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MichaelFang9- I expected to see Jo be eliminated soon. I didn't see her winning. I predict that Max will win.
Also, how do I get wings my bruddah? *click* I do not have wings to get me to Uganda! *click click click* *sad clicking*
Me- Yeah, we'll see...
If u want wings u must go to Buffalo Wild Wings my brudda! Their wings have shown me da wae!
Attackin- I can't wait to see the playa de losers episode
Me- Thanks!
Fear the Darkness Inside- I like Topher I do but he was getting on my nerves so i'm glad to see him go. Super excited to see what all of the losers think of the final 5
Me- Well your about to find out! :)
AnonReviewer- Scarlett winning immunity once again was predictable since she'd otherwise probably be ousted now, which would be an unusually early antagonist elimination per Total Drama standards when EVERY season's antagonist in canon got at least 4th place (Heather got 3rd place in season 1, Courtney got 4th place in season 2 after entering the competition about halfway in, Alejandro was a finalist in season 3, Scott got 4th place in season 4, Mike was a finalist in season 5 though it was his "Mal" personality that served as the villain, and Sugar got 3rd place in season 6). With that in mind as well as how Chris messes with the voting process among losers the way he did with Leshawna's elimination in TDI, I doubt she'll get axed next even if it's what the others want.
As for this episode's loser, I have no issues with how Topher bit the dust when he's so full of himself to the point where it detriments others and his game. Definitely won't miss that narcissistic TV host wannabe. When will the next original challenge you mentioned come up? One thought that occurred to me (at least before reading your two-part note) was that whoever won that would be immune from the losers' vote in "Haute Camp-ture" (the one with Playa de Losers). If that's your plan and the reason why it'll be two parts, then I'm eager to see how it plays out.
Me- Yeah antagonists get that plot armor...but I won't try to make it as predictable every season. Nobody misses Topher...lol,
Part two is gonna be something special alright.
~ Dock of Shame~
"On today's very special episode of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
" You've been watching Jasmine, Max, Scarlett, Scott, and Zoey battle their way to the final five" Chris said
The camera went over to the boys cabin, Scott and Max run out the cabin with a bear right behind them
Jasmine runs out of the cabin and vomits, while Scarlett and Zoey wrestle on the ground
" So we decided to give our exhausted finalists the day off" Chris said
" But what happens after you walk the Dock of Shame and head onto the Boat of Losers?" Chris asked
"Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand" Chris said
"Find out after the commercial break on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
~ Playa De Losers~
Chris arrives at Playa de Losers on his jetski
"Welcome to Playa de Losers!" Chris said
" If you don't know what this place is, it's a luxury resort where we send the losers after their voted off" Chris said
"Here they accept their fate as reality show has-beens. When were down to our final two competitors, their fates will be in the hands of these twenty three LOSERS" Chris said
~ Pool~
Cameron is on the diving board, Lightning impatiently stands behind him
"Hurry up Chicken Little! Lightning wants to dive!" Lightning said
"Give me a break, it's my first time doing this..." Cameron said nervously
Lightning scoffed
"Then stand aside!" Lightning said
Lightning pushed Cameron off the board
Cameron fell into the pool
"Now get ready to see a REAL dive! SHA-BAM!" Lightning said as he hopped off the board
"Help!... I can't swim!" Cameron said
Brick heard this from his lifeguard chair, he jumped into the pool and helped Cameron out
He then performs CPR
"Are you okay?" Brick asked
"Y-Yes..." Cameron said
~ Longue Chairs~
Staci, Dawn, Dave, Topher, Amy, and Anne Maria sit at the longue chairs
With Anne Maria trying to get a tan, Dawn is in her meditation pose
"Wait... Why would he dive into the pool, knowing he can't swim?" Dave asked
" I didn't come to this here resort to do no thinking, Mike" Anne Maria said
"Um... I'm Dave" Dave said
