this time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" I might have the slightest crush on Jasmine"
" But like I said before I have literally know idea what to do in a situation like this"
" From what I know the only hookups this season were Anne Maria and Mike an Rodney and Amy"
" I figure If I talk to those two, I should get a good idea how this stuff works"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Killer Bass Boys Cabin~
Shawn knocks on the door
" What do you want, pipsqueak?" Scott asked
" Pipsqueak?, Your not that much taller than me" Shawn said
" Whatever, I'm outta here" Scott said before leaving
Mike then answers the door
" Sorry about him, our team seems to be filled with jerks at the moment" Mike said
" It's cool, I'm used to it" Shawn said
" I was wondering if I could talk to you and Rodney?" Shawn asked
" Actually Rodney's taking Amy on another date" Mike said
"Really?!" Shawn said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" Rodney must be better than I thought, if he got two dates... with AMY!"
END CONFESSIONAL
" What do you need to talk to us about?" Shawn said
"Well since you two were involved in the two hookups of the season I wanted your advice" Shawn said
" Wait... when was I in a hookup?" Mike asked
" With Anne Maria. You two were making out ALL the time before she left" Shawn said
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
" I really hope Zoey didn't see all the times I made out with Anne Maria"
" You think I could get those episodes, banned?"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Well Anne Maria was kind of a one time thing. I was into Zoey, but I never got to tell her cuz she got eliminated" Mike said
" Oh... But how did you end up with Anne Maria?" Shawn asked
" I don't really know." Mike said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" Well great help he turned out to be"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest~
Rodney and Amy are having another date
" Ugh, why are we doing this again?!" Amy asked
" To strengthen our love together" Rodney said
CONFESSIONAL: AMY
" Rodney's a great ally and all but this whole "love" thing needs to be stopped"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Look Rodney I think it's... sweet, that your doing this all for me" Amy said
" AND?" Rodney asked
CONFESSIONAL: RODNEY
" Oh boy!, All that hard work paid off!"
" Now it's time to smooch!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Rodney grabs Amy and kisses her, this lasts for a good ten seconds. He then releases her
"..."
"..."
"..."
" EEEEEEEWWWWW!" Amy screamed
" What's wrong?! Did I kiss you wrong?" Rodney asked
" Rodney, I don't like you that way!" Amy said
"You don't? But what about all the dates and romance.." Rodney asked
" That was just to get your vote! Geez your so dense!" Amy said
"But-" Rodney said
" No buts, don't come near me or I'll sue!" Amy said
Amy then walked off, Shawn then enters the scene
" Rodney! I need your advice about love!" Shawn said
" Trust me Shawn, I'm the last person you wanna ask about when it comes to love" Rodney said
He then sighed and walked away
CONFESSIONAL: RODNEY
" I... Amy... but... love and... I don't understand!"
" Love is like a harpoon and I was the whale"
"sigh"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" Great..."
" Guess the best thing I can do is be myself."
" That usually works out, right?"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Mess Hall~
The contestants are trying to open the Mess Hall, but it's locked
" Were locked out... again. There better be another eating challenge" Dave said
The Loudspeaker then came on
"ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS, YOU WILL MEET ME AT THE DOCK OF SHAME AT OL NINE HUNDRED HOURS!" Chef screamed
" Nine hundred hours? Evil doesn't wait that long" Max said
"THAT MEANS NOW YOU TURKEYS!" Chef screamed
~ Dock of Shame~
The contestants are all lined up as Chef inspects them
" You call this proper form?!" Chef asked
He then takes out his whipping stick
" NO SLOUCHING!" Chef said as he hit Scott
"Ow!" Scott said
" EYES FORWARD!" Chef said as he hit Shawn
" Okay, geez!" Shawn said
" I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH YOU!" Chef yelled as he hit Max multiple times
" Oof.." Max said as he fell down
" What happened to Chris?" Jasmine asked
" RULE NUMBAH ONE, WHEN SPEAKING TO ME YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS MASTER CHEF!" Chef yelled
"Yes Master Chef!" The contestants said
" So Master Chef, what happened to Chris?" Jasmine asked again
" Chris called in sick, got the flu or something." Chef said
" How could Chris get the flu? None of us are sick" Jasmine said
"DONT ASK QUESTIONS!" Chef said
~ Flashback~
" Here's your morning cup of coffee" Chef said
"About time! It better not be cold." Chris said
Chris drank the coffee and gagged
" What is in there?!" Chris asked
" Rat droppings and toilet water from the confessional. Why do you ask?" Chef said with a grin on his face
" BLRGHGHG!" Chris vomited
" I'm taking a day off" Chris said before walking away
" That'll teach ya for not paying me after eleven episodes" Chef said
~ End Flashback~
