Review Responding Time!
ThorBringstheThunder- Nice! I kind of regret not taking more time on my earlier comment, as I wanted to put in that there could have been *something* to give a finalist an advantage. Now that every challenge from here on out is non-elimination, everyone ought to be worried about their chances. So, Max gets an advantage, huh? Well, again, I have to say not much has been done with him, but as long as the advantage is not immunity, I'm pretty sure he'll still go home next. Have you considered Max x Staci for future seasons (assuming you're doing Action and WT?)
Me- Oh don't worry it's not immunity, that would be too obvious. Max x Staci?... Well that's a first. I am doing What If? Action and World Tour but that's all I'm gonna say cuz ya know... spoilers.
Solarium Warrior- Now this, this is one of the greatest AUs I've seen. I only am around half-way through my first read but I'm enjoying it! I love the character interactions and how you give the guys with small screen time some love! I very well miss characters like Staci, which I would find impossible due to how much I disliked her in ROTI. I despised Pahkitew Island but this fanfic has given me a whole knew liking towards the characters! I was hoping for some shipping stuff but all the dysfunctional relationships and heartbreak works better! Keep up the good work and I anticipate Action and World Tour. - Solarium
Me- Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed reading! Yeah I despised Pahkitew when I first watched but after re-watching it... it's not the best season but it's still , may I ask whose that as ur profile pic?... Is that like a power ranger or something?
Fear the darknes-This was a very enjoyable episode
Me- Thanks!
Solarium Warrior- P.S. Finished the other half of this fanfic, it is by far the best thing I've seen here! I'm so glad B had gone further into the game, and I have to admit, Zoey's elimination was basically bound to happen since she already is a canon winner. I hope Scarlett does something based around her evil intentions like in Pahkitew and I find Max the unlikely person that got this far, but he's bound to be eliminated. I would say Jasmine is the only one I would say deserves to win. And I can think of so much happening for What If? Action and World Tour. You sir/madame have change my liking towards these characters from mediocre to loving them! - Solarium
Me- Wow to as far and say the best thing on here... that means a lot, thanks. I'm glad I helped u like the revenge and pahkitew casts, they may not be as good as the original but they still deserve some love.
AnonReviewer- A challenge for the losers? Never would've seen that coming! Nice way to include another original reward challenge. I was about to say it takes the crown for this fic's biggest surprise, but then Staci (who I think is safe to now call crazy) won and gave the reward to Max. Even more shocking than that is how we sadly won't get "Camp Castaways" here. I was looking forward to seeing someone create Mr. Coconut :/. Of the remaining final four, I'm rooting for Jasmine but if she doesn't go to the finals, then he would be my next personal choice for winner.
As for the losers here, it was amusing to see Anne Maria's conflict with Zoey over Mike. Ms. Hairspray definitely isn't giving up on him (or calling him "Vito") so easily. Not sure what interaction she had with Rodney that attracted him and led to his offer to make out, but her turning him down and calling the farm boy a "hillbilly" was funny.
Me- Thanks! I wanted to give the losers more screentime. Yeah Staci isn't the most logical of the cast... but she's still fun to write. Yeah sorry about that, but hopefully this'll make up for it. Rodney doesn't really need a lot of incentive to fall in love... it just happens.
Authors Note: I'm skipping the intro with Chris because I rewatched "Are We There Yeti?" and it didn't have an intro either.
~ The Forest?~
The campers bunk beds are in the middle of the forest with them inside
Jasmine and Scarlett sleep peacefully while Scott and Max snore loudly
A bird starts chirping and they all wake up
"Is it morning already?" Scott asked
"Um.. why are we in the middle of the forest?" Jasmine asked
" Mommy!" Max said fearfully
"EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!" Chef yelled from his helicopter
He then jumped down
"What happened to Chris?" Scarlett asked
" NONE OF YA GOSH DARN BUSINESS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS! I'm in charge now and I'm gonna make you wish you were never born!" Chef said
"Your mission is to find your way out of the forest or die trying!" Chef said
"You CANNOT be serious, we will die. Correction probably only Max will die..." Scarlett said
"Hey!" Max said
CONFESSIONAL: MAX
" How dare she mock me!"
"Has she forgotten about my evil deeds,..."