" My bad, yall just look the same" Anne Maria said
Dave gave Anne Maria a weird look and resumed chilling
" But still can you guys believe this place is right around that CRAPPY summer camp?" Amy asked
" Well yeah, I used to work here" Topher said
" Nice being the one who gives orders instead of receiving them" Topher said
Topher clapped his hands and several interns appeared
" Interns! Get ready for today's challenge! Whoever brings me the most delicious salad wins immunity!" Topher said
The interns ran off
"By immunity, I mean I'll feed them" Topher said
" Wait a minute... Who da hell are you?!" Anne Maria asked
" Topher, debuted in the merge. Just got here yesterday" Topher said
" Your aura is very similar to Chris, I suggest you change that" Dawn said
"Sorry don't listen to hippies" Topher said
Dawn snapped her fingers and a rabbit attacked Topher
"AAAAAHHH! RABIES, GET IT OFF!" Topher screamed
~ Pool Side~
Sugar's showing off her new bikini
" Hey fellas! Take a look at my new bikini!" Sugar said
Shawn walked by eating a hot dog, he saw Sugar and then vomited
" Well there goes my appetite" Shawn said
" Ooh! Hot dog chunks!" Sugar said
Sugar pushed Shawn out of the way and ate the hot dog chunks
" Okay... Think I'm gonna go now" Shawn said, slowly backing away
~Hot Tub~
"As you can see our campers made themselves comfortable in our luxury resort" Chris said
Dakota and Sam are making out in the hot tub, Rodney is also there watching...
" Looks like Sam and Dakota are happy to be reunited" Chris said
Sam and Dakota stop making out and take a breather
" W-Well... it's not as nice as Daddy's resort but with my Sammy Wams here I'll deal with it" Dakota said
Dakota and Sam resume making out
~Buffet Line~
Shawn's getting ready to get some more hot dogs, he opens the grill
Topher is running around with the bunny on his head
"GET OFF!" Topher screamed
Topher threw the bunny into the grill and closes it
"Phew..." Topher said
Shawn once again slowly backs away
~ Poolside~
Cameron stands by the poolside
" Once I got my stitches off, I realized this place is pretty cool!" Cameron said
Anne Maria pushes Cameron aside
" I LOVE being a loser, this is so much more my style. If I knew that you got to go here, I would've kicked my own butt of in episode one! Plus now I can hang with Vito.." Anne Maria said
Anne Maria sees Mike and chases after him
~ Bush~
Mike hides in a bush
"Ugh... I tried explaining to Anne Maria about my multiple personality disorder.." Mike said
" But she doesn't get it and thinks I'm Vito" Mike said
"But I don't want to hurt her feelings so I'll just hide" Mike said
Anne Maria appeared behind him
"Ya playing hard to get? I like that in a man" Anne Maria said
Mike screams and runs away with Anne Maria in hot pursuit
~Hot Tub~
" H-Hey uh... Sam? You think I could have a turn to make out with Dakota?" Rodney asked
Sam and Dakota stop making out
" No." Sam said
" Dang it.." Rodney said
Rodney hopped out of the hot tub, Sam and Dakota resume making out
"Man I was hoping with the competition being over with I could find the girl of my dreams.." Rodney said
"Dakota was my first choice because I saw her boobs" Rodney said
" Whoa! Hold up!, YOU saw sha-boobies?!" Lightning asked
"Yep, it was like watermelon but in human form" Rodney said
"Sha-sweet!" Lightning said
Lightning offered Rodney a high five and he high fived back
~ Longue Chairs~
" Yeah I feel like I probably would've made it farther if I didn't have to deal with Amy.." Samey said
" EXCUSE ME?! WHO GOT FARTHER THAN YOU?!" Amy barked
" Could you both shut up!? Amy you floated to the final ten, if you got any farther than that they'd have to cancel the damn show" Jo said
" Yeah you only got a FEW places higher than me, and at least I smell decent" Amy said
" That's it!" Jo said
Jo got out of her seat and tore off a lamp post
"RUN." Jo said
Amy screamed as Jo chased her with the lamp post
~ Tiki Bar~
Dave and Leonard sit at the tiki bar
"My elimination was a major blindside, casting off the wizard in the FIRST episode. Maybe if they kept me around I could've helped them with my magic" Leonard said
"... Are you still doing the whole wizard shtick?" Dave asked
"This is not shtick, mere mortal. Watch me... DISAPPEAR!" Leonard said
Leonard throws some glitter into Dave's face.