" I AM YOUR INSTRUCTOR FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE! Today is all about separating the warriors from the turkeys. You will compete in challenges made by yours truly, and if anyone cares to drop you can just ring the bell" Chef said
" NOW MEET ME AT THE BEACH FOR YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE!" Chef said
Everyone ran to the beach screaming
CONFESSIONAL: BRICK
" I don't know why everyone was so scared"
" For some reason, something's telling me I'm going to enjoy these challenges!"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Beach~
The contestants arrive at the beach, there appears to be to be two canoes
" What's with the canoes?" Dave asked
" Stop asking questions! For your first challenge you and your team must carry those canoes for as long as you can. And nobody leaves until someone taps out" Chef said
" Well what are you waiting for?! Get to it!" Chef said
The two teams carried their respective canoes
~ Screaming Gophers~
" I'm tired..." Dakota said
" Hey blondie! Nobody cares!" Jo said
" Just stick to it team! I know we can do it!" Brick said
""And your happy go lucky attitude isn't helping either Sir Leaks a Lot" Jo said
" Can't a guy be happy that this challenges was made for him? "Brick asked
" No." Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: BRICK
" Jo's attitude isn't really helping our team moral"
" Why couldn't she have been voted off last night?"
END CONFESSIONAL
~Killer Bass~
" Ugh, forget this" Amy said
"Amy, don't!" Rodney said
" I said don't speak to me, farm boy!" Amy said
~ The Beach~
Amy walked over and rang the bell, Chef walked over and patted Amy on the back
" It's okay no one blames you for giving up" Chef said
"Except for me, you dumb blonde crybaby!" Chef said
"Whatever" Amy said
The Gophers and Bass dropped their canoes
" Okay now we get to eat, right?" Dave asked
"Sure..." Chef said
Bass- 6 Gophers- 7
~ Mess Hall~
Chef pulls out garbage cans
" Bon appetite" Chef said
" Are you kidding me?! That's garbage, No sane person would eat that!" Dave said
" Thanksgiving!" Sugar said before jumping into the pile of garbage
" Unbelievable.." Dave said
" I'm with Dave on this one, eating trash is so not cool!" Dakota said
" Sounds like we got two more quitters! Hit the cabins, no dinner for the both of ya!" Chef said
Bass- 6 Gophers- 5
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" Great, were already two members down just because they can't eat some expired food"
"Pathetic"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest~
Chef turned on thriller and started dancing
" Repeat my moves or your out!" Chef said
So the contestants started dancing too
"GASP" Mike said
" Svetlana shall dance like I have ze ants in them!" Svetlana said
Svetlana started doing backflips all over the place
" Those are not my moves! Your out!" Chef said
" GASP" "Aw man.." Mike said
Bass- 5 Gophers- 5
~ Mess Hall~
" Your next challenge is to write a ten page essay about how great I am!" Chef said
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" I thought I signed up for Total Drama, not some English class"
END CONFESSIONAL
Two hours pass
"Time's up!" Chef said
Chef starts reading the essays
" Okay who wrote a ten page essay about how evil they were?!" Chef asked
" Writing about EVIL is way more entertaining" Max said
" YOUR OUT, SOLDIER!" Chef said
~ Obstacle Course~
Bass- 4, Gophers- 5
The contestants line up at the obstacle course
" GO MAGGOTS GO!" Chef said
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" An obstacle course, finally something useful"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Wall~
Everyone seems to have an easy time climbing the wall except for Sugar
" Aw biscuits" Sugar said
~ The Tires~
B and Jasmine get stuck in the tires
" Don't you have any bigger tires?" Jasmine asked
"NOPE!" Chef said
Score- Bass- 3 Gophers- 3
~ The Quicksand~
The contestants have to dodge the axes while crawling
" Help! I'm stuck!" Shawn said
" Do it yourself" Jo said
"Never leave a man, behind!" Brick said
Brick pulls Shawn out of the quicksand
"Thanks dude" Shawn said
"Your welcome, now let's finish this course!" Brick said
"Right on!" Shawn said
Meanwhile Scarlett and Rodney get stuck in the quicksand
"What compound is this made of?!" Scarlett asked
" Stupid sand!" Rodney said
Bass- 1 Gophers-3
~ Obstacle Course~
In the end Scott, Jo, Shawn, and Brick survive the obstacle course
"Only four of ya could do the dang obstacle course!" Chef said
"For such a horrible performance you'll be eating slop again!" Chef said
Everyone groaned
~ Screaming Gophers~
Jo called Brick to a meeting
" What do you want, Jo?" Brick aked
" Listen, I need your help" Jo said
" For?..." Brick asked
"I'm sick of Crazy Corporal Chef and his crappy meals." Jo said
" I heard him and Chris are having barbeque tonight. I need you to be my lookout while I steal some" Jo said
" Stealing? That's against the code!" Brick said
" Isn't starving teenagers against the code?" Jo asked
" Touché" Brick said
CONFESSIONAL: BRICK
" Cadets at home, even though me and my comrade Jo are attempting to steal food that doesn't mean you should too!"