" I guess she needs a reminder"
"BWAHAHAA!"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Here's how it works..." Chef said
Chef threw a duffel bag at Scott, he caught it
"TEAM ONE, Redneck and Neanderthal" Chef said
Chef threw a duffel bag at Jasmine, she also caught it
"TEAM TWO, Amazon and the Brainiac" Chef said
" Everything you need is in these bags, you will race back to camp and touch the totem pole, first team to do so wins" Chef said
" Here's a tip better set up camp before sundown, because when nightfall hits you won't even see your trembling hands unless... you got nightvision goggles!" Chef said
Chef took out a pair of nightvision goggles... and then stomped on it until it was broken down to pieces
"But ya don't! HAHA!" Chef said
"One last thing the losers had some sort of challenge yesterday where the winner got to give a reward to someone." Chef said
An intern pulled up with an ATV
"Max you have been given the reward of an ATV" Chef said
"Sweet! Were gonna win this challenge for sure!" Scott said
"Pfft. EVIL does not any help... especially one from a LOSER. Send it back at once" Max ordered
"WHAT?! Dude no!, We'll be guaranteed to win with that thing!" Scott said
"I do not care." Max said
The intern shrugged and drove off with the atv
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
"..."
"..."
" Max is a "bleep"ing idiot"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: MAX
" How can I prove my evilness when relying on others?"
"The answer is I cannot, I reject any sort of advantage"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
" Looks like Max's stupidity just assured my victory"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Man.. I just hope there aren't any sharks in the area" Scott said worriedly
"Oh I wouldn't worry about no shark, you'd wish you saw it when you meet up with ol sasquatchanawka" Chef said
"Sasquatchanawka?... I know animals and I've never heard of that" Jasmine said
" Oh he's one mean mamma jamma!" Chef said
The helicopter arrived once again and Chef jumped on
"Break a leg!... Seriously please do!" Chef said
The beds mysteriously disappear... illuminati confirmed
" Well this is an unfortunate turn of events" Scarlett said
"Whatever, this is easy compared to the stuff I had to back on the farm" Scott said
"Scott, I swear to the mythological being known as god, if you say shark, farm or dirt ONE MORE TIME I WILL STRANGLE YOU!" Scarlett screamed
Awkward silence
...
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
" I've been forced to interact with these fools for almost eight weeks..."
"I'm reaching my breaking point"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" Yeesh, what's up her butt?"
" I don't even say farm that much"
"Man back on the-... nevermind"
END CONFESSIONAL
"Let's go before I lose my sanity" Scarlett said
Jasmine and Scarlett ran off
" Are you ready, sidekick?" Max asked
"Dude no offense but if anything your MY sidekick" Scott said
"FALSE" Max said
"Ugh... let's just go before the girls gain a lead" Scott said
~ The Forest: Boys~
Scott is running at fast pace while Max is slowly walking
" Where are we going?" Max asked
Scott stopped and turned around
" Trying to gain the lead we lost!" Scott said
"Can EVIL have a piggyback?" Max asked
" Fine..." Scott said
Scott picked up Max and started running again
~ The Forest: Girls~
" Um.. Scarlett think you could hurry it up a bit?" Jasmine asked
" I would but what I am doing is much more beneficial to our cause" Scarlett said
"And what exactly would that be?" Jasmine asked
Jasmine turned around and saw Scarlett fidgeting with the night vision goggle Chef broke
" Oh I see... your trying to fix it" Jasmine said
"Precisely. And when I'm finished we'll be all set when it's nighttime" Scarlett said
"Good work, Scarlett!" Jasmine said
CONFESSIONAL: JASMINE
" Wow... never thought I'd say that before"
END CONFESSIONAL
Scarlett finished repairing the night vision goggles
"All done" Scarlett said
"Great! Now could you hand me the map?" Jasmine asked
"Um... A map isn't that useful without a compass" Scarlett said
" Okay well the sun rose from the east, which means that way is north" Scarlett said pointing to her right
" I'm not sure that's right" Jasmine said looking at the map
" Jasmine I know you think your a survivalist but that compares nothing to my IQ so let's MOVE IT." Scarlett ordered
Jasmine shrugged and the two ran off
~ The Forest: Boys~
" How much longer..." Max said
"Camp is north so we just gotta follow the river... So quit whining!" Scott said
" But what if were eaten by the deadly beast known as Saquatchwanakwa?" Max asked
" Pfft, obviously fake. Chef is just trying to mess with us... Which is not gonna happen with my razor sharp focus!" Scott said
" I have razor sharp focus too..." Max said
"Yeah because your not running! How much longer till your able to run again?" Scott asked
"EVIL... is almost done recharging" Max said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
"Call me crazy but I prefer Chris over Chef"
"At least Chris is actually there when it comes to challenges"
"Chef just left us in the middle of the woods!..."