Sugar senses glitter and tackles Dave into the pool
Leonard swims away
" Magic..." Leonard said
~Poolside~
Shawn, Amy, and Samey stand by the poolside
"So Shawn, if you could say something to one of the five remaining campers. What would it be?" Chris asked
"Uh... Well I'd tell Jasmine... I'm rooting for her and stuff. And if she wins we seriously need a zombie bunker" Shawn said
"Awww..." Samey said
"Boo..." Amy said
" Seriously if you were my boyfriend and I caught you kissing some four eyed freak. You'd be seriously maimed" Amy said
"Well first off I'd rather be dating a zombie than you and second off, she kissed ME" Shawn said
" But she is her mortal enemy..." Samey said
"It's not my fault, I was tricked!" Shawn said
"That's what they all say, my lips did what they wanted, blah blah blah, Your insane Amy, blah blah BLAAHH!" Amy screamed
Shawn and Samey looked at each other and walked away
~Lobby~
"And there ya have it! Stay tuned to find the answer to the question everyone wants to know. What do the losers think of the final five? And who will they vote to win? These answers and more, coming up!" Chris said
~ Buffet Line~
" Okay you've seen how the losers are spending their time. Now it's time to find out what they think of the FINAL FIVE" Chris said
Jo jumped in front of Chris
"Jasmine can kiss my butt! It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place! She's a scum sucking, backstabbing witch and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down!" Jo said angrily
"Wow... tell us how you really feel" Chris said
"I just did" Jo said
~Grill~
Staci is grilling the coconuts... don't question it
"Yah I'm like throwing a few shrimps on the Barbie, That's something Jasmine would say, right?" Staci asked
" Yeah I know for a fact Jasmine doesn't talk like that" Shawn said
" Yah Jasmine was a great friend, if I wasn't voted off so early we totally would've made it to the final two!" Staci said
"Great friend? You weren't even on the same team" Shawn said
"Regardless" Staci said
~ Tiki Bar~
" I'm glad Jasmine decided to vote for Jo in that one episode instead of Zoey-" Mike said before interrupted
Jo grabbed Mike by his collar
"What was that?!" Jo asked
"Nothing..." Mike said
Anne Maria slapped Jo
"NOBODY touches my man" Anne Maria said
" Bring it, Tangerine String Bean" Jo said
Anne Maria growled and punched Jo. Jo punched back and the two got into a brawl
~ Lounge Chairs~
Chris walked by the longue chairs
B, Shawn, and Brick sit by the longue chairs
"Moving on, guys. What's your take on Scarlett?" Chris asked
" Well I'll say I do not approve of her underhanded tactics. But hey if she made it to the final five she must be doing something right" Brick said
" She's a psychopath man! And that's coming from me! And also Jasmine was without a doubt a better kisser" Shawn said
B gave a thumbs down about Scarlett
~ Tiki Bar~
Topher, Sky, Sugar, and Beardo sat at the tiki bars
"Well I'm team Anti-Scarlett all the way! Someone who cheats and lies like her doesn't deserve to win!" Sky said
Sugar drank some of the pool water and burped
"Man that's some good chlorine! But anyways I wasn't afraid of ol Scarlett, once a nerd always a nerd" Sugar said
"Naw man, Scarlett is totally insane, with her big brain, she maintains to stay in the game, which I find very lame" Beardo said
Sugar clapped for Beardo's performance
"Do another!" Sugar said
" Heh.. I'm glad you liked it but that's all I got so far" Beardo said
" Well moving on to more important contestants, I respect Scarlet's gameplay but as a person... she's a 1/5" Topher said
~ Pool~
Dave, Dawn, and Cameron sit at the pool
" Okay wait a minute, If everyone here hates Scarlett.. How is she in the final five?" Dave asked
" Scarlett has a very manipulative and persuasive personality, that helped her out in the long run" Dawn said
" I guess..." Dave said