" Please don't mimic what you see on Tv, stay in school, and don't do drugs!"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" That idiot has no idea what I have planned"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Chris' Trailer~
Chris and Chef are enjoying their barbeque,
" Does this make up for the coffee prank?" Chef asked
" Hell no! You put toilet water in my coffee!" Chris said
" Geez man I said I was sorry" Chef said
CONFESSIONAL: CHEF
" You think with all the crap he puts the contestants through he'd be okay with a little prank"
" What a baby"
END CONFESSIONAL
While arguing, Jo sneaks in and snatches all the food she then places it into a duffel bag
She then runs out of the trailer
" Come on Maggot, let's go!" Jo said
Her and Brick run off with the food
~ Mess Hall~
Everyone is enjoying the food Brick and Jo brought back
" This stuff rules! Where did you get it?" Mike asked
" Garbage" Jo said
" Outhouse" Brick said
" We meant the garbage in the outhouse" Jo said
" Well wherever you got this stuff keep it coming!" Mike said before walking away
"See? That wasn't so bad wasn't it?" Jo asked
Intrigued Rodney listens in
" Well no... But I still think stealing is wrong!" Brick said
" You really need to lighten up, Sergeant Soggy" Jo said
" And you need some discipline" Brick said
"..."
"..."
"..."
" Are you two gonna make out now?" Rodney asked
" Rodney I swear to god!" Jo said
" Right, leaving" Rodney said before walking away
CONFESSIONAL: BRICK
" Maybe Jo isn't all bad"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest~
For the final challenge Scott, Jo, Rodney, and Shawn are hanging from a tree
" You can do this Scott!" Max said
" Go Shawn!" Jasmine said
" Hey Chef, my hamster is more creative than you. This challenge sucks!" Jo said
" Oh, you want a real challenge, huh?" Chef asked
Chef picked up a log and threw it at Jo
" Ow!" Jo said
Jo tries to hang onto Brick for balance but they both end up falling down
" Jo?! Why did you do that." Brick asked
" It was an accident" Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" It wasn't an accident"
" Now it's time for the final nail in the coffin"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Hey Shawn watch out! Rodney's a zombie!" Jo said
" ZOMBIE?!" Shawn said
" AAAAAHHHH!" Shawn screamed
Shawn jumps down from the tree and runs
" BASS WIN!" Chef said
Scott jumps down from the tree
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" Piece of cake. Back on the farm, me and my cousins did that all the time"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Hello? How about a little love for the Scottmeister?" Scott asked
" What happened to losing?" Max asked
"You can't lose em all" Scott said
~ Screaming Gophers Guys Cabin~
" Who are we voting for this week?" Dakota asked
" Well... I wouldn't really mind seeing Sugar leave" Dave said
" Then Sugar it is!" Dakota said
CONFESSIONAL: DAKOTA
" My new alliance with the guys is really working out"
" I wouldn't be surprised if I made it to merge!"