" Now I see why he's just the cook"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Dock of Shame~
Chef is on the dock reading a magazine
" Hmm..." Chef hummed
~ Mount Looming Tragedy~
Jasmine and Scarlett are climbing mount looming tragedy
" So Scar... do you think what Chef said about Sasquatchanakwa was really true?" Jasmine asked
"Of course not..." Scarlett said
"Simpleton" Scarlett muttered under her breath
Scarlett grabs a hold of a rock and almost falls down, she grabs the edge of the rock, dangling on it
Jasmine meanwhile chuckles at this
" Bout time karma came to bite ya in the butt" Jasmine said
"Stop talking about something that doesn't exist and help me up!" Scarlett demanded
" I'm sorry is what I'm looking for.." Jasmine said
"... I'm sorry, there." Scarlett said
Jasmine helped her up
" There that wasn't so hard" Jasmine said
" Lies" Scarlett said
Scarlett and Jasmine reach on top of the mountain
Jasmine takes out her binoculars
"Hey it's the guys! There going the wrong way!" Jasmine said
" Typical Neanderthals, Will they ever learn?" Scarlett asked
" HEY YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR MAP!" Scarlett yelled
" You might wanna get your glasses checked! Compass says that way is north!" Scott said
Scarlett ran over and checked the map... she was indeed wrong
"Wha?... Impossible" Scarlett said nervously
" Great, guess were going to have to jump" Jasmine said
"Yes if we want to break our necks!" Scarlett said
"Well we did this in the first challenge and we were fine" Jasmine said
"... Touche" Scarlett said
Scarlett and Jasmine both jumped off the mountain
~ Cabins~
Chef is rustling through everybody's stuff
He grabs Scarlett's journal, Max's candy bar stash, Scott's whittling knife, and Jasmine's herbs
~ The Forest~
Scarlett and Jasmine are enjoying the protein bars inside their duffel bag
" Okay look we both know we dislike one another. And if we both have the primal urge to push the other off a cliff."" Scarlett said
"The thought did cross my mind" Jasmine said
" But I think the one thing we can agree on is that we have to win this challenge. We can't afford to let guys win invincibility" Scarlett said
"My guess is that there doing some sort of bonding ritual as of now" Scarlett said
~ The River~
Max and Scott drift along the river on the raft they built
" BWAhaHA.. HA?!" Scott awkward laughed
" No no, it's like this... BWAHAHAAAA!" Max laughed
" I still don't get how you can do that" Scott said
"Years of practice!" Max said
~ The Forest~
Scarlett and Jasmine shake hands, Scarlett turns around and notices the boys
"There getting away!" Scarlett said
Jasmine and Scarlett grabbed their duffel bag and ran after them
CONFESSIONAL: JASMINE
"Using the river was brilliant!..."
"Kinda wish we thought of that"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest: Boys~
Max notices a candy bar, he runs to go get it but is pulled up by a rope
Scott drops his duffel bag and climbs on top of the tree, he then loosens the rope
While this is all happening Scarlett runs over and grabs the bug spray from their bag
Max falls and grabs the candy bar
~The Forest: Girls~
Scott and Max hide in a bush
Scarlett and Jasmine walk by and hear bear noises and run into a log
Scott and Max quickly push the boulder to lock the girls inside
They then ruffle inside the girls' bag and grab some of their protein bars and run off
Jasmine and Scarlett come off the other side of the log and scratch their heads in confusion
~ The Forest: Boys~
Scarlett wraps toilet papers around Jasmine until she's covered with it
Scarlett then walks over to where the boys are at
Scott leaves to go take a leak, just leaving Max with the bag
Max sees the mummy and runs away screaming
Jasmine then grabs their sleeping bags and runs away
~ The Forest: Girls~
Scott finishes digging his pit trap, he sees the girls and hides behind a bush
Jasmine and Scarlett run by and fall into the pit trap
Scott quickly runs out and grabs their bag, he reaches inside and grabs the compass
~ The Forest: Nighttime~
" I can't believe they stole all of our supplies" Jasmine said
" This is most likely Scott's doing..." Scarlett said
"Sneaky bastard" Scarlett muttered under her breath
" Anyways I hope we find the camp soon,... my nostrils are telling me someone hasn't bathed" Scarlett said
" Last time I checked there's no showers in the forest, and your breath isn't that much better mate" Jasmine said
Scarlett and Jasmine stop.. they notice Sasqautchanakwa footprints
" Oh I'm so scared... Reveal yourself at once Scott" Scarlett ordered
... Nothing happens
"That... is... IT!" Scarlett yelled
Scarlett jumped into the bush, several punches and kicks can be heard
Sasquatchanakwa emerges from the bush with Scarlett on top of his head