" Logically I'd say Scarlett has the highest chance of winning" Cameron said
~ Longue Chairs~
" Who would I want to win?... pfft, I guess Scott. ONLY because he helped me out in the hide and seek challenge" Amy said
"Shows clip of Amy hiding behind Scott when Chef arrived at there hiding spot"
" I can tell when my sister has a crush on someone when her cheeks turn red" Samey said
Amy looked at her cheeks and indeed they were red
"Shut up Samey! I don't want the others to know!" Amy whispered
"Yah like we already know!" Staci said
Amy turned around to see Staci, Beardo, Topher, Rodney, and Leonard eavesdropping
" My level 9 dragon drools less over rib eyed steak" Leonard said
"And we eavesdropped..." Rodney said
Amy growls and walks away
~ Tiki Bar~
" Scott?! He's the reason I'm here! I hope he's the next to come here so I can give him a piece of my mind!" Sky said
"His aura is definitely not as dark as Scarlett's. But that doesn't mean he's not an asshole" Dawn said
" When I re-watched the tapes, I was pretty shocked to see Scott leave me to be mauled by a bear. But then again it is Scott so I probably should've seen it coming" Cameron said
~ Poolside~
" Trust me when I say you do not want to share a cabin with that guy. Between the dirty laundry, him never bathing, and his eating habits. I thought I was gonna lose it" Dave said
~Pool~
"Moving on... what do you guys think of Max?" Chris asked
Everyone at the pool bursted into laughter
" He is so hilarious!"Sugar said
Sugar then attempted to imitate Max's voice
"I'M EVIL!" Sugar said
Everyone laughed even harder
" Max definitely had his moments, but he did nothing game wise. I should so be in the final five" Topher said
" In your dreams, Chris Jr. I was strategized and dominated at challenges, I should be in the final five" Jo said
"Oink Oink! Spot the attention hogs! I'm the better twin, I should be in the final five!" Amy said
"Guys, getting off topic here" Chris said
" Did Max even really do anything besides saying EVIL?" Sam asked
Awkward silence...
" I don't think so..." Rodney said
"Well since Max did nothing let's move on to the final member of the final five, Zoey!" Chris said
"Out of everyone whose left, Zoey deserves to win the most. She's the one who told us about Scarlett's true nature and has been working her butt off to get her out since the merge started!" Mike said
" Meh, I only liked her when she was Commando Zoey. At least then she didn't make me wanna hurl" Jo said
" I'm with Jo on this one, Zoey kicked serious butt when she went Commando!" Sky said
" I liked her when she was nicer.." Ella said
...
"SHUT UP!" Sugar yelled
~ Pool: Nighttime~
It is now nighttime, all the eliminated campers gather at the pool
Beardo is beatboxing, some campers are annoyed by this
"We get it! You can beatbox, now put a sock in it!" Jo said
Beardo makes a record scratching sound and stops
"So, who do you guys want to win if we could vote right now?" Topher asked
" Me of course! Only a wizard should have that much gold" Leonard said
"Ugh... You can't vote for yourself, that's tacky. You gotta vote for someone in the final five" Dave said
"Oh... I'd say Max, I sense his evilness and respect it" Leonard said
Dave growls and pushes Leonard into the pool
"Much better..." Dave said
" Definitely Jasmine.." Rodney said
Shawn hears this and shoots a glare at Rodney
" Because were friends!" Rodney said
"But you'd vote for Scott... right?" Amy asked
"Why would I do that?" Rodney asked
" Because if you don't, I'll post all of those creepy love letters you made on twitter!" Amy said
" Fine..." Rodney said
"Scott smells like dirt. I'd vote for Zoey" Dave said
" Me too, She played a great game!" Sky said
"Guys you gotta stop thinking with your hearts and with your minds. Sure Scarlett is the reason a lot of us are here, but if you think about it that's why she deserves to win" Topher said
...
