Soccer
Hello! So this chapter is meant to be funny. I mean no disrespect to Real Madrid supporters. Also, I used Google translate to do the small bit of Spanish because I'm learning French so therefore don't know any Spanish. So I'm sorry if that's way wrong.
Anyway! A friend of mine wanted me to write this, like I said at the end of the last chapter. He's a fan of FC Barcelona and wanted this to happen. So he gave me the background ideas, and I put them into a small, and probably not very good, one shot. So, this one's for you, sassy BFF :)
Arthur Weasley had made an interesting discovery that day. He had discovered a peculiar Muggle activity called soccer. Since Mr. Weasley was so fascinated by Muggle things, he had found this particular thing interesting. Especially the two teams he had discovered.
FC Barcelona and Real Madrid.
Now, Arthur Weasely hadn't meant to take sides, but he favored FC Barcelona. Real Madrid was a bit too… Real for him.
That's why he found himself running with a giant crowd of Muggles going to burn down the Real Madrid Stadium. He honestly didn't know why he enjoyed it so much, but the thought of going and setting something a flame sounded like a good opportunity to learn more about non magic folk. Muggles seemed to do it a lot, and he wanted to see the fun in it.
Of course, he had also thought it appropriate to buy a Real Madrid jersey and burn it with the stadium. And so he did.
But there was one more problem. He needed to learn Spanish to communicate. So he found a spell book, and cued the music.
The people around him now were all FC Barcelona supporters and they were shouting "Abajo el Real Madrid!" Which, thanks to his language spell, Arthur Weasley could understand as "Down with Real Madrid!"
The crowd threw their torches onto the stadium and watched it burn. Arthur balled up the jersey and threw it at the blazing theater. But once he got used to the celebration, Mr. Weasley found it rather boring. So he walked to a secluded area and apparated home.
And watched an FC Barcelona game.
So! That was that. I hope it was decent. A guest requested a good topic for the next story and I already have formed a small idea so I'm excited about that.
-RMarie