Jasmine screams and runs away, Sasquatchanakwa chases after her
~ The Forest: Boys~
Max puts on the night-vision goggles, he then looks over to a squirrel
"Why hello furry minion" Max said
He then looks over to a raccoon eating a fish
"Another minion?! I'll have an army once this challenge is over!" Max said
He then looks over and sees Sasquatchanakwa running towards him
"S-S-S-SASQUATCH!" Max screamed
Max ran away screaming
"Would you stop screaming?! Were almost-" Scott said before turning around
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Scott screamed
Jasmine ran screaming right behind them with Sasquatchanakwa still chasing after them
~ Cave~
"Quick! In here!" Scott ordered
Scott, Jasmine, and Max ran into the cave, it was pitch black and they couldn't see anything
"Scott?" Max asked
"Max?" Jasmine asked
"Jasmine?" Scott asked
"Scott?" Jasmine asked
" Jasmine?" Scarlett asked
"Scarlett?" Jasmine asked
" Scarlett?" Max asked
"Max?" Scarlett asked
" Now that we know everyone is here, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Scott asked
" I've never seen an ape that big before.." Jasmine said
" I could've taken him" Max said triumphantly
" So is that why you were screaming like a child?" Scarlett asked
" I was giving him a false sense of security before I striked!" Max said
" Anyways I think were safe here for the moment" Scarlett said
"Depends on what you mean by safe.." Jasmine said
" I never thought I'd be saying this... but please let that be Scarlett's tongue in my ear" Scott said
"Why would I ever have my CLEAN tongue in your barely washed, crusty ear?" Scarlett asked
" Well then It must be... the BATS?!" Scott said
Sasquatchanakwa ran away from one side of the cave, while the final four ran off from the other
~Ampitheater~
Chef is at the amphitheater playing his harp, singing a majestic tune
He then kills the moment by spitting a loogie on the ground
~ The Forest~
" I guess since you have all of our supplies... we may need your help" Jasmine said
"Speak for yourself" Scarlett said bitterly
Jasmine elbowed Scarlett
"Fine you beat us" Scarlett said
"Well if you two ladies wanna bunk with us, That'd be cool.." Scott said nervously
" You two SERVANTS can set up camp while us evildoers look for firewood!" Max ordered
Max and Scott ran off, searching for firewood
" Ugh, I hate being the damsel of distress... it's so cliché" Jasmine said
"Shh.. Let them think their big, strong boys... FOR NOW." Scarlett said
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
" I will use Scott and Max's stupidity to CRUSH THEM!"
"Then I will be one step closer to that million dollars"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest: Boys~
" Fellow evildoer Scott, this just crossed my EVIL mind. What if the girls try and steal our stuff?" Max asked
" Already though of that" Scott said
Scott revealed he had the map hidden in his pants
" Trust no one" Scott said
~ The Forest: Campfire~
The four gather at the campfire, eating their protein bars
"Would anyone care to hear an EVIL story?" Max asked
"NO- I mean of course.." Scarlett said with a fake smile
"Well once upon a time, there was an EVIL prince" Max said
While Max is telling the story, Scarlett cuddles with him, Then Jasmine cuddles with Scott
"Ugh... Jasmine... your crushing me" Scott said weakly
Jasmine let go of him
"Sorry my bad..." Jasmine said
~ The Forest: Morning~
"SCOTT! WAKE UP, THE SERVANTS, THE FOOD, OUR STUFF IS ALL GONE!" Max yelled
Scott groggily woke up t Max's screaming
"What?.." Scott said
Scott checked his pants for the map... it wasn't there
"Dangit" Scott said
~ The Forest: Girls~
Jasmine and Scarlett laugh as they run with all of the supplies
CONFESSIONAL: JASMINE
"Do we feel bad?... Not in the slightest"
"Those little rascals started it. All's fair in love and war"
"And believe me, there is NO love going on.."
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
"Serves them right"
" Jasmine should be grateful, after all it was all my idea"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ The Forest: Boys~
" Ugh can't believe I got scammed by a chick" Scott said
"Two chicks, actually.. I cannot believe how weak you are, succumbing to the primal urges of yourself" Max said
"I didn't see you say anything!" Scott said
"Now now, let's not play the blame game. We must hurry if we want to win!" Max said
" Wait... Is that sticky buns I smell?" Scott asked
~Mess Hall~
Chef takes some sticky buns out of the oven
"Mhm..." Chef said
Chef went outside and sat on a lawn chair, getting ready to enjoy the buns
"We made it!" Jasmine yelled
"Oh crap..." Chef said
Jasmine and Scarlett run towards the totem pole with Max and Scott behind them in hot pursuit
...
...
...