" I hope everyone wins!" Ella said
Chris magically appears
" Okay, losers. It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time. Tonight you will be voting the next camper off of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND." Chris said
"For real?!" Topher asked
" Oh yes.." Chris said
The bunny that Topher stuffed into the grill, now spotting burn marks. comes backs for vengeance and bites his hair
"AAAAAAHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" Topher screamed
Topher runs around trying to get the bunny off
" Here's how it's gonna work. There's no marshmallows. I'm gonna ask you one by one, who would you like to see here join you tonight. At playa de losers, Amy and Samey since your practically the same, you go first." Chris said
" Well I vote... for Scott" Samey said with a smirk
" You just did that to spite me!" Amy said
"So what?" Samey asked
Amy slaps Samey, they continue to slap each other and fall into the pool
"Hehe... Excellent" Jo said
Amy emerges from the water
" Well I vote for that pathetic indie wannabe known as Zoey!" Amy said
"Hey!" Mike said
" Oh... I'll vote for Zoey too!" Rodney said
"Two votes Zoey!" Chris said
"Rodney, this is to vote off someone. If you like Zoey keep her in" Sky said
"Three!" Chris said
" Oh... So I shouldn't of said Zoey?" Rodney asked
Dave covers Rodney's mouth
" Guys, really?! It's not that hard to not say Zoey!" Dave said
"Five!" Chris said
" Hey I'm all down for voting off that pasty freak" Anne Maria said
" Noo! Guys come on, she deserves this! Please don't vote off, Zoey!" Mike said
"Seven!" Chris said
"Dang it!" Mike said
A parrot flies in and sits on Mike's shoulder
"Polly want a Zoey!" Parrot said
"Eight!" Chris said
"That was a parrot, Chris. It doesn't even know who Zoey is.." Shawn said
"Nine!" Chris said
~ Dock of Shame~
We switch over to the Dock of Shame, where Chef is pushing Zoey with her bags packed onto the Boat of Losers
While this is all happening, Zoey has the same shocked look on her face
~ Playa De Losers: Lobby~
Zoey stands at the lobby with her shocked expression
"And with that were down to four.. Well be continuing this on our second two parter, wanna find out what I'm gonna make these rejects do? You'll have to find out on... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!" Chris said
"Seriously... What the "Bleep"?" Zoey said
That was Chapter Twenty Four! If you liked then as always leave a review and slap some favorites
Spoilers Below
Reason for elimination: Zoey, Not saying it has to be a policy when it comes to TD fanfics. But in canon, no previous winner made it to the final two so I'd like to hold up those standards. I know it's a re-imagining... But add in the fact it would be sorta predictable. I felt like it was Zoey's time to go.
Players Left: Jasmine, Max, Scarlett, Scott
Elimination Order: Leonard-28th, Sky-27th, Lightning-26th, Samey-25th, Staci-24th, Sam-23rd, Anne Maria-22nd, Beardo-21st, Dawn-20th, Cameron-19th, Zoey-18th "RETURNED", Ella-17th, Brick-16th, Rodney-15th, Sugar-14th, Dakota-13th, Mike-12th, Shawn-11th, Amy-10th, B-9th, Dave-8th, Jo-7th, Topher-6th, Zoey-5th
Authors Note: Well that was part one.. I won't make any spoilers for part two but you'll see it when it comes out.