END CONFESSIONAL
Dakota then leaves the cabin, Dave, Shawn and Brick discuss strategy
" Mind If I take a leak?" Brick asked
"Dude this isn't a classroom. If a man's gotta pee a man's gotta pee" Shawn said
Brick then leaves the cabin. Taking advantage of the opportunity Jo enters the cabin
" Hey maggots what's going on?" Jo asked
" What do you want Jo?" Dave asked
" Shouldn't I be in on this whole voting thing. After all my BOYFRIEND is in on it" Jo said
" Boyfriend?" Dave asked
" Didn't u know me and BRICK are dating?" Jo asked
CONFESSIONAL: DAVE
"BLRGHGHGH!" Dave vomited
" That's just a whole new level of nasty"
END CONFESSIONAL
" How and why?" Dave asked
" Haven't you noticed all the time we've been spending together lately. It just happened naturally" Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" Brick's cool and all but"
" Him dating Jo is definitely a dealbreaker"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Um.. well definitely let you know later" Dave said
"Cool" Jo said before walking out of the cabin
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" Ha! Those fools fell for it bait, line, and sinker!"
" Like I said last episode, only I determine who goes home"
" So I've been buddying it up with Brick to make people think we were getting close"
" I lied to Dave and Shawn about us being a couple because couples are always targeted in games like these"
" And with Brick gone that's one less number for Dakota"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Campfire~
The gophers sit down to be greeted by Chris
"Miss me?" Chris asked
" Not at all actually" Dave said
" Thanks for the enthusiasm, Dave" Chris said sarcastically
" Anyways Chef told me all the dirt on what's been happening. Dave, Dakota you two gave up pretty early this challenge. Good reason for you to go home. Jo and Brick are supposedly the newest hookup, good reason for them to go home" Chris said
"Wait, what?!" Brick said
" Not now Brick, it's time to vote" Chris said
One by one the Gophers go in to cast their votes
"If I call your name that mean's your safe" Chris said
"Dave!"
" Jo!"
"Jasmine!"
"Shawn!"
They all went up and got their marshmallows
" Dakota, Sugar and Brick. You've all received votes against you but the next person safe is... Sugar!" Chris said
"Yes!" Sugar said
Sugar got up and ate her marshmallow
" Dakota, Brick. I only have one marshmallow left and it's going to..." Chris said
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Dakota"
"Thanks!" Dakota said
Dakota got up and ate her marshmallow
" But but but..." Brick said
" I know it's always a shocker" Chris said
"And what did you mean when you said Jo and I are a couple?!" Brick said
" What? Did you two breakup already?" Chris asked
"We were never together to begin with!" Brick said
Everyone except for Jo gasps and looks at her
" Fine I'll spill the beans. I only said that so you guys would vote him off" Jo said
" Man are you guys dumb! Can't believe you fell for a lie like that!" Jo said
CONFESSIONAL: SHAWN
" Well great now Brick's going for no good reason"
" Feel kinda bad for voting him out"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Why would you even say that in the first place?! I thought we were friends?" Brick asked
" Nope, I only bonded with you so people would further believe my lie" Jo said
" Wow... I can't believe I thought I could be friends with you" Brick said
" Your mistake, G,I Joke" Jo said
Brick sighed and stood up
" Well there's nothing I can do about that! Listen up Gophers, I want you to keep going on strong without me. But if you do lose please do not hesitate to vote her out!" Brick said pointing at Jo
Everyone including Chris salutes back
" Can someone make him leave, already?" Jo asked
" My pleasure" Chef said
"MARCH SOLDIER!" Chef yelled
"Sir yes sir!" Brick said
Brick marched across the Dock of Shame
~ Dock of Shame~
" Your dismissed, soldier" Chef said
Chef then pushed Brick onto the Boat of Losers
GOODBYE BRICK
~ Campfire~
The Gophers headed back to their respective cabins
"Well that's one solider down! Will the Gophers ever vote out Jo? Will Shawn ever reveal his true feelings to Jasmine? How will Rodney deal with his heartbreak? Find out all of this and more on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
That was Chapter Thirteen! As always if you liked it please favorite and review
Spoilers Below
Reason for elimination, Brick: Brick's a cool guy, definitely should've been in All Stars. Unfortunately he didn't have a lot going for him this season so I had to give him the boot.
Elimination Order: Leonard-26th, Sky-25th, Lightning-24th, Samey-23rd, Staci-22nd, Sam-21st, Anne Maria- 20th, Beardo-19th, Dawn-18th, Cameron-17th, Zoey-16th, Ella-15th, Brick-14th
Votes for Brick
Dave- Brick
Jo- Brick
Jasmine- Brick
Shawn- Brick
Votes for Sugar
Brick- Sugar
Votes for Dakota
Sugar- Dakota