Jasmine uses her long arms to touch the totem pole before the boys could
"NOOOOO! CURSE YOUR ABNORMALLY HUGE BODY!" Max whined
" Ugh now I'm sad... I need a bun" Scott said
Scott grabbed some sticky buns from Chef's tray and eats them
"THOSE WERE MINE! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE SWEET... JUICY... EXTRA THICK BUNS!" Chef said
"Chef... which kind of buns are talking about?" Scott asked
" NONE OF YA BEEZWAX BUNS! GIRLS WIN AND GUYS LOSE!" Chef said
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
" Me the Scottmeister... got played by two chicks"
" My family back on the farm won't let me hear the end of this"
"Dangit I said "back on the farm" again..."
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: MAX
" EVIL knows he didn't perform his best in the challenge"
"But the girls would have to be idiotic to vote me off"
END CONFESSIONAL
~Campfire~
The final four arrive at the campfire and sit at their respective logs
" This was supposed to be my day! I had it all planned.. I was gonna eat Max's candy bars" Chef said
Max gasped
"Relax with some of Jasmine's herbs" Chef said
Jasmine gasped
" While I finish reading Scarlett's journal" Chef said
Scarlett shrugged
" And clean my toes. By the way you need to sharpen this" Chef said
Chef threw Scott his whittling knife, it was covered in fungus
" Well that's gross... even by my standards" Scott said
"But you all ruined it! So here's your in- freakin- vincibility!" Chef said
Chef threw two marshmallows at Jasmine and Scarlett
Chef gave a creepy smile at Scott and Max
Scott and Max looked at each other worried about their outcome
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Chef threw a marshmallow at Scott who ate it immediately
"Your finished!" Chef said
"Wha?... Inconceivable, I'M E-V-I-L. I should stay here till the bitter end!" Max said
"Not on my watch!" Chef said
~ Dock of Shame~
Chef marched across the Dock of Shame with Max right behind him
" Right, Left, Right, Left! Come on soldier!, Do I bear a resemblance to somebody who has all day!" Chef yelled
" Can't say I'm gonna miss ya.." Jasmine said
" Like I care what some giant thinks.." Max said
" You were not evil in the slightest, but I'll give you points for being incredibly annoying" Scarlett said
" EVIL doesn't care for your tone.." Max said
Scott held out his hand, Max refused the handshake
" Like I said many times before, I don't do handshakes." Max said
Scott shrugged and walked off, along with Jasmine and Scarlett
Max sighed and hopped onto the Boat of Losers
GOODBYE MAX
"So.. looks like we made it to the final three" Scott said
CONFESSIONAL: SCARLETT
" It shouldn't come to a surprise that I made the final three"
" Jo, while you were overly aggressive and your armpits had a certain odor, I can safely say you might land a job as a security guard for some mall"
" Shawn, your constant paranoia was your downfall. Also if you want to fit in with society, try not dressing like a homeless man"
" and Zoey, while I'm upset that I wasn't the reason you left. I will say seeing you go was most refreshing. And for someone who claims to like the "Indie culture" you never once talked about while on the show. Poser, much?"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: SCOTT
"From day one, I knew I would make it this far"
" And the Scottmeister is gonna keep on pushing!"
"The only real decision left is if I should dump Scarlett and take Jasmine"
" Or keep Scarlett and get rid of Jasmine... decisions, decisions"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: JASMINE
" My dream of owning a cage fighting/ flower shop is this close to coming true!"
" But I'll still split half of it with Shawn of course.."
" I just hope I have the strength to beat Scarlett."
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Bonus Scene: Lake Wawanakwa~
" It's not fair! EVIL should still be in the game! This is an atrocity!" Max said
Sasquatchanakwa came out from the driver's seat
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Max screamed
It took off it's mask, revealing Chef
" How dare you-" Max said before interrupted
Chef took off his mask, revealing Sasquatchanakwa
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Max screamed
This process repeated itself until Max reached Playa De Losers
That was Chapter Twenty Six! If you liked it then as always leave a review and slap some favorites on this fanfic
Spoilers Below
Reason for Elimination, Max: I never intended for Max to win so I tried to make his elimination sort of obvious. It's just I don't really get "winner" vibes when I see him, doesn't mean he's not a bad character though.
Elimination Order: Leonard-28th, Sky-27th, Lightning-26th, Samey-25th, Staci-24th, Sam-23rd, Anne Maria-22nd, Beardo-21st, Dawn-20th, Cameron-19th, Zoey-18th "RETURNED", Ella-17th, Brick-16th, Rodney-15th, Sugar-14th, Dakota-13th, Mike-12th, Shawn-11th, Amy-10th, B-9th, Dave-8th, Jo-7th, Topher-6th, Zoey-5th, Max